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The RAIN. ASH. THE RAIN. IT IS RAINING AT MY HOUSE.
not here
MY WIFI KEEPS MESSING UP
PEOPLE HAVE ONLY SEEN IT AROUND ME IN THE RAIN
TOLDYA
I HAVENT SEEN IT BUT MY WIFI IS MESSED UP
LEEDLE
LEEDLE
I'm bored
gtg. k baiiiiiiiiiii 🐺
BAI AND SORRY MY WIFI WILL NOT FREAKING WORK
so I just woke up. I literally feel like someone is constantly punching me in the stomach and I don't think that's healthy
Ravennnnn
Boi wb
snazz
AS SOON AS I LOOK OVER HERE
Wb Ash!
:D
meh wifi was off todai
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE NARGLES TAKE IT SLOW
Mine turns off at 3:30 BUT. I FOUND OUT THAT IT COMES BACK AT 5:00 SO I GET AN EXTRA HOUR OF WIFI
YAS
IM SMART. KINDA
I have a project that has to be presented tomorrow but my group literally just wrote down: "Activity 37" and then gave up
Ive been sitting at home watching Harry Potter and questioning my sanity. XD The last part is a joke.
just like my social life
just like my life
I don't have one
I don't have a social life or a life.
same
Blame the nargles
They took my life from me
WAIT A MINUTE. HARRY POTTER'S GODFATHER DIED?!?!?! R U SIRIUS?!?!!??
HE LIVES ON IN OUR HEARTS
THAT WAS PRETTY BLACK HEARTED TO KILL HIM!!!! HE WAS HARRY'S ONLY LIVING FAMILY!!!!
Yeah. but Bellatrix is still one of my favorite characters
I finished the 5th movie todai
noice
Happy birthday
oh
what
TOOTSIE ROLL
NOM
I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE EATING THEM
I JUST READ THROUGH THE CHANNEL SEARCH HISTORY. ASH STOP LISTENING TO A THOUSAND YEARS
you can't judge me
Nope. Lol I listen to the nightcore version. BUT THERE IS ALSO TOP TEN GHOST ANIME
also, the search history is paused and it has been paused since the channel started
FRICK MY WIFI ISNT WORKING AGAIN
that was Mythic. I literally just search songs
Or it was Raven
true
What do you mean the history is paused
I can see it.
then YouTube settings lied to us
COME BACK
(brb gonna eat dinner)
(k I'm back)
(NO ONE CAREEESSSSS)
oh
(lol jk..and yayyy bestie)
:D
lol
do u wanna rp
guess not .-.
MY WIFI IS WORKING NOWWWWWW
SMAZZ
Awkward silence that has lasted an hour
Hey Ash do you want to go to le Air zoo tomorrow?
YES. BUT I STILL HAVE SKEWL.
(my wifi shuts off at 3:30)
WHY MUST YOU HAVE SKEWL
;-; boi y u do dis
(k back)
IM SORRY ;-; (but even if I didn't, you would have to both pick me up and drop me off because my moms at work all day until about 9, my dads working from home to babysit my siblings and I, and I can't drive so 😢)
^^^^^^^^^^ Is it weird that I had the exact same dream? ^^^^^^^^^^
Yes, kind of.
WHAT
that's spooky
HEY HOW YA DOIN
(I was stalking people. I have made mistakes. MANY MISTAKES. o-o)
WELL IM DOIN JUST FINE
I LIED
I CRIED
IM DYING INSIDE
WHO WERE YOU STALKING XD
also, I have a video idea. :D
People. I was stalking people. WHY DO I STALK PEOPLE?!?!??! IT ONLY ENDS BADLY.
What
lol it's weird but imma do a thing of me "finding" an old dog collar in my basement, then le doggo starts talking through the collar like Dug :D
Noice
should I do it or naw
Also, I was stalking someone we both know.
I THINK IT IS A GOOD IDEA AND YOU SHOULD DO IT
who dat
A human being
OKAY. THEN MAYBE YOU COULD DO A VERSION AND I GAVE YOU THE COLLAR AND U PUT IT ON UR DOGGO AND THEN SHE STARTS TALKING
How would we do that
editing skills
Which I have none of
I bought a mobile editing program so yas
I got a tripod btw
FRICK I WENT AND STALKED THEM AGAIN I NEED BLEACH
WHO IS IT THO
IT IS SOMEONE
I CAN NEVER UNSEE
I WILL NOT ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS AS TO WHO IT IS
OKAY
NO YOU WAS NOT...I COULD OF RP WITH YOU...BUT YOU WERENT....
.....now i have to go...cuz its a school night...bye
;-; fien
gbai
*Bleaches mind* FRICK I CANNOT GET RID OF IT
WHAT IS IT CHILD
*Swims in pool of bleach* SOMETHING I CAN NEVER FORGET
WHO IS IT AND CAN I BLOCK THEM OR NO
(for the video, should I make it a series? and if so, what should I call it??)
(Idk)
(And call it the dog who says Bork)
NO YOU CANT BLOCK THEM CAUSE I AINT SAYIN THE USERNAME
(The dog who doesn't bork?)
(Yes)
(*Bork)
(FRICK I AM TRYING TO BORK BUT WITHOUT THE O BUT I CANT BC BORK)
(Woooo am watching Doctor Who)
(you know what I just realized)
(huh)
(the parentheses)
(what boi)
(We need to roleplay now)
(You don't get a choice)
(I'm busy making le video but okie)
(Medieval or le wolf or le cat or le other kinda roleplay)
(idc. any works for me)
(MEDIEVAL IT IS)
(imma be responding slow because I'm recording)
(Ok. Imma make meh bio)
(you already know my info. I'm lazy)
(okay so I just put the "collar" on my dog and she went crazy)
(Mine is a bit different this time. Blue hair, gold dappled blue wings, wolf ears and tail, no name, no family, no memory before a year ago)
(oh)
(I TRIED TO MAKE A REMIX AND THEN IT DIDNT POST)
(is ok)
(Shall we roleplay?)
(ty)
(I'm babysitting my cousin .-.)
(How much younger?)
(she's about a year old)
(So not very annoying?)
(no. super cute. her name be Layla Moon)
(*Dies of adorable*)
(she likes to make monkey noises)
(and steal my phone)
(*Dies of adorable again*)
(so that's another reason why I'm responding slowly)
(Ohhhhhh)
(she stole my hairbrush and is attempting to brush her own hair 🤣)
(AHHHHHHHHHH SO FLIPPING CUTE)
(lol my parents just came back in and said they would take her so yay)
(Noice) -ROLEPLAYYYYYY START-
*sits on a tall stone in the middle of township*
(meh name be kip, just btw)
(Mine has no name)
(oh)
*Dashes forward from the forest, ears flattened*
(and no family, as well as no memory from before a year ago)
(k, btw am posting Part 1)
(and wifi goes off at 9)
(k)
*after a little while, I stand up and leap off*
*I skid to a stop, and fix my mask*
*i reposition my sword and walk towards the trees lining the village, ears pinned against my head*
*I notice you, but shrug and continue walking toward the forest ahead*
*i see you, somewhat SUSPICIOUS*
*I continue walking, stopping only to buy an APPLE from a small fruit stand*
*i brush past you, my shoulder brushing against you as I shove through the large CROWD*
*I glare at you for a moment, then turn into a small alley, running away from the crowd*
*i notice her running, then walk silently towards her*
*I look to both sides to make sure no one has followed me, then spread my wings and fly up out of the alleyway*
What the... *i stare up at her, then quietly unfurl my wings and fly up after her*
*I fly down toward a small camp, landing beside the largest tent*
*i land in a tree and watch SUSPICIOUSLY*
*I tap on the tent flap, and a person wearing a bear mask comes out to greet me*
(Sorry am back now)
*i leap down and approach the tent*
(is ok)
???:Wolf. Good to see you again.
*i walk up behind you* Who are you and what are you doing?
(My earrings were trying to murder me)
(ow)
*I turn around, suprised* ???:I am Black Bear. This is Wolf. I pay her to tell me what goes on in the kingdom.
What do you need that information for?
(that was why I was gone for like five mins)
???:Because I can't get it myself.
(okie)
(Black Bear is le outlaw and his real name is not Black bear)
And why is that?
(I gtg ;-;)
Black Bear:Why do you need to know? *I stare at the ground, unsure of what to do or say*
(nuuuuuu)
(baiiiiiiiii)
(baiiiiii)
(._.)
(I sorry ;-;)
~pause le rp~
Y
y pause
because I wanna talk like normal people
OH GOD IM WATCHING DAN AND PHIL PLAY PT SILENT NIGHT. OH GOD
MYTHIC BE AT MY HOUSE
YOU ARE COMING HERE TOO
YASSSS. WHEN?? (I go to my Mom's this afternoon and I'm staying there until next Friday, just fyi)
saaaaage pls come back ;-;
I DONT KNOW WHEN MAYBE NEXT SATURDAY AND DEN I SHALL INVITE MYTHIC TOOO
YAY :D
I have to ask le parent people doe
I might be going to my friend Marjorie's tomorrow
I might be staying home and doing nothing tomorrow
Wait isn't Marjorie your friend at Paw Paw?
ye.
I'm over there now
Noice and sorry for not responding
it's fine
Wassup
sorry was locked out of my iPad for the weekend
OH
I was sick today
Which means I wasn't allowed on the internet
IM HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACK AND I HAVE NO ONE I CAN RELATE TO SO I ATE AN ENTIRE BOX OF CEREAL
boi I know ur online
Actually I wasn't online. I am now, and can't seem to sleep at all, which is going to mean a GREAT day at school tomorrow.
I was kind of dead.
Like, even more than usual.
I stood up, then my head hurt a ton and my vision messed up.
Meow
Snarl
Rawr
Grr
Bork
Hiss
WHY WERE YOU HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACK
SCHOOL REASONS
also, chu commented on le YouTube video at midnight
YEAH
I has question for u. Did you lose a red Ohio State sweatshirt? Like, ever?
Ummm... not that I know of. if you can, take a picture and I'll look at it
Nope. Nvm. It was a Ohio Toledo Zoo sweatshirt. I was given it a while ago apparently.
I FOUND IT TODAY AND I THOUGHT IT WAS OHIO STATE AND YOU ARE THE ONLY OHIO STATE FAN I KNOW
ASHHHHHHH
WHAAAAAATTTTTTT
HOW YA DOIN
WELL IM DOIN JUST FINE jk I'm having a mental breakdown school is stressful
I think I have lost what little sanity I had
I didn't have any in the first place
._. I had a little according to some people.
kk so my friend Marjorie has a picccollage GO FOLLOW NYOW. @ThatMAJORSparklerWeirdo
Fanfiction is literally ILLEGAL. Writing anything that could be found disturbing is illegal. Also, sharing passwords, carrying permanent markers, USING A FAKE NAME ON WEBSITES are all illegal
We all shared the YT pass, we've all had permanent markers, and all of us have fake names on both yt and pc. WE ARE ALL ILLEGAL HUMANS
OH THEN HALF THE STUFF ON THE INTERNET IS ILLEGAL. Also, I use fake names for literally every internet thing. AND I CARRY A PERMANANT MARKER IN SKOOL
Also using a fake name isn't illegal unless it is and EDU or GOV website, I believe.
Any website because it's taking advantage of the owners systems and is considered illegal hacking
AS LONG AS I AM NOT GOING TO JAIL
IM GOOD
*police sirens*
FUDGE ASH R U OK
NO. IM GOING TO FAIL MY FRICKEN PRESENTATION BECAUSE DAVID GAVE UP ON US AND HE WANTS TO QUIT
THATS NOT WHY I ASKED IF YOU WERE OK BC RAVEN TOLD ME AND MYTHIC YOU WERE BEAT UP ON THE BUS R U FLIPPING OK
ANSWER ME
PLS
I NEED TO KNOW IF MY FRIEND IS OK
IM OK
ITS FINE
WHO DO I NEED TO DESTROY THOUGH
TRYSTIN
HE WONT BE AT SCHOOL TOMORROW. IM NOT GOING TO KILL HIM, JUST TELEPORT HIM TO ANOTHER DIMENSION
Marjories riding the bus home with me tomorrow and she says she's going to stab him with a butter knife
Would she like to borrow the katana I am ordering today?
I'm not actually, but I want a freaking katana
same
I KNOW WHAT I AM GETTING YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY
WAT
A SPINNY BOI
I want to buy you a katana but my parents said no... ;-;
I also accept cats
I can do that. YOU GET A CAT FOR YOUR BDAY
I SHALL NAME IT DORK
not even kidding if I get another cat I'm literally naming it Dork
I just learned Unity on the piano and am now learning Paradise by Coldplay
NO YOU MUST NAME IT SAGE THE SECOND
niceeee
AND NEVEH
NAME IT ASH THE SECOND
I'm either naming it Ash, Kip, or Dork. probably dork
Dork is mean don't name it that name it ASH THE SECOND in all caps
DORK IS MEANT IN A LOVING AND KIND WAY
I've made a huge mistake
What
I've gotten into a HUG WAR with Chris and Dan. I'm going to get fricken slaughtered.
they teamed up against me
literally a scarehug war but imma win anyway because I can fit in a locker
MUHAHAHAH
I HAVE AN IDEA
;-; come back
Why u no come back fwend
sorry was drawing. what's le idea
FIFTY MILLION RAINBOWS
-Resume roleplay-
(I think I habe offically lost my mind. I keep hearing people talk, but everyone is asleep. I keep hearing and seeing things, but when I look again, they are gone)
(*Have)
(I can't roleplay right now ;-;)
(I can vaguely talk with slow responses)
(*Dreams crushed*)
(I sorry)
(I'm half writing a paper that was due three weeks ago, half talking to you and to Marjorie, and also drawing)
(;-; boi do ur hw)
(I did. but my life skills teacher confiscated it. then she refused to give it back)
(but she also said she would turn it in for me but Mira knows that didn't happen so now I'm failing ELA)
(WHY DID SHE CONFISCATE IT WHAT DID YOU DO TO DESERVE THAT)
(apparently I was working on it during class time. EVEN THO SHE FRICKEN SAID YOU COULD HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF FREE TIME AFTER YOU FINISHED THE ASSIGNMENT)
-pauze-
LIES UR TEACH IS MEAN
YAH SO I REWROTE IT AND TURNED IT IN AT LIKE 2 AM
YOU NEED SLEEP
FLIPPING DOGGO
IM STILL ONLY GETTING AN A- THO
You need to write Mars on your arm but make the A in bold
OK
YOU DONT GET A CHOICE JUST DO IT MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
JUST DO IT
OK WELL U DONT HAVE TO YELL DOE
U KNOW WHAT U STUPID AND ROOD U NEED—
SANTA CLAUS CAN I HAVE BETTER GRADES FOR CHRISTMAS
lemme see yo grades
*Hands grades*
Ohhhhh Yo grades need Jesus
HEY JOSH CAN I HAVE A GLASS OF MALK
no
;-;
GIVE THE MAN A GLASS OF MAUK
YOU'RE NOT EVEN SAYING THE SAME THING
GIVE HIM THE MAUK, JOSH
MAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MAUUUUUUUUUUUU
ON A SCALE OF 1 TO EVEN, I CAN'T!!!
ERMEHGURD, JOSH TOTALLY JUST TEXTED ME
RLLY?!
OH. MY GOD. HE SENT. A WINKY FACE.
SRSLY?! OMG STACEY! THAT IS LIKE, AMAZING. I AM LITERALLY LITERALLYING.
Lenny faec xsnip snap doggos not the woof bork ones
my OTP
YES. THAT IS THE BEST SHIP EVAH
#LE SNIP SNAP DOGGO
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(Ba. Ha baba. Ha baba da gaba. Ha baba dada ban ha da bada gada ha. Ha dada. Ha baba. Ha baba da ga da ga. Ba. Ba. Ba Ba Ba. Ba Ba Ba Ba. Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba. Ba, Ba. Ba. Ha baba Ba. Ha bababa ba Ba. Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba.)
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