this is adorbale

ooooh love it so much

we're did you get the kilt?

oh hahahah Hannah hahhahamontanahha I got it from the local kilt dealer

who's your kilt dealer?

I usually go to good ole John mate from down the pub you know the one that sells Bunnings snags on a Sundy mornin, then goes down to the footy an works at the shop there sellin pies and choccy milk like the good ole lad that he is awwww mate what a legend. he's almost as much as good ole mr nan awwww mate bl00dy legend I was donwn at mr nans that other day eatin some maccas you know how it is down at the club doing some dancin getting jiggy wit it you know, and good ole mr nan was like 'ayyyyyyy cobber, howz it goin mate?' and I was like 'oi mr nan, you alright?' and mr nan was like yeah she's all good down at the pub so we went down the pub and good ole John was there and I was like 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww m7+1...' coz you know I was running low on kilts and I was like oh no I needa get me some kilts from good ole johnny boi before he sells em all, coz you know how he do, selling the kilts rolling in dough you know man. anyway so I was like awww mate john how's it going mate and john was like yeh good and mr nan just went over and started kissing him and I was like far out get a room and then they stopped and I bought some kilts which was pre good mate. anyways, I got the red one and a pretty purple one that I only wear on special occasions like a good ole barbecue at the smiths house on a Saturdy night were you stay up so late that you end up falling asleep on the trampoline with a golden lab on your face lol #relatable anyway back on with the kilts so yeah I got a red one and the purple one, then a rainbow one and a nice casual brown one that I wear out on the tractor. oh, almost forgot, I got a blue one for swimming, cos I always used to just wear a regular green one swimming but mr nan told me that john sold special ones that are made out of bather material that you wear swimming at the beach at lil nippers with the littluns, so I bought one of those, it's also drifit material, so it's perfect for the barbecue after coz I always have to cook the snags, good ole mr nan helps me though witch is good I'd never manage on my own, I'm just ur tipicle sheila.

oh yeah I know john

sometimes I go to Stacey but she has that criminal record witch is a bit scetch