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I wasn't feeling well today thanks a lot @me

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"'What, you egg?' [he stabs him]" is from Macbeth, which I just saw and I was like 😱😱😱🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 when that line was said

how about "thus with a kiss, I die"😂

here's my favourite: "O fûck," [exit]

my mom described Shakespeare as a "funny dirty old dude"

(exit pursued by bear) that sounds exciting!