WHAT IS THE HAT FIC?!

TELL MEEEHHHH

Still need to know... Is it deeply disturbing like Dan and the whisks?

Hmm... OKAY IM NOT GONNA READ IT ( lol probably will when I'm bored "

* in miranda voice * PORÑ? ARE YOU KEEDING ME? THATS DISGUSTING!

Yeah... my mind is working... 😳 IM ALREADY DISTURBED AND I HAVENT EVEN READ IT!

ah it scarred me for life I wouldn't recommend it

when it said, " ENJOYING THE STORY? TAP TO RECCOMEND," i was like , NO NO WHAT NO I WOULD NEVER

Okay... I'm already deeply disturbed by just the thought

and dat icon doe🙈😁😂

" NEVER BÎTCH NEVER! "

Yeah... Its da best liek its liek da best 😂

I have 1 follower , following 3 people. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED OH MY GAWD! 😂😂

Is it on wattpad?

OKAY I DONT HAVE WATTPAD SO 👍🏻

Okay I wont sue you so uno.

I'm sorry I drank a can of coke 😂😂

NO PLEASE DON'T!

PLEASE DON'T

Imma read it brb

Getting read to be disturbed

Please pray for me

I might die

Send help

HELP IS ON THE WAY

I READ THE FAN FIC!! I READ IT. I READ IT. I READ IT. GET THE BLEACH. CALL MY PARENTS. WHAT THE FÛCK WHAT DATT!?!? OH MY GOD HELP!

SOMEONE HELP! HAMSTERS ARE EVILL!! HELP ME NOW!!!

YES I SAW THAT! I read it on Quotev. I SAW THAT PART WHY THE FOOP WOULD HAMSTERS DO DISS?! WHY WOULD THEY BUY A HAMSTER!!'bnn?!!?

I WILL NEVER VIEW A HAMSTER THE SAME AGAIN.

WE ALL NEED TO GET BAPTISED AGAIN?! WE NEED TO BLEACH OUR EYES!! WE NEED HELP!!

YES WE NEED TO GET AMNESIA TO ERASE THE HORRIBLE MEMORIES

NOO I CANT LOOKS AT HAMSTERS ANYMORE!

Check the remixes! IT SAID MILD WHAT THAT WAS MILD?

IT SAYS MILD!

this is off topic but today I found out I have a good satan voice

NOT MILD

Guys. I volunteer as tribute to read a Phanfic that is NOT MILD. AND SON , IF THAT WAS MILD I DONT EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT EXTREME IS! But you know YOLO

MY ELBOW HURTS

Im scared

No but srsly I'm really scared

I'm like REALLY FÜCKING SCARED

Like really

FAR OUT SAMANTHA ( thats my real name , only you guys know ) GO! FAR OUT GOOO!

YASS IMMA CALL YOU SAM NOW LOVE THAT NAMEEEE

Lol ty! I'm still here and I'm very scared

we have another follower. someone's a creepin😳😁😂

I DONT WANT TO GO BUT SATÁN IS MAKING ME LEAVE AND READ MORE DISTURBING PHANFICTIONS

Aww yea... NO LONGER ILLUMINATI

DONT YOU GO OVER TO THE DARK SIDE

She' probably looking at our convo... as. we. speak.

WOAHHH ROASTED

WOAAAHHH! THATS TOTAL ILLUMINATI RIGHT THERE SISTAS! TOTAL ILLUMINATI

WEVE GOT A CREEPER MISSION ABORT

YES

LOL NO BÎTCHEZ IM STILL HERE

STILL HERE IM TOO SCARED TO LEAVE

GIVE ME 3 MINUTES ( illuminati )

🔺👁

Oh... Shes still here. Still watching us 👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁

SHES STILL HERE WE SHOULD HIDE!

WHAT IS LIFE

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

OH YEA! Sorry creeper lady this is strictly us! 😂😂 No hard feelings...

IDK KATIE! I WISH I KNEW

HOW DO YOU DO THAT? ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

THIS IS ALL TRADE MARKED BY ELISE A GIRL

new slogan: BAM YOU JUST GOT TRADEMARKED

Great slogan I applaud 👏🏻👏🏻

My slogan is: ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Katie , you need a slogan

ITS WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE

Okay slogan time

Wait is is Elise's slogan?

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE

ELISE WHAT IS YOUR SLOGAN?!?

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

OHHH ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

And Elise btw the last existential crisis I had was maybe a month ago... It wasn't fun... 🐹

JUST SAY " Hamster. "

I'm going to read a higher disturbing phanfic

really fúcking scared

* Mockingjay whistle *

I'm going to read a more disturbing phanfic than the hat

cause 'apparently' its 'mild' SAM WANTS TO KNOW WHAT IS HIGHER THAN THAT

I think I'm ruining my own life

Oh well

Idk Elise. Idk. IF I DONT COME BACK I MIGHT'VE DIED. TELL MY FOLLOWERS AND I LOVE THEM AND MY BESTIES THEY ARE AMAZING BYEEEEE! * mockingjay whistle *

🐹

BACK

And I didn't read anything 😂😂👌🏻

I was just searching up Taylor Swift

IDK CHINESE!! 😂😂

HEWWO

IS ANYONE THERE

WORSHIP THE TRIANGLE

*frantically looks for trademark*

🔺

OH MY GOD SAM YES JUST YES WOW YESSSSSS

GASP WE HAVE A STALKER

THERE IS A TROLL. I WILL FIND THEM AND I WILL KILL THEM👍🏼😂😂✋🏼

OMG FREDA 😂😂😂😂

FORGIVE ME FREDA!!!😂😂😂😂😫

PERMISSION IS GRANTED FOR HER TO LIVE

😂 CLASSIC FREDA

like when she hits 1.5K just unfollow her like "oh no!" "GOT EEM"😂😂😂✋🏼👈🏼

#usingthatline

and YESS lets get her😏😏😂😂😂

*uses long pointer to point at chalkboard* It just doesn't add up!

oops my comment was deleted ???

I said: #3cheesy5you

I WISH I COULD HEAR ITTTT

kk and I WANT TO HEAR IT MY FRIEND DIES A GOOD ONE TOO😂👍🏼

*DOES NOT DIES WOW

1 2

tell me when you see it cuz then I'll delete it cuz it's kinda a secret only you and Elise know now😉

wow that rhymes I'm such a musical talent

😉😉 winka winka

ahh I won't be awake sorry😳 it's midnight right now

🐹🐹 tell me In like 13 hours or so I'll be here😂 I have 6 hours of sleep then 7 hours of school (MATHHHH😂😂😂✋🏼)

wow I just realized that I have more time at school than sleeping😳 oops

IM HERE😈

I HAVE A STORY TO TELL YOU ALL

WHEN EVERYONE COMES ILL TELL YOU

BRUH

FINE ILL BE VP AND SAM WILL BE...THE OTHER ONE IN POLITICS I FORGET THE NAME...UHHH

IDK ILL GOOGLE IT LATER. FOR NOW... *hits gavel against table* I'm now calling this meeting into order

IF YOURE HERE SAY "AYE"

ELISE WHERE U GO

ok imma type the "story" now you'll see it when you come back. okay....

it was a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, (jk it was this morning 1st period) when all the sudden, the unimaginable happens. my friend Sophie (read blog, you'll find out who she is,) says it. she says it and I couldn't stop laughing. she says; I want a hamster. she says; I love hamsters. I completely died of laughter and she had no idea! she was like "but I love hamsters!" hamsters this, hamsters that😂 and I was crafting so much it was hilarious! I almost, ALMOST, asked if she had wattpad and show her the Hat Fic but I saved it. I don't want to ruin anyone's childhoods😂✋🏼👈🏼

and the best part about her is that she is a phangirl and totally gets meh and she has TABINOF and I don't .😖😂😂 SHE GETS LADDERS TOO!✋🏼👈🏼

wow why did that take so long to type I'm so ashamed of myself rn✋🏼😂

YASS

sure Sam

I cut my finger with a huge steak knife cutting celery

I feel the need to watch a PINOF marathon

classic elise

*yawns* call me when things get interesting, gonna attempt to watch PINOF with my sucky wifi

HAI IM BACK AFTER 32 MINUTES OF PINOF

AND SAM IR DA SWEETEST

*UR

and Cara slays my life and so does Chloe🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 (my icon rn)

well I wouldn't call it stalking, Samantha

hey! it's me Elise💖