call me what you want but i’m dedicated to my dad jokes

beanzuku

call me what you want but i’m dedicated to my dad jokes


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**chokes on the crunciness**
this is motzs on my new acc or did I already tell u that
also SLURP I CANNOT FREAKING WAIT FOR UR EXTRAS it will be delicious
yas you did uwu
and t h a n k y o u UwU
tankuuu fren :)
haha
collages for round 2 are due tomorrow! ❤️❤️❤️
z o i n k s
also, have you watched Bungou Stray Dogs? if not, WATCH IT RIGHT NOW
and I’ll eat 2x the soup if you do sooooo... yeah
bungou stray dogs, i’ll check it out uwu
and just saying, dAzAi is h o t
sounds interesting lol 😂
low key tho i have a problem kyoka kirigiri could literally murder my entire family while insulting danny devito and i’d thank her
like-
i cant even
just some memes to add some flavor in my soup
y e s
i googled him he’s giving me sherlock holmes vibes 😳
haha
I just made a new gmail acc for of so I can do that instead of comment sections. do ya wanna email eachother?
sure sounds cool!
ight it’s 173097Hamilton@gmail.com
it 1:18 where I am right now
why am I like this
and I don’t cry when I listen or watch Hamilton (what I mean by “watch” is the slime tutorial)
i feel ur pain my dude 😔✊
ty ty and yes pants of the day is my new spirit animal
yes yes very epic B)
I’m in my room and I’m not supposed to have my iPad in my room but oh well
I’ve done it before
very rebellious B)
fight the patriarchy
heh I went upstairs (didn’t get caught, whoo!) and I went back down into my room
I am such an evil kid
woo fight the patriarchy
*dabs*
what even is patriarchy?
lol
i think it’s like the higher ups
OHHHHH
ok that makes more sense now
oui oui
hehe i woke up at 10 and didn’t get out of bed until 1 lol
lol that’s a mood
it is
a n d b e s u r e t o t e l l y o u r m o m h a p p y m o t h e r s d a y
y a s s you too uwu
so casse-toi (according to google translate) means “break up” but it really mean f you
tell the king f you
can we just exchange phone numbers cause I’m too lazy to check my email
w a i t but then we’d know where eachother lives cause of the area code... eh idc
oof i not allowed to email u anymore anyways cuz my parental units are strict
so i don’t think they’d be chill with texting plus i don’t wanna drop my phone number online :/
“parental units” lol
sowwy ;-;
oh
oof
it’s fine
idc my phone number is on there cause it’s a free number... I don’t have data
ehhh I deleted it anyways
oof yea i literally don’t even give out my number to kids at my school i can’t stand texting xD
oof I actually rarely text at my dad’s cause I have a texting app on my laptop, and I hardly ever am on my laptop
oof, but i mean fair
i just read texts and like not respond i’m that kid
I wanna do a collab that tells people to eat their soup and drink their water
y e s
health propaganda
ight ima make a chatpage thing real quick
ok I have now made the chatpage
ight
lol