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•Noot• Oh, another thing. I think I found the lovechild of Shawn Mendes and Cameron Dallas. Get Shawn Mendes' face, get Cameron Dallas' face and merge them together. That's probably what my cousin looks like. I never noticed it before and it's kinda freak

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Okay but I am wearing a FOB shirt rn and I was out with my MCR wristband earlier what??

I just

OML MIND MELD JUST STAHP

I once wore a troye Sivan shirt and my teacher thought it was prince

Wow. I mean...I totally see why they thought that..

If it was ever acceptable

It isn't anymore.

It just isn't. Honestly it never was.

It's just worse now tbh

I know.

It's very worrying though, it's not even a coincidence anymore

I know. It just gets more terrifying and more random and like I don't even know it's just what

It's like

"I nearly ate a blackened banana today"

Random, right?

Well it just so happens that the same happened to me yestetday. Not even joking.

*Sigh*

I'm done.

Why are we like this?

Why us

You don't hear stories about everyone else always doing the same thing

So why us

Yeah. Out of all seven billion people in this world, why us? This isn't normal? Pls stop?? Jesus? Pls??

Y u do dis

Just smol beans who want frens

Yesh. Frens. NORMAL frenship. Not mind meld. Just frenship.

AND WE HAD THAT

UNTIL YOUUUUU CAME ALONG

YOUUU, MISTER UNIVERSE

WITH YOUR LACK OF SCIENTIFIC LOGIC

YEAHHHH.

Y U TAKE THAT AWAY?

OUR NORMAL FRENSHIP?

Y U REPLACE IT WITH THIS???

THIS....THING. THAT SCIENCE CANNOT EXPLAIN. THIS...WHY ?!?!

WE CAN BE FRENS WITHOUT YOU K BYE

YEAH JUST PÏSS OFF PLS GIT YER OWN FRENS K BYE.

WE DON'T NEED YOU

WE DON'T WANT YOU EITHER. SO. JUST NO.

YOU'VE TORTURED US TOO MUCH

WE CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

IT HURTS

MORE THAN ANYTHING.

I JUST WANT NORMAL RHIANNON FREN

YEAHH. NOT MIND MELD RHIANNON FREN. MIND MELD RHIANNON IS FREAKY.

((Penelope used to accept my name but now she's saying that Rhiannon isn't a word I cri))

WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER FREN

(Simon won't let me write your name without adding a bunch of "n"s to the end)

YEEAHHH. TOGETHER WE WILL DEFEAT THIS MIND MELD.

((Mmm. Legit))

YEAH! *OVERUSED CARTOON/ANIME FIST PUMP WHILE JUMPING DRAMATICALLY INTO THE AIR ABD THEN YHE CREDITS ROLL*

(Sure. "RHIANNONNNN".)

YEAH WHAT SHE SAID!

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I SAID

((RHIANNONNNNN. I shall add more 'n's to the end of my name from now on. Also according to Penelope "RHIS" is a word and Rhiannon isn't. I've never heard of "RHIS" but okay.))

YOU SAID THAT. ^^^^^

(Well okay then Ms. Gludge.)

:O THANK YOU V V MUCH I WOULD NEVER HAVE KNOWN

((Yeahhh. Sure. Whatever you say.))

I KNOW. YOU'RE WELCOME. LIKE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT ME? YOU'D JUST BE SO LOST.

JEEZ LIKE YOU HELPED ME REMEMBER THAT I'D BE LOST WITHOUT YOU

IKR. I'M JUST GREAT.

I KNOW WOWZA

YEPPPP.

BEST FREN QUALITY RIGHT THERE YEP

YES. YOU CAN'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THIS.

IN FACT NOT AT ALL

RIGHT? LIKE, YOU JUST CAN'T.

MY BEST FREN IS BETTER THAN YOURS...WHOEVER "YOU" ARE...PERSON READING THIS...

YEAHHHH...I DON'T KNOW YOU. OR YOUR BEST FREN. BUT HER BEST FREN IS THE BESTEST FREN AND YOUR BEST FREN CAN'T COMPARE TO HER BEST FREN WHICH IS TOTALLY ME BECAUSE I'M BETTER THAN YOUR BEST FREN SO

PREACH! RHIANNON IS THE BEST BEST FREN SO SCREW YOUR BEST FREN

YEAH YOUR BEST FREN BIBH BECAUSE ONLY RHIANNON BEST FREN LASIG.

WHAT ABOUT ME THO DO I LASIG

YES. EMI BEST FREN ALSO LASIG. BECAUSE LE EMILY IS ALSO THE BESTEST BEST FREN.

AWWW THANKYUUUU

NO PROBLEM FRENNNN.

I'M TOUCHED

THAT IS GOOD.

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