let's just start with Cora because seriously what the duck. has she not done tons of evil in her lifetime? I think she totally should of gone to a worser date for that

WHERE THE NAME OF ALL LIGHT MAGIC DID PETER PAN GO?! at the very beginning, rumple came down to the underworld and pan was like oh, welp, here you go son. take the keys and the entire store just in case you wanna bring your fertile wife down here. yep I'm going on an underworld vacation, bye, see ya next curse. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN rumple goes running to his daddy for help. THE BOY LITERALLY COMES UP IN A TRENCH JACKET LIKE HES RUNNING ISH. rumple is like Zelena, meet ma daddy. and pan is like heh, I heard you're wicked but I make you look like a bad dream (wizard of oz, Dorothy reference/ joke... okay IK it's not funny) but anyway he's like okay super wicked lady, I'm kidnapping you now by putting a potato sack over your head, and don't resist too much otherwise your boyfriend will see and kill me harder...who planned this out again?

lastly, captainswan, the promo for next Sunday... WHAT THE FLIP FLOP OKAY BC I DONT NEED MY EMOTIONS TRYING TO CONSUME ME A&E ALL I WANT IS FOR EMMA TO SAVE KILLIAN SO THEY CAN MAKE TACOS ALREADY LIKE WHY IS THIS SO HARD!? EVERYONE ELSE HAS LITERALLY DONE OT ALREADY. IM PRETTY SURE HENRY HAS COME CLOSER TO GETTING VIOLET THAN CAPTAINSWAN LIKE CMON NOW WHATS HAPPENING. I DONT NEED NO STRESS, NO TEARS, OTHERWISE I MIGHT END UP HURTING SOMEONE OKAY

I'M SOOO EXCITED FOR NEXT EO, I MEAN EMMA FLASHBACKS AND CAPTAIN SWAN ON A TRULE LOVE ADVENTURE....SIGN ME UP!!😆😆😆😆😆

^remake of the Zelena CS movie! director promoted to Hades, Lord of the Underlovers