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I'm so bored I started reading.

Yeah but that's a fan fiction, I started reading an actual book

I don't have a shelf because I never read

I like reading

so does "Prussia"

so does "Gilbert"

and "Gilbird"

wat

Prussia is awesome XD

I is awesome

you can't spell Awesome without me

I put my phone down to go out and watch a movie and I come back to this.

0-0 my nine is Gilber Beilschmidt

*name

I am not illuminati

und jou don't need to bring up WW||

UND I AM NOT A PUŠŠY CAT

oh Mein Gott

I'm not Illuminati

I am not

Prussia is illuminati?

My god

IM NOT ILLUMINATI

yes u r

there is solid evidence

Mein Gott

but I'm not illuminati

Nein!

hiiiiiii~ =◡=

hallo

Italy back me up

tell zem I'm not ze illuminati

vat vy?!

Hi Italy welcome to the realm of hellmo

or hellish Elmo

can't deny what's inside

um I don't even know Prussia

I am the feli-illuminati

*curls up in a corner* vy ist it alvays me

*cue music*

*rocks back and forth in the emo corner* I hate Mein life

Prussia, it's you because you always react. That's how bullying works. I don't get picked on because I'm America. I just take it like a man.

are you kidding me Prussia..I have worst than you..

I have it wurst than you*

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

you're not ze vun who isn't a country Italia. you're not ze vun ppl are forgetting. und I'm awesome so no vun ever Bullies me

no ur the wurst

pickles...wurst...VERDAMMT NOW IM HUNGRY

America //slaps hand on your face// shhhhhh

Hi hungry I'm America

Mein Gott NEIN

IM PRUSSIA!!!!!! ZE AWESOME FAKKING PRUSSIA

I'm the wurst

or some ppl call me East or Gilbert Beilschmidt

ne ne I'm papa Italy

DADDY AF!!!!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ne me papa byatches

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

the Lenny is strong with this one

that moment where you can't see the chat because it randomly starts to load

alright I'm goink to bed

God I had to close the app 50 times

Good night Prussia

swag dreams

America..are you...mcfallen from heaven cause your an angel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

England

i need Mein awesome sleep so I can be even more awesome tomorrow. I know zat sounds impossible but it happens. anyvay. Guten Nacht und I'll talk to jou all tomorrow

what...

*starts to tear up* That was McBeautiful

gn Prussia see you in your dreams

dafaq

It's so dumb. I don't even get a chance to say I'm sorry. I don't pick up the phone because I'm doing the nasty with England and then he's all like oops better kill myself

if I were you guys I wouldn't sleep..ima see you in your dreams..

I never sleep

lol I don't have dreams...I have nightmares. WAKE ME UP!!! (CANT WAKE UP)

oh ok den

I'm mclovin it ;D

You McTrying to McStart McSomething?

mcmaybe?

mcno..Im to mcbootiful to have a mctussle

Italy you have lost the privilege to use the prefix "Mc". please hand in your Ronald McDonald Wig and shoes.

*le shrug*

I need autocorrect I'm dumb af

who's the 1? you?

is it me? *spongebob girly winks*

yus

nuuuuuu

I ғaċҡıṅɢ called you bootiful..like wtғ

noice

good for you

is Italy still Fascist?

her..his..idgaf..name is notastalker wth XD

imma Google that

oh so Italy sorta has the same system Canada has with a Prime Minister or President

fascist is a type of government. Fascism is where it's almost a dictatorship, but it's not because the government rule too in a way. I'm bad at explaining.

rules*

👍

shiṭ I drop ғѧċҡing Sprite on my shirt..ughhhh

I tried not to sneeze on my phones but I moved my phone to where I turned my head like an idiot and got snot all over my phone screen

lol phones. I'm so baller

noice

knew bards

I guess

🌚

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

vegetables

a carrot on a table?

it is a pretty smexy table

Estoy Feliz porque te gusta

mi mamá es feliz también

what are y-are you kidding me

jelly?

lol I turned into Latin America for a moment there

No I said that in happy you like it and my mom is happy too

Im andando a pugnalare voi ragazzi uno giorno (个_个)

Speak American or get out.

When you google translate "im" you have to actually write "I'm" for it to translate that

oh..do you want American..welp I said

I'm going to stab you guys one day

but no I'm cool so no..I won't..ill be a mic Italian

noice*

carrot on table, she's happy that I accomplished something. Im joking. My mom has nothing to do with this

Mctalian

wow omg

that's bootiful

bootiful singing/comment singing

my cat is being a mcbiṭċһ..he kept on biting my hand

derka derka Muhammad jihad

Death to Ming

my cat just cut my hand OWW

that lil ṡһıṭ

he's still a kitten..that lil ṡһıṭ will be lazy one day and stop scratching my hand

why thanks boo

I have a lot of scars cause of that jerk

he's mean man..it hurt like һєʟʟ

hallo

vat did I miss?

you missed a lot Prussia hehe

nope you guys ain't l8

Gute

Hello brother, just came to tell you that everything is better with maple syrup!