All hail plankton err.. I mean Nightmare

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All hail plankton err.. I mean Nightmare

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Cross: I DONT LIKE HIM HES TOO SCARY
...
ALL HAIL QUENN DAWN OF DETERMINATION!
QUEEN
XD
yeh...
YOU OKEI RITTICK *huggles*
Me? I'm perfectly fine!
RITTIK COME OFF PRIVATE
NO YOU ARENT *says calmly*
I'm on private? What???? *pretends to be confuzzled*
...
*glomp huggles Rittick*
I'M FINE.
no u aren't..
no u aren't
JINX
HOLT FÛCK MY NEW ICON
NUH UH WAT WRONG *is hugging Rittick still*
XD
*sits in a corner and cwies* ...
*comes too ur corner* nice place you got here
*wipesnur tears
*wipes tears* plz tell wat wrong *huggles cwying too*
HILLLY COW
DETERMINATION! DEPRESSION YOU SUCK! *destroys depression* DETERMINATION FOR DA WIN!
RITTIK U GOTTA NICE PLACE!
Cross: I wanna taco! :3
*gives son a taco :3
Rittick... are you there...
Cross: YAY *eats it in one bite* :3
:33333
wow
TOASTY UR ICONNNN
XDDDD
I can't take my icon seriously
HOW DID CROSS EAT THAT TACO IN ONE BITE?!
HEYA DURR IM GOING TI SLURP
dat icon tho fam
dat sounds wrong .-.
XD
idk his cross ate that in one bite
IT DOES HOLY SHÌT
AAAAA
HEYA DURR IM GOING TO SLURRRRRRP
THAT SOUNDS WRONG.
Cross: I was hungry :>
umUMMM
Cross is hungry for Dream ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
HEYAAAAAAA DURR GAY GUY IM GOING TO SLURP (end my existence this is getting weird)
ADMIN,,,
OH FŪK
HAH
Cross: *blushes* n-no I'm not...
IM A GREAT MOM.
CROSS NO ZLIRPUDO SINNY BONE BONE DREAM
YES U R
YAS UR SUCH A GOOD MOM
IZ A NORMAL DAD
XDDDD
NOT AT ALL
XD
XD
jinx
Cross: I just have a crush on Dream, okay?
NO, YOU WANNA MARRY HIM
OOOOOH
OH MEH LORD
Cross: *blushes deeper* N-no I don't!
yes u do.
YES YOU DO~
Cross: Fine...I DO WANNA MARRY MY DREAMPIE~
I KNEW IT
....
DETERMINATION...
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW~
YESSS
We need too get Toasty
hey cross ur daddy is ded
TOOOOOOAAAAAASSSSSTTTTTTYYYYYYYYY~
Cross: NOOOOOOOOO NOT DADDY ;~;
he's long ded
Cross: *le cri*
i'm so sorry
Cross: I miss my daddy ;~;
-_-
i feel your pain
DETERMINATION! TOASTY IS NOT DED! HE IS LIVING AMONG US NOW! LOOK DEEPER INTO THE SCENERY AND YOU SEE HIM!
I FEEL THE PAIN OF LOSING A FATHER BC MY FATHER DIED! BUT TOASTY ISNT DED!
I'm not ded
IM A ALIV
SEEZ I TOLD YA!
WAHHHHT
YAP! ITS ALIVE! DUN DUN DUUUUNN
I ENVY LOVE! ^_^
HES ALIVE 😱😱😱
^^
EHHH
i'm listening to star wars in 99 seconds it's amazing
HE IS ALIVE BUT I DED
gsap
O NUUU
XD
😲
the toast has achieved revenge from the grave
*is ded*
IM GUNNA GO TO SLURP *Wt f is wrong with me
*revives Dawn cuz no one told me i couldn't*
I'm not
go slurp what
Slurp=sleep
Wat?
IM GONNA GO TO SLURRRRRRRRRP
oNce in a galaxy fAr in a galaxy fAr fAr awayyyy
*wakes up* OMG RITTICK YOU BACK YAS! *huggs*
jk
Toasty, our son wants too marry Dream~
YEP
*GASP
REALLY
*is exited af
AHHHH
RING THE WEEDING BELLS
i ship it
WEEDING BELLS!
YUSHHH
Cross: Its true...
NO ONE GO TO SLURP WE HAVE A WEDDIN' TI PLAN BOI
but how old is cross again
WEEDING BELLS! HAHAHAHAAA
idk
lel
AHHHH
weeding bells
wehdin belles
PBBBFFT AHAHAHA
SOK WEEDIN BELLS NEVER
Cross: idk how old I am ;-;
WEED BELLS!
*breaks le weedeed beed*
PFFFT
YAY OUR SON IS GONNA GET MARRIED!
*smiles evily* WEED BALLS!
HERES SOME TIPS ABOUT DOING DRUGS,
DONT
YASSSSSS IM SO HAPPY CROSS IS GUNNA GET MARRIED..
stop it son you are doing me a frighten
wait cross is getting married when we even aren't married..
YAAAAAAAYA
XD
yush i am your father
oh XD
oh
X3
XDDD
HOLY CRÃP I NEVER KNEW
Cross: wait...MOMMY AND DADDY AREN'T MARRIED?!
nupe
YES THEY ARE
no we aren't
yup they had sêx nad made you before they were married
Cross: I didn't know that...
WT F
lel
WE DID NOT HAVE SMEX
Cross: They did?
YES U DIS
NOOOOOOOOO
NO
jinx
yes. you didn't have smex. you had sêx.
YES U DIDDDD
I DID NOT HAVE SËX..
IM GONNA JUMP OUT THE FÜCKING WINDOW
Do I have a pûśśy? NO
mhmmm
Cross: NOOOO DADDY ;-;
BYE BYE IM ON MY HOI WAY TO HÈLL
or do you, admin
*gos to hēll
Cross: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
XDDDD
...james don't you dare pull admin's pants down
well it's warmer then I expected
OML
WT F
...I have tìts
.........
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
IM GLAD IM IN HĒLL
..........w..e...l...p
expect there's a bus down hèll street
k so you didn't have sêx
but admin created cross
it's called asêxual reproduction
Cross: *is in héłł with Toasty* WHERE ARE WE?!
HEY GUYZ IM DOWN HERE IN HĒLL
hah admin XD
WE IN HELŁ
ADMINS CAN'T MAKE BABIES
or can they?
. . ,
B-BUT
ZOE CAN
Webmin: We can if try hard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
. . .
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
FŪCKKKKK U WEBMIM
so admin tried hard
webmim?
Administrator: What the fûćk guys.
ooooooooo dat what she said
XD
IDFKA
lel
Administrator: HOLY FÙĆK I CANT BELIEVE THAT YOU THINK ADMINS CAN HAVE SWEET LOVE
. . .
XDDDDD
SHUT DA FAK UP
they can
zoe has a female reproductive organ
Administrator: ALMOST ALL OF US ADMINS ARE LESBIAN CUZ THERE ARE NO GUY ADMINS
IM SU GLAD IM IN HEŁŁ
ooooOOOO
*looks at sins burning in hēll
IM NOT GLAD IM IN HÊLL
James: I can show you Admin's vagi—
Administrator: Holy shît. Admin can have sweet love.
Me: THAT'S ENOOOUGH. NYYEYYEEYYYYYYYYYYYEHHHHHHH
W TF NO
AAAAAAAAAA
*picks up James and throws him into a random sink*
wat
PLZ NO
*is still triggered*
Webmin: I wanna see it~
WT F WEBMIN
James is stuck in the sink Webmin
WOW
U DISCUSTIN
WEBMIN,
*throws webmin in hēll
Webmin: I'm fùćking joking
yeaahh
Webmin: YAY IM HOME GUYS!
yep
James: Can someone help me plz
Administrator: I fùćking hate Webmin.
guys I think I'm starting to melt down here in hêll
No ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
aaaaaAAAA
Cross: HELP US PLZ
BOI SEE YA TOMORROW! *thinks differently*
BOI
gtg eat dinner brb
b0i
WHY THE TOASTMIN FANDOM BECOME DIRTY ;-;
boi
Administrator: Wait...WHERES ADMIN?!
First.. *grabs Jay out of Hèll*
yay
IDK
thnx
okei also one last thing... i dont ship Toaatmin
WHATTT
M8TR TO HIGH TO DO CAR WEED
oh
Administrator: We have too find Le Admin.
toaatmin?
I MUST FIND MEH GIRLFRIEND
OHHH
making MEH WAY UPTOWN
AHH
M8TR TO HIGH TO DO CAR WEED
Administrator: LETS GO!
Cross: Wait for me!
HE TUCK TO MUCH CAR WAX
okie
*grabs cross and puts him on my shoulders*
I READY
Where the fùćk am I?
YUSH
idk
*is in a different timeline*
MAKIN MEH WAY DOWNTONN
w e l p
HOLY FÜCK SHES IN A DIFFERENT TEMLIN
Blueberry: Hello Admin!
*is flying above toasty* wait what
w tf
oh
PJ: HELLO ADMIN!
IM MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOM
What the fùćk
*gos in dif temlin
i'll leave u alone now..
w-why...?
Blueberry: Is something wrong?
HOI BLUEZ
WUT IS DIS TENLIN
Blueberry: W-who are you?!
IM TOASTY
i think you know why,
AND DA GUY ON MEH SHOULDERS IS MY SON, CROSS
Blueberry: Nice too met you Toasty! This is PJ. And this is my wife, Admin!
I wasn't ignoring u..
W-w-wait?
*screams* IM IN THE TIMELINE WHERE I MARRIED BLUEBERRY
*is confused AF
PJ: What?
GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW!
OK *le grabs admin and somehow opens a portal?
THIS IS PENNY (not Sparta)
XD
Blueberry: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY WIFE?!
BRINGING HER TO da CORRECT AU
.-.
Blueberry: Umm okay?
SYA SUCKERS
Cross: Yay we found mommy!
YAP
(΄◉◞౪◟◉｀)
*le gasp
Cross: *hugs Admin* I missed you mommy ;-;
Wat is dat face..?
:>
IM HUNGREY
Okie
*le wants a burger bc why not
Cross: your hungry for mommy~
*le gets burger bc why not?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
CROSS W TF
CROSS, WT F
JINX
Jinx boi
JINX TWICE
Cross: Hehe
oml
dirty cross
CROSS HOW COULD U SAY THAT?!
Cross: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
NO MORE CUMPOOTER
dirty boi
if you even have a cumppoterrr
Cross: I FELT LIKE SAYING IT
Cross: Nuuu
:/
BUT DATS HIGHLY INOPROPRATE
I'm so embarrassed rn .-,
Cross: I know~
...
cross is probably right tho
I am too Toasty
U BETTER NOT BE USING PÔRŃ HUB
I SWEAR TO ASGORE
Cross: Whats pórń?
yeah bye..
wth is wrong with me
...
CROSS.... U DONT WANNA KNOE
Cross: WHAT IS IT?!
Cross: fine.
don't heg meh I'm scared
SUS
Sus
SUS
SUS
SUS
SUS
suussss
SUS
SUS
SUS
SUS
wth
W TF
Cross: *yawns*
IDK XD
u sleepy cross.?
Cross: Yeah...
*le gives cross a blanket
well, I hope u have good dreams about kissing dream ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cross: *blushes* Goodnight!
NOIght :3
GOODNIGHT MAH SON!
"Stop it son you are doing me a frighten"
XDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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