can you not lol 😂

you can take lanas face and I'll take yours lol

this looks amazing 💞 if you get Lana's face, I want yours

how is is partly inspired by me? I do not BEWIEVE you

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ohh myy Godd this is AMAZING! 👀💀

WOW NO NEED TO FREÁKING SHOUT GOOD LORD WHAT A RUDE LADY

m8 it's not late enough for you to be hormonal. save that for when I'm asleep geez

and hey how's life after the breakup?

AND THANK YOU FOR YELLING THE STATE OF YOUR BLOÔDY UTERUS AT ME AND ANYONE WHO IS STALKING OUR CONVERSATION, IM SURE IF SOMEBODY IS, THEY REALLY ENJOED HEARING ABOUT THAT.

but DOOd DOOd DOOd, ur period is like frequent af you had once like 2 weeks ago good LORD

and I'm really into saying good lord right now so dil with it

oh is he bi or something? or do you mean talking as in he has found another friend

GREAT I LOOK FORWARD TO NEXT MONTH THEN

MY PERIODS ARE LIKE LATE NOW BUT REALLY REALLY BAD WHEN I GET THEM USUALLY SO MY BODY IS GOING THROUGH ILA WEIRD PHASE RIGJT NOW WHICH I AM not ENJOYING

AND TO ANY STALKERS, YOOO HOOO BIG SUMMER BLOW OUT

well am I mean if he's moving on I think you should to like just post a few selfies on here, change your user to 'itz_alyssa' and start taking to some totally real people. Easiest and best way to move on tbh

if that wasn't clear enough, I mean because a PC kid and date someone on here because that's totes the normal thing to do

*become

omF I cba

so he's talking to a random stranger online or someone you know like at school. oml maybe he is actually a PC kiD IN DISGUISE *gasp* ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED GOOD GRIEF

and coolio samesies

^referring to the bi thing

and it feels like forever since you told me about the whole 💔 idk why

I don't really care about my followed tbh. 15.9k of them are ghost followers anyways soooo

and where/what does he work as btw?

MINE ARE LIKE THE FIRST 3 DAYS BUT OVER THE WHOLE WEEK FOR ME IF THEY ARE EXTEEMELY BAD WHICH IS ALWAYS A LOVELY EXPERIENCE

and I'm too tired to care about correcting spelling errors so PLES don't bully meh

but if you were to get Skype we wouldn't have to worry about traumatising my stalkerish followers

wink wink

nudge nudge

stab stab

blink blink

band band

so he does the whole dating random people ting? as in people who could easily just fake who they are? sounds intelligent

aw have my dashing looks not turned you yet? I must try harder.

for a 30 year old man in my mothers guest house I give pretty good advice I must say. I must trim my beard tho.

but thanks kinda sad.. I have only like two best friends (haha one up on you, I have finally won something) but I wish I knew you irl :/ even my best friends' personalities aren't the same as mine but we are like the same person which is pretty cool

and you are the only person I would ever tell about my crush troubles or any troubles at that. my friends aren't the type to talk about boys or girls or whatever with me because they get awkward and don't know what to say, so i don't talk to anyone about anything personal apart from you

ur welcom

and I'm too cynical for a job like that. I am not the most welcoming of humans despite my rainbow unicorn appearance

wow don't know why ur friends with me then because I am a whole barrel of normality of course

and I would be outraged and be all caps Locked and shouting but I'm not really into mcr anymore. I'm more into indie/indie pop tbh

but the mcr fandom isn't weird at all I don't think. she should try the Phandom if she wants weird. or avoid is rather

but the mcr fandom isn't weird at all I don't think. she should try the Phandom if she wants weird. or avoid is rather

I can't fecking delete the comment I sent twice so soZ

I still haven't gotten into Marina or lana yet because I need somewhere to start and cba listening to loads or songs to find one I like to sTart with

and my sense of humour ranges from shouting about stupid things and having a dry sense of humour to the point that I don't even know if anyone understands when I am actually be sarcastictwaMelanie

wth why did sarcastic autocorrect to that I am so confused rn wat ⁉️

but I am probably the weirdest person yo have met I would guess and hope so chill yo beanz

and yeah I'm striaghtforward if I'm comfortable about talking about something. it just happens that I say whatever I think at the time and don't really care what others think, but my friends care what people think and stuff and so they make excuses for my directness sometimes 🔆

sammmmmeeee but I also like basically every music genre in small amounts. like I listen to grime (like rap but good and in London accents with slang and stoof), nightcore, indie whatever, some rock but not a lot now, slow songs if I'm sad and really bass-y trap/edm sometimes. my music taste is a shît bucket of sounds mashed together in a disgusting mess

^like ur face lol

I've never been to Disney world before I feel like I am at a disnahvafhe right now

even autocorrect couldn't correct that geeeez

*disadvantage

and been looking up the time in the U.K., have we??

OMG. THIS. IS. AMAZING.

but yes I am tired but I don't mind since otherwise we don't talk as often since we only get chance to talk when it's late where I am so I just make do I guess

and I had a mini nap before when you went away for like 10 minutes so I'm not as tired as I was

WELL GIVE ME THE SONGS AND ILL TRANSFER THE VIBRATIONS INTO SOUND IN MY EAR AND WE CAN SEE IF I WOULD 10 OUTTA 10 LISTEJ TO AGAIN SMOKAY?

I'll try the second one first but ya gotta give me specific songs because I'm lazy you know and lyfe is too hard to listen to more music than required so PLEZ

good lord so many words

I always have to copy long comments and exit the page and paste them before sending them other wise they don't work wchih is always a pain in the lady cheeks

only the lady kind tho

DOOd it's not even 2 am yet clam down the night is young

though eyes do currently hurt which isn't a good sign

but I am wearing my pyjamas and I need to brush my teeth and wash my face and I don't want to move so I'm in a predicament rn because I need to do those things before going to sleep other wise my skin had a mental break down

so I resort to staying up instead

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I've heard of the first two me tink but idk any of the songs bare her most famous ones that everyone knows

and such a shame, because talking to ur ex bf wouldn't be an awkward experience

I think those words make sense I think in losing the ability to form sentences so I may resort to French if Iyour not care ful

not even intentionally bad or incorrect I'm genuinely losing the ability to type

what even is clam chowder is it cheese cause we don't have it hear and I see it on films and idk what it is and it makes me sad

I'm wearing really small shorts tho and I'm under a thick blanket so if o move I will have to take the blacket with me and I can't so ill have to be cold for like 5 minutes and I don't want to be cold rn and my glasses are like pressing into my skin and they hurt a lil but otherwise I'll get a headache and I'm not a very interesting persons when I'm tired clearly because my story rn is incredibly bring for me even to type lord why do people even like me

ive never even had any form of energy drink before because idk I guess I'm not very adventurous

actually I've never had coffee or tea before either so I've probably never had caffeine before part from in chocolate if that courts

clam chowder sounds like an infection you would find along side an std

sorry to ruin your heritage or whatever's

oml my leg is like cramping up like why I'm not even moving I'm not THAT unfit am I?

but anyways if I fall asleep or die what will you do? you will be a lonely bean

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⚜holy Moses it's ye assains creed symbol

I think idk

I might risk not brushing my teeth or msdijf my face. last time I did that I woke up at 7am and did both in my sleep like the paranoid frog j am

wash

washing

THANK YOU

ILY TOO 💘

I WORK UP AT 12 AND IT IS LIKE HALF ONE NOW HAHAHAHA

I think you mean how AWESOME OF ME. I have no social life like I don't even talk to my friends by text out of school regularly so I can do whatever the FLUFF I want

sorry for my language, that was uncalled for

forgive me

*she says answering someone* LE IRONY

*L'IRONY

m8 I don't answer people half the time because my conversations are boring and I only respond if I think I'll get an actually interesting response. Some of the people I know are too serious and not weird to talk to tbh

but my best friends and I barely talk outside of school because we are with each other all the time school suuuu

WHÁLE this is LIKE texting so stop trying to be clever you NOODLE

and so basically you are saying if we were officially texting like by phone number you would ignore me???

wale he did take pictures of himself with a knife so maybe more on the murderous side of weird y'know?

but it's gr8 you have peoples to be urself around m80 👢

I've known my friends irl for 4 yrs and we aren't at the point of being THAT comfortable. I mean I would totally say something like that but they would look at me weird and walk away probably if I did

see that's what everyone is missing. a lil bit of ö and Chle

eh yeah i guess so, but I wish I had someone to be that open with irl :/

puns?? I have been rather sparse in le pun lyfe recently. my punage levels have been low tbh.

and your existence makes me sad

woah shît got reallllll

fam

fAM

FAM

and you haven't commented on my caption for my most recent ting yet which surprises me