If my mom still thinks I'm straight after her routine checks of my internet history and my text messages and after I ask her to order me a bunch of Pride stuff I'm going to doubt she actually went to MIT and is a smart person

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If my mom still thinks I'm straight after her routine checks of my internet history and my text messages and after I ask her to order me a bunch of Pride stuff I'm going to doubt she actually went to MIT and is a smart person

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"Hey mom can you order me this gay pride stuff" "Sure honey. Wow I'm so proud of my definitely 100% heterosexual daughter for being so supportive of gay people. Who knew I would raise such a hardcore and dedicated ally."
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