I don't care who you are just please do this, like idc if I've never talked to u in my whole smol little life lets fight(ง'̀-'́)ง

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I don't care who you are just please do this, like idc if I've never talked to u in my whole smol little life lets fight(ง'̀-'́)ง


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why?
ITS FUNN!!😂😂I did it on -creepyholics- pGe and it just gets rlly funny
I mean, why not?
THERE ARE WAYYYY TOO MANY POTATOES ON THE BUS! WHAT WERE YOU ALL THINKING?!?!?
NO THERE WERE PLENTY IF POTATOS ON THE BUS!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKIN?!?!
NO THE POTATOES ARE TOO MUCH FOR THE COW TO HANDLE!
THE COW CAN HADLE IT WELL ENOUGH ITS THE CHICKED AND FOX THAT CANT HADLE IT
WELL THEN GET THESE POTATOES OFF THE BUS AND LET THE CHICKEN AND THE FOX HANDKE IT! PUT THEM IN THE TRUNK OF THE SUV FOR ALL I CARE!
(I'm dying right now😂😂)
(same😂😂) WELL MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TURN THE COW INTO A BURGER WITH THE HORSE AND SELL THEM TO TESCO WITH GÖDDAMM POTATOES
BUT WE NEED A BUNCH OF POTATOES
WE CANT JUST SELL ALL OF THEM
ITS TOO LATE I SOLD THEM FOR JAFFA CAKES
I BOUGHT MANY JAFFA CAKES AND TURKEY
OH MY GOSH
IM BUYING SOME ONIONS FOR THE COW
WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME! HUH?! TELL ME NOW OR I WILL STEAL YOUR NUTELLA
I WANT SOME BOCCA BIC BOOKIES!!!!!*flips table*
NO ONIONS WILL MAKE THE COW CRIIII
I AM IN NO WAY AWESOME AND HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY NUTELLA!!
AND I_is_zombie YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE SOME BOCCA BIC BOOKIES WJATEVER THEY ARE
*cackles evilly*
THE COW WILL TAKE YOUR LIFEEE
NOO
nOOO
HOW DAARE YOU BRING THAT UP
*shoves cherry down your throat bc I know there's a cherry fic but I haven't read it and I don't want to*
NOOOO.
NOOO FANFICS, OKAY?
*BREATHES AGGRESSIVELY*
yOU STOLE MY BREATHING AS WELL!! *hits you with chair BC of chair fic that I never want to read*
*Throws an aggressively breathing hamster at Obama bc of the hat fic (that I've read, unfortunately) and the Obama fic that I don't want to read*
*THROWS SKIN AT BC SKIN FIC WHICH I HAVENT READ AND I REALLLLLYYY DONT WANT TO*
*THROWS ALL THE FANFIC AT YOU SO YOU NOW HAVE TO READ IT*
😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BUT I MEEEED NUTELLA
AND NIGHTMARE_THUGPUG HOW DARE YOU IM SCARED FOR LYFEEEEE
HEHEHEHEHEHE 😈😈😈
READ ZE FANFICCC
NO!!! I've eaten half a jar of Nutella by myself oops
THEN READ NUTELLA FICCCCC
If it's even a thing 😂
I swear to God if it is I'll stamp on some grass angrily😡😤😂
but I don't wanna 😑
YES YOU DO
I CAN SENSE IT IN YOUR TYPINGNESS ON YOUR INTERNET DEVICE
thanks vy much😂