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collab with @magix- and @_eunoia_!!!!!!!! Tap
GO FOLLOW THESE ANGELS RN I had so much fun making this and we got 99% of it done in one day🥰this collage is our 3 aesthetics and mines the messy bottom one!! I’m posting often now😳
WE SHD DO THE SAMEISH STYLE WITH A DIFFERENT THEME INSTEAD OF AESTHETICS OMG
highkey was so much fun
@caption UM NO URS PULLED EVERYTHING TOGETHER
WAIT THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT A HALF BAD IDEA
hm what's a different theme
bro this is stunning— you three did a beautiful job🥺💕
A BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE
this amazing! you two a wonderful job 🤯🤩
re:// ofc 💓
I SCREM
THERES JUST TOO MUCH TALENT COMPRESSED INTO ONE COLLAGE MY EYES CANT HANDLE IT
YALL R BLOWING MY MIND THIS IS TOO FREAKING BEAUTIFUL
BANANA
I
ALMOST
FAINTED
WHEN
I
SAW
THIS
ahhh that’s cool! I can tell u the story another time cus I have to do hw rn, bye! chat with yah later
OMG OMG THIS IS SOOO AESTHETIC!! I LOVE THIS COLLAB IT IS PERFECTION😍😍
yeah and jess said that he loved her and she broke up with wih him :(
with him *
and dean was like 'i don't belong here' and broke her heart for the third time :(
but i LOVE marty and logan but logan is so cute fr
hmm we can discuss it on pinterest hehe
bruh don’t thank me :// u are the one that has the awesome art 👏👏👏👏
u know, I live for ur art banana 🍌
IMA SUE PICCOLLAGE IF THEY DONT FEATURE THIS 😤
I- AHAHAHA *IS SPEECHLESS*
its so beautiful i just love all the blending colours and aesthetic and theme and just talent and skill just wth mannnn🥺
🤩🤩🤩
you guys rlly outdid yourselves and i am here for the result👏👏
sorry gtg do hw! chat with yah later banana 🍌 oh and here is something I gotta tell u, u are the best. there would be no point of having PC if we weren’t friends 👭 bye 👋
excuse me the tALENT in this i- 😍👏🏼
this is actually stunning
odbhoshshan
it killed me with its gorgeous presence
also true beauty is really good. and it’s a story we’re second lead syndrome is really getting me man :(
* were
haha good luck!!!
really pretty!&
😍😍so so stunning
YESSSS TOU HUYSSNDJDJ
YOU GUYSSS THIS IS FANTASTIC
anything for u bruh
here’s something funny, since there are no jelly emoji, I found a funny bitmoji
ellie haha😊
Gorgeous!
AHHHH THIS IS AMAZING I LOVE IT SO MUCHIT DESERVES A FEATURE LIKE THIS IS REAL ART AWESOME JOB BECCA 💖✨😘😍👍🥰💗😊😁😉🤩❤️🥺🤗🙂👏💓😱
Hey Becca, How ya doin, Hows life, Hows quarantine. What have you been doing today I finally learnt how to spell quarantine 😂😂like lol
haha my name is a little strange don’t worry😂
because it’s like spelling and pronunciation different 😅
No problem, your welcome and that’s good that your happy and you’ve completed some assignments and don’t worry don’t be stressed everybody gets stressed I get stressed allot and it’s ok to be stressed so don’t worry and I’m here for you Becca so if you ever need anyone to talk to I’m here
HHAHAH HRU?
THREE GODDESSES MADE DIS I SWEAR😤
OMGDGDGDGDG I SWEAR IN PC DONT FEATURE DISSS😒😒
FRR THOO I CANT STAWP STARING AT DISSSS THO🥺
I CANT JSJSJSJJSSJSJ
AHHHHH SRSLYYYYYY
SJJSHSJHSJHSJHSJHSJSHSJSHJ
HEHEHEEE
I LOVE HOW UNIQUE ALL OF THE STYLES ARE YET THEY ALL BLEND IN SO WELL TOGETHER
YALL DID SUCH A GREAT JOB WOWOWOW
EVERYTHING FITS TOGETHER SO WELL
I CANT STOP LOOKING AT ITTTT
amazing
WOAH THIS IS AMAZING AKSJSKSHSJ YALL DID A GREAT JOB 👏👏👏
thank you!
THIS IS SO STUNNING SDKAJSJW
AYE 100 COMMENTS🤩😂
GORGEOUS
BEAUTIFUL I LOVEEE ITTT SMMM 🤩
I LOVE THIS SMM
ur guys aesthetics put together is 👏🏼
yeah idk how she does it😂 and this is GORGEOUS🤩
eRm...hi becca?😂
hello jelly salty oak wood desk chair person other person
??😂
THIS IS SOOO BEAUTIFUL!!
amazing collab!! :)
BEAUTIFFULLLL
GASP A TRIPLE COLLAB?! I MISSED THESE
ahhhh chiLd this is absolutely beautiful!! you three did amazing :)))💗
this is so pretty 🥺🥺
ouuu this is so different😯I love it😱
SORRY SORRY I HAVENT BEEN ON UGHH
I HAVE NO TIME
Hey Becca, Wanna chat Bestie
HAHHA too late i always leave my house😌😌 i honestly don’t care because if i get it I’ll be fine
I can imagine you shaking your head over there 😂 and yEas no one is in contact with my poor aunt anymore but i got rlly sad :(
AHAHHA NO MICKEYS DEFINENTLY A BOY
OMG OK OK GREENHOUSE ACADEMY LETS FANGIRL RN PLEASE
AW YOUR WELCOME🤩
pshhh i'm alright
OFCCC🥺🤍🤍
thank youuuu!! but I did it with your help :))💗🙌
OFCC💞
AHH THANK YOUUUU🥺💕
re://np 🤩 and pft idk :[ the dog needs some work tho rip. i normally dont draw realism digitally so i thought maybe i could try somethin new :’)
but thanks xD
so beautiful !!! all of u snapped✌🏼✨
ikr:// how have u been dealing with it?
and thank you so much! this is flawless😍🧡
☺️😌💕
my patrOnus iS a dRagOn wHat’S yOurs??
omg wait what no america's being falsely educated by trump bc i think he said once that young people can go outside because they won't die but it's not as black and white as that 🥺😖
young people can be carriers of corona and spread it to other people which could be fatal to other people as well omg
so it's rlly dangerous 😖
no problem! 💗
bruh exactly corona affects and leaves long term issues so it's rlly not safe smh
WELL IT KINDA IS A REFERENCE TO HARRY POTTER SINCE TRELAWNEY IN HP WAAAS DELUSIONAL HAHAH
HAYYYYYY
uhmmm i like dramas 😁 and some thrillers are cool 😎
haha yes Tater is an amazing name 😌
and ya ik her in real life 🙈
we go to the same skool 😎
extraction aye? ima watch the trailer ✌️
and yes maleficent 2 is legendary literally just ugh 😍
brb peaceee
NO NO NO 😖you don’t wanna see dat ;-;
STARBUCKS IS DELICIOUS
I HAD IT ALMOST 3 times A WEEK
jkjk
OOOO DANG HEMSWORTH’S AUSSIE ACCENT RLLY CAME THRU 🦘
maybe like once or twice a week
ITS WORTH IT
have u ever had boba? ☺️☺️☺️
it looks like an awesome movie ngl. it doesnt seem exactly my type but id watch it 🤪
i’ll probably watch it with my family tmr night or sumthing for movie night 🙌
.. you know.. I should make Tater and Tata a PC acc, like a daily dose of them 🥺🥰💞
and Cassiah could add her dog OMG CASSIAH’S DOG IS JUST ☺️🥺🥰🙈
oOoO yess stunts 🥳
im aight with violence i think i’ll be ok
wow we adopted Tater
well my dad and sisters did 😂😌
... well I don’t drink boba AlL tHe tiMe
^^^^^^^SAW U TALKING ABOUT HEMSWORTH AND JUST SAYING HE'S SO HOT
AHHAHA YESS LOVE TRELAWNEY
aaaand colin 😂😂😂
dUDE LITERALLY HE'S SUCH A CUTIE
ANDDD AUSSIE REPRESENTATION AHAH
omg let me search it honestly kinda relate to trelawney on a spiritual level yknow
omg wait it's kinda cute
YESS OMG LOVE THEM
bAAHAHA the glasses are everything
uHHhhHH i don't rlly watch movies but i rmb i watched love, simon like last year and it was rlly good but it's kinda old u might hv watched it
AND ITS BASED OFf THE BOOK SIMON VS THE HOMOSAPIENS AGENDA
uhh music suggestions i made my playlist public soo if u wanna follow that AHHA
dO U HV SOME MUSIC SUGGESTIONS?
wHoOOoOP it's lowkey rlly cute
hehe
my friend got boba today and she texted our group chat that she got boba and literally everyone was like LuCkY I was like “lucky goose”
wdym you dont like logan??? hes my favourite out of rory's boyfriends (apart from jess :P)
OOOO THATS MADDDDD
what how??
but i kinda wish tristan was a bigger part ngl
but logan all the way for me hes so cute
i doNt uNdeRstAnD
this is stunning!! ✨✨
guHIJK I FOLLOWED IT DID U FOLLOW MY FAVES PLAYLIST?
i hv completely dif taste to u hehe but u might find some good ones
UHH ON MY ACC? ITS CALLED FREAKING FAVES
FYGHJK I HAVE TWO COFFEES HAHAHA
I'M GONNA PRIVATE MY PLAYLIST NOW HAHA
are you bored yet is a goood song ahHAH
BAHHAHA YES OMG THE BAEBEWUBDSI ONE IS RLLY PRETTY
BAHAHAH OFC IT LANDED ON SUNDAY BEST
nope i'll listen to that now
JUST KIDDING YES I DO KNWO THAT SONG
oOPS HAHAH I JUST FORGOT ABOUT IT
i'm gonna listen to ur playlist later so i can listen to it all in one later hahah
BAHAHAH I BET IT'S GREAT NO LIE
noop i only have apple music
AHAHAH YEAH U PROBS DIN LIKE MINE BUT I MIGHT DISCOVER SOME NEW THINGS IN URS HAHA
i like darkish music. songs by lana billie, lorde u know the usuals 😂 BUT GIMME THEM SONGS PLS
PSHHH IT'S RLLY LONG HAHAHA
smh it's meant to b my ultimate favs but theres too many
i mean yes there are i rlly wanna branch my song range out ngl
THANK YUUUU
// I know it’s a quote from smth😂😂
Ikr it’s funny cuz it’s these kids answering the question “how far” and their answers are in measures of time, not distance and I’m like “kay den...STILL PRETTY DEEP THO”😂😂
measurements *
oooo actually? if thats not too much work id love thatt 😁
AHAHA ILL TRY NOT TO 😂😂
DONT WORK TOO HARD BECCA 😂 🖤
AND TYYY
THANK YOU SM FOR ALL THOSE SONGSSS sry i took forever 😂
i downloaded three of them 😍
EHEH.. you would not like my music 🥴 no one does 😂
i downloaded “can we kiss forever?”, “are you bored yet” and “electric love” 🤪
AHHAJWBW
ill show i a song, i KNOW you wont like it but just so u know my usual taste in musiccc ✨
btw i remixed ur remix on my pageee
YESSS 😂😂
ty!🤩
OMG HAHAHA my first opinion was that i LOVED the ryth and just the way it sounded 😍
ooo interesting 🧐 👏
ohhhh ok i think i see your style 🤩 i kinda dig it too 😋
EEEHEEEHEE YESS
oh yeahhh so the song is “and so it begins” by Klergy
ur gonna h🖤te it 😂😂😂
ill take note of that 😂😂😂
ooo dang mkayyy 😂
yup 😂 its very much my style 🤪
ALL OF MY FRIENDS H🅰️TE MY MUSIC SO MUCH 😂 i torture them with it
OO YESS GIMME
omg lm🅰️o yh its vv repetitive 🥴😂
MY FRIENDS THINK DIFFERENTLY 💀
SKYFALL BY ADELE KK IMA LISTEN AND DOCUMENT MY EXPERIENCEE
oooft mkay it just started and its already melodramatic as hecccc
AS SOON AS THE CHORUS STARTED I RECOGNISED IT OMGGG
i love when she has voices echoing her lyrics
i feel like so far i can give it a 8/10
its vv long tho 💀
aaaand it just endedddd
well ty for reccommending that to meee. i liked it, but probs wont downloaddd :) thanks thooo it was a cool songg
🤪🤪
NINE MINUTES??
same with the song i showed uuu. it couldve ended s lot earlier
AHAH STILL LONG THOO
kk byeeee have funnnn😂
hi i would love a collab
Awww thank you so much Becca 💖✨😘 Hows your day been
I PRESSED SHUFFLE ON UR PLAYLSIT AND THE FIRST ONE WAS SAY SO
IG SPOTIFY LOVES TIKTOK SONGS
SMH AND HERE I THOUGHT SHUFFLE WAS COMPLETELY RANDOM
(in narrator voice) *things took a dark turn and quickly escalated from there*
you know, I might just go to the milk store and disappear like Dad did 😂
I've been great! wbu?
HAHAH I ACC NEED TO CHILL😂😴
uGH i feel so bad now :(
you’re welcome patrick, kev, beccaaaa
HIII BECCAAA
how much does it cost to ship something to australia
np 💖💕
seriously u haven’t had boba all year 😳🤚how do u live .. no STARBUCKS OR BOBA 😫I cannot live like dat
tell me something in Australia that is cool that u like to go to
so that u make ME feel jealous
np! ✨❤️
Hey Becca, Yeah I’m good just enjoying my last day before I go back to online skl I had 2 weeks holidays and now I go back to online skl again so I’m not excited but I’m alright so yeah 🤙🏻
thanks becca glad ya liked it 🤪😁
NOTHING MUCH HBUUU
logged into my main noww ^
So do you have online skl tommrow or not
THANK YOU BECCAAAAAAAA🥰
LOVE THIS SO MUCH OMGGGG
YOU GUYS DID AMAZING
OMG YOU THREE DID AMAZING WOW WOW WOW DREAM COLLAB WTH YOU GUYS ARE INSANELY TALENTED
re// AKSJSKSJJS TYSMMM IT TOOK ME 2HRS LMAOOO HELP
ah thanks
GREAT BONDING EXPERIENCE HAHAHHA
thx!! AND NO U R WAY MORE AMAZING DONT START THIS ARGUMENT AGAIN 😂
OK PERIOD (but u r better but we will PRETEND it’s me but EVERYONE knows that u r so yea PERIOD)
THE SKY AHA
i’m so original😌
I SAID PERIOD 😂
ACK I FEEL UNCULTURED COZ I DONT GET IT SMH
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OHHH AHAHAH
i get it now😌😌
that’s more original ehehee
NOPE PERIODDDDDD ITS U ASK EVERYONE
KSHEJ NO I LOVE THAT MOVIE IM JJST SLOOWWW
also i’m stealing that from you so tyvm🥰
yus dats me ->🐌
ok period (😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏)
UP? THE KIDS MOVIE?
LIKE WITH THE BALOONS
HOWWW
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
but-
😂 well let’s move on
how’s skllll
holding😳
I HAVE WATCHED IT
LIKE A MILLION TIMES AND NOT ONCE HAVE I THOUGHT IT TO BE DEPRESSING BRUH
.......lol
THAT WAS ONE THINGGGGGG
I KNOW
but like 10 Th grade is hard right???
OKAY OKAY BUT RUSSLE AND THE OLD MAN BECOME FREINDS TO HELP THE BIRDIEEE
HAPPINESS
wait what??? all teachers? I am dumb sorry what do u mean by that....
BUT THE DOGS
AND WHEN THE BIRD GETS REUNITED
OMG SO SORRY I AM DUMB PLEAAE FORGIVE ME
YEAS BUT THEN IN TJE END THE OLD GUY WENT
OKAY OKAY TRUE
omg that’s cooooolll
we have like every subject the San etwa her except like PE or art
OO SNAZZY GBYEEE🦜🦜
bye! loved talking with u again Becca!!
wdym Becca I don’t understand I asked you a question and you didn’t answer you replied with something else that I don’t understand so of you have skl tommrow or not
IK HOW CAN CARMEL SAY THAT 🙄
HUNGRY JACKS SOUNDS AMAZING
that is a better name than Burger King
and ngl Burger King is kinda gross
yes Australia has THOSE AMAZING ACCENTS
wait—— do you have an Australian accent 😏
Australia has better chefs 🤚
Greg BARELY CLINGING ONTO UR LIFE
why does it say Greg 😂😂^^ I mean haha
FGHGJHK AND WE'LL GET FAMOUS AND LIVE IN A MANSION TGT
yay!!!!! 💕 THANK YOU
HEY THERE AWSOME COLLAGER!! PLEASE COME LOOK AT ALL OF MY ACCOUNT FOR THE LATEST NEWS AND DRAMA ON PIC COLLAGE!!
GREENHOUSE ACADEMY LESGOOO
DID YOU WATCH THE FOURTH SEASON
I LITERALLY CRIED
the whole👏🏽friggin👏🏽time👏🏽
DUDE DUDE I HIGHKEY STILL DREAM OF THAT HAHAHA I'M COUNTING ON ONE OF MY FRIENDS GETTING FAMOUS
yESSS HAHAH museums ftw
NO NO HER OLDER BRO WAS EVIL HE WAS WORKING W JUDY
BUT THEN AT THE END HE KINDA SOFTENED UP
HMMM HAILEY WITH LEO PROBABLY
she and Daniel were a bad match ngl 😳😳
yeee that’s kinda me
yeah he kinda did
you mean the dude with the scary voice?? 😂
the one that was all low and deep like “HELLOOOOO” 😂😂😂
LITERALLY ITS LIKE SHE HAS NO FEELINGS!!!
UGHH I GTG SLEEP
SORRY SORRY IF I GET CAUGHT IM DEAD😂😂 niteee we talk tmr
SUPER SNAZZY🤧🤧
YEAH I HAVEN'T GIVEN UP ON THAT DREAM YET THO
yup i've already discussed it with my friend (who like sings and acts) and i'm gonna b her manager and travel the world with her 😂 and when she's not on tour i'll b in her mansion with her
WOAH SPAGET IS THE BESTTTT IM JEALOUS
😪😪😪😪
excuse my while i go cRy
*cries in spaget-lessness*
omg if i win the lottery i aint giving it to no oen
hHAHAHA yEs she has to pull thru for us
AHA MY MUM IS MAKING FRENCH TOAST IN DA MORROW
i know, it’s so so sad.
IKKK
aw that’s so good that the baby bird was fine, but raising baby birds sounds adorable. Your mom is so cool for raising some before
KDHDJW
YES OFC I GOTCHU FAM
sMh HAHAHA
*throws her french tost*
WOT ABOUT THE SPAGET THOOO
HAHAH NOTHATS LIKE A SUPERPOWER
YES🥺
AHHH THE BEST SUPERHERO NO CAP😌😌😌
*inhales it* gracias☺️🥰
KANJDS WHENEVER I HEAR GORL I THINK OF GRU
BEANS R KIND OF LIFE NGL
G O R L S
B E A N G O R L S
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WE'RE GONNA B SUING EVERYONE AT THIS RATE
BBBEEEAAANNNSSSGGGOOORRRLLLSSS
AHAAHFHDJ THANK YOUUU 🥺🥺✨💖✨🤧
B B B E E E A A A N N N S S S G G G O O O R R R L L L S S S
we are actually calling him Chili Nova because we liked both of the names😂
OH HECK YEAHHH
THE ONLY FAN BASE I WILL JOIN
YESSSSSSSSS
OUR AWESOMENESS LEVELS
GO THROUGH THE ROOOOF
THEY GO TO INFINITY AND BEYOND 😎
awwww thanks
HEHEHE
HAHAH I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE U SAID ARE
MY BRAIN JIST MADE IT SOIND RIGHT SIDJJSD
THE STENCH IS UNCANNY
^idek of thats how u use the word but it sounded right hehe
OF THAT MAKES SENSE😎😎😎
OH*
HEHHEHE WE CAN YEET THOSE JEALOUS OF OUR AWESOMENESS
TO LIKE MARS OR SOMETHING
I FEEL POWERFUL MUAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAH 420TH COMMENT^
EHEHHEHEHE
YES OFC SHES THE THIRD BEANGORLES
ofc😌😌
^wait nono
i’m honored to be the 420th comment😌
oo smart rhee byeeee
BAHHAHA I SURE DIDN'T
MAKE SURE YOU CHECK OUR PAGE FOR THE LATEST NEWS!!
haha
wow when I go to Australia I’m going to get some Hungry Jacks 😂
YAYAYAY IM SO PEOUD OF UUU
PROUD*
I GOTTA GO THO ACK GNNNN
OMG IT IS SUCH AN HONOUR WOW I FEEL SO APPRECIATED
GLAD TO B IN IT HAHHAH
^^^^^^^^^^^^420 i- 😏
B E A N G O R L S
^that kinda sounds like mean girls
NOW I WANNA HEAR YOUR ACCENT 😂😂😂
HAHAH OFC I AM
JKS HAHAHA
i never watched that movie 😂
HAHAH IS IT GOOD
oof I am backkkk
random sidenote i'm listening to ur playlist and i loved the whole of the jonas brother's album AHAHAH
sup hey becca hru?
hiiii
TALENTLESS? WATCHU TALKING ABOUT
ILL BE IN THE SCHOOL OF FOOLS WHILE YOURE IN THE SCHOOL OF SKILL😤
great!!! you??
JUST REMEMBERED THAT TOMORROW IS SKLLL
that’s so cool!! honestly I was a little disappointed I didn’t get a snake for a patrOnus but a dragon is pretty close so it’s good 😂😂
hahaha! thanks, and omg I know how you feel 😂😓🙌
aw man essays I’ve done so many essays since quarantine started a few months ago :(
aaand I’m starting to get loads of online tests 😓😑 it’s really annoying but it’s easier than real life tests I guess 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
thank you so much, and ok cool
GDAYYY
HEYYY BANANA 🍌
anything fun happen today?!?
*uno reverse card* no, THIS post
HEHEH I PULLED AN ALL NIGHTER IM WATCHING THE SUNRISE
😭😭😭😭
ITS QUARANTINE NO RULES🤠
(well yknow besides 6 feet)
(okay nvm there’s a lotta rules)
HiiII dang that sucks
i start on tuesday smh
mm yeah ugh weufhidbcjk school actually sucks
ugh i miss holidays and i'm still in them lmaoo
sjsjjs haha
ahh im going crazy
QUARANTINE IS KILLIN ME SJJS I HAVENT SEEN A PERSON FOR AGES (except my fam hehe)
haha same but im crazy when ik people hehe
i wanna go outtttttttttttttttt
uGH SCHOOL KILLS U SLOWLY ON THE INSIDE
OK OK IM BACKKK
ANOTHER THING THAT MADE ME SAD WAS
do you remember when leo was sent to like a mental health institution and he texted hailey but then Daniel deleted the text and i was like ASJSKSJKSJKJSKJSB
yeas he a lil mean the last 2 seasons
ALSO WHEN BROOKE GETS HYPNOTIZED I-
BUT U CAN STILL FEEL URSELF DYING A LIL WHEN EACH DAY IS OVER
^^^^^^^wait but i can just imagine our first hugs omg
nah not just audience she in d middle of it
^OH WAIT OOPS WRONG ACCOUNT
SORRY BECCA IGNORE THAT EVEN THO IT'S TECHNICALLY ABOUT U
thanks becca, that means a lot. ilysm, i’m so thankful for u
WOAH U CREEPY PERSON
pancake mix?
well i’m no cook so I buy the just add water stuff 😂
I know it’s like magical or something
AAAA thank yOu 🥺🥺
I just made pancakes :)))
AYYY BANANA ITS GELATO 😂
THANKS you’re amazing this is amazing 💜
whoop haha 😆
well I went hiking yesterday but that’s all
im so scaredddddd i dont want logan to be hated :( rory is a naughty girl for stealing that boat tho >:(
i just watched that episode :P
gorgeous 🤎
lol ikr
i dont find dean very attractive ngl i dont know why but i just dont i think he looked better in the first few seasons- he got less attractive from the middle of season 3
hmmm probably the first one ngl
the first two seasons i felt like she acted better
RIGHT NOW IM BINGING THIS NETFLIX SHOW CALLED UNLISTED
BECCA OMG ITS THE BEST SHOW YOU’LL EVER WATCH
WOAH IM SPOOKED
BUT ITS OKAY CUZ MY SNIPERS ON U RN 😎😎
yes ikr
but my older sister is obSeSseD with dean idk why
nop tis still the doggooo
pshhh casual allowance of dictatorships from pc we should sue them too
WOAH NOT JOHN WICK
HAHAH I HIRED JOE EXOTIC
oop it’s still the swaggy puppy that it’s always been😌😌
AHH
I HIRED
UM
OH THANOS AHAHAHA
i can’t cook so I can’t help 🤷🏻♀️
AHHHHHHHH
I HIRED GRU
staro 😌😌
AJJSJSSK NOT TJE MINIONS HOW DARE U
I HIRED KERMIT
yeah
I HIRED ELVIS
but i didnt really like the second 3rd relationship between him and rory cos he was mArriED
I HIRED TJE AVACADOS SHE LOOKS FOR
UGH TO MUCH POWER
I HIRED PEWDIEPIE
smh need to get their act tgt
love how we're suing everyone
✌️✌️😔
hi. I. am. in. zoom. again. hahahahhahaha 😂
i feel
betrayed
my own mum 😔
ANYWAYS I HIRED UR GRANDMA
iTs ThE briTtiSH wAy
jk ehehe
i got ur sleep paralysis demon😎
A bUNniNGs sNAg AyE
SCREAM IM SORRY
😪😪
also im so sry abt the super late reply geez 😬
wOuLd yOu liKe sOmE cRUmpEts
I am already dead
dELiGhtFUl
... 😑 so dead
bLiMEy i tHiNK i BUrtN mY tOUngE oN tHE tEa
bLOoDy hEŁł i tHiNk iM dYiNG
umm you need eggs, flour, milk, maybe vanilla, some other stuff and boom
i think that stuff also makes cake
yayy
bRiLLiAnT!!
HEY BECCA
bOotiful collab😤👏👏
and we Stan the aesthetics👌
thank youuuuu
ily too becca💕❤️
wow this is amazing!
HII BECCAAAAA
thank you🙃💗
BECCA BECCA BECCA BECCA UR BIRTHDAY IS IN LESS THAN A WEEK
3RD OF MAY RIGHT?
yeah. but it was rlly tiring
my feet still hurt terribly
IDK IF THAT'S A GOOD TING OR NOT BUT AT LEAST WE WON'T SETTLE FOR ANYTHING BAD LMAOO
oOoh man that would be fun but tiring at the same time :)
I’m going camping with my family two weeks from now on a island 🌴 I’m kinda excited but I also want my friends to be there 😔
it’s good to use this corona virus time to move closer to nature
hru?
HEYYY BECCAAAA
hruuuyu
ignore the y I can’t spell 🤡
pretttyyy good i have a lot of hw thooo
AHH IK I SHOULD OF KNOW🤧
HAHA I WAS SO CLOSE TO DOING IT YESTERDAY BUT THEN I BACKED OUT SKDHAJDJSKSS
U DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE WDYMA SHAHHAHAAHA
BRO I LOVE HER SM
SHES SO TALENTED
DID U LISTEN TO SELFISH
I’m good to hehehe
*too
YESSSS I HAVE BRO I LOVE HER ENDLESSLY
ALDJDJAKK THANK UUUUU
np banana
eucvkehciubecibfvei of course I won’t
YOU HAVE NOOOO IDEA WUT KINDA PERSON I AM
I NEVER LITTER AND ALSO WE HAVE THIS BIG RECYCLING THING IN OUR HOUSE
bECCAAAAA i can’t sleep
AWWW 🥰 THANKS!
do u litter?
u shouldn’t
HAHA BECCA CALM DOWN JSJSJSJSJS
AHH NOOO TYYYY UR SO KIND SJSJSJSJSJS
yea everything about us is good duh ahAHHA
OOP I JUST SAW UR COMMENT LOL AYEEE
Ur 14?
yeah haha just checking in :)
700 COMMENTS WOAHHH
😳😳😳
bro i didn’t fall asleep til 5:30🤧
ahh read I wouldn’t wanna record my voice either
sorry I didn’t respond earlier we were talking at like 1 in the morning for me lolll
haha beCCA maybes it’s loading 🤔
BANANA I WANNA CHAT WITH YAH CUS U ARE SOOO FUNNY 😆
A KOREAN DRAMA OOO
and yeah the Brooke in the second season was just like nO
and um what? 😂 no your icon isn’t gray have other ppl been seeing it gray
noooo that’s okkkayyy
my voice always sounds dead 🤧😪
HELO FELLOW BEAN GORLS
HIIIII
^^OMG AHAHHA HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MEME THAT SAYS “COVER GORLS”😂
⭐️please enter my icon contest⭐️
THAT'S SUCH A SATISFYING NUMBER HAHA
rn't u in skl becca 👀
AW DANG WAS IT DAMAGED IN THE POST?
FGHJHKJ EAT EAT
i love food
darn is it hardback?
ahh you could also look up Jamo
okay good good good tyyy
maybe that’s it 👀😳
^ I’m snooping but ,, have you? 😳
^i'm snooping too she's on pg 111 of deathly hallows HEHE RIGHT
aWw man but tbh like that's alright i love the feel of paperbooks in my hands
AHA NOT DOING MY HOMEWORK THATS DUE TMRW WBUUU
HEHEHE TWINSIESSS
SCREAMING GIVES ME SEROTONIN
HEHE
wow, that’s a lot of comments...
LOLOL😂
what the- that’s terrifying😂😂😂
color changing bird sounds cool doe😎
well lucky for you i actually have my masters in dream analyzation and interpretation
i usually only do celebrities but u can fit you in my schedule, u just have to make it fast bc after this i’m headed to nicki minaj’s house to interpret her dream about a ring that gave her x-ray vision
ehe the last book is my favorite
order of the phoenix is a very close second for me
I just ,,, love siRius so much that book hurt
and when u drop it on ur face if ur reading in bed it doens't hurt as much lmaoo
SHEHHEHDJHWHAHDJMAMDLE
WOAH HAHA I MAY OF BEEN STAL% GIANNAS PAGE IS URS BDAY SOON??
STALKING*
WHY DIDNT U TELL ME SMH
HAHAH HOW DO U READ IN BED THEN?
or do u just not? ahHAHA
🐗 🦆 HEHEHE
YER JOT HAHAHAHAHAJA
ITS NOT ATTENTION SEEKING IR BDAY STOOPID WE MUST CELEBRATE
i cant type wot the heckkk
ITS UR^^
wOt iN tHE fLiPPiNg fLApJaCKs
thank you😌 tomorrow i’m headed to the popes house to interpret his dream about a talking grilled cheese
ew please ignore me
NOOO SJDJJWJSKW
AHHHQHAHAHAHAHHA U BULLY WHY DIDNT U TELL ME SOONER
exactlyyyyy
yeah exactly what i was thinking
HAJSJHS 🥺🥺🥺🥺
yk ur pretty good at this u should join my company and we could co-own it
WOAH BIG BRAIN TIME
SOMETIMES I LEAN TO THE SIDE BUT THEN ONE HAND GETS TIRED AND I CAN ONLY SEE ONE PAGE ?
i literally forget that the books don’t even have the marauders in them that much bc i love them so much (mainly Remus and Sirius)
I AM IN A LOt OF PAIN RN🤧🤧
IDK MAN
ikrrrr
ty fir being 700😌
OKI
like wdym abt the marauders?
HHAJAJAB
I would love a marauders prequel but at the same time I have my own head cannons that I like lolll
THE STRUGGLES OF READING IN BED LOWKEY KIND OF WHY I DON'T OFTEN READ IN BED
HAHAHAH FAIR ENOUGH IG
🥰🥰🥰
IN THE MINUTE OF US BEING SEPARATED I FELT EMPTY INSIDE
NEVER AGAIN
I USUALLY READ AT MY DESK W MY LAPTOP SO I CAN LISTEN TO MUSIC AT THE SAME TIME
SINCE I DON'T HAVE A PHONE
I don’t even know how to spell it I let autocorrect do it’s job 😪😎
HES SO HOT HIS FACE COULD FRY AN EGG🥵🥵
HAHAHAHA
ONCE A BEAN GORL ALWAYS A BEAN GORL
8”0 HAHAHAH
I CANT EITJ MY TYPING RN
EHEHE
OMIGAWD I DONT KNOW WHY IT POSTED LIKE FOFTY GABILLION TIMES
i mean if u want to👀
but just to let ya know
the ENTIRE buffet😌
i get $2 per year so it’s not the best pay but hey i love it
IMAGINE SNEEP SNORP BUT WITH GRUS FACE
lolllllll sometimes I spell things so wrong and expect it to understand me
I’ll be like “chejwjwjwjwjjabajajajj” and then get frustrated when it can’t pick up the fact that I meant cheese
NOPE AHAHHAHA MY REMIXES ARE GOING INANSE RN
YES OFC
ANAJABB
I have a collage ready and idk if I should post it now or tomorrow
SNEEP GORL
EXACTLY
“hajahaisjwjwnwbanaoiUwhwbwjwnjsn” how the heck did you noT finD oUt That I meaNt pePperoni
👁👁👁👄👄👄👄👄👁👁👁👁👁
BUT THE BEAUTY OF READING WHILST LISTENING TO MUSIC U R MISSING OUT BECCA
nah bed is comfier but chair isn't uncomfy HAHAH
and my hands always get so fking sore AHAH
AYYY 200 TTTTYY 😎😎😎
I don’t think I’ve ever had 200 comments lolll
HEHEHE I DID GRACE JUST TOLD ME TO
LOVE HOW WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME WAVELENGH
IF I DISAPPEAR ITS COZ MY MUM YOTED ME
GOODNIGHT IN ADVANCE 😌💞
🍳 xactly
SNEEP SNORP
NANA SOFT CHILL SONGS
ABSOLUTE BEST
yOOo how can one be so hawt hehe
SNEEP SNEEP SNOOOOOOOORP
we are the saviors of egg puns
^^WHAT IS THE BACKGROUND BETWEEN SNEEP SNORP MAY I ASK
hmm spotify makes pre good ones - study zone and chill af
but imo almost all of jeremy zucker's songs r chill
some of noah cyrus
SNEEP IS BAD
nO PROBLEMO
OOOO OK WILL DO
FINE I WILL SNEEP
GBYE SIR
GOODNIGHT
thank youuuuu🥺❤️❤️❤️
SNEEP
SNORP
ik that you’ve probably seen me change my icon once every 000.268237828292 seconds and that’s bc I’m just trying to find the Perfect Duck
thank you when I find it I’m sure it will be 🍳cellint
HAHAHAHAHA SNEEP SNORP OF THE BEANGORLS
yeah, one day we’ll make it to $3😎
with that kinda money we could freakin buy apple itself
trying to find more egg puns is giving my brAin an 🍳sercise
BAHAHAHA OMG I-
SNEEPED AND SNORPED OUT
you’re right there’s an 🍳sremely large variety
HAKANSIANSK THAT WAS A GOOD ONE
you crack 🥚🍳 me up
OH U CAN EXPRESS URSELF VERY WELL USING EMOJIS AND SNEEP AND SNORP IT IS ALL ENCOMPASSING
idek what that means ^
ok so all these puns are 🍳cellent but I’m 🍳shaughsted bc it’s 1am here so I better hit the hay so I don’t 🥚splode tomorrow
I spelled exhausted so wrong ahajabuwwb
🍳shausted *
we could buy out the whole world
becca lets just buy the world
why did 🍳shausted just make me wheeze
^ BAJAB
TYSSMMMMMMM 🥚🍳
BAJA TYYY
yessss I love maia she’s so funny and her music is amazing 😎
her tiktok HAJAJJ
omg i just checked it’s fr $2.99
WAIT ITS ON DISCOUNT
$1.99!!!
okay dood i’ll purchase it tomorrow, i gotta go sleep bc i haven’t slept in like three days😂 goodnight beccaaa🤍
oOops yeah I just had math class
HAPPY EARLY BDAY THEN HEHE🙌🙌💕🤠
BRO THATS SO CLOSE MINE IS IN LIKE SEPTEMBER JSJSJS
AHAAHA STILL KINDA CONFUSED HOW THAT CAME ABOUT LIKE WAS IT JUST A RANDOM THING? HHAHHAA
YAYYY HONOURED
bEcCa eNgLiSh i CaNnoT
cONfUsED bUt that's alright cos i always am oops
oinK
eNglIsH wE dON't bEcAusE it SucKs
HAHAHA😂
HASHEJAJJA
KSKKSJAA
mEmE lAngUaGe iS sUpEriOr
eNglIsh wHat Is iT
ayy wassup beccaaa
fUnNy u shOulD sAy tHat beCauSe saRcaSm aNd snEeP aRe mY fIRst LanGuaGes
YES
ahahaha
IM AWAKE NOWW
TYYY and oooo we stan middle namesss 🤩🤩 i dont have a middle name lol 😝
SNORT SNORY PIGGY PIGGO🐷🐽🐷🐽🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐽🐷
not too bad
wbu??
SNORP SNEEP
bro ikr
we can buy all the chick-fil-a’s in the world
HEYYY BANANA WASSUP???
NO I’M AFRAID NOT
i tried searching all over the web but there aren’t any 😞
is this a jello emoji? 🍮
yEs wE aRe We gO hAnD iN haNd lIke sNeEp aNd sNoRp
well it’s the closest one I could get :(
sneep a snorp🤠
me too😊
yeah 😞
well WHATEVER
what are u doing right now???
well stop procrastinating then
🛑 ✋
WHATTTT
are there any close to you?
BAHAHA ALL GOODDD 🤣
i just got you to 955 😇
WOW
THAT WAS SO RUDE
SNEEP SNEEP SNORP SNEEP SNORP😈
SNORP SNEEP UGH
we've just said it that many times ahAHAHAAA
how's school becca em and i can finally relate to that lmaoo
bROOOO i’ll have to buy you some
im gooood im on a zoom call but im not listening to the blabbering 🤪
wbu?? 😂😂
bye! I gotta focus on my work too :)
BECCA HAVE U HEARD THE SLOWED + REVERBED VERSION OF ARE YOU BORED YET?
OUUUUUUCHHHHH
SNEEP SNEEP SNORP SNOOOOOORP
glad that I could help 🧡
uGh teacher shd b fired 😂😪
IT'S ON SPOTIFY BUT SINCE IT'S LIKE A REMIX IT'S ON LIKE A PODCAST THING
spotify:show:2defn0eUdGAHyV8HoUXPjc
I THINK IF U ENTER THAT INTO THE SEARCH BAR THE PLAYLIST SHOULD COME UP AND ARE YOU BORED YET IS IN IT
is cadbury that chocolate egg thingy😂
poor u🥺
im done all my work for today so ima play minecraft 😂😂
SNEEP🥺
HHAHAHHA OOPS
OKAY WILL DO
YES IT IS
AND IT'S ALSO PART OF A BIGGER PLAYLIST WITH OTHER SLOWED AND REVERBED SONGS HAHA
SNEEP
SNORP
SNEEP
SNORP
SNEEP
SNORY
SNEEP 800 SNOP
SNORP
why did i say 800 wtfrick
I MEANT 1000 HAHHAHAA
okay it might be good but not hershey level
pshhhh nah hershey’s for the win man, have u ever had a hershey’s egg?
like four years ago🤡
i just love hershey’s w everything in me
yesss and it only makes them last longer🤡
HAHAHHA
ITS A SIGN
THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT
chill is my vibe hehe
🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
OMG SO GOOOOD AND LAMB CURRY
ACTUAL HEAVEN
AWW DID U BUY IT ?
WAIT DO U GET THE FROZEN ROTI IN LIKE BIG PACKS? AHHAHA THEY'RE THE BEST
clowns scare me
therefore i scare myself
HAHAH GET IT
whatever i will forever stand by hershey😌 and brooo kind it is delicious alsjsks
brooo you deserve it☺️😌💞
BAHAHAH HOW TO COOK WITH BECCA
STEP 1 CLICK ON THE ITEM U WANT
STEP 2 PRESS ORDER AND IT ARRIVES ON UR DOOR
bRIlLiAnTe
smh i never ordered on ubereats cos i don't hv a phone HAHHA
i think my bro has it doe
bro it’s a problem😔✌️
you won’t be knowing my main anytime soon 🙃
eASY STEP BY STEP GUIDE
awwwwww I hope I didn't end your tear glands 😂
aYeEEE u AND UR MUM HAVE CULTURED TASTEBUDS HAHAH
💗💗💕
IKKK
LIKE I DONT WANT THE FACE JUST THE HAY GOSH
LITERALLY APPLE IS SO EXCLUSIVE SMHH
YOU ARE THE ONLY EXCEPTION (yes from tiktok)
ANNA OOP
almost dropped my HYDROFLASH
FLASK SCREECH
:0 AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES
HI WELCOME TO CHILIS
^OH HECK YESSSSS
I WANNA BE A COOOWBOOOY BABBBBYYYY
MISS KESHIA
MISS KESHIA
OH MAH FORKING GAW SHE FORKING DEAD
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE
THESE ARE MY CROCS
U GOT LIPSTICK IN MY WHILE VALENTIP BAH??
WHITE*
WAIT YALL NEEDA CHILL
UM JARED CAN U READ NUMBER 23 FOR THE CLASS
NO I CANNOT
WHAT UP IM JAREND
IM 19
AND I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO FRICKING READ
DAAAAAMM DANEIL
BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE VANS
NO GUYS WTFFFFFFFFF
EVERY TIME U YELL AT UR KIDS
GUYS STAHPPPPPPPPPPPP
KMNESJMDHDJDMDBD
OMG PC WONT LET ME FINISH THAT ONE SMH^
OH OK WHAT JUST HAPPENED UP HERE^^^ HAHAHAHA
yes very cultured
DADDY?
DO I LOOK LIKE UR DAD???
*DANCING BLANKETS EITH SUNGLASSES*
HOW DO YPU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR ME
THATS MY OPINION
._.
COME GET UR DELL TACO THEY GOT A NEW THING CALLED
HAHAHA CALLED FRESHVACADO
WELL I MIGHT AS WELL JOIN😌
EXPLAIN AMERICAAA
UR LESBIAN??
I THOUGHT U WERE AMERICAN
CAB I GET A WAFFLE?
CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE????
I can be a beam if you want 😳😳
WAIT A MINTUE MR POSTMAN
HAHHDHDHSHSHAHHH
HAHAHA I DO THAT
^^ omg wHaT iS hApPeNinG
UHHH PPPSLJDJS UHH
UR SONS A HECK OF A BEAT BOXER
UH THATS TORRETS
WHO AM I
LETS GO TO THE BEAC BEAC
SKSK I WOULD IF I KNEW MORE
DHDJKAK THANK U SM BECCA🤧❤️❤️
NIKKI MINJAJG
IT IS WENSDAY MY DUDES
creative blocked potato bros😔👌
omg so i just looked up iconic vines but i'm in skl and my music teacher is talking and i went to mute/press pause and then i realised i couldn't 😭
PRESS PAUSE ON THE TV REMOTE
SPIDER IN IR HAND
SAY PLEASE
PLEASE
SCREAMS
Q R S U ARE COOKIE MONster
I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE
HAPPY CHRMIS
MERRY CHRYSLER
MAAM IS IT AN EMERGENCY
NO
ITS D I G E R N I
O*
SAY COLORADO
IM A GRIAFFE
AA AAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*WII MUSIC*
I AINT GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF YALL
YALL AINT GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF ME
KEVIN WATCH THE LIGHT MAN
*JUMPS OBER BIN AND BREAKS FLOOR*
JOHN CENA
*PLAYS RECORED WITH NOSE*
CATERPILLAR RAVE
*CHILDREDN SLAMMING HEAD ON YABLE IN MARIO MUSIC*
I HAVE NO SOUL HAVE A NICE DAY
LETS FREAKING LOOSE IT
GET OUUTA YO KIND
RED ROBIN YUMM
PATRICIA
STOP DROPPIBG THAT OKAY SWEETIE
YEEEEEA
YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH
I WAS THIBKING I WOULD DO SOME MAHI
MAGIC
U MAGIC
IT SAYS TALENT SHOW
ZACH STOP UT GONNA GET IN TROUBLE
ZACH!!!!!!
ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT COWSANNT
NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP
NEVER GONNA LET U DOWN
*THOMAS THE TRAIN MUSIC*
SHAWTY I DONT, MIIIIND *KERMIT VOICE*
WHa
WhA
wHA
wHa
WhA
HELLOW DARKNESS MY OLD FREIND
WHEN THEY ASK YOU HOW YPU ARE AND YOU SAY YOURE FINE BUT YOURE NOT REALLY FINE
EXCUSE ME SIR
HAS THERE EVENR BEEN A ROBBERY IN THIS TOWN
ROAD WORK AHEAD
I'M CRYING THIS IS AN AMAZING COMMENT SECTION
YEA I SURE HOPE IT DOES
HELLO
ITS ME
LEMME TAKE A PICTURE
SLAPS
THATS NOT A PICUTRE
THIS IS THE MOST BOOTIFUL THING IVE EVER SEEN I MY LIFE
OSSA BA NANANA
mOtHeRtRuCKeR
NEXT TO A BA NA NA NAAAAA
HIT
OR
MISS
I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH
U GOTTA BOY FREN
BUT I BET HE DOESNT KISS U
MWAH
HAPPY BDAY RAVEN
I CANT SWIM
HAHAHA LOOK AT THOSE CHICKENS DOE
LE BRON JAMES
GO BACK TO SLEEP
AND STARVE
IF UR NAME IS JUNIOR
AND UR REALLY HANDSOME
CMON RAISE UR HAND
SQUIDWARD
*HE DABS*
U JUST DROP IN SMAL LIKE WAPOW
CARVE IN LIKE WHOOSE
HI
I LUV U
ALRIGHT
U ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS
UR BOY GOT HIS FREE TACO
DIES
BECUASE I DONT WANT TOO
NO
QUESTION DENIED
U AHVE BEEN S T T O P E D
S T O P P E D*
MASON ISTG
IVE NEVER BEEN TO OOVOO JAVER
I DONT NEED TO BE A CLOTHING HANGER
A DEGREEE*
I THOUGHT U WANTED TO DO THEM
IS THAT A CHICKENNNN 🐶
I LIKE THYROID LAUGH AJDHSJDJYAHS
THOSE ARE CUTE JEANS
YOURE CTE JEANS
THOSE ARE MINE?
NO
OH I THOUGHT U SAID IM CITE JEANS
I DID
I HOPE U JUMP OFF A CLIFF
AND IF U SURVIVE
DO IT AGAIN
IM A SAVAGE
CLASSY
BOUJE
RATCHED
ACTING STUPID
WUS HAPPENING
WUS HAPPENING
IM A SAVAGE
YPULL BE MY AMERICAN BO
AMERICA BOY
TAKE ME ON A TRIP
I WANNA SEE LA
REMEGADE
RENEGADE
HA HA
WHOOS
😂 ^
Minions. Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have. They go by many names. Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike. Oh, that one is Norbert. He's an idiot. They're all different, but they all share the same goal. To serve the most despicable master they could find. Boss! Making their master happy was the tribe's very reason for existence. But that's not to say that they didn't have other passions. Huh? Finding a boss was easy. But keeping a boss, therein lies the rub. Nope, it wasn't easy for these guys. But they never gave up. With the emergence of the Stone Age came the rise of a new species. Man was very different from the dinosaur. He was shorter, hairier, and way, way smarter.
The Minions took an instant liking to man, and helped him the best they could. Oh, no, no. Eh? Poor man. So trusting, so fragile. So, so delicious! Their quest for a boss put the Minions front and center for some of civilization's most historic moments. Anubis! Ancient Egypt held great promise. Okay! Pancake! But it didn't last long. Hmm. Oh! Ow! The Dark Ages were actually fun times. Their new master had a tendency to party all night and sleep all day. Ooh! Oh. But eventually, the party was over. They bounced from one evil boss to another, but they never seemed to find their perfect fit. One particular employer took their failure very, very badly. Huh? The Minions had no other choice but to keep moving. Oh. And then, when all hope seemed lost, they found sanctuary. The Minions were safe! Years passed as the Minions forged their own civilization. They truly made a life for themselves. But something just wasn't right. They felt empty inside. Without a master, they had no purpose. They became aimless and depressed. If this continued any longer, the Minions would perish. But all was not lost for one Minion had a plan. His name was Kevin. He was excited to share his idea with the tribe. He'd been preparing for days, weeks, months. But now he was ready. Buddies! Kevin would leave the cave... ...go back to the outside world, and he would not return until he had found his tribe the biggest, baddest villain to serve. But he needed help. Me! Bob was eager to go, but Kevin felt he was just not strong enough for the dangerous journey ahead. Uh, no. Luckily, someone stepped up. Stuart! Huh? Me, me? Oh! Thank you. Truth be told, Stuart had no idea what he was chosen for... ...but was thrilled it made people cheer for him. Thank you. Me! Eh, okay. Eventually, Bob's energy and enthusiasm, but mostly lack of other volunteers, changed Kevin's mind. The tribe said their farewells. Kevin had given them something they hadn't had in a very long time. Hope. Bob! Hey, Tony! Tom... Chris... Hey, Bob. Oh. Bye-bye. Kevin felt pride. He was going to be the one to save his tribe. Stuart felt hungry mostly. He was going to be the one to eat this banana.
And Bob... Bob was frightened of the journey ahead. Ah. Okay. Okay. Okay. And they were off. Off to find their new boss! Huh? Kevin! Huh? Huh? Banana! Uh, Stuart? Banana. Banana! Ugh! Ugh! Stuart! Stopa! Uh, Bob! Stopa! Huh? Oh! Bob! Huh? Uh, no, no. No, no. No, no, no. Profiterole. No, no, no! Stuart... Ah! Oh, look at that one! Whoa! Peace! Make love, not war! Peace and love! Boo-ya! Boo-ya! Boo-ya! Hey, hey, hey, oh. Kashmiri? - Boo-ya! - Boo-ya! Boo-ya! Oh. Banana! - Hey! Hey, taxi! - Hey! Hey! Oh. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Banana! Hey, hey! Stuart! Hey, oh! Kevin! Bob! Oh. Bello! Bob! Huh? Oh. Ah! Bob! Huh? Whoa! Women's bell bottoms and tie-dye shirts marked down. Check out our wide selection of go-go boots and miniskirts. Bob! Okay. Huh? Bob! The store is now closing. Hey, what are you doing? Bob! Give me that! Kevin! Oh. Oh. Ah. Huh? Oh.
Huh? Oh. Oh. Hey! ...buddies. No? Oh. Bob! Bob! Oh. Oh. Tim. Oh! Me Tim! Mmm, thank you! Hmm? ...Stuart? Uh, nah. Okay, okay. Oh. "Dating game." Okay. And welcome back to The Dating Game! Well, Jennifer... ...have you decided which of these three gentlemen you'll go on a date with? Is it Bob? Yeah! Go, Bob! Kevin? Kevin! Or will it be Stuart? Oh. Yo, Stuart! Gosh! This is so hard! They all sounded so cute. Um, I think I'm gonna go with... Stuart. VNC! You're watching the top-secret Villain Network Channel. If you tell anyone, we'll find you. Huh! Sponsored by Villain-Con, for 89 years straight, the biggest gathering of criminals anywhere! Big boss. Attend guest lectures from esteemed villains, make contacts in the underworld community, and for the first time anywhere, Scarlet Overkill! Evil. So evil. Criminal genius! Hey, a girl's gotta make a living! - Move aside, men! - Make way. There's a new bad man in town... SCARLET: Excuse me. ...and that man is a woman! Crime isn't pretty! It's red hot! Get to Villain-Con this weekend. Only at 545 Orange Grove Avenue in Orlando, Florida. So much fun, it's a crime. Oh! Villain-Con, Orlando. Whoo-hoo! Bello! Uh, Orlando? Ugh. - Hey, uh... - Orlando? Oh, hello. Orlando? Uh-huh. Ah, okay. Thank you, baby! Bye-bye! Ah. Orlando! Hey, Stuart... Oh, yeah! Far out! Love is the way, brother! Ah! Eh, no, no, no, no, no, Kevin. Hmm. Hey! Stopa! Stopa! Stopa! Stopa! Ugh! Stuart... Oh... Oh, Walter, look! These adorable little freaks are headed to Orlando, too! Yeah, I see that! Hey, Walter Junior! What's happenin'? Tina. Hi! Binky. Mmm, mmm. What do you say we give these fellows a ride? Yay! New friends! All aboard the Nelson Express! You, one-eye! You're sitting next to me! Okay. Stuart! Glad we came along before some weirdos picked you up! Who wants apple slices? Ah, ah! Ooh, ooh! Oh, you, too! Growing boy-like creatures need their strength. Okay. Heck, yeah! Thanks, man! All righty! Who needs to stretch their legs? Yeah! Yes! Me, me, me! Sweet! You guys wait here, we'll be right back. Okay, Nelsons, let's do this! Go, go, go! Okey-dokey. On the road again. Dad! We got company! It's because I tripped the alarm. I stink! Hey, we all make mistakes, sugarplum. You're still learning. Huh! What? - Your father's right, Tina. - Reload! He wasn't this good at being evil overnight! Reload! Your time's coming. It's jammed! Huh? Okay, who did that? - Uh... Stuart! - Huh? That was great! Thank you! Say, fellas, can we get personal for just a second? Why are you going to Orlando? Come on. You can tell us. You're going to Villain-Con, aren't you? Villain-Con. Villain-Con. Wow! So many bad guys in the car. What fun! I knew it! I knew you were villains! Didn't I, honey? What a small world! Hope we're not in rival gangs. Binky! Joke! Babies, huh? Yay. Big boss! When we get to Orlando, I'm gonna get all my favorite villains to sign my magazine! Dumo the Sumo! Boss! Oh, Kevin, you don't wanna work for him! He ate his last henchmen! Uh... Frankie Fish Lips. He lives in the ocean. Boss? Oh... Can you breathe underwater? Uh, so-so. Oh, oh, oh! Look at her! Scarlet Overkill! The coolest super-villain, like, ever! She started out as your average little girl, braces, pigtails. But by the time she was 13, she built a criminal empire! If I was a Minion, that's who I'd want to work for! Oh. Here we are! Beautiful Orlando! Yeah! We're here! Orlando! Hey, gang, watch this! Welcome to Billy Bob's Bait Shop. How can I help you? Yeah, hi. Uh... We're here for, uh, so much fun, it's a crime. Whoo-hoo! Villain-Con! All right! Here we go! Well, this is it! I wanna tell you, and I really mean this. I really appreciate what you did back there with the cops. Really! Dad! It's Frankie Fish Lips! I can smell him from here! Junior! Get my camera! Good luck in there, boys! I hope you find what you're looking for! Bye! Villain-Con! Yeah! Villain-Con! Whoo! Okay! Oh! Any evil talents? Not bad. What about you? Any evil talents? Uh... Bello! La, la, la! La, la, la! Eh? That's not evil or a talent. Bello! Ha-ha! No? I'm sorry! But I'm not looking for any more servants, for I, Professor Flux, have invented the world's first time machine! Every time I visit the future, I bring my future self back to help me. Hello! Oh. Move that over there, Professor Flux from two weeks from now. As you can see, I don't need any help. Oh, way to go, guys. We killed the original! Please! Eh... Villain-Con presents our keynote speaker, Scarlet Overkill! The world's first female super-villain! Appearing right now in Hall H! Bob! Stuart! Buddies! Hey! Buddies! Scarlet? Kevin! Are you ready... Yeah! ...for Scarlet Overkill! Doesn't it feel so good to be bad? Scarlet! Scarlet! Scarlet! Yes! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoa. Whoo-hoo! Awesome! Yeah! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Wow! Thank you! Scarlet! Scarlet! Thank you so much! Okay. Ah. When I started out, people said a woman could never rob a bank as well as a man! Well, times change! I love you, Scarlet! Look at all those faces out there! We are all so different! But we have one thing in common. We were born with flippers! No? Just me? Okay. We have big dreams! And we will do anything to make them come true! Have any of you ever dreamt of working for the greatest super-villain of all time?
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