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Well that took a while....and a lot of pngs...
•I know this sounds cheesy but be sure to have a great day tomorrow! (Dang it, it was cheesy..well atleast it's not CORNY🌽(I need help)•
sry Ik im commenting the same thing but idk what else to say but 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm laughing so hard rn lol
I'm sry ik I keep saying positive things but you should srsly be a comedian when your an adult I think your sooooo funny
MINTSSSSSSS SRY IMA WERIDO
haaa that one is pretty funny
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thanks!
this looks so cool!😱😍
ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS
no problem ❤️
SOOO MUCH PUNS BAIIII
Enter my icon contest??😘
hi
TYSM! I absolutely love this!!!❤️❤️❤️
yessss I love food puns! LETTUCE talk my friend!
yes I love food puns as much as I like music with a BEET! [root]' 😂
tysm !
I made the account ! it's called @STORYTIMEWithHaleyAndAbby
do you have WHI ? x
that night, Haley went to bed peacefully, knowing that she and her family were safe, since Vincent was in jail. "what should I do tomorrow in my show?" she asked her frogs, as she got into bed and pulled up her frog duvets. "CROAK ! CROAK !" the frogs chorused. "I should do a magic trick?" "CROAK!" "okay !" haley grinned. "that will be awesome !! I'll do another meet and greet too, and this time we'll play games instead of eating!"
"good evening, ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, welcome to tonight's show !!" Haley announced, walking across the sparkly stage. "today, I will be doing a MAGIC SHOW !" the crowd cheered ! "firstly, Gary will be making me disappear, then reappear !" Haley hopped into the magical box, as per Gary's instructions. but, there, inside the box, was VINCENT !!! "hello, dear...." he showed rotten teeth. "AHHH!" "your money is mine...." he held a knife to her throat. "where is it?" "u-um...I-its" Haley choked out the details. "thank you, dear." then, the knife pressed into her skin....
"AHHHHH!" Haley woke up, sweating. it was 3am in the morning. Haley gulped, telling herself it was just a horrible nightmare. "Vincent's in jail. I'm safe," she told herself, still shaking. "I'm safe."
hello H! it's me seaspray (Alexia)
OHHHHHH NUUUUU
THAT SOUNDS SO TERRIBLE
THE PUNS THEY NEVER GET OLD 😂
YA
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thanks for following me!!!
ahhha your too funny 😂
thank you!
yes yes it is a knee slapper
thank you!
I just did ! mine is @artistique_... could you please follow me so I can priv message you on there and tell you the password ?😂😂
ahhh one more until 900
that afternoon, Vincent stood in front of his bathroom mirror, looking at his pile of clothing thoughtfully. he picked up a blond wig arranged in a pompadour hairstyle and put it on, tucking his greasy, oily, long, tangly brown hair underneath it. then, he got out a brand new shaver and logged into YouTube to learn how to shave (he had never shaved before).
after shaving off his dirty beard, he picked out a clean, smart, black tuxedo with a black jacket, tie, bow and pants with a white shirt and black shoes - very different from the dirty t-shirt showcasing an old, 80s rock band, black leather jacket and black jeans he normally wore, with a black balaclava in his pocket.
he tucked a knife and a gun into his inside pocket, as well as his balaclava. "the silly little girl won't suspect a thing," Vincent smirked. "Eddie is ready to roll."