I once went through this phase in 2nd grade where I thought fûck meant happiness

Is that a good confession

oh

im just imagining you as a kid saying "i love fùck" and just

my confession is that I ate a container of icing secretly for a couple weeks before finding out it was expired

I ate all of my sisters candy stash under her bed when I was on my period

oh i have another good one: once in 5th grade we had a quiz about the moon phases but me being me I only knew like half the stuff so I copied off a kid next to me and fast forward to now and we're now frens and turns out we cheated off each other (I got a C on the thing btws)

dàmn these good 👌🏻

when I was four I thought how children were made is when the parents take clay, mold the clay into the shape of a child, put the clay in a blander and make the mom drink it..

blender*

confession: "once I got bit by a duck"

^same