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// c l i c k h e r e \\
// inspiring words from an inspiring man. :,) \\
// but seriously, apple juice IS gr8 // describe my account in terms of "came for the ___, stayed for the ___" in the comments \\
// โค๏ธ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ \\
Ummm came for the Dan, stayed for the MCR and occasional Phan and stuffff.
You were like Discorded-Dan or something at one point, right? Dang that was ages ago.
Haha yes, I was Black_Veil_Elf. We were nerds oml.
Ah well. Nerds are cool. ๐ค
Yeahhh pretty much. cx
Yesss. We shall rule all the geeks with our emo memeyness and stufffff !
Indeed Apple juce is Fabulous *sits down* *takes off top hat* * takes out teapot filled with Apple juice* "Anyone?"
*accepts cup of apple juice* JUICE
*Takes out bleach*" โฆ?"
*screams* yES I WANT ME SOME OF DAT GUD SHรT YES PLEASE
Water is so good๐
*Passes the bleach*
*chugs ALL the bleach*
*starts blowing up mini balloons* *sends out invitations* "having a smol party, bring ALL the apple juice and bleach"
*brings out festively decorated cactus* *accidentally pops balloon* *screams* FรCK THAT WAS A JUMPSCARE *puts cactus away*
"dรคmmit!!" "wHy cACtuS, whY!"
"yU kiLLeD GeRrarD Jr!"
*cries over dead balloon*
*blows up another balloon* oKaY nOtHiNg hAPpEneD hErE
wAiT tHaT wAs gErArD jR oH sHรฎT
*bows head in respect* *turns to balloon* "I christen you fRanK jr"
*bows deeply* gOd bLeSs fRaNk jR
"takes Gerard Jr and tries to fix him with duct tape*
*starts to draw faces on with sharpie*
*uses all the duct tape* hE iS bEaUtiFUL aGAiN
"hE wAs alWayS beAutIfuL! except he was kinda dead" * hugs balloon*
*hugs you and Frank Jr and Gerard Jr* he was always kinda dead... in 2005 everyone was kinda dead... and they all had stuff in their eyes
"my smol child" *mutters*
*offers You, Frank Jr and Gerard Jr cup of bleach* "DRINK UP ITS LAST CALL LAST RESORT!"
"childs? wHerE arT thOu?" *looks under table*
*jumps out of conveniently placed locker* hERe i bE!
"Thank goodness! Your bleach was getting cold" *hands you your cup*
"Frank Jr and Gerard Jr were worrying about you" *pats them on the head*
*drinks the bleach* aah I can feel it working *smiles wickedly* the smols are not dead yet! *runs to hug the balloon children* let us celebrate
"a toast I think" *raises teacup*
*raises teacup as well* to Gerard Jr and Frank Jr!
"the balloon children!" *drinks bleach*
*places top hat on Gerard Jr head* "have some bleach child" *pats head*
*gives bleach to Frank Jr* *puts party hat on Frank Jr's head* wait can they even drink
"Umโฆ" *turns to balloon child* "do you drink?"
"WAIT SMOL CHILDS CANT DRINK" *screams* "MINOR IN POSSESSION MINOR IN POSSESSION "
*sweats nervously, waiting for the answer* *Gerard Way's voice comes out of the balloon: "Oh yeah, do I ever drink!"* *drops cup* what the hecky dizzle
nO WAIT HE'S GERARD WAY HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS
iS FRANKIE JR TOO SMOL TO DRINK LET'S CHECK
*grabs teacup, throws it out of the window* *hands them apple juice* "that's better"
*sighs in relief* now we can relax, the smol childs have their drinks and we have ours *sips bleach*
"wait not yet" *walks over to speakers a and fiddles about.* *Im not Okey [i promise] comes on* *sighs and sits down*
*intro thingy* wELL IF YOU WANTED HONESTY, THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY
I NEVER WANT TO LET YOU DOWN OR HAVE YOU GO ITS BETTER OF THIS WAYYYYY
*Frank Jr and Gerard Jr rock out*
FOR ALL THE DIRTY LOOKS, THE PHOTOGRAPHS YOUR BOYFRIEND TOOK
REMEMBER WHEN YOU BROKE YOUR FOOT FROM JUMPING OUT THE SECOND FLOOR! *jumps on table*
*jumps on the conveniently placed locker from earlier* I'M NAWGHT WOAHKAY, I'M NOT WOAHKAYAYAYAYAY!
"YOU WEAR ME OWTTTT!" *grabs Frank Jr and scream/sings*
*song changes* (intro) ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ITS A HรLL OF A FEELING DOH!!
*flops to the ground*
"le Breadbin Urie"
*pours bleach everywhere*
*doesn't know what song it is because is a piece of trash* *grabs Gerard Jr and covers his nonexistent ears* ssh child you're too young for this
*walks to change song* "what song?"
"ah forget music" *sits down and passes more drinks round.
*takes 3 drinks and chugs them all* rEFRESHING, BLEACH IS
"indeed" *sips*
*passes Apple juice to the smols* "drink up"
*pats Frank Jr on the head* what a sweet little boy, enjoying his apple juice
"awh smol childs " *fondly smiles at balloon children*
"Is that the time!" *jumps up* "I'm late for a My Chem concert!" "Come on" *Shoves teapot in hat, grabs you , the smols and runs out the room* "TO THE MCR CONCERT!"
*throws on Killjoys jacket and grabs a feather boa for you* LET'S GET UP AND GO
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