Bird mom, square mom, fun mom, goat mom, and now... CUJO MOM! >w<

\(>w<)/

HI MUM

WOT DO U MEAN FUTURE UR ALWEADY A MUMMY

LIL TOMATO-CHAN *glomps* >w<

DATS ME

MUM IM STUCK AT A PARTY WITH LITTLE KIDS HELP PLZ

Ohhhh.... that was your car.... yeah I crashed it 😅😂

Oh CUJO... I see you get busy don't you

Wh...What do you mean by that? >_>;;

Who was the lucky man?

*nosebleeds*

*laughs but then base bleeds and makes that adorable sound of "aww" while frowning*

*nosebleeds

WHAT HAVE U DONE! MY MIND!!! *nosebleeds all over the place*

Lel. *nosebleeds rockets*

IM SUCH A BAD CHILD >:3

Hello child. I am your aunt >:3

I guess

I CALL AUNT

GUESS WHOS DAD

I HAVE TWO AUNTIES NOW!!! ;3

*Nosebleed rockets and breaks a bunch of things*

ARE YOU HAVING HAPPY THOUGHTS THERE MUM???🌚

Lol. Calm down cujo

Oh yeah, heres a tissue *hands her kleenex box*

Wait. Who's the father 030

*crashes through wall* FRICK!!!! *Crashes through roof*

WAIT YOU DONT KNOW?! NEVERMIND

MUUUUMMMM GET THE CAMERA

*crashes through door* CANTSORRYKINDABUSY

WHERES DAD WHEN WE NEED HIM

IDEK!!!

NNNNNNNGGGGGGG

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH

IM BALANCING A BALL ON MY FACE IDEK WHY

I LOVE DOING THAT 😍😱

IM WATCHING THE POLITICAL DEBATE ;-;

I'm watching your chat :3

Oh....... Welp u like what you're reading >_>

So...no father....did you take the *honk*??

*NOSEBLEEDS* Th...there is a father >\\\\\\>

YES THERES A DAD

CUJO WUVS DADDY AND I WUV THEM BOTH

Who is it?? Is it that annoying dog?

N...No.... TOMATO-CHAN U BETTER BITE YOUR TONGUE (fingers :T)

WHO IS IT

Wut...tell us. Was it Mettaton?

or sans?

N...NONONONONO.... it's.. a real person .///////. on PC >\\\\\\\\\\<

Tell us

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

TELL ME BÏTCH

I WILL BE QUIET I PWOMISE

NUUUUUUUU

@Tomato-chan: THANK U *huggles*

Fine. Now excuse me while I go sleep with flowey.

Have fun [insert Lenny face]

YOU GUYS WERE SHIPPED

Cujo, I'm really really really upset. Someone shipped me with Jack and I want to fuçking die because I like him as a dad and friend but not like THAT :(

*yandere eyes* Heh heh.... *flips table* I NEED MY JACK!!!!

CUJOISWEARIDONTLIKEHIMPLZDONTKILLME

Heh eheheheh don't worry I won't *pats head*

Yeah CUJO....someone shipped us. It waz weird

ik >_<

me. definitely me.

I was once babysitting, and the kid kept asking for food. here's how it went. 1. can I have food? not now 2. can I have food? go get it yourself. 3. can I have- FOR FÛCKS SAKE JUST MAKE YOUR OWN GOD DAMÑ FOOD! yep