wHO INSULTED WATERPARKS LET ME AT HIM I WANT TO RIP YOUR BROTHER'S FACE OUT THEN ALL HIS CARDIOVASCULAR ORGANS ONE BY ONE

SAME!!!! HE CALLED THEM UNINTELLIGENT IDIOTS THAT TRIES TO BE EDGY, AND I WASIKE WHAT THE FUDGE R U SAYING? AnD HE LIKE SAW ONE SECOND OF A INTERVIEW!!!

Like Dafuq DO HE THINK HE IS

NO NO THAT'S IT I AM MURDERING YOUR BROTHER WATERPARKS ARE SO BLOODY PRECIOUS OKAY HE NEEDS TO NOT

hE WHAT NO I S2G BURN HIM

IKR! YOU ARE MORE THEN WELCOME TO DO THAT! AND THEN HE CALLED THEM A SHÍTTY SKATEPARK PUNK BAND AND HE HASN'T EVEN HEARD ONE OF THEIR SONGS

RIP OUT ALL HIS ORGANS THAT HE DOESN'T NEED AND THEN BURN HIM ALIVE BECAUSE APPARENTLY THE KNLY THING MORE PAINFUL THAN CHILDBIRTH IS BEING BURNED ALIVE SO THAT MUST BE PAINFUL OKAY MAKE HIM SUFFER

I WILL, I THINK HE'S SLEEPING NOW SO I WILL STRANGLE HIM WITH A PILLOW AS I PLAY PINK LOUD

SHOVE A WATERPARK UP HIS AŚS LIKE A LITERAL WATERPARK

DON'T SHOVE GEOFF UP HIS AŠS PLS

THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA

JUST SCREAM THE LYRICS AT HIM WHILE YOU CORKSCREW HIS EYES OUT

CORKSCREW HIS EYES OUT WHILE FORCING HIM TO LOOK AT WÂTERPARKS SO THEY'RE THE LAST THING HE SEES/HEARS BEFORE HE DIES

AND THEN HE TRIED TO SHOW ME REAL ALTERNATIVE MUSIC AND DAYYYYUM LIKE STFÙ BEFORE I STAB YOU

WHAT IS "REAL ALTERNATIVE" PLS??

I WILL WITH PLEASURE

IDK BUT THE THING IS HE LISTENS ON THE KILLERS AND WHEATUS OR LIKE P!ATD

The thing is my sister really likes Waterparks and when I put up a bunch of new posters a couple of weeks ago she said "I like the one with the pink wall. They're all really cute" and then I showed her their music and stuff and we appreciate their album art together. These are the moments I spend with my sister that I enjoy.

BUT THE THING IS HE HAVEN'T HEARD A SINGLE SONG BY WATERPARKS

EH LIKE THE KILLERS AND WHEATUS ARE JUST KIND OF BORING

I MEAN PANIC! ARE GR9 IDK ABOUT THE KILLERS OR WHEATUS BUT LIKE HOW THE HËLL COULD HE LISTEN TO WHEATUS THEN GO SAY WATERPARKS ARE BAD LIKE ?? R U OKAY M8??

Yeah well we share the same taste of music bc he literally made me listen to bands but idk he's kinda stuck with the bands he used to listen to and idk and then he called them 17 yr old boys who think they alternative but mehh they're in the same age

Meh Waterparks are just great

they are

but he is just assuming they're making bad music for some reason

But Wáterparks are the best like can he at least give them a chance ples?

They really aren't thoufh

though

thoufh

ahut up

What makes him think that though?

ahut up yourself

I know like stop judging them, I'm 100 % he hasn't heard a single song by them

urgh

that sucks ngl

force 👏🏻 him 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 listen 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 them 👏🏻

yes, but idk he has some serious issues

and 👏🏻 if 👏🏻 he 👏🏻 hates 👏🏻 them 👏🏻 then 👏🏻 death 👏🏻

He clearly does

very much so

I will force him. I will throw him in dark room with a stereo that just plays waterparks songs on repeat and then will I look the door

Play every Watérparks song at once

and I won't let him out until he admits that they are making good music

Tie him to a chair and force his wyelids to stay open, just staring at a picture of Wtrprks while listening to them on repeat

Yes, That's a awesome idea

RHIANNON CRAVES YOUR BROTHER'S DEATH, TO BURN HIS SKIN UNTIL IT'S ASH, LIKE "HEY THANKS WTRPRKS NEED YOUR APPROVAL THE WAY YOU NEED TO ROT IN HÉLL"

And the chair is going be like the electric chair

It's a beautiful day outside

Otto is blooming

That's like out of tune too many syllables but y'know it's whatever

Awsten is singing

On days like this

Kids like you

Should be

burning

in

heII

Yeahhh what she said

undertale crahp

Tbh I don't even think he dislikes them he just says stuff like bc I like them very much like a little bit too much

no excuse

there is no excuse

Dude even my brothers think Waterparks are good and they hate everything what is wrong with your brother

But yeah he should burn in héll

Idk he is a bit special

Same with my sister like she doesn't love these sorts of bands anymore but ???

I'm gonna go die now bye bye

by that I mean sleep

same thing right?

My brother doesn't really have any reasons why he dislikes some of my bands but it's mainly their names like as fast as he heard waterparks he got totally mind fúcked bc he couldn't understand how someone could name a band that

haha I wish

I have heard of a band named Porch Light okay I think Waterparks is okay

me 2

byeeeee I'm gonna die anyway see youuu

I srsly gotta sleep bc my mom will probably wake me up 4 in the morning and scream at me

byee

Oh everyone's dead now well k bye m8s