Collage by A_Zesty_Thumb_Tack

A_Zesty_Thumb_Tack


2 100
did u just assume my gender?
nope
what kinda rp we doin boi
Dunno I wuz gonna let u decide
No.
I just told my sister that you are dead.
Fine then can we do an attack on titan rp??
No.
Tokyo ghoul? I DUNNO THIS IS Y IM LETTING YOU PICK!!
NO. NO AMINE. BOI
OK!!! FINE THEN BE LIKE DAT!!!
I WILL. I SAID NO ANIME BC I HAVE NEVER SEE ATTACK ON TITAN, OR TOKYO GHOUL.
wolf. outside. window. help.
Just keep ignoreing it, or run it over with a car, or just say to it "BOI I DONT BELIEVE IN THE PROPHECY, I CONTROL MEHSELF, DONT TELL ME HOW IM GOING TO LIVE MY LYF!!" Or somethin like that
it ran away. it looked at me, then ran away...
Awsome, its leavin u alone!!
medieval roleplayyyyy?
K
Imma go make meh bio
I never said anything to it. It just looked at me and ran away.
Same.
Done
SAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!
SAGE!!!!
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
S-A-G-E!! SAGE!!
BOI!!
Sorry. Wifi was out for a bit.
K
I was watching this one guy prank call someone with a donald trump sound board 😂😂😂😂😂
XD
I KNOW RIGHT!! IT WAS HILARIOUS, AND WHAT MAKE IT EVEN FUNNEYER IS THAT THE PERSON PRANK CALLING THE PERSON BEING PRANK CALLED WAS A RANDOM PERSON, AND THE DUDE WHO WAS PRANK CALLING KEPT CALLING HIM😂😂😂😂😂
The person being prank called was random
Sorry if there wuz any confuzztion
-Starts rp-
*runs through the woods, trying to get away from the guards*
*I am sitting in a tree then I see you run past then I see the guards chasing after you*... *I draw my daggers and perch on the tree branch getting ready to strike the guards when they run past*
(boi if I disappear it is bc my grandpa said I had to go to sleep)
(K)
(Boi did you dissapear?)
Guard:Get her! If we get her, we get the reward! That girl is the last of the O'hale tribe!
(nah)
*I hear but I dont really care and I jump down striking two of the guard.* *Bleh two guards are ded now*
*I keep running, and run faster as I hear the reinforcements come* Oh great... they might actually catch me this time.
*I make a black thick fog appear around the guard confusing them*.....*I apprear next to you also running* Follow me.... Or do you want to die?
guards*
Yeah, rather not die today.
*I sharply turn makeing a left then stop by a huge tree* over here!
*I follow* So why are you helping me?
(YOUR HAVEING A BROTHER IN THIS RP WEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NAWT!!!) I was good friends with your brother... *I take down my hood revealing meh face*
My brother is dead. He has been for the last 3 years. That's why they are chasing me. I am the last of my tribe.
Ari I know this.... I-Its been more than three years since Ive last seen you and your brother...
*I recognize you* Wait... Flurry?
Yep.... Thats me... heh ya.... hey, atleast now i know im not the only one on the wanted list.....
They have chased me almost my entire life. I mean, I understand right now why they are chasing me. But when I was younger they chased me then too.
Why are you wanted?
Im a rogue assassin
I see. I didn't know you were an assassin at all!
Weeeeeeeeeelllllll, thats a looooooonnnng story.........
Well ok. So now what are we supposed to do?
Well I just travel, but you can travel with me if you want...
...I prefer to stay near the old site of my home. I... don't travel really. I never have.
(gtg in ten)
Ok then i'll stay with you, I remember living with your tribe for abit... th-they were very nice to outsiders... Oh I-Im sorry i-if im makeing you feel worse......
(K)
... Three years have helped, but losing almost everyone... that will never go away. You know what? Ok. I'll travel.
Really?? That'll be so much fun!! ...exept the guards and other very powerful assassins trying to get us for alot of money, but hey atleast if we travel together the chances of us getting caught drop... heh....
yeah. They have sent people to try and become my friend, then stab me in the back. Metaphorically of course.
Did you fall for their tricks??
The first few times. Then I caught on.
(gtg nao. baiiiiiiii)
That happend to me a couple of times..... They played with my emotions... so I killed them *Smiles*
(Nuuuuuuu dont goooooo!!!!)
I don't kill unless I have to. (Boi am sorryyyyyyy)
(;-;)
(OK FINE LIKE FIFTEEN MORE MINUTES)
(Yaaaay!!!!) I dont either, they turned on me so i had to kill them...
Oh. Well, where shall we go, good sir?
We shall!! *Laughs alittle*
(Also, if Kaden and Keely is going to be a ship, please change Keely's name.)
*Changes to wolf form* BORK
(NO!)
(Please. Seriously.)
*Changes into a smol dragon* CLOSE ENOUGH!!
BORK BORK
RAAA!!!
*Runs off into forest*
*Follows*
*Has climbed tree and disappeared*
Ari?? *Turns back into hooman form Looks around*
*Changes to human form, jumps out of tree, spreads wings, and flies around* Wooooo!
*I spread my dragon wings and take off flying around with Ari*
Sorry! Had to fly. It is just so fun!
Ya it is *Laughs*
My parents used to call me Angel, because I was the only one in the tribe with wings.
I never had parents but you already know that... heh...
I had adoptive parents. Matt wasn't my blood-related brother.
(gtg baiiiiii)
(BAIII!!)
(Hello again) *I fold my wings and dive strait down* WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *I unfold my wings, and they catch in the wind and continue flying around abit more* WEEEEEE!!
(Its me again)
*I float down, then change to wolf form, and my wings disappear* Well that was fun.
(THEY SEE YOU AS SMALL AND HELPLESS, TO SEE YOU AS JUST A CHILD, SUPRISE WHEN THEY FIND OUT THAT A WARRIOR WILL SOON RUN WILD)
(INVASION)
(BOI)
(my wifi is gonna be off most of today if u didn't know already)
(I might be getting an iPod)
(🦊 fox emoji)
(and that's snazzy)
(boi)
(Wut)
(lol my dad got mad at me for staying in bed and watching dan and Phil for 8 hours straight so he decided I get no wifi and he's making me clean the basement. AGAIN)
(wow. gtg eat lunchhhhh)
(okie BAI I might not be here when u get back)
(bacckkk)
(I'm learning le Harry Potter theme on le piano)
(pls come back)
(im playin mc survival games and I'm a spectator so I'm stalking ppl)
(still here .-.)
(Hello!!)
(Am here. WATCHIN NARNIA. FOR NARNIAAAAAAAA)
(I JUST GOT DONE WATCHING HARRY POTTER!!! YOUR A WIZARD HARRY!!!)
(THERE ONCE WAS A BOY NAMED HARRY, WHO WAS DESTINED TO BE A STAR, HIS PARENTS WERE KILLED BY VOLDEMORT WHO GAVE HIM A LIGHTNING SCAR... Yo Harry, yer a wizard... BUHBUHBUHBUHBUHBUHBUHBUH HARRY GOES TO HOGWARTS HE MEETS RON AND HERMIONE MCGONAGAL REQUIRES HE PLAY FOR GRYFFINDOR, DRACO IS A DADDYS BOY QUIRREL BECOMES UNEMPLOYED THE SORCERS STONE IS DESTROYED BY DUMBLEDORE)
(*Applauds*)
(I can recite the whole song lol)
(WALKIN THROUGH HOGWARTS)
(no)
(Ron breaks his wand now Ginny's gone and Harry's in mortal danger. Tom riddle hides his snake Inside his ginormous secret chamber. HARRY BLOWS UP AND BARGE, THE DEMENTORS COME AND TAKE CHARGE, THEY USE TIME TRAVEL SO THEY CAN SAVE THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN WHO just so happens to be Harry's godfather I don't really get it either... HARRY IS PUT IN THE TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT, DRAGONS AND MERMAIDS OH NO, AND WERE TURNED AGAINST SNAPE... HES BACK. Harry Harry it's getting scary, Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why are you ignoring his constant attempts to contact you! he is forced to leave the school, Umbridge arrives dracos a tool. kids break into the ministry Sirius Black is dead as can be.... split your soul. seven parts of a whole. the horcruxes, its dumbledores end... there once was a boy named Harry, who constantly conquered death. but in one final duel between good and bad he may take his final breath.)
(*Applauds again*)
(Sage y r u on private??)
(she says she didn't put it that way)
(Then y is it on private? cant sage just turn it off private?)
(SAGE IS NOT ON PRIVATE N E MOAR)
(YE!!!)
(YAY)
(Mythic do u want to go to le air zoo tomorrow?)
(VOLDEMORTS BACK AND YOURE A REVOLUTIONARY)