Ur mum is a door fite me

remember to eat pizza and tacos on Tuesday

stay alive for s h r e k

*eyebrow wiggle*

you made it this far you've got this

and has the prez destroyed the US?

inhale the memes

bananas r nice

Bill nye the HOT science guy

bob duncan was there for me when u weren't

ily and I hope you do too

crusty sporks

I know that you secretly have a crush on Donald Trump

Elle is a bean

((I'm stealing this))

Easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, møtherfúckēr. -gERARD wAY

I lick park benches for a living

you are an amazing person:)

hi hi hi thanks for being rly rad um yeah JARS ARE RAD

DANK MEMESSS

chairs

donald trump washes his toupee with dish soap

I hope you remember where we hid the body

your name is *insert name* you have been asleep for 26 years, the year is 2019, everything has changed: My Chemical Romance have gotten back together and the Han engagement has been announced...

...William Nye is your president after the previous had been assassinated before he could reach his final years...

...In case you haven't seen outside yet, William Nye has made the use of Geology illegal as it is not a real science...

...memes are to be used at all times...

...also Kanye has admitted that he took Justin Bieber's song Love Yourself too far and they are both imprisoned for life for no apparent reason except no one likes them...

...Phillip Lester has been depressed at the sight of his fiancé crying at Kanye's cell and needs help trying to convince the resident to let him go...

...your mission, if you choose to accept: Save Kanye from his cell without alarming any media. Go to the White House where further instructions await.

(^^all in one)

MALTEASERS

I started a campaign to stop negativity and I'm trying to get people to promote it! 😊 can you please post this to your account with your username below and insert "stop the negativity" in caption 💕 I'll be extremely grateful thank you so much!! ✨

You are an amazing lovely smol bean

wiggly wiggly eyebrows

WE WILL FILL YOUR JAR TILL IT BREAKS

OR YOU RUN OUT OF STICKEY NOTS

*NOTES

you are amazing okay, okay glad we established that

snicketysnack

2Fab4U

REPORTS ARE JUST IN Dowland trumps hair is confirmed part squirrel scientists finally figured out how the age old question which came first the chicken or the potato.In other news "sexy" horses have become a Thing of the past

noodle.doodlly;)))

5sos is better than you ❤️some random person stalking your account HI

You guys know a lot about trump be BOOP beep

ALL HAIL SISTER DANIEL THE MEME LORD!!!