let them think you're so nice and dandy. it will scare them more once you have reached total world domination. "but she lent me a pencil once" well not anymore. bam bam bïtch. there goes your condo

I LOVE IT TOO HOT

@caption me too

@starfishlovesyou oml that's the most beautiful thing I've ever read

@caption if people don't appreciate the things you do for them. then they sùck. sorry if that's harsh, but you're just so kind to literally everyone and its honorable and admirable and it deserves recognition.

you see what i like to do is act kind and nice in order for anyone to like me and in case any of them are actually useless sporks that don't deserve oxygen i utilize the friendliness to find their weaknesses and crush them into oblivion when the time is right