hubba hubba 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

i know i said that yellow was my favorite color but now i think it has to be black 🌚

my gorgeous girl, i love you

you’re so gorgeous and s exy and all mine 😮‍💨

i guess i should make a new bio soon, you’ve made 2 while i’ve had the same one

maybe i will tomorrow after work

baby 😔 i feel like a s hītty boyfriend but i have to go to sleep, i tried to stay up but

i’m old

goodnight, my gorgeous girl <3 i love you, sleep well

hi baby, sorry today’s been weird

and annoying

and a mess, but it’s fine

how’s your day been?

i’m sorry baby :/ i fell asleep yesterday at like 8 pm and woke up at 6 for class

i feel bad, i’m sorry

i’ve just been going through it i guess

okay i’m going to bed, i’m sorry i never asked you to be my valentine

i don’t know what’s wrong with me lately

goodnight though, i’m sorry for everything

i don’t really want to talk about it

happy valentines day though, i love you even if you don’t want to hear it

no, why would you think that?

i don’t talk to her, i haven’t talked her since the day i apologized to her

she’s left and she’s gone and i’m pretty certain she’s not coming back, so i’m not sure why she has to be brought up again

if you don’t trust me then i understand but just tell me that

“for once”

but you said unless me and blaze still talk somehow, why would i go that far? i mean, i know i haven’t been the best with not talking to her but you really think i’d secretly find a way to talk to her while dating you?

you didn’t sound rude, i just think you don’t trust me

i’m not really sure i believe that

but i know and i’m sorry, it’s not just you i don’t want to talk to about it, it’s everyone

i don’t believe that you trust me, not completely at least

and we’ll see

alright, if you say so

i have to do something early in the morning tomorrow so i have to go to sleep, i’m sorry me being a bummer ruined today but goodnight, sleep well

sorry, i went down to campus because there was a hangout event thing going on and i thought it’d be good for me

how’s your day been?

i’m sorry baby :(

i had an alright time, better than doing nothing at the house- have you gotten up to anything fun today?

oh that’s good, i’m glad you had fun

do you have any plans for tomorrow?

huh, why don’t you think you’ll end up wanting to go?

i’m not really sure of my plans yet, i might hang out with a friend but i’m not sure yet

we’ll see

huh 🌚 alright, but i am curious now

i’m too tired to convince you to tell me though

we’d maybe go see a movie i think, but now that i think about it, probably not because i just remembered i have to do homework

okay i’m sorry to do this yet again but i have to go to sleep, my eyes are closing and whatnot

so goodnight, i love you, sleep well, and i’ll try to be better tomorrow

good morning, mrs reynolds <3

i do have to do homework but hopefully it won’t be too much since i’ve been doing a little bit here and there

so you’re not allowed to kill yourself- if anything, i should be killing myself since i’m the one with the homework </3

this time i have an excuse ☝️ it’s been super windy all day and the internet and power went out because of it

almost killed myself but i pulled through

honestly you should be, i felt like a caveman

like when spongebob and patrick time traveled

i’m just keeping it real 🫡

yes but also no, i did the work i needed to but i haven’t turned it in because i have to go over it tomorrow unfortunately

yeah that’s true- what did you do today?

gotcha, i was wondering if you’d go out today

at least you got a rest kind of day before classes this week

you didn’t have any homework at all? 😟

aren’t you a lucky girl, mrs intelligent pants

i feel like i’ve been drowning in homework, there’s always something going on

do you never have assignments that you have to work on a little bit at a time? like long term projects and stuff?

your poor boy is right 😔 but i cant complain because of how dramatic i was being during my winter break

group projects 💔 hopefully you got a good group and you won’t have to do most of the work

did i though 🌚

maybe you’ll end up liking it and your group will be chill- whenever i’m in groups with friends, we never get anything done anyways 😔

also, i’m going to be nice and warn you i have to go to sleep soon

well then you’re cooked, sorry mrs intelligent pants 💔 you’ll get through it by being mrs intelligent pants

but i have work in the morning 🌚

uh huh, that won’t work on me tonight ☝️ i know what you’re doing

you should feel lucky i warned you because my eyes keep closing

i was going to sarcastically agree but that would be cruel

🌚

you know that’s not true though

i’m going to sleep now before you can accuse me of being a wife hater any more 🧏‍♂️

goodnight, my wife who i definitely don’t h ate, i love you and sleep well

hi, my gorgeous wife who thinks i’m the cruelest person ever

i just got home 😮‍💨 i hope your day’s going well so far

i don’t deserve to know how your day’s been because you made up the notion that i’m cruel and evil 🤨

maybe you’re 🫵 the cruel one

okay well if i’m cruel that means you love a cruel man, you’re basically an accomplice to my cruelty 🤨

no you can’t die because it’s not allowed

sorry, i forgot i had to read a chapter of one of my textbooks so i had to do that for a class tomorrow 🌚

and none of my textbooks can have short chapters, they’re always like 50 pages per chapter which i guess it’s normalit’s normal but

okay not sure why it typed it twice

and you’re gonna be mad at me and what i’m about to do is cruel but i have to go to sleep </3 i have to wake up extra early tomorrow because i just remembered i have to get gas before i go to class

i’m sorry 💔 goodnight my gorgeous and amazing wife, i love you and sleep well

yeah, well good morning

well it’s definitely night time for me now

how was your day?

well that’s good that it wasn’t boring- my day’s gone by super fast, so the opposite of yours

but looking back on it, it’s been a long day

just the usual, i wouldn’t say anything fun but not anything un-fun either

just a neutral day i guess, did you get up to anything fun?

oh that sounds like a good time, i’m glad you had fun

sorry sorry sorry, i’ve had two days of exams and i’m going through it

i didn’t mean to disappear

hi baby

i’m doing alright, i don’t know- how are you doing?

a snoopy plush and salt and pepper set? now i have to look up snoopy salt and pepper sets because i have no idea what those would look like