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I wanted you on my team but guess I wasn't fast enough. 😂
me and @joshdunwithyou. I got a few requests, but I didn't trust any of them.
I had never heard of their accounts before.
I simply didn't,know them.
I'm not sure if I really wanna do it. I hope not rounds.
hello fellow mate of my team
btw we are going to KILL THIS
THIS IS AMAZING
also helloooo
i am v excite for olympics my head is gonna explode
haha ya imm change my name when i take it again lmao💕
I'm glad I'm not the only one shamefully addicted to Agar.io 😂 Or maybe I am the only one....
IDK IM NOT GOOD WITH NAMES!!
ooh i would thatd be nice id be the epitome of aesthetic
oml people who say cray cray are my poison
:0 youre my poison
wait i got it. team cray cray
BYE
ooh ooh. the arianators
cringe city
emo cri *mcr plays in the background* when i was, a young boy
YES TEAM CRAY CRAY ARIANATORS IM DEAD
when u are hit with MCRX feels
YESSSS with a pastel filter
oof even i am cringing
NEVER
y'all. pastel ari my bae
look ill even make the collage for the pitch
CHLÖE TAKE MY QUIZ DO IT DO IT
I MADE ONE DO IT
DO IT
ARE YOU STILL AWAKE
DONT FALL ASLEEP ON ME NOW
When it first came out I would play it all of the time. It's soooo addicting! But I played it on my chrome book that I had for school so when summer came along I stopped playing it (maybe that was better for my mental health😂) but I recently got it on my phone again so now I'm addicted all over again.
we are geniuses
look at my effort
i wanna do it so bad lol but also it terrifies me
i drink effort juice for breakfast
i blaze it even when its not 4:20
IM TOO TIRED TO FIGHT IM AN OLD PRUNY LADY AT THIS HOUR
AND I MADE MY QUIZ HĖLLA HARD SO I SHALL SOMEWHAT FORGIVE YOU IF YOU SUCKS ATS THE QUIZS
Yeah, well my only option is my phone sooooo that probably explains why I'm so bad
oh nooo i am sorry
am i allowed to blaze it at 4:20 am tho
at the disco
but I have no clue what the name should be right now I'm as useless as a walrus with no limbs
ah I love being Dan
we should probably come up with an artsy name too
in case our aesthetic™ is overwhelming lol
WHY ARENT U TAKING MY QUIZ YOU PIECE OF SALAMI
oh I take back my harsh salami insult then
I also had to google how to spell salami
f for effort
^ wait ok but what if we were team salami
YES TEAM SALAMI I LIKE IT
not even pulling ur toes
YUS IM THE SPICE YOU ARE THE SAUSAGE 😏😏😏😏👌👌👌
o shît waddup btw invading this comments section of mine
ALSO CHLÖE I AM ASHAMED THAT YOU FLUNKED THE FIRST TIME BUT I ALSO ADDED SOME IMPOSSIBLE QUESTIONS SO IM GLAD THAT YOU WERE ABLE TO FIX THEM WITH ONE MORE TRY
like dámn it's so cold in here
congrats my bestest pal omg lol lol
wowza when I get tired this is what happens to me I gET IRRITATING but I like it
HOW DO YOU KNOW I FLUNKED THE FIRST TIME EH WHCIH ONE DO YOU THINK WAS MY FIRST TRY??
t e a m s a l a m i
u r welcome AND BECAUSE I JUST KNOW
t e a m s a l a m i g o n n a s p i c e u p y o u r l y f e
we gotta do it now oml
I CAN SENSE IT
dude I'm past tired like I'm not even tired I'm so tired [lOgIc{
));/)
dood what's weird is that I feel like it's been almost three years that we've been ol' pals
we gotta do whaaaaaat nowwwww
have a dance rave
SAME
*flails*
*thrusts*
*head butts*
that's actually longer than I can keep a friend irl sO YAY FOR TOLERATING ME
it prolly has been that long. I cringe at how I used to talk and act on here
i wanna have a dance rave that sounds lit
like what a weirdo amirite
glad I finally became normal 🙄
AND FOR ME TOLERATING YOUUUU because it's usually me who ends friendships because everyone gets on my nerves (that sounds awful but I don't do it in a mean way promise with my pinky toes) but you've never once annoyed me and that's a first fir anyone because I am one irritable can of beans so you're a special one
dude rave it up
possibly thE CHOSEN ONE
i can see it now: team salami
*throws salami like money*
with salami as the background
I am LE CHOSEN ONE INDEED but yeah thernks fer terllerating mer
but I am very annoying so I disagree with that
salami squad hitting the streets like pew pew
salamis on the background and as pngs everYWHERE
i didnt even know salami pngs were a thing but THEY ARE
nope u r special friend
three years is an eternity haha I say that we are guacamole sisters
AND YES SALAMI RAVE
heh I am special look at my icon
ur icon oml yes
but yay I have outlasted all your other friendships
THAT IS SCARY
who would of thought a 30 year old cheeto farmer could meet such a loving fren
IM TRYNA GO TO BED IN A FEW MINUTES STOP GIVING ME NIGHTMARES
ur icon is me
i am salami
salami is love salami is life
ok imma ask ipseity and voguebby about team salami
stop... salami time
DuDe yOu WeAkLing GOING TO BED NOW ITS LIKE 9PM WHERE YOY ARE OR SOMETHING
3 years is like.... a lot of days wow
omg ur icon😱😍
CHEETO FARMER
SONNY THAT IS ME
I GROW ARTIFICIAL CHEESE CROPS
lol
also every time I see my icon I start laughing
omg lol😂
i have asked them both :0 hope they reply lol
it's like Evan Peters is saying all of the things that I'm commenting
WAT NO YOU CANT STEAL MY JOB HOW ELSE WILL I FEED MY PET RABBIT STEVEN
and I just said I wanted us to have a salami mascot named Marty
i want everyone to be on board the salami train before the engine starts
what did i just say excuse me
YOU ANIMAL YOU CANT STEAL A CREEPY GUYS JOB LIKE THAT 😭😭😭😭
TOOT TOOT I AM ABOARD
is there a punishment to those who don't board
choo choo chewa chewa chewa chewa choo choo
ha get it like chewing salami
wow I'm such a gr8 m8
chugga chugga choo choo
I love all ur edits btw
ALSO I NEED THE MONEY FOR MY GIRAFFE NAMED MARGO AND MY DEAD PARROT NAMED PETER PARKER
yeah the punishment is having to look at Evan Peters for 2 days oh wait you have already gave me that hèll
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW
PETER PARKER NO HE IS ACTUALLY MY SWEEPER I USE HIS DEAD CORPS TO GET RID OF THE DUST OFF OF MY CHEETOS BEFORE SELLING THEM TO THE BIG CHEESE
HIS FACE WAS SENT BY ANGELS
I AM BLESSING YOUR EYE SOCKETS
I THOUGHT I NOTICED SOMEBODY KEPT MOVING POOR PETEY BUT WHO KNEW AFTER ALL THIS TIME IT WAS YOU
yes Thomas the salami
NEVEE HE JUST LOOKS LIKE HE IS CONSTANLTY NEEDING A SHÏT EITH HIS CREEPY ÀSS FACE
YEAH WELL THOSE ANGELS WETE STOOPID
OH YEAH I WENT THERE HONEY
I HATE U
He must get all the trains at the station. sliding on then tracks like choo choo ladehs
i dont know what you mean
UR NOT INVITED TO THE WEDDING ANYMORE
I HAVE BURNED UR INVITATION MALICIOUSLY
I don't know what I mean either half the time tbh
cause imma wizard
also imma hit the hay now got lots of Cheetos to farm tomorrow
OH YEAH WHOSE WEDDING YOU AND OL LIZARD YELLOW SLIMY FACE MCGEE
I WENT THERE AGAIN
hit the hay
you mean
the Cheetos hay
and dude it's like 4am here nearly
you weakling
you lamppost
you door knob
you leaf
you shelf
you eyeliners
you bees
you dinosaurs
but fine I better hit some hay also
I couldn't fall asleep so I came back on to see this absolute mess
also HOW DARE YOU PEASANT
I'm keeping him as my icon foreverz now
I'll also make sure to use him in as many edits as possible just so ur eyes can never rest from dat true beauty
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