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EWH OKAY OKAY YOU WIINN *hides*
YAYYY *hugs*
*hugs* CAN I GO BACK TO HIDING NOOOOWWWWW
NOOOO *holds you*
whhhyyy *puts head on your shoulder then blows on your neck*
beeecccaaauuuseee *chuckles*
because whhhyyy *pulls shirt over head*
because I said so *smiles*
because you said so whhhyy *pouts*
because I don't want you tooo *makes you smile*
fiiinnee but only because you're my cuddle source for now *pokes head out and hugs*
yaaayyy cuddles *hugs*
cuddles are da bomb *messed with your hair*
especially Matisse cuddles
ew my cuddles are nasty like my name
noooo lies
fine whatever I'm not gonna argue
yaaayyy *hugs*
*laughs and hugs back*
*blows on your hand* giggly
(sorry my sister was giving me a piggyback ride) that feels funny dweeb
thanks dweeb
my puppy has a growth or something by her ear..
oh no...
fxck boooyyy...
matissseeeeee
why is everybody using my full name nooowww
fiiiinnnneeee maaattttyyyyy
yaaayyyyyyyyy i is loneeellllyyy
meeeee toooooo I needs the cuddles...do you have any Matty cuddles?
yeeesss do you have the Evan cuddles?
yeeeeeessss
yeeesss okay come here theeennn
*waddles over to you*
heyo *hugs*
*hugs*
*rubs your back* how do you feel?
good...I think
whaddya mean?
idk how to feel...honestly the only thing that would make me happy...is ash being happy...
she seems happy right now. so you should be happy
She told me she was awful though...and told me it was complicated...
when?
Last post...not too long ago...
hmm. well..will cuddles or being thrown into a pool cheer you up?
maybe...
hmm. let's test it out then?
ok
alright *picks you up and drops you in pool*
ππ *screams* WEEEEEEE
haaahhh I got you wet π
*splashes you* now your wet
ewwwww I'm telling hunttteeerrrrrrr
hahahhahaha
you're meeeaaann *pouts*
I'm sowwy *hugs*
ish ohtay fxck boy *hugs*
yay *smiles* cwuddles?
yesh. of course little bro
yeeeesh *tackle hugs*
*laughs and hugs back* well hello there
hewwo *smiles and tickles chu*
*giggles and squirms* Evan that tiiicckkllleesss
that's the poiiinnntttt *continues tickling chu*
what did I doooooo *laughs and tries to get away*
you got me weeetttt
but you splashed me and got me back!
but tickles is forever *tickles*
*squirms* stoooppp please mercy! *laughs and falls on floor*
*laughs* fiiiine *jumps on your back*
now what do you waannntt *laughs*
piggy back ride!
okay *stands up* where to?
DISNEY WORLD
OKAY *runs to Disney world*
ππ *screams* GIDDY UP HORSIE!!!
OKAY OKAY *runs to adventure land*
WOOOHOOO
OKAY YOU WANNA START WITH SPACE MOUNTAIN?!
YEEEEEAAAAHHHH
YAAAAASSS *jumps line and puts you down* LEZZGO
YAAAYYY BEST VACATION EVEEEERRE
YES!!! NEXT WE GO TO EPCOT!!
what?
it's another Disney world park
Never heard of it
it's the one with the building that looks like a giant golf ball
π±π±π± GIANT GOLF BALL PLACE!!!
HECK YEEEESSS *spins in circles*
*laughs* IM DIZZZYYYY
SOOORRRYYY *laughs and grins*
ππ it's okay *puts my chin on top of your head*
is my head comfy? *looks up*
ππ *smiles* yes, yesiritos auto square
what? *laughs* I don't speak gibberish that well*
ππ it's a commercial dummy
I've never seen thaaaatttt *pouts*
"YES SIRITOS AUTO SQUARE" is the commercial for cars...I think *squishes your face*
oh, well I live in Texas not California *laughs and attempts to lick your hands*
*squeezes your cheeks* true, true
mhhhmmm and that hurts Evan...they're still badly bruised
aww...your daddy is a meanie *pouts*
I know he is..but don't pout. kk bubba?
whyyyy it's saaadddd
it doesn't mater thoouughhh *tickles your feet*
*giggles* yeeesssnit dooeeessss your my big sissy...and he hurt you...
*it
it's okay thooouuugghh *tickles your feet more* because I have my little fxck boy in shining armor to make me laugh
you also have Mr.Skittlehead
I know I do πππ
ππ don't hiiiiideee
why noootttt *pulls shirt over face*
becauseeeeb I said soooo
you're meeaaannnn *pokes head out and pouts*
fine becaauussseee I wuv chuuuu
I wuv chu tooooo
but I wuv chuuu mooorrrreeee
okay I dun wanna arguuueeee
why because chu wuv Hunterrrr mooossstttteeesssttttt
yeeeeeessshhh my wittle skittle baaabbbyyyy π±π
ππ how did I know that? πππππ
because I just told you π€·π»ββοΈππ»
π I mean before you told me
because he's my baaabbbbyyyyπ
yeah duuuuhhh
mhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm *hides under blanket*
*hides under blanket with you*
nuu *laughs*
why not *smiles
I dunno *smiles a bit*
*nuzzles my head into your neck*
*smiles and plays with your hair*
*giggles blows on your cheek*
what's that for? *smilesI
I feel like it *blows on your forehead*
it feels funny *laughs*
that's good! *licks your nose*
ewww
π ewww you
you mean *laughs*
I know *laughs*
ugh *smiles and hugs*
*hugs* ugh what?
you're stubborn *laughs*
faamm
faammm
famfam
famfam
hai
hai
wazzup
nm making edits
fun
yeah
mhm
βΊοΈ
why that face
idk I felt like using it π
mk π
ππ
haaaiii
haaiiiii
patriots or falcooonnnssd
FALCONS BECAUSE PATRIOTS CHEEEAAAATTTTEEEDDDD
SAAMMMEEE BUT MY STUPID SISTER IS ROOTING FOR THE PATRIOTS AND AUGH
AUGH YAAAS IKRRR
UGH THE PATRIOTS ARE GONNA JINX THE TEXANS STADIUM
AUUUGHHH NOOO
I KNOOOWWW
π±π± it's horribllleeee
yep
yeeeeeeeeeet
auuuggghhhh heeelllppp
with whaaatttt
my dog made my eye start to swell shut and I'm about to leave for a paarrttyty
oh noooo what happenedddd
she fell on my face...
oh my π
she's heavy...Abby and I got hacked...
Yeah I saw (the hacker said Abs' full name...)
they didn't have it right though...
Truuuueeeee
uggghhh I wanna go hooommme π€
where are chuuuu
at a super bowl party at my parents church..my kinda friend made me come and my mom left me...my phone's dead and I can't call my mom..
aww I'm sorry
...I'm having a freaking panic attack...she won't answer her texts....I don't wanna be stuck here another two hours...
aww...that's horrible
....kill me....
no...you'll survive...
...can't...π
...I'll distract chuuu...
...okay...
...mkay...π
...okay....
whatcha wanna dooo
anything...
wanna play t or d?
sure...you wanna start..?
alright
okay...t or d
Truth
middle name
Max
nice
mhm. t or d?
t
favorite hobby?
binge watching. t or d
d
luck the nearest object
ok
I meant lick oops
ππππ»
did you do iiittt
yeah
mk
t or d?
t
besides Abs...best friend?
you...t or d
π I never saw that one coming ππ umm...D
I dare you to hump a wall
ππ ok
good luck π
that was hard...ππ
ππππ
ππ t or d
t
hmm...what do you hate about me?
I dunno. t or d
fine. d
hmmm go spam a random account
ok
have fun π
I finished
alright
t or d?
d
I dare you to attempt an aerial
what's an aerial?
a one handed cartwheel
I can barley do a normal cartwheel anymore and I'm injured!
ππ you saiiddd daarrreee
TRUTH
TOO LAAATTTEEE
UGH I FELL π
ππ that's the pooiiiinnnttt
t or d
D
WALK ON YOUR HANDS
I CAN DO THIS!
THEN DO IT
I DID IT!!! YAYYY
GOOD JOB
YAYYYY!!! T or D
t
favorite sport?
trap and skeet. t or d
dddddd
put coconut oil on your feet and walk around
ππ I can't my mom would kiiilll meee
do it on carpet ππ
I cannnttt
you have toooo I had to attempt an aerial!
I'll get in trouuubbbllleeee
Fine then take off your pants and wear them on your head till it's 8 for you
fiiiinnneee
haaahhh
ππ
did you do it
yeah
niiicceee
ππ
hmmm whaddya wanna do now
idk bs?
OOHH yes π
ππ
we should try to get ash to join us π±π±
π± I dunno if she's on rn
well boo heeerrr
YAYYY
OOHHH YAS π
At least I'm hella cute
are we gonna play or noottt
yeees sorry
πππ€£π€£
okay Evan you start π
I HATE the Patriots, I suck at edits π, I'm super inspirational
noooope
3?
3
OOHH I got it right!
^ I am noooottttt
yugh?
WHATS YUGH MEAN
XD
who's going neeexxxxttt
mattyyyyy
1) I have a scar that says fml, sorry, and help 2) I have ate frog legs before 3) I have bent nerves in both my eyes
2
yes π
π±π±π±π± 1ST TRY Y'ALLS
XP
Abby's turn!
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MY TUURRRNNN
I hate school, I made the All-Star basketball team, and I hate Pringles
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