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I don't really know we've done every RP that's ever existed
Maximum Ride roleplay. hurhru.
of course
imma make my bio
GOTTEM. mkay. so is I
brb
(HURHRU IT WAS ALL I COULD THINK OF CAUSE IM ON BOOK THREEEEEEEEE YEET)
(I've read all of them 12 times each )
(oh geez.$
(*))
(YOYOYO)
( r we all gonna be in le flock together already, or naaaahhhhhhhh)
(EEYYYYYYYY)
(nah)
(okie. mythic since your bio says roleplay to find out le name, I assume the same goes for u?)
(ye)
(Doot)
(y'know what'd be funny? if we all switched icons. XD it'd be confuzzling)
-begin roleplay-
(also I'm sixteen now. THE FREAKING AGE DIFFERENCE BUGS ME)
*Is sitting in le treh takin Lan naps*
*runs through the forest, knowing I've already lost the government agents who were chasing me*
(starting off intense)
*Buys a hot dog from a convience store, noticing some STRANGE looking people outside*
(Napping, being chased by the government, and buying a hotdog. MY LIFE IN A NUTSHELL)
(jk)
(about the buying a hotdog part)
*i slow down and catch my breath, tuck in my wings and put my sweatshirt on, then walk into the same store as Le echo*
*Realizes... DEY BE ERASSSSEEEEERRRRRRSSSS, and almost drops my food* Crud...
*I open my eyes and see some strange hoomans in some strange cloths and realize dey be erasers* Frick..... *I hop down and start to run away from dem*
*see her in a state of panic and glances out to where's she's looking* They followed me.. *keeps sweatshirt unzipped just in case and hides around the corner*
*I run into town and into the same convinient store as u boiz with my hood up and my sweatshirt Zipped just in Le case*
(actually imma remake my bio brb)
*Slowly walks toward the back of the store, trying to avoid drawing attention to myself*
(mkay)
*A few of the erasers start walking towards the store*
*I take some jerky and some granola from the shelves and go to check out*....
Eraser boi: *Walks into the store and puts my hoodie down and grabs my arm and drags me backwards* Me: Hey!! Let go of me!! *I kick him and he lets go and I run and hide behind one of the shelves paniced*
*One of them signals to the others who stayed behind* ... *I frantically look for a way out*
Eraser boi 2:*Looks at me suspiciously*
*i see Eraser Boi attack her and come up behind him, completely silent and unnoticed, while quietly pulling off my sweatshirt*
Eraser boi: C'mon 11 where are you? I know your here!! *Hases evil look on his face* Me: *I put my hood up and I run out of the store swiftly and quietly and goes into Lan ally way and hides behind dumpster*
*kicks Eraser Boi down swiftly, pinning him against the counter easily* What are you doing here?
Eraser boi 2:*Walks toward me* Excuse me miss, but- *He gets cut off, because I spin around in a roundhouse kick, hitting him in the stomach*
(imma be like max and have a history with one of the erasers and it might as well be Eraser Boi 1)
(ALL THE ERASERS BE NAMED ERASER BOI)
(name him Ace or somethin)
(that's a good idea thank)
Eraser boi: Well 12 is here too. *Kicks back at Andy knocking her off of him and punches her*
*Kicks le eraser again, and le eraser turns into le wolf form*
(brb)
I have a name, you little– *dodges the punch and grabs him by the neck, throwing him backwards over the counter, hitting the glass and shattering it*
(Ans you need to be eraser boi 3 and make him go after meh) *I is still hiding behind Lan dumpster*
Eraser Boi 3: *walks by the dumpster, suspicoose*
(ok)
Eraser boi: Tsk! *Gets up and charges at Andy and kicks her in the stomache knocking her over*
*Is panicked and still has hoodie up and doesnt notice eraser boi 3*
*hits head hard against the counter behind me* You... *stands up, fist clenched* Why are you here?
Eraser Boi 3: *hears her, peers head around the top* Hello, 13.
(Thomas Sanders made a 'cash me ousside howbowh dat' joke in his new video and I'm just... XD)
(wait i thought mythic was 11. u were twelve. so I figured I was 13)
Eraser boi: Because you three have developed some uneek skill that you weren't supose to get, now we need you three back for testing *Smiles evily at Andy*
(fine.) 11*
AAAHHH!!! *Runs past him and onto the side walk and no one notices bc now its night all of a sudden*
(IM SLERY.) Eraser Boi 2: 13 is here! That's all of them! *Punches me in the shoulder*
And they sent you? That was such a bad idea. *punches him hard in the jaw*
Eraser Boi 3: *chases her, tackling her to the ground and pinning her down*
(we all know that Andy x Ace is going to happen here eventually because that's my thing)
Eraser boi: *Punches so hard Andy falls to the ground* Tsk!
(I just realized I'm fighting myself. Anyone wanna switch Eraser Boi roles?)
*I start to struggle then I knee him in the stomache and get up and run off into the depths on the darkness*
(FRICK ANOTHER TWO A NAMES THAT ARE HARD TO SHIP)
(WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THIS, Sage I'll switch with u)
(frick I died)
(mkay)
*lays there entirely limp, barely breathing*
Eraser boi: Thats what you get for not cooperating with me Andy... *Goes over to her*
Eraser Boi 3:(dat name doe. it makes them seem less scary XD ty mythic! It's amazing!) *Runs in the direction Sypri went*
(HOLY FRICK THE SHIP NAME CAN BE AY!!!)
*I punch him in the arm, then dash toward the exit*
(YASSSSSSSSSSS)
(ayyyyyyyy)
*Spreads my wings and takes off trying to catch my breath*...
(thats pretty good)
*sits up suddenly, punches him hard, standing up and backing away*
(*Face palms*)
Eraser Boi 3:*Walks back in to the store* 11 got away.
Eraser Boi 2: *throws you down, pinning you to the ground with the sole of his shoe*
(ayyyyyy lmào)
Eraser boi: *Arm is probableh broken* AAAHH!! *Holds his shoulder in pain*
And that's for being a bxtch. *unfurls wings halfway and runs out the back*
Hey! I'm trying to escape here! *I roll away, and quickly get to my feet*
Eraser boi 4: *Shoots my shoulder with a shot gun while im flying and i fall* I got her!!!
(I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEME IS FROM BUT IT IS EXTREMELY HARD NOT TO SAY)
(iDubbbz)
Eraser boi 2:Good! Now they won't kill us!
(idk what that is. Also not sure if I want to know)
Eraser Boi 2: *chases chu*
Eraser boi 4: *Walks back to the rest of the Erasers carrying me over his shoulder* I got 11
(just search Behind The Meme iDubbbz and you will understand)
(also, 2 already exists)
*As soon as I get out the door, I spread my wings to their full span of about 13 feet, and take off*
(oops. I meant three. )
(kkkk)
*takes off, full span of 15 FEET (I win) and flies somewhat near Echo*
(for some reason that just made me imagine a rap version of my irl name)
(XD you just put that in my hed now i have ideas Sage!)
Not today losers!
(FFFRRRRRRIIIIIIICCCCCKKKKKKK)
(what did)
(but dont say my irl name. When u said kkkk ash.)
Eraser boi 4: *Sets me down and I is still uncontious* One of you take her back to the school.
(ohh XDDD)
Eraser boi 3:What about the others?
Eraser Boi 5: *shoots Le me and hits me in the shoulder, I fall, landing violently on the pavement*
(IM BRITISH AND I WALK ON THE PAVEMENT)
(yeet)
Eraser boi 4: We can get them later! Me: *I quickly get up and runs off and unfurrels my wings to a full span of 16 ft (Nope i win) and takes off*
*Flies faster* I'm not gonna make it...
Eraser boi: Dxmn it!
*not unconscious but almost, I try to get up but fail because I am le weak*
Eraser boi 3:*Shoots my wing, and I fall*
(HELLO FWEND)
(WEVE BEEN FOUND. EVERYONE RUN)
(XD)
(*hides*)
*I land on a smol bush, unconcious*
(NO TODAY!)
(Not*)
(*dives in bleach pool from when I needed lots of bleach*)
(In the words of Roman Torchwick, "Somebody kill her!")
(NOT TODAY)
Eraser Boi 2: Theyre all down!
Eraser boi 3:*Carries le me over to the other eraser boiz* She's not waking up any time soon.
Eraser Boi 2: We'll get her next time, she can't hide long. Just get 12 and 13 and let's go
*I is tired and I fall alseep while flying and fall to le ground scraping my arm and knee on the pavement of le road but doesnt knows it bc am is aslep
Eraser Boi 3: (Eraser boi four's name)! Go get her! She fell!
(I think Raven evaporated. Or he makin a bio)
(probs a bio. BTW, THERE ARE NO OP OR DEMONS. JUST MAXIMUM RIDE AVIAN GENETIC CHARACTERS)
Eraser boi 4: Tsk! (Norman... Just because) *Runs over to meh and picks meh ups and is walking back with me over his shoulder AGAIN*
(oh hi)
(GSAP THOU LIVES)
(YOU HAVE RECEIVED A JAR)
(*Steals jar* MINE HUSS HISSS!!!!)
(hiss*)
(I KNOW I GOT YOUR EMAIL. ALSO SHALL WE TIME SKIP)
(sure)
<Le time skip bc I don't know WHY TA HECK NOT>
*wakes up, blood running down the side of my head, in a wire dog cage in *dundundunnn* THE SCHOOL*
*Is aslep in le wired dog cage with my arm and knee still scraped*
(XD ASH WHYYYY) *Is still unconcious, nearby*
(WHAT DID I DO)
("dundundunnn THE SCHOOL")
(Oh)
*wakes up, vision blurred*
(that was great. *Applause*)
*i yell out* LET ME. THE FXCK. OUT. NOW.
(I am tired)
(PROFAMITY CHILD) *My vision clears* No, NO. NO! Not again... *I see the door open nearby, and... GSAP. WHITECOATS*
*I snap awake and then realize where I am* NO NO NO NO NO!!! *I start to tremble*
(I thought it was funny. THIS ROLEPLAY CANT BE TOO SERIOUS WE NEED JULIAN MEMES)
(I gtg in a bit plus... PROFAMITY ALL I WANT)
(lool I'll stop)
(wait what is gsap from)
(NO. RAVEN)
(Nah. u do whatev, I'm not sensitive to profamity, I just point it out) Le EEEEVIL WHITECOAT:11, 12, and 13.
(HAVE YOU READ MAXIMUM RIDE)
(HOLD ON I SHALL EXPLAIN GSAP)
(YOU HAFTA BEEN AN AVIAN, NO OP NO DEMONS NO GHOULS JUST AVAIANS AND ERASRES)
(*Le GSAP*)
(NO)
(BECAUSE. YOU HAFTA BE AN AVIAN OR AN ERASRES)
(GUYS THIS IS LAN RP!! HE CAN BE WHAT EVR HE WANTS TO BE!! ITS LIEK AND ANIME AND A BOOK SERIES COME TO LYF AND MERGED!!)
(NO)
(I AM STUBBORN AND I SAY NO)
(IM STAYIN OUTTA THIS)
(WELP I AM ALSO STUBBORN AND I SAYS YES!!)
(GOOD IDEA BCUS I AM ABOUT TO BECOME VERY DEFENSIVE)
Eveil whitecoat boi: Sypri, Andy, and Echo is what you call yourselves now?
We aren't just numbers, you jerk!
(NO)
(AVIAN HUMAN OR ERASER OR NO RP FOR YOU)
(also, there ya go. gsap explained)
(ok lool)
Tsk! *I look away* Are you here to just poke at us again? *Rolls eyes*
Eveil Whitecoat boi:Please answer the question. Are you three Sypri, Andy, and Echo, or not?
Yes. *leans against the wire, being a grumpy pants*
(RAVEN I AM GOING TO THROW ALL THE BOOKS AT YOU UNTIL YOU READ THEM)
(THEY HAVE YOU CHAINED UP ANYWAY ITS THE SCHOOL)
*Still has back turnsed and doesnt know whats goings on*
(YOU ARE ILLEGAL AND ARE NOT ALLOWED)
(why tho)
Whitecoat:*The knife goes right through, as if he is a hologram* That won't work.
(Thats dumb)
(SAGE DONT ENCOURAGE IT)
(YOU ARE ILLEGAL AND I AM BEING TERRITORIAL AND IF YOUVE EVER SEEN ME BE TERRITORIAL YOU KNOW HOW BAD I GET)
(READ THEM AT SCHOOL)
(ASH IF YOU DONT STOP WE'LL KICK YOU OUT OF THE RP!!!!)
(also you might wanna warn Chris about how territorial I get •w• and that I will murder anyone who hurts him)
(NO IVE BEEN IN FLORIDA)
(Smells liek a yandere)
(HEY I DIDNT AGREE TO THIS. ASH, RAVEN CAN LIVE HIS LIFE HOW HE WANTS. RAVEN, THE CLOSEST YOU CAN GET TO A DEMON (but still stay true to the books) IS AN ERASER. NOW STOP FIGHTING.)
(lool that's meh)
(YOU ARE AN ERASER AND THEY SERVE THE SCHOOL AND ATTACK US NOT THEM)
(ALSO YOU CANT KICK ME OUT ITS IMPOSSIBLEH)
*I go uncontious bc of tiredness* *Bleh is aslep nows*
(I AM DEFENSIVE ABOUT MY FANDOMS)
Whitecoat hologram boi:*Disappears*
(*Trys not to laugh at that question*)
(you can be an Avian that's turned to the school and attacked us. Otherwise you are just mean)
(I'm only on the third book, but I don't think so?...)
(I am hyper I took a 7 hour nap in the car .3.)
(I am the sensei of all things Maximum Ride)
(and being mean is ok but you can't fight the school they have technology from the future it's impossible to hurt them)
(like you teamed with them against us)
(Can we all forget that we just argued?)
(RAVEN CAN BE ERASER BOI 4!!!!!!)
(wait we argued)
-pause the RP because now I feel bad-
NO!!!
IM SORRY
I WAS HARSH
NO FRIEND STAY ;-;
NO YOU SHOULD NOT
Raven please go off of private
IF ANYONES LEAVING ITS ME
^^^
Raven...
OH DEAR. I BROKE HIM AGAIN.
SERIOUSLY ASH! *Is triggored*
NO. NO MORE FIGHTING.
I SEEM TO BE THE BASE OF MARS' PROBLEMS. IMMA GO
;-; my group of friends is falling apart...
I just
I don't know anymore
I have a really bad habit of making people mad or making them feel bad and I don't know when I do and I guess this was one of those times I was just joking around
Ash stop being liek that ok. Ravens on private and im mad for SOME reason. Mabey we are just kinda tired but nah...
It's not your fault, it's not Ravens. It's not anyones.
don't lie
we all know I did it this time
Bois i'll brb imma have a smol talk with Raven
?? What ??
Le sad song makin me cry
listen to I Wouldn't Mind by He is We
We can't let one small arguement ruin our entire friendship, guys.
we wouldn't. Mars is stronger than that.
But I did cause it unintentionally this time.
Yeah. We became friends because of roleplay, and I don't want our friendship to end over a roleplay.
Ash, you would not believe how many times I have accidently offended people. Almost daily.
srry accidentally deleted lol
Google Hangouts
ok. I'll be right back in a second.
k
I don't have that and can't get it.
it's a google app it's on the computer too
I have a question for you
My computer is slow. and my tablet is pure evil.
I may or may not have an answer, depending on the question.
do you think I'm sad
what do you mean by sad?
like.. not sad sad. depressed sad.
Not really. You seem depressed at rare times, but usually you seem happy.
good.
*Le internet hug for u*
means I'm hiding it well.
*Le internet hug Raven, le internet hug Ash*
I can't dream. I just don't get dreams...
I'm not helpful. I try so hard to make everyone happy, and keep it that way. It works for a while, but then eventually everyone is sad again. Right now everyone is sad, and I don't know how to cheer them up...
gtg guys bai
Raven, it isn't your fault, nor is it Ash's.
*Jumps on Raven* NOT TODAY!!
No.
Doot
Guys, I'm going to sleep. Ash and Raven and Mythic, I apologize for not being able to cheer you guys up.
Guys its just a roleplay. There was no point to be sad. That was just Ash being... Ash... She felt bad and she didnt wanna make you feel bad Raven. I care about you and so does Ash and Sage (Especialy me). I just hope you know that Raven...
I'm so, so sorry...
Raven you wanna rp on hangouts?
Maybe in the morning we can start over with this roleplay. We could turn it into our version of the Maximum Ride books.
Yeet
Goodnight.
Raven can u plz go off of private?
<Around an hr latr> *I wakes up*
(I forgot it is Saturday.)
(XD)
*My wing has a large bandage on it from when an eraser shot it*
(yeah)
There's no way out of here, you know that, right?
*I use the metal wires of the cage to stand up and my legs are shakey* H-Hey are you ok?!? *I look at Dadreas*
Who did what? Are you asking who turned us all into mutants? That'd be the whitecoats.
*I am leaning against the cage* Why are we here again? *I shake my hed* OH WAIT BC WE ARE FREAKS AND CANT BE TRUSTED IN SOCIATY!!!
They said something... the erasers. They said something important.
Wh-What did the erasers say?!?
(now I actually have to go to sleep. *internet hugs to both you guys*)
something about new skills. I don't know.
Hmm...
(Raven did u die?)
(Friend plz come back ;-;)
(Sage stop being sad)
(Im awake)
(I'm in the hotel breakfast room. I won't be on for long)
(Ok. Also, do you remember the question you asked me yesterday?)
(ye)
(same question to you.)
(no. you don't. in the rare occasion (like before) yeah, but otherwise no)
(ok)
(.3.)
(:3 just curious)
(I has a cinna rool)
(CAN YOU BRING ME BACK A CINNA ROLL?!??!!)
(^^^)
(NO I ATE THEM ALL. also I gtg might be on tonight baiiiiiii
(thats a cinna roll)
(bai)
So who are you? *I look at Dadreas*
(YOYOYO!!)
(HEY IM AT THE LIBRARY)
(Boiz?)
(yeet)
(sup doggos)
(FINALLY SOMEONE IS ONLINE)
(I just got home. .3.)
(cinna roll)
(sorry I ate it)
(Mythic was on two hours ago then didn't say anything, and I haven't seen Raven today.)
(did you see my cinna roll remix)
(yes XD)
(and idk about them)
(I GOT THE SEVENTH MAXIMUM RIDE MANGA AND ITS AMAZING AND IMMA SEND THE FULL SERIES TO YOU)
(hurhru)
(PLS DO)
(*sends thru internet*)
(*takes thru internet*)
(READ THEM ALL. ARI LOOKS SCARIER THEN HE SOUNDS IN THE BOOKS)
(imma show you a picture of him from the movie)
(ASH Y)
(yes very much so)
(Ari:*returns for a second* I'm highly offended...)
(herher)
(hurhru)
(SOLD EXCLUSIVELY AT WAL-MART)
(*Drops thousand of pounds of erasers that say ARI on them on your head* ARI ATTACK)
(lool)
(OH MY GOSH. MY IPOD JUST FRICKEN SHOCKED ME AND I HEARD STATIC IN MY EARBUDS DID I BREAK IT)
(THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE TOO ITS FREAKIN WEIRD)
(OW)
(ALSO CALL ME INSANE, BUT I HAVE A STORY)
(STORY TIEM)
(SO THIS REALLY KINDA SCARED ME. I was in the middle of third hour Writing, and I started to get a headache. I closed my eyes for a minute, and when I opened them, half of my right eye was blurry, and I was seeing things that weren't there. I saw gray in the hallway, with a large crowd of black figures(idk what the heck they were) when there was only one person walking by every so often.)
(that's happened to me a few times but it's both my eyes)
(And then after writing, at lunch, I pretty much had a migraine by that point, and my vision wasn't clearing up. Before lunch ended, it had, but the headache stayed. It was really weird. And then I told my dad, on the car ride home from winter guard, and he said "Huh. Weird." and it sounded kinda like he knew something, so now I'm suspicious.)
(GOOGLE IT)
(THAT NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE TO ME THOUGH AND IT SCARED ME I THOUGHT I WAS GOING BLIND)
(.3.)
(Seriously. Whenever I say something like that, my parents give me a vague answer that gives me no help whatsoever. This is probably meaningless, but I asked my mom if I actually had wings(as a joke, bc for some reason me and my sister were joking about that) and she said "Well, you're my angel." LIKE WHAT THE HECK)
(boi now you tell your blindness/hallucination story. YOU SAID THAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU)
(or your parents are just weird)
(I WAS ACTUALLY IN THE WOODS AND I TRIPPED AND MY EYESIGHT WAS BLURRY FOR HOURS AND I KEPT SEEING PEOPLE)
(OH. THATS FLIPPING SCARY. I COULDN'T SEE THE FIGURES CLEARLY, BUT DID YOU ACTUALLY SEE FACES?)
(brb)
(THEY HAD NO FACES)
(OH. AND ALSO IM BACK)
(YAY)
(ALSO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS.)
(WHAT)
(WE KNOW TOO MUCH. THE FACELESS ONES HAVE COME)
-pause the RP because why not-
OH GOFF.
wth does that even mean
what do you mean
what does life mean
.0.
brb gotta eat
mkay
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
brb
back
so I had Mac and cheese and I literally gagged it was disgusting (I hate organic Mac and cheese, which is what my mom buys) and so once my parents left the room I literally fed half to my dog and wrapped the rest in a napkin. I got away with eating only one noodle I am very sneak
so now I'm hiding in my room eating Reese's peanut butter cups and that is my dinner
Raven??
back. Raven what's up?
What happened
You were crying. That's not nothing.
do you want a Reese's cup
Raven. People don't just cry for no reason.
Why were you crying?
I don't believe for a second that it's nothing. Raven, what's wrong?
-nonono pause-
because we care about you
Why you're crying. If you don't tell us, I will have to hug you. I WILL.
kill him
*Hugs* I'm so sorry...
You gonna be ok...?
brb
back
wb. I think Raven evaporated.
yeah
;-; Raven plz dont listen to that bxsterd brother of yours plz
(there are very few youtubers who can make me laugh out loud. Those would be dan and Phil, sometimes Julian, and I started watching Shane
I need food but am not hungry, but also hungry at the same time, and I don't want food. what os wrong with me...
every thing is wrong with u sage
(huehue #Quinnphia)
yeah. i know.
-Resume roleplay...-
Le Whitecoat: *approaches my cage and fricken stabs me with a tranquilizer*
Ya who are you anyways? *I also looks at Dadreas*
(OW)
(what did you do)
(you got stabbed with a tranquilizer. OW.)
(oh)
(YEET! I ALSO WHEN ROLLER SKATNG TODAY AND MET SOME OF THE PHANDOM KIND!!!)
(OHMYGOFF)
(I think I'm dying. I am hungry but if I eat I think I'm going to throw up...)
(same)
*The door of the scary place opens and... BAM. ERASERS*
(YEET!! AND THEY WERE IN THE SAME GRADE AS US!!! THEY WERE LIEK SAGE ME AND YOU MIXED TOGETHER AND SPLIT INTO 3!!!!)
(what is food)
(they sound cool)
(WHERE DO THEY LIVE I NEED TO APPEAR ON THEIR CEILING AND THEN SOMEHOW BECOME FRIENDS)
(I'll add them to the list of people I am slightly less shy of)
(;-; They live 3 or 4 hours away from all of us, mabey even farther)
(SO THAT STUPID INTERNET BLOCKER FRICKING BLOCKS TUMBLR. I AM DYING)
(oh. well nvm then.)
(FRICKITY FRICK FRICK FRACK FFFFFF)
(Tumblr is a bad place. I told you that)
(._. LET ME GRIEVE IN PEACE, PLEASE)
(GERMS)
Whitecoat: They're mutants. They aren't supposed to be out of the facility.
(wb Raven)
Whitecoat boi 2:*Nods in agreement*
TSK!!!!!!!*I turn away from the white coat boi and cross my arms*
(OH HEY... BTW, RAVEN. ERASER BOI 1 IS ACE BUT LIKE, LESS ROMANTIC)
*The other whitecoat boi runs away*
(I CANT DELETE THE COMMENT I JUST MADE IT DOESNT EXIST)
(HE HAD TO MAKE A COMEBACK SOMEHOW)
Eraser boi 3:*Shoots le small tranquilizer dart at all o us*
(*cough* The Mars Flock *Cough*)
(hurhru)
*unconscious, my wings sprawling in an awkward position*
*Le tranquilizer hits meh and I fallzez downs un of contiousness*
(OH MY FRICKING LORD. NO. I SEE WHY YOU DONT LIKE TUMBLR NOW)
(I was scrolling through a Phan page and I saw the title of a post and just like "lol no" and as I was skipping past it I mistakenly read a sentence... WHY DOES THE SKIN FIC EXIST. like, other fandoms have something normal. we have the famous six really weird and inappropriate fan fictions)
(WHERE IS THAT BLEACH POOL)
*Sits in cage* Why can't we be normal... *Faces away from everyone*
(so I found a song and it sounds like a dubstep song we listen to. go listen to Faded by Alan walker)
(I LISTENED TO THAT ONE ITS GOOD!!)
(WAIT I NEVER SAID THAT EITHER)
*Is unconcious because, well, tranquilizer*
*also unconscious*
*^^*
(IT IS THE MOST AMAZING THING I HAVE EVER FRICKING HEARD)
(I love my sister. she brought me a cupcake)
(I love my friends. they make me not sad.)
(ey)
*still unconscious because I am special*
(well that's my job)
(MARS NEEDS A THEME SONG)
*Snaps awake, folding my wings immeadiatly* What happened?!
*I snap awake and quickly sit up* *Notices u and backs up alittle*.... Uhh....
(I DONT KNOW THAT SO WE GONNA USE AN ACTUAL SONG. EVERYONE RECOMMEND IT AND ILL GET IT ON MP3)
(TEEEEEMMMMMIIIIIIEEEEEEE)
(I RECOMMEND EITHER FADED OR I WOULDNT MIND)
(GUYS!! I HAVE A NEW ENEMY I WANNA KILL BUT CANT KILL IT BC REASONS!!!)
*lol unconscious*
(this entire conversation is a mess)
(OMG SAME)
(specifically describe any one thing you are wearing right now. GO.)
(shoot)
(but seriously what should be our song)
(GUYS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(LEGGINGS, SOFT SOCKS, A SHIRT THATS A BIT TOO SMALL, AND MY REGULAR OVERSIZED SWEATSHIRT WITH THE HOGWARTS LOGO ON THE BACK)
*Unfolds wings* I have no idea who any of you are, all I know is that you could be from the School. *I spread my wings* And I'm not going back.
(JEANS, RED TOLEDO ZOO SWEATSHIRT, GREY HARRY POTTER CREST T-SHIRT, A LEATHER-CORD STEAMPUNK BIRD NECKLACE, RED AND YELLOW GRYFFINDOR SOCKS)
*I stand up and rush over to Dadreas* A-Are you ok?!?
*I take off, flying west*
*UNCONSCIOUS, RAWR*
*I land in a tree, about 400 feet away from where you guys are*
(my icon is starting to bother me, brb)
(IN ALL SERIOUSNESS WHAT SHOULD BE OUR THEME SONG)
(much better)
(Also, Ride dubstep remix.)
(k imma look it up)
(Senpai notice me song)
(that would be perfect XD)
(warrior cats edition)
(LOOK UP SENPAI NOTICE ME WARRIOR CATS AND WATCH IT)
(I'm watching it nowH
(ISNT IT GREAT)
(I think we scared Mythic and Raven away)
(yeah)
(I've only seen the intro of the senpai notice me vid.)
(XD it gets dark. like me. I am THE yandere)
(smeels like a yantsundere) *Sits in tree* Hopefully I'm far enough away from the School, that the Erasers won't get here as quickly...
*wakes up slowly, still half-asleep* What happened?
(WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE, LISTEN TO MY •w• PLAYLIST)
Maybe... *I jump out of the tree, falling, then snap open my wings and fly towards you guys again*
(I can't. IM NOT A PART OF THE CHANNEL CURRENTLY SINCE I CANT GET IN)
...? *stands up and tucks my wings in*
(YOU DONT NEED TO BE ON THE CHANNEL ITS A PUBLIC PLAYLIST)
(it's a bunch of songs that make me realize how lonely I am)
*I stop, far enough away that no one can see me fold my wings, then I walk toward you guys* Who are you three?
(ASH I WILL FIND A WAY BACK TO THE CHANNEL AND DELETE THAT PLAYLIST IF IT HURTS YOUR FEELINGS)
I'm Andy... who are you?
(but then I realize I'm actually not lonely and it's artificial feelings)
*I decide to say a fake name* Sage. (hurhru)
*glares at her, suspicious* Don't lie to me.
(I sometimes feel sad and depressed for no reason. Then I remember I have friends, unlike 2nd grade me)
(sometimes all I want is a long hug where I can just cry into their shoulder.)
I've kinda had to lie my entire life. Echo.
(ALAN WALKER IS MY NEW FAVORITE ARTIST. OMGOFF)
(sometimes all I want is for certain memories to fade away from my mind. I've seen things, that I shouldn't have seen at the age I saw them.)
Don't worry, I get it. I have too. *i pull my sweatshirt over my wings and run my hand through my messy blonde hair*
(I have seen things I shouldn't have seen ever. )
(being a stalker has its cons)
Yeah. Wait... *I recognize you* You were at the convienience store. When the Era- monsters attacked. How'd you get here? I*I assume you is hooman*
(Same. I was stalking people, and... well... let's just say we're not the only roleplayers. But we are part of the few that don't do disgusting roleplays...)
*sighs* Erasers followed me there. It's my fault you guys were caught too.
(I AM A WALKER NOW)
(my new fandom)
Wait you know about the Erasers? And The School?
(DO YOU EVER FEEL)
(LIKE A PLASTIC BAG)
*pulls my sweatshirt off and unfurls my wings*
(DRIFTING THRU THE WIND)
(NO. ALSO, OMG, ALONE (Alan Walker) NEEDS TO BE OUR SONG. GO LISTEN TO IT NOW. RIGHT NOW.)
*Does the same* So it's true. There are other human-avian hybrids.
(MY YOUTUBE IS FAILING ME BC MY BROTHERS WATCHIN RWBY)
(SO I CAN'T)
(HOPING TO START AGAIN)
(DO YOU EVER FEEL)
(ALREADY BURIED DEEP)
(SIX FEET UNDERNEATH AND NO ONE SEEMS TO HEAR A THING)
(TELL HIM TO STOP SO YOU CAN JOIN MY FANDOM)
(It's the frikin season finale, last episode ended on a cliffhanger, AND HE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR A WEEK)
(I CANT)
(I WILL EMAIL YOU A REC OF IT THEN)
(nvm can't)
(BUT IT SHOULD BE OUR THEME SONG OMGOFF)
(...)
*Hears howling way off in the distance* Erasers. They'll be here any minute.
(u ok)
(...)
Don't fly. Walk. They've sent out helicopters, not that it'll catch us... but still. We'll be better on foot.
(I BROKE IT)
*i pull my mask up over my nose and mouth and put my sweatshirt on again, pulling my hood up*
*I fold my wings again, and put my sweatshirt back on* Ok. As soon as we're far enough away from the school, I'll be perfectly fine...
(SIGH.)
No, you won't. They'll keep coming until they catch us. They're like machines.
(TELL ME R U OK)
(*Adds "Walker" to my list of Fandoms* WHAT DO YOU THINK)
(WELCOME MY CHILD)
Well, good thing they can't fly, huh? *I start walking west*
(THATS 37 AND COUNTING. THATS HOW MANY FANDOMS (and thats just an estimate) I AM CURRENTLY A PART OF)
*walks next to you* They uh... they can. *adjusts my walker style mask :3*
(OK TONIGHT IM ACTUALLY GONNA COUNT MY FANDOMS AND START KEEPING A LIST)
(I am a Potterhead, Phan, Walker, and a bunch of others I'm too lazy to mention)
*Stops dead, still facing west* You've got to be kidding. Flying. Erasers.
What? *stops as well*
(Fairy tail, Rwby, Phandom, Walker, Potterhead, Narnian(I don't know all the actual fandom names), Aphmau fan, (two certain animes that I'm not gonna mention bc you'll judge me), ETC)
(yeah but Alone is so our theme song you guys don't get to decide)
*Turns around* Who are you? An Eraser, or just a person?
(RAVEN ARE YOU A WALKER)
(I also like MINECRAFT, Portal, The Stanley parable, Undertale, Warriors, The Hunger games, Divergent, Percy Jackson,)
(WHASSAT)
(ANSWER ME SO I CAN DROWN YOU IN MY FANDOM)
You really didn't.
If anything, you made my situation a whole lot worse. And you put yourself in danger too.
(Hatsune Miku fan, My Neighbor Totoro fan, MAXIMUM RIDE FAN)
(ARE YOU A WALKER RAVEN)
Show-off. *scoffs and keeps walking*
*Sees an Eraser in the distance bc HAWK VISION BOIZ* Erasers. Run.
(*inhales* GO. GO NOW. SEARCH UP ALONE BY ALAN WALKER IT IS MARS' THEME SONG AND THE FANDOM IS BASED AROUND THAT SONG AND SIMILAR WORKS)
*Forgets about FLYIN ERASERS, and jumps into the air, unfurling my wings and flying away*
(I'VE GOT TOO MANY FANDOMS TO COUNT, *Does a tapdance routine while singing*)
Echo! *breaks into a run* This is why I fly solo. *sighs and keeps running*
(WHASSAT EXPLAIN THIS FANDOM BOI)
(NO)
(I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS)
*Ignores you and continues flying* If you want to get caught on the ground, be my guest! I'm staying here, where they can't get me!
(Never heard of it. IT SOUNDS SNAZZLES)
Uhh... Flying erasers? *points to a wolf morph, hideous deformed wings sprouted from its shoulders, flying towards you*
(I AM SERIOUSLY SO CONSUMED IN THIS NEW FANDOM)
What? *Looks over* I'm hallucinating.
(they're machines. they don't breathe)
(just an FYI :3)
*One of them manages to punch me in the side of the head* OW! *I punch him in the shoulder*
(LEATHER IS BEST FOR SNEAKING)
(ITS LITERALLY MADE OF HIDE)
*an eraser approaches me on the ground, hitting me hard across my already wounded shoulder*
(I HAVE LISTENED TO ALONE 56 TIMES NOW)
(FRICK OW, OW OW OW OW OW)
(WHAT DID YOU DO)
*I dive down to the ground, the wound in my wing reopened because I was flying, and I land on my feet*
(NOTHING. MY EARS JUST STARTED RINGING AND MAKING A HIGH PITCHED WHISTLE NOISE AND IT HURT)
(I gtg in 8)
(frrrrrick.)
*I kick the eraser who punched Andy*
*i kick him down easily and take off running, outrunning the eraser boi*
(AWHE)
*I sprint after, not sure what else to do*
(WHAT IS OMGOFF)
(like oh my god but it's oh my goff)
(GSAP OF SUPRISES)
We can outrun them, they're pretty slow. *keeps running*
(we can agree that Alone is MARS' theme song?)
Yeah. *I continue running as well, hiding the fact that my wing is injured, pretty well*
(nuh)
(jk yeet)
(baiiiiiiii)
(gbai)
*Is sleepin in treh AGAIN*
*Looks up and notices you* Hey! You! I assume you're a bird kid too, and just thought I'd warn you, The Erasers are coming to take us back to the School!
*I wake up and hear you* HUH?!?
(Yoyoyo) *I jump down and spread my wings and take off flying* NO NO NO I CANT GO BACK A THIRD TIEM!!!! *Is now flying verreh high*
(My wifi ain't working)
They fly now too! *I point toward a flying eraser*
*Sees an eraser that has Dadreas* Well, we're all bird kids, so why not help the others... *I sprint over to the eraser, punching him in the face*
(oh nvm now it is)
(boiz?)
(yoi!!) Eraser boi: *Shoots my wing and I fall down uncontious*
*I get hit in the back of the head with something, and also fall unconcious*
(I READIN MAXIMUM RIDE MANGAS)
(Neet) Eraser boi: *Walks over to me and picks me up*
(ty. wassup wit chu?) Eraser boi 3:*picks me up too*
<Afew hrs latr> *I wake up in a cage in the back of a van with you boiz with meh*.... *My eyes widen as I realize where I am* Th-They acctually caught me again.... H-How *Starts to tremble*
*I mutter to my self*~ Of course they do, why wouldnt they...
*Wakes up* Oh. Great. Back again.
(Guess whos back back again. Echos back tell a fwend XD)
I grew up at the School, in one of these cages. Then I escaped.
Theres a suprise.... tsk! *Has headache and is quite annoyed for SOME reason*
(YEET)
I'm sick of these stupid cages. *I look out the back window of the van*
Well imma get some rest for a good escape tomorrow *Smiles annoyed then goes back to sleep*
Yes I was. And I think rest is a good idea. *Closes eyes and falls asleep*
???: tsk! I'll let her go when we get back to the school.
*Still asleeps*
<Le tiem skip and then BAM WE AT THE SKEWL>
(Hands meh wut? ^)
*Wakes up, not in a cage, but in a WHITE ROOM* Uh...
*Wakes up and reads note*
*Is sitting in a chair and my wing has a BANDAGE over where it got shot* ...what...? (I'm just going to CAPITALIZE random words for no reason now :3)
..... *I whisper to myself*~ I understand...
*I get up and walk out of the room, into a... GSAP! ITS A HALLWAY*
(is here)
... ???: Okie *Unlocks my cage* Now fly free stuiped bird. Me:....? ???: GET MOVING BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND!! Me: *I run out of the cage band spread my mwings and fly away quickly into le distance*
*I walk down the hallway, not entirely sure where I am going* ...
*Ends up at a door, which goes to what looks like a forest* Freedom! Wooo!
(I don't know)
*Opens the door, and walks out into the forest* (wait was it Mythic that saw you or both of us, or me?)
(boiz?)
(okie.) *Notices Dadreas, and runs over* What happened?!
No, no, no... There's so few bird kids, none of us should die...
(nu)
(am here. also boi it isn't actual skewl. it is a seeeecret scientist place that is only known as the skewl. just a heads up)
*Reads the note and stands up, then walks back to the door*
(yeet)
*Walks to the locker, and opens it, not sure what else to do*
(I think mythic fell asleep XD)
*I stop* You're ok!
Who could've written all these...? There's very few people here... *I pick one up and it lights on fire, and then I drop it back with the rest, and the rest burn too* Wha-?
(boi?)
(i gtg to sleep so gnite)
*Gets shot in the neck WITH a tranquilizer dart, then falls unconcious*
(SO DID I YOU GO FIRST DOE)
*I notice u blooding on le ground* Dxmn it why! *I land down next to him, pick him up and take off into the air* <Afew hrs latr> (ya...I fell aslep)
(mkay. bye fwend. MY DREAM WAS I WAS ON A WALKING FIELD TRIP, THEN I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET ON A BUS, BUT I HAD WANDERED OFF BY ACCIDENT. I WALKED TO A TRAFFIC POLICE OFFICER, AND HE TOLD ME GO WAIT OVER THERE, WHERE IT'S WARM and he pointed to a hindi church, idk why it was hindi. THEN I WNT IN AND THEY WERE NICE, AND THEY GAVE ME A BRACELET, AND I WANDERED AROUND, AND THEN WENT INTO A ROOM WITH A FIREPLACE AND SOME STATUES. THE FIRE WENT OUT AND THE ROOM WENT DARK, THEN THE LIGHTS CAME BACK ON, AND THERE WAS A KINDA LUCKY-CAT STYLE STATUE NEXT TO ME, BUT IT WAS MOVING, AND SPEAKING, AND SAYING IT WOULD HELP ME FIND MY GROUP. AND THEN I ASKED IT WHY, AND IT WAS ABOUT TO REPLY WHEN I WOKE UP. IT WAS REALLY WEIRD.)
*Wakes up in ANOTHER dog crate, instead of the creepy white room*
(The statue looked like if someone took a lucky cat statue and turned it into a real cat)
(XD)
*Touches a wire bar, remembering how I burned the notes, but nothing happens* Well, it was worth a shot...
(mythic boi come back! u evaporateds!)
(Ba. Ha baba. Ha baba da gaba. )
(FOR NARNIIAAAAAAAA!!!!!)
(GUYS MY WIFI SHUTS OFF AT 10)
(I WAS BORED LAST NIGHT SO I MADE DESE)
*Sits in cage for about ten minutes, then the door opens and the cage is picked up and moved by what is probably an eraser, or a whitecoat*
(am.)
(FRICK I WANNA DRAW FAN ART BUT I CANT FRICKEN DRAW WINGS)
*hasnt been caught* Told you not to fly... *sneaks in through an open window and knocks out the thing moving your cage*
*I land by and abandond cabin and run inside and put him on le couchie and starts to wrap his headin a bandage to soak up le bloodiesness*
*It was an eraser* Well! *The other erasers that were with him morph into wolves*
(ABANDONED CABIN?! *Ghost of Origin Sage floats by*)
*i quickly open up your cage* Run. Now. *i kick one of the erasers in the side, knocking it over*
(no)
*Walks out of le eeeevvvviiiillll cage and punches a Eraser in the face, knocking it out*
I said run! *i grab a random gun off the table, assuming it's a tranquilizer, and aim at one of the erasers*
(THE FEELS ARE REALZ! RIP Origin roleplay.)
(*Ghost of origin ash floats by* herher)
(WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SPØØKÀY)
Yeah! Great idea! Then you get caught! *I kick an eraser in the stomach*
(AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH)
(#Traven)
(I dreamt stuff. a lot of random stuff. a few people I know where in it.)
(YOU DELETED YOUR COMMENT TOO LATE RAVEN. I SHIP IT NOW.)
(FRICK)
(If you guys scroll up, that giant wall of text is my dream I had)
Just move! *i pull the trigger, and the tranq hits an eraser, knocking him out on contact*
No! *Whitecoat boi over the intercom sends more erasers*
(ANYWHERE WHENEVER, APART BUT STILL TOGETHER)
(gros)
(*Alan Walker style mask*)
*i drop the weapon and bolt out the window, hitting the ground hard but I keep running out of school territory*
(I am literally either buying or making a mask :3)
*I look frantically for a door, since my wing is still injured from THAT freaking bullet* Crud, crud, crud...
(CASH ME OWTSI HOWBOWDAHT)
*i sigh and run back* Jump out the window, freak! *smiles a bit, showing I mean it nicely, then I jump down and wait for you*
(If i scream any random word, it ends up being a conversation)
*I put another bandage on just incase and go to see if there is any foud in the cuboards*
(I KNOW IM NOT ALONE)
I can't really jump out the window! *I fly to the window, and jump out* That works... *I quickly get to my feet and start sprinting away*
(*Throws FABREEZE*)
*ive already bolted across the property, running into the heavy trees surrounding the area*
Familiar looking whitecoat(totally not JEB):Andy! Echo! Wait! *Calls after us* You and the other two have to stay together!
I don't fxcking care! *i skid to a halt just outside of the forest*
*I find some appleyness and some stale crackers but oh well*
*Is dashing away, my injured wing slightly folded out*
*Sees the cabin, and runs inside, not noticing Dadreas and Sypri yet*
*i walk up to the whitecoat* Why are you helping us?
Totally not Jeb(nah he gonna have a different name):So no one remembers me... odd. I'm helping you four, because you're different from the others.
(screeh)
(SCREH)
*Walks back out of the cabin, noticing NOT JEB* Who's...?
I'm not saying I don't remember you. You're the one who brought us back to the school the first time. So shut your fxcking mouth before I shut it for you! *i walk off in the general direction of the cabin*
(WHY DO I HEAR THAT EVERY FRICKIN WHERE WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN)
(so you guys know the words underneath the Hogwarts logo? Draco whatever-the-rest-is?)
???:*Sighs* They just don't get it...
(I found out it means Never tickle a sleeping dragon. .3.)
(gtg)
(THATS AMAZING. HANDS DOWN FAB)
(baiiiiiiii guys)
(mkay. GBAI MEH FWEND)
*I notice Echo walk in* Who are you?!
I was caught by the erasers too. I was that third person when we were all riding in the van. I'm Echo. *I sit down and unravel the bandages on my wing, and I wince* Ow...
*Sigh* ok
(If I eat I think I might throw up) *I see how bad the wound is, and then re-wrap the bandages* Well... I'm not flying for at least a week...
(Okie *Kises raven back*)
(*Sits at the side SHIPPING U GUYS*)
Me neither *Shows a smol bandage on meh wing*
So who are you two? *I fold my wing* I assume you're also Avian-Human Hybrids?
*I nod* Im pretty sure we both are*
(brb)
Cool! Did they happen to tell you why they took us back to the school?
(also brb)
(hey guys :3 my dad unpaused the wifi)
(Yay) *I shake my hed* No... I dont know anything about that stuff... *I sit down on a chair*
*i see the cabin and walk up to it, opening the door* Is this the avian gathering? *my voice is dropping with sarcasm*
dripping*
Tsk! You wish *I roll my eyes*
I know why they took us back.
Why? *I seem unusually curious*
??
We all gained powers that were not intended, and they know we can use said powers to take down the school. They brought us back so they could kill us. *i wander over to a chair and sit on it* Why does this place smell like smoke? (WRMEHGERD THE REFERENCES)
So that was why... *I shake my head* I dunno.
Dunno I just found this place.
(I GET ITTTT)
Weird. Anyways, we have to keep moving. They'll keep chasing us until they get us. Or think we're dead, anyways.
(IM SORRY I HAD TO)
Until we're dead... *I sound thoughtful* I have an idea.
(WAIT WAIT WAIT IS IT BECAUSE IGGY AND GAZZY BLEW STUFF UP)
(ALPHA IS A WALKER TOO) we can't fake being dead. We're all tagged.
Oh boy...
(I WAS MAKING A REFERENCE TO THE ORIGIN..)
How'd you know I was planning to fake being dead?
(THAT WAS MY OTHER OPTION)
Sage Ghost:*Whispers* ~Guys, look, they started another roleplay...
I've been running away since I was 5. I have my ways.
Zero ghoast: *Whispers back*~ Ya they did....
Ash Ghost: *also whispers* ~RIP us...
(I'm gonna be making references for the entire RP)
I kept trying to run away from that place since I was 7. I only escaped almost three years ago. I'm around 17.
Sage Ghost:*Whispers back* ~We all know they'll start the origin again, right? We'll be fine.
(I HAVE AN IDEA. MAY I TAKE OVER AS ERASER BOI 1 FOR A FEW MINUTES)
(JUST TO SAY ONE SENTENCE)
Ash Ghost: *still whisper* ~Maybe this is the new origin... it's on a remix from the origin...
Sage Ghost:*thats a lot of whisper* ~Hopefully. *Fades away*
(for some reason I drew on my arm and it looks like a dancing cactus... wth)
Ash Ghost: *fades away too*
(lol I drew the walker symbol on my wrist)
(MYTHIC)
('hey nice to meet you now leave' -Dan 2017)
(R U A WALKER) *Stands up* Well, nice to meet you all. *I walk toward the door*
(THAT'S US WHEN SOMEONE RANDOM INVADES THE ROLEPLAY)
Stop. Stay here, we can stick together.
(YEAH EVERY SINGLE TIME NICE TO MEET YOU NOW LEAVE)
Groups are easier to track down, then single people.
(yeet)
They're gonna track us down either way. With each other, we can fight them off easier.
Fine. So what's the plan then? Sit here and wait for the Erasers to break down the door?
We've gotta keep moving. *i pull my sweatshirt off and unfurl my wings halfway*
*I put my sweatshirt back on* Neither me nor Sypri can currently fly.
I'm not flying. Remember what happened last time you tried to fly away from them? *clicks tongue and stands up*
Yeah... I'm just used to flying. It's what I always do. *I pull my hood up, and get to my feet*
*i pull my mask back up, stretch my wings and put my sweatshirt on and pull the hood up*
(shhh Mythic and Raven were here the entire time) Well, lets get going before the erasers get here. *Opens the door and walks out*
*walks out as well, looking around quickly before walking northwest*
(time skip?)
(yeah)
(why r u answering so slow)
(wifi is slow today.) <Time skip and we are at a place who knows where>
(ok I am watchin dan and Phil play sonic2.exe) *looks around, confuzzled*
Where've we been heading this whole time?
Away from the school.
(YOURE BEING CHASED BY THE ABSORBING NOTHINGNESS -Dan 2015)
(XD) Yeah, but we've just been walking. Towards nothing.
(EY WB RAVEN. We been walkin)
Where would we be walking to??
Uhhh we're not really sure where we are.
(eyyyy)
(I gotta find that quiz brb :3)
...
(wb mythic as well!) We should get some food.
Yeah. There's a town a few miles away. Stop there?
Sure. *Walks toward le town*
(brb in liek half an hour)
(imma get some food)
*Nods* I stay with him *Looks at Dadreas and then looks back at u 2* Just incase the erasers come back.
Ok. (nvm I guess I am staying lol) We'll bring you back some food.
*Starts walking towards le town again, then breaks into a sprint*
(awkward silence)
(boiz pls come back)
(I gtg I'll be back in afew hrs)
(nu fwend come back)
(Okie i still hases tiem boi!!)
(nvm!!!!)
(;-;)
<A few hours later has reached the town>
(BAIIIII!!!!)
(BAI)
(ey)
(wassup)
(oh fun. R u sick as well?)
(yeah. BEING SICK IS HORRIBLE. unless it means you get out of school. then I'm ok with being sick)
*I buy some food from a McDonalds, keeping my hood up and my head down, just in case someone recognizes me* Thanks. *I pay for the food and walk outside*
*Happens to pass by* Uhhh... How'd you even buy that? You're not 21.
Mkay. Well, here's your food. *Tosses you a bag of food, that has two hamburgers and a large french fry* I just kinda ordered random stuff.
*Tosses the money back* You don't have to pay me back. I chose to buy the food for all of us. *Starts walking back to the smol bean cabin*
*Reaches the cabin, and sets food on the table, and takes out my food and eats some nomph*
(yeet) *Finshes food and then looks at injured wing, and it is healed* Great! It's healed!
*I walk out the door, and unfurl my wings, then take off* Hopefully there's no flying erasers...
(HOW) *I fly over a small lake* Seems there aren't any. Good. I'm sick of erasers...
(sorry if I don't reply verreh fast, I be watchin The Sorcerer's Apprentice)
(*Mind blown*) *I continue flying, not knowing where I am going, other than the fact that I am flying southeast*
( boi?)
(nu come back fwend)
(1000)
*I stop, and turn to look at you, hovering in the air* Why?
Yeah, that's a good reason. *I turn around and fly the other way*
*I am sleping in a treh AGAIN* (YOYOYO WAZZUP!!!?!!!!!!!!!!)
(EY)
(Okie)
(dat grammar doe SNAZZLES)
*I notice some black specks on the horizon, but just assume they are birds*
*Is still slepin in le treh*
*But as I continue flying, I realize they're FLYING ERASERS* YEAH NOPE. *I dive to the side, folding my wings as I fall*
*quietly snore*
*Sees SYPRI and wakes her up* Sypri! There's Erasers!
*I snap awake and fall off the treh* NOT AGAIN!!!
*I whisper* ~Shhh! They're up there! *I point up, and an eraser flies overhead*
*I quiet down and whisper*~ why cant they just stop... They know we wouldnt hurt anyone on purpose unless we have to have to.....
I'd never hurt anyone, but I want to shut down the school. *I hear growling from above*
(DOG MURDER)
*I nod and REPLEE* We all wanna shut down the skeewl...
Yeah... *A flying eraser sees us* Run!
*I begin to run away from the eraser* CMON HURRY UP!! *I look back at you while im running*
*I jump down from the tree, and snap my wings open, flying just above the treetops*
*I spread my wings and take off and start to fly really quickly*
*The group of five erasers flies after us* *I fly as fast as I can away from them*
*^^*
*Turns and faces the erasers, and then kicks one in the side of the head, still flying*
*The five catch up to me and one of them grabs my foot and another grabs my wings*AAAHH HELP!! *I struggle to get free*
*I punch the one who grabbed your wing, and another eraser sneaks up behind me*
*I take out a random pistol and shoot the one who snuck up on u in le arm and the who is grabbing my foot gets a kick from the other foot*
*The eraser who snuck up on me falls, landing in a tree below* Let's go!
(WHERE DA HECK DID YOU GET THE PISTOL)
(*Erases Erasers*)
*Flies away from the erasers, flying awkwardly, because my wing is bent*
*I catch up to Echo and fly next to her* Well now this is apart of our every day life so I guess we better get us to fighting along side eachother.... *Sigh*
use*
*I nod* I agree. And I think all four of us should stick together.
*I look back and see the erasers* That's gotta be either Dadreas or Andy...
*I nod*
*I look over* Hi again!
(brb in half an hour or so)
Hey! *I smile at Dadreas*
(nu fwend ;-;)
(huehue I got the pistol from way back when)
(y meh fwends leavin meh)
So how do you control the erasers?? *I fly abit closer to Dadreas*
(here now) *Suddenly drops, now flying a bit closer to the ground*
*I look at Echo* Hey Echo are u ok?
(AAAAAAHHHH THE REFERENCES!!!!!!!!) Cool!!
Wow.... (HUEHUE)
(heyy... sorry I just left my wifi shut off as I was getting food so I couldn't come back.)
*I nod* I'm fine. *Flies a bit lower again*
*just hasn't been here, hasn't returned from town yet*
(is okie)
(if I stop answering then the same thing happened again)
(mkay)
(Brb) Andy can catch up.
I'm gonna fly back to the cabin, and protect it incase there is any erasers. *I turn to the side, and fly toward e cabin*
*comes running out of the trees, blood running down my neck and arms* Go. Now. They're following me.
What?! Erasers?!
No, the demon turtles. *voice filled with sarcasm, I fly upwards and look around*
(You shoulda said jesus turtles... XD) *I break into a sprint, running away from the erasers*
(what now)
(how can you not remember my annoying voice that's constantly talking your ear off)
(I've started to forget my name isn't Sage again)
(I've forgotten my real name and I only respond to either ash or em)
(omg so last year there was a short period of time where my voice sounded really weird and it never really went away so I still sound kinda different)
(I respond to my real name at skewl, and whenever Mythic calls me Sage on accident, but rarely respond to my name at home)
(I'll tell you but imma delete the comment afterwards)
(how do you remember that it was last school year when I went to the same school as Sage and mythic)
(ERMEHGERD THE BIG REVEAL)
(k now imma delete it)
(nah. You know Ash's name, bc you guys go to the same skewl, You know Mythic's bc WELL DUH UR DATING.)
(nooooo the website I use on my iPad (YouTube is blocked) the domain expired and now I can't use it anymore.)
(frick)
*Erasers are right behind me* Frick... *Still sprinting*
(wut)
Fly up! Echo, there's no flying ones! (they have a name for the flying ones but I can't remember it)
(*brain implosion*)
(FLYBOYS)
*I shake my head* I can't! My wing's broken! *Continues sprinting, barely faster than the Erasers*
*i drop down behind you, knocking an eraser down, and kicking another in the face*
(Who here can remember the first video they watched on YouTube?)
(HOW)
(mine was... erm... idk lol)
*I turn around and help, using le SELF DEFENSE moves I was taught*
(Mine was Derpy Voledemort laughing, 5 hour edition. I watched the entire video, cause I didn't know how to shut it off. THAT WAS WHEN I WAS 5)
(ASDF MOVIES)
(Sorry, wait mine was ten hours, and I watched five hours of it.)
*Sees familiar ERASER BOIZ, kicks one in the face*
*I come out of no where and land then roundhouse kick an eraser boi sneakin up on Dadreas*
*I punch the last eraser boi, knocking him out*
(ERASER BOIZ BE SNEAKIN AROUND MURDERIN PEOPLE.)
(hey)
(thats pretty good)
*I see what has happening and one of my wingz get shot and i fel sometin hit le back of ,eh hed and i blacks outs *
*Le tiem reverse does not effect me either bc im special*
*Stirs suppeh tinneh bits*
*Tries to fly away from the erasers, forgetting one of my wings is broken*
*I wake up slowly and open meh eyes*
(I don't know what you're talking about.) *Sprints to the cabin, grabs my stuff, and sprints away, knowing that the erasers will come back to the cabin, now that they know*
*I snap awake* I thought inwas flying what happened? Why am I on the g- *Notice ur arms around meh and blush abit* Oh my god i am so sorry!! *I quickly get up* Did I fall? If I did im so sorry Dadreas!!!
(ship) *Sprints for about two miles, trying to get as far away from the cabin as possible*
*Collapses outside of a house (TOTALLY NOT DR. MARTINEZ AND ELLA'S HOUSE(same thing but different people and house))
*
We should get moving. mabey if we are lucky we could find someone to lend us a veichle of some sort for free...
(So far there is Wage, Traven, I'm going to ship Ash with a chair, MYTHIC I MUST COME UP WITH A SHIP FOR YOU HURHRU)
(excuse me)
(Mythic is now shipped with a table.)
(#Mable, #Chash, #Traven, #Wage(SIGH))
(..#Dage)
*Wakes up a few hours latr on a couch* Ow. I think I died. Didn't imagine heaven looking like this, but I guess this is where I'll fit in... for once.
(DIE IN A FIERY BURNING HOLE OF DEATH ASH(don't actually, but that ship should))
(EXACTLY)
*Looks over at Echo* Hey guys Echos awake!!
(shh no I'm at dr. martinez's house boi. TELEPATHY)
(XD)
(NEVR!!!)
(HOW DO YOU FORGET WHAT I LOOK LIKE)
(shhhh *Disappears and is at NOT dr. martinez's house)
(I havent seen ash for months and I still havent forgotten wut she looks liek (Yet))
(huehue net)
(We are number NET)
*Unfolds broken wing slightly, enough so I can see it, but not hurt it* Aww... I'm not in heaven. Because my wing would be healed...
(I NEVER FORGET A FACE. I REMEMBER NAMES AND FACES VERY WELL. IF I SAW SOMEONE I MET AT SUMMER CAMP, ID PROBABLY RECOGNIZE THEM)
(We are number one, but every time someone takes a step, they turn into a trumpet)
Nope we arnt ded yet *Smiles*
Welp that what I was wondering... *Leans on wall and crosses arms*
*Sees a stranger* Who are you, and where am I?!
(WTH. I SWEAR I JUST SAW A WHITE CAT WITH BLACK EYES NEXT TO ME. WE DONT HAVE A WHITE CAT)
???: Hello im Dr.Martinez!! *Smiles t us*
(I gtg I ttyl)
(we can't continue without you. and ok. BAI FWEND)
Uhh... nice to meet you. I'm... Sage.
(I shall be on later, but until then, gbai meh fwends)
NOT ELLA:*Walks out with a plate of juice boxes and pb&j sammiches!*
(I wish I was... I don't wanna go to school. Y do u think ur sick?)
*Takes two sammiches and a juice box, because BIRD KIDS EAT A LOT HURHRU*
(unlike most people I actually enjoy school)
(I enjoy school because I get to talk to my friends, but I feel sick, even though I'm not, so I don't want to go.)
(And I like a fair amount of my classes)
(Oh. I suggest some crystalized ginger, or some crackers. Usually that helps with nausea. )
(Or anything ginger really.)
*Eats a sammich nomph*
(we gotta wait for mythic... she dr. martinez) *Finishes second sammich* These are really good!
(I exist)
*i elbow him in the side because I've obviously been here the entire time*
Stop it! She gave us food.
(imma name her INDIE in honor of Indie, my missing OC)Indie:*Stands back up* Ow... What happened...?
Someone was being a jerk. *brushes dirt off my knees*
Indie:Uhh... mkay. So are you four... all the same?
*nods*
Yeah. Not all exactly the same, but... yeah. Indie:Awesome! It must be so cool! Wait... can you all actually fly?
I haven't. I'm the only one who can still fly.
(I gtg at 9)
Indie:I wish I could fly... Me:I can't fly right now either... yeah.
(k)
Indie:My mom's a doctor, and she's the one who fixed your guys' wings.
(konichiwa.)
(へっぉ)
Indie:Wait... Your parents must be worried sick!
(.D.)
We um... we don't have parents.
*I stare down at the floor* Indie:Oh... I'm sorry.
It's okay. If we did, we never met 'em.
Indie:So then where've you all been living? And how'd you get those wings?
*I shrug* I've been living wherever I can.
We're genetic experiments. We aren't even supposed to exist. I live anywhere I can, we have to keep moving so the e- wolves don't get us.
Indie:Oh. Wow... Well, you guys could stay here!
I don't know what your mom would say about that.
Indie:Helping strangers is what she does. I think she'd be fine with it!
(dont drink milk, ginger ale helps with nausea.)
(SOME MILK IS NOT ALWAYS THE SOLUTION)
(i scared everyone away nu)
(sorry am talking to people)
(*pat pat* now u cant go to skewl. 24 hr rule)
(I just realized how much of today I spent on PC)
(well stupid wifi blocker)
(i need bleach. please. someone hand me bleach. I wish I didn't have eyes...)
(what did you see)
(you know that weird feeling when your sad and wanna cry but you just physically cannot? that's me)
(go block itz_us_babes. AND I AM WARNING YOU. DO. NOT. LOOK. AT. THE. REMIXES.)
(also please can I have bleach now)
(you don't have to block them if u don't want to but I did because... yeah.)
(I scared everyone away again)
(YOU LOOKED AT THE REMIXES DIDN'T YOU)
(*Tosses bleach* Here, you can bleach your eyes.)
(No problem. I'm blind now, so I can never see anything like that again! YAY :D)
(I gtg. I blocked them btw now bai)
(mkay. BAI FWEND)
(well im goin to sleep so gnite all)
(whoop dee whoo. school. getting up at 5. yay..)
(I'm just gonna casually take a nap on the bus... lol)
(yay school ._.)
(I'm at home bein sneak on my iPad. I'm sick.)
.... Well Th-Thanks Indie *I smile at her sitting in the couch*
Indie:No problem! *Smiles back*
(how's Prime Tiem goin Mythic?)
(👍🏻 Im going into 3rd hr right now) Dr.Martinez: Indie why dont you show then to the guest rooms.
(MATH) Indie:*nods* This way! *Walks down a hall* Me:Uh... ok...? *Stands up and follows*
Mrs.Martines: Oh and we only have 3 guest rooms so 2 of you will have to share ok!
I'm ok with sleeping on the couch or floor anywhere, so you three can have the rooms.
Ok!
Indie:You guys can choose which room you want, but here they are! *Points to three doors*
(yoyoyo) Okie I call this one!! *I open one of the doors and flop on a bed* THE BEDS ARE SUPPEH CONFEH!!!
(WASSUP!)
*Flops on couch* Is is pretty comfey(I think I spelled that wrong) too!
(FIFTH HOUR. RAVEN WHAT DID WE LEARN LAST WEEK I AM CONFUSEDh
(dog murder)
(Thats gotta suck. Huehue sofa king confertable)
<An hr latr> *Goes into meh room and flops on meh bed and goes to slep bc is tired*
(I TOLD MY DAD ABOUT THAT AND I HAVE A STORY NOW. So my uncle was on a bus, next to a lady trying to figure out a name for her child. She looks up, snaps her fingers, and is just like "That's it! I'm gonna name my child Nosmo King!")
(He then looked up, and the sign said "No Smoking")
(XD THATS HILARIOUS?!!!!!!!!!)
*Flops on couch and falls asleeps*
(WHY IS THERE A QUESTION MARK THERE I DONT UNDERSTAND)
(EXACTLY!!!!!)
(LOOK AT VAT19 FOR MORE CURIOUSLY AWESOME GIFTS! Vat19! .COM *click*)
(AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH ITS SPREADING!!!!)
(bleh)
(I'm sick too.)
(and I'm not supposed to be on my iPad so im bein a sneaky)
(Huehue)
*Is still aslep*
<Shhhh tiem skip to two days later>
Dr.Martinez: Wow you sure do eat alot.(Can ot just be liek Max is ded now and we are liek new tests from the skeewl and stuff liek dat?)
(THIS CONVERSATION IS SO WEIRD!!)
(sure. )
(I have a stomach ache, and my spine is slightly out of place. :D)
We have a fast metablysm.... *Gets liek 4 moar huge pancakes*
*Eats anothr pancake* Yeah. Bird kids eat a LOT more than regular people.
Dr,Martinez: May I take another look at you wings? I need to see how they ar healing up.
*I shrug* Sure. I think mine is healed.
Ya sure *I unfurl one of my wings* half way bc if I unfurls dem all the way to dier full 17 ft they would probably knock something ovr*
*I unwrap the bandages on my broken wing, and unfurl it slightly* Looks fine to me, but I'm not a doctor.
Indie:Whoaa! That's awesome! *Eyes widen with amazement*
(boiz?)
Dr.Martinez: Hmmm *Takes at look at Echo's wing* Look alot better. *Takes a look at my wing* Hmm mabey 1 or 2 moar days and your good. Ok that it for now!! Me: okie!! *My wings dissapear*
(Dang it Raven wins)
*I finish my pancakes* Those were good!
*I take my plate and put it in the sink and walk outside to the porch woth meh hoodie half way up looking majestical (Commercial boi voice: We'll be right back after this short message *Three hr long commercial* AAAAAHAHHHH!!!)*
Hey... *I look over at you*
Dont you find it weird that the school hasnt sent erasers after us? That or they just cant find us..... But do you think they would be here by now? They usually find us within a day or two....
(brb)
(Back) It just makes me so anxious..... *sigh*
(;-;)
(back! I might be going to school.) *I walk out to their backyard, and unfurl my wings, breaking into a run, then taking off, circling the house* Woo!
(y sad)
(I have a situation and another person isn't talking to me)
(What is it, and who hurt you, can I murder them?)
Ya but if they did call some one the erasers would be here by yesterday.....
(I WANNA KILL DEM NOW!!)
(NO. also am done)
(I wanna cry but I can't. I physically cannot. Life wants me to suffer. ._.)
Indie:*Looks up* Wow... they really can fly. Me:*Continues flying over the house*
(EXPLAIN)
(THATS STUPID. ITS NOT YOUR FAULT IN ANY FREAKING WAY)
(still not ur fault.) Indie:*Walks back inside* Mom! They can actually fly!
(*Takes out katana and stabs meaness* NO)
(I didn't stab your friend, I just stabbed meanness)
(good job)
(I still wanna go home and cry)
(if anyone at you and Raven's school says anything mean or does anything mean one more time, I'm going to put them in a submarine and sink them in the Indian ocean, but with enough air, food, and potable water for them to survive the rest of their lives)
(and exactly one book. HOW TO BE A NICE PERSON)
*Lands on the roof of le house*
(*pat pat* is ok fwend)
(I am crying but I'm not allowed to leave because we are still star testing)
(David, actually. Chris is fine.)
(or David?)
(ok)
(i gtg for a bit. NO MORE SAD)
(My life is just really messed up atm)
(and bai)
(gtg as well)
(back again.) *Jumps off of roof and flies some more* I'm glad there's not been any erasers lately...
(I'm overly happy, because my grandma no longer has cancer)
(aannnd gtg again)
Ya sure!! *I unfurl my wings all the way*
(back as well) *Flies towards the city*
(mkay)
*Lands at a park, quickly folding my wings and putting my sweatshirt over them, so no one knows* Cool. *Walks around a little bit*
(rawr x2)
(rawr x （≧∇≦）)
*I take off and wait for Dadreas in the air*
*Buys an ICE CREEEEEAAAMMM nomph! and sits on a park bench* nom.
New eraser boi tht doesnt know wht e look liek: *Walks over to le icecrem stand nd buys an ice crem for himself and sits next to you NOT knowing that ur one of le escaped Avians*
(OH) *Continues eating ice cream, not knowing DAT BOI IS AN ERASER*
New eraser boi that is next to u: Hello! *Smiles at u*
*Looks over* Hi. *Is confuz bc y u talk someone random talk to meh*
New socialy akward eraser boi that is next to u: Sorry... heh I dont have any friends.... I thought i would make some new ones.... Im Razz... Ya wierd name I know....
Nah. It's a cool name. I'm Ec- Sage. Nice to meet you.
Razz: Nice to meet you Sage.
(hurhru references) *Finishes ice cream nomph* I know how not having a lot of friends feels. I have a few now, but I'm not the most social person...
Razz: Heh same....
Why don't you have friends? You seem like a nice person!
(frick)
(I think I've been discovered.)
(BOOK IT! *drops iPad and runs*)
(Nu fwend come back!!) Razz: I-I dont think you would understand.... You wont wanna be my friend if i told you...
Razz: You'd think im crazy....
Trust me. I won't.
Razz: *Sigh* A-Are you sure?
(now I actually have to do work during flex. ._. they made this thing where we switch every week and my new flex teacher is actually making me work
You'd think I'm crazy if I told you why I don't have many friends. Yeah. I'm sure.
(oh. that must be real fun)
Razz: I am a thing called an eraser.... I only destroy and I dont like it.... Those white coats made me into a monster and I hated it so I ran away from that life and will never go back.... *Looks down*
(RAARARAFGERKFJ ERIFJ RIHVNIEFUNVEIUFVN)
(Doot)
*Gsap of suprises* Wait. Y-you're an eraser?...
(GSAP)
(I think we killed Ash)
(WHARRRGARBL)
Razz: What do you even know what that means? I dont like being an eraser.... Do you think i chose to be one.....
*Sigh* Well, I said I would tell you why I don't have many friends. I know what Erasers are, because they've been hunting me down my entire life. I didn't choose to be what I am either.
*has somehow been here the entire time* Eraser?
(Dog with a microphone BORK BORK BORK, dog with a telephone BORK BORK BORK, dog with a train set BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK, *borks along to thomas the train engine* HIS NAME. IS. GABE.)
Yeah. Eraser. But he doesn't want to be one.
(Dog drinking from a sprinkler WHAARRGARBL)
(do not question me, for I am a NARNIA)
(Gabe is dead)
(WAIT WUT)
(Did you not know this...)
(NO. I DIDNT)
(He died Jan. 20, 2017 of heart problems. Oh. He will live on forever, in our hearts)
Razz: *Nods*
Because, well... I'm one of the Avians... I escaped from the School three years ago.
(bork bork)
Razz: Oh... Umm.... I-I didnt know that... *Is nervous all of aa sudden* I-I'm sorry.... Ive had a bad expirience with avians.... They are createing new ones at the school. and one of the got a hold of my arm..... *Shows a largish scar on his arm*
Wow. I would never hurt anyone, unless they were attacking me. I thought that they had shut down that program... weird. Wait. There aren't any other erasers with you, are there?
(HAVE FUN RIDING THE BUS)
I'm also an avian. *unfurls wings a bit*
(is okie) *Does not unfurl wings, since I am slightly afraid there could be other erasers*
(gtg guys. baiiiiii)
(well, you're flying with Mythic, and currently we are talking to an eraser who doesn't want to be an eraser. And we know he is an eraser, and he knows me and Ash exist)
Razz: No if there were I would notify you. I can sense them. We are all connected by small chips in our brains.... Its kinda annoying acctually...
(Yep.... his name is Razz)
(boiz?)
Wow! the view of the city is awsome!!
Good. So are you gonna tell the School you found us?
(SHIPPPPPPPP)
Razz: Tsk! I dont dare communicate with those bxstereds any more.. If I were going to tell them, I would also be caught and caged up like a bird and/Or killed.... So to answer your question, No I wont. You locations are safe with me.
You just HAD to choose the word bird there. Very funny. *I laugh* So are you one of the flying erasers?
Razz: *Nods* I was new. I thought it would be cool at first, but after I realized it was a big mistake. *Sigh* The things I do sometimes...
I grew up in a dog cage there. And I had wings, which you'd think would be awesome, and it was, but then you have people constantly chasing you and stuff.
Razz: *Nods* I kinda understand.... Its just the being chased and stuff hasnt happend to me yet....
Heh! So Dadreas you hungery? I know a place we can get food!! *Smiles*
(Sure)
*I land on the ground and fold my wings*
Me neither, but mabey they have some other places if they dont have the pl- *Sees Bob Evans* There it is!
(I CALL PHIL)
(brb)
(WHAT IS BOB EVANS) Maybe it's different for Erasers. The whitecoats keep tracking us down, and then we end up back at the School. They think we have new powers or something now, that we aren't supposed to have.
(Uhhhh YES AND YES)
(But you're both Phil, and you're both dan.)
(Nope not todY)
Razz: Mabey it was a development bc of the powers you have now. That or the whitecoats are just delusional.
(Nah. My dog rolled in fresh compost, and needed a bath, so yeah.) Well, all I can really do is fly right now, and also I can kinda light stuff on fire, but I don't know how to do that. And the whitecoats are crazy, so probably also delusional as well.
(no seriously what is bob evans)
(YEAH. she smelled gros)
(what?)
(whassat)
(gtg am goin on a walk at celery flats)
(well, back for a few mins)
(heyyy)
(ey)
(supposed to be doin hw)
(I'm goin on a walk soon)
(;-;)
(oh)
(I eatin a candy cane)
(nomph. gtg nao. GBAI MEH FWEND)
(BAI. ALSO I AM SERIOUSLY TICKED OFF. UGHHHHH. so the one time I ACTUALLY TRY to do well when I do the dishes as my chore, MY MOM COMES UP TO MY ROOM AND SAYS "gotta do all the dishes again" LIKE SERIOUSLY. I JUST SHUT MY DOOR AND HID UNDER A BLANKET)
(Hey... That pretty good)
(IT TOOK ME 3 FRICKEN HOURS TO DO THE FIRST ROUND. I DID IT AGAIN IN ABOUT AN HOUR, AND SHE MADE ME DO DISHES THAT SHE WASHED BEFORE ME. oh and right as I finished, she looks over and says "well there were a few with food on them still I didn't wanna risk it" LIKE SERIOUSLY. I REWASHED 87 DISHES (not including silverware) AND ONLY 4 HAD FOOD. LIKE WTH)
(AND IT DOESNT HELP THAT I ALREADY HAVE A MIGRAINE. I HAVE A TON OF HOMEWORK. BUT APPARENTLY IM NOT ALLOWED TO SUCCEED IN SCHOOL OR IN MENTAL HEALTH.)
(I need a minute. or an hour. or a week.)
(TO JUST CALM MYSELF DOWN BUT IT DOESNT SEEM I CAN DO THAT EITHER)
(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Plus, adding this onto my mountain of homework, PLUS, the deal with Chris and David I DONT NEED ANY MORE STRESS I AM LITERALLY GOING TO BREAK)
(I AM HONESTLY ABOUT TO FREAKING CHOP SOMEONES FREAKING HEAD OFF)
(no. it's fine. I'm just under a lot of pressure and I'm more worried about David.)
(I don't like him like that. I'll show you the emails he sent)
(I can't.)
-pause-
no. it's just stress. I can get over it
I just want someone to ask if IM okay once in a while because it's driving me insane.
I finished it already
but thanks
so now I'm stress eating candy and binge watching heartland and I don't wanna go to school tomorrow
I know how I'm just not going to. I just want someone to hug me and tell me it's gonna be ok
physically. I've been crying since I got home and I just... I'm done with today.
I'm the only one in my family that barely ever gets sick.
knock on wood. but seriously. I just wanna talk to someone about it but no one listens.
CALM DOWN ALL I DID WAS GO ON A WALK AND EAT SUSHI WTH HAPPENED
it's just... he told Marjorie about it. Then, obviously, she told me and apparently he thinks I'm the only one who understands him and he like, really really likes me. but I don't like him back and... I don't want this to ruin our friendship and apparently Chris is mad at him too and I just.. *covers face with hands and sobs quietly*
*Hug*
I'm not good with people issues, but I'm ok at cheering people up. Do one or both of these things. Say Bubbles in your deepest voice, or sing/watch the Mr. Sayers song.
I'm not sad. I'm just stressed and confused
Oh. Well, I can try to help, but I don't know how I can.
I'm better with people issues then I am at cheering people up.
I'm not good at either. I am good at talking a lot though.
same.
TAKE YOUR MIND OF YOUR ISSUES BY MEDITATION.
DOES DAN AND PHIL'S NEW PASTEL EDITS VIDEO COUNT AS MEDITATION
Somehow seeing Dan in an actual flower crown is relaxing.
YEAH. I was meditating earlier for some reason. AND THEN MY SISTER SCREAMED LUCKY CAT MEDITATION.
-Quietly resumes roleplay because ASH IS OK NOW-
(no I'm not)
(ASH HAS FORGOTTEN HER ISSUES AT THIS CURRENT MOMENT)
(I just suddenly forgot how to breath)
(no I haven't I gtg in 5)
(WELL I TRIED AND okie. gbai meh fwend)
(bai)
(we will remember you for centuries)
(herro!)
(Same. You said you had the stomach flu, right?)
(Mkay. I hope you feel better soon!)
(np.)
(Why?)
(Oh mkay.)
(brb imma try and hack an account, if I succeed, I'll say hi using that account lol)
(WELL THAT WAS FUN! hurhru. I SHOULD CHANGE THEIR LINK OR SOMETHING! Just because why not)
(lol I'm a great person)
(If you hacked someones account, what'd be the first thing you did)
(Lol. MY PASSWORD WAS MY LUNCH NUMBER UNTIL I CHANGED IT. bc ash hacked meh)
(is it a bunch of numbers)
(My password is six letters)
(wow. that must be fun to remember)
(mines pretty simple. and is irrelevant to everything. )
(nvm then lol)
(THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES. THE TWENTY METER PACERS TEST WILL BEGIN IN THIRTY SECONDS. LINE UP AT THE START. THE RUNNING SPEED STARTS SLOWLY, BUT GETS FASTER EACH MINUTE wait why tf do I have this memorized)
(that tf stands for the frick, not the other word I choose not to say)
(SAME IT IS PURE EVIL. Especially for those of us with asthma.)
(I gtg to sleep. so gnite!)
(I think we're taking that test on Friday)
(also, hello. it is 5:19 am and I have a pounding headache from crying myself to sleep. :D)
(Ash if u dont stop being stressed I will murder stress. actually Imma do that anyway. Why'd you cry yourself t sleep?)
Well, they are definitely delusional. That's for sure.
Raz: *Nods*
Well, nice to meet you! But I gotta get back to the others. So, bye I guess! *I unfurl my wings*
Razz:Ok! Bye!!
*Takes off, flying back toward the cabin* Well, first nice eraser I've met.
<1 Whole hr latr>
*Has landed at house, is chillin on le couch readin a book*
*Still chillin* This is a good book.
*walks in the door* Hey.
(gtg will be on latrs)
Hi. (mkay)
(MYTHIC GAVE ME HER PASSWORD AND I GAVE HER MINE SO MUAHAHAHAHAH)
(HUEHUE ITS MYTHICAL)
(HURHRU THIS IS CONFUSING)
(Yep)
Hey guys! *Flys on the roof with Dadreas with meh*
(OMG. WE LISTENED TO THE MESOPOTAMIA SONG BY MR. NICKY)
Hi. *Waves*
*Still sitting on couch, reading a book* Ella:You're all back!
(I GOT MY IPAD TAKEN AWAY BUT I KNOW MY TEACHER WELL AND I TALKED MY WAY OUT OF A LINCH DETENTION)
(I HAVE NOW ACCESSED THREE PEOPLE'S ACCOUNTS. A HATEPAGE FOR A HATEPAGE, A FANPAGE, AND MYTHIC)
(the_jokkers_princess_hatepage_hatepage(Which I changed to HeyThereBOIZ), HERE_COME_DAB_RGB_FANPAGE, And MYTHICALTHEELFNEKO(hurhru she gave me her password in exchange f)or mine)
(Huehue)
(HURHRU)
(Sage I see u has changed meh status)
(hurhru)
(Huehue)
(SO APPARENTLY I CUT MYSELF ON A ROSE BUSH. OR SOMETHING. THERE IS A CUT ON MY LEG AND ITS BLEEDING)
(FOR SOME REASON I HAVE A FEW RANDOM SCRATCHES ON MY ARM)
(SAME OMG gtg bai)
(WE ARE ALL JUST CATS)
(am back)
(I have a cheese burrito :D)
(DAN SAYS HIS SIGNATURE CANDLE SMELLS LIKE REGRET AND ASH.)
(T-T I WANNA CHEES BURRITO!!)
(I'm losing my voice I can barely speak)
(fun)
Guys? I think we may need to leave. We don't want to endanger Mrs. Martinez and Indie. Because of the erasers...
(correction: I now cannot speak at all without immense pain)
(oh boy)
Yeah.. should we tell them or no?
Tell them what? That we're genetic experiments that escaped from a lab full of mad scientists and that we're being hunted down by half human half wolves and robots?
*I nod* So... Echo, I heard that you met some dude at the park... whats his name *Smiles at her liek im teaseing her bc I am*
I meant tell them we're leaving...?
*Rolls eyes* And I heard you went on a DATE with Dadreas. *Smiles back, also teasing MUAHAHAHA*
Yeah. We probably should. Indie:Tell us what?
*stands up and turns around, sighs* We can't stay.
Indie:Why? You're welcome to!
We're putting you in danger. (OMG. I FINALLY FOUND THE ORIGINAL "how tall r u?" "6'4" "HUUH" AJ Vines. XDDD)
(HADEN ASKED BAILEE OUT ON SNAP CHAT I THINK!!! BAILEE TOLD ALL OF US IN MATH!!!)
(OH HEY. TELL BAILEE I SAY HI!!)
We really cant stay Indie... We wish we could but... You could be taken away along with us... you could possably even be killed by the erasers... we dont want that to happen to u or Dr.Martinez... Im sorry, but we dont have a choice....
(WELL THATS A SHIP) Indie:No you're not! Whatever's chasing you guys, we can call the police!
Sypri.. *i hiss at her under my breath* *turns back to Indie* No, you can't, and you CANNOT tell your mother about this.
Indie:*Looks kinda dissappointed, then looks up, pure DETERMINATION on her face* Then I'm coming with you!
Indie... you'll get killed. You can't fly.
*Sigh* Well what about Dr.Martinez?
(okay so I have a lot of math and history homework but then... NETFLIX... YOUTUBE... AND FOOD.)
(still don't got it done)
(EY) Indie:Fine. *Tears begin to form at the edge of her eyes* Just know, you're welcome to come back anytime, and... We'll miss you. *Stands up and hugs each of us*
We love you, alright? This is the nicest anyone's ever been to me.. *i blink back tears and hug her*
*I nod in agreement* We'll miss you too. You and your mother have been so kind to us. Please say thank you to her for me.
Me as well, please. *smiles gently at her, not quite crying but eyes full of tears*
(gtg at 9)
*Quickly wipes eyes* I'm not crying... I just... onions. Indie:Hold on. Before you go, at least take some food. *She runs to the kitchen, then runs back with a bag full of perishable food(I think I used that correctly)*
(*murders internet box* WHAT CHU TALKIN BOUT CHILD
(I drew the walker symbol and the Deathly Hallows symbol on meh arm for some reason lol)
(I Just found the origin of like a ton of AJ Vines)
(and I feel like I uncovered a secret)
(oh)
*I hug Indie* Dont worry.... we'll visit one day!! *I unfurl my wings all the way*
(Darius Benson but I don't suggest you watch it there's a lot of swears and inappropriate references)
(BAIIIIIIIIIIIII)
(Okie bai!!!)
Indie:*Blinks tears away* It was nice to meet you all! *I unfurl my wings* Nice to meet you too! We'll miss you.
*I nod and take off and wait in the air for u boiz*
*I break into a run, then jump into the air, flying up*
(now we wait for Raven and Ash)
(not all that much)
Indie:*Watches all y'all fly away* (A LOT WE DECIDED TO LEAVE INDIE AND MRS MARTINEZ BC WE DIDNT WANT THE ERASERS TO GET THEM)
(ITS GON GET CHUUUUUU)
*Looks down, seeing Dadreas, then I fold my wings and dive down, snapping them open to stop myself from hitting the ground too hard* Dadreas? What happened? *Looks confused*
Frick!! *Lands and catches Dadreas* *Sigh* We'll be here another night if he doesnt wake up soon...
*Looks really confused* Dadreas? How did...?
Uh.... Wh-Whats going on with him?!? *I go in and set him down on le nearest couch*
*Backs away* I don't think that's normal!
Dadreas!! *I cover my ears bc too loudness and stuff*
*I back away* HE MUST'VE BEEN POISONED OR SOMETHING! *I cover my ears as well*
*Backs away* What. The actual. Heeelllll.
(das the closest imma get to saying PROFAMITY)
*Cringes* What is going on...
Hey! Stop!
*Gets a grocery bag WITHOUT any holes in it and throwns up in it* *Coughs then continues to thrown up bc of gross sight of blood and brocken jaw of Dadreas*
(gros) *Does not know what to do, so walks up to the SOUL* I said stop! *Throws a book at it*
*Continues throwing up*
(yep u broke sypri....)
*Throws grocery bag away in le trash can out side and just stays there so I doesnt has to witness dat grossness and continue throwing up*
(XD)
*Tries not to throw up(this is why I will not attack on titan or tokyo ghoul. and bc meh bro said nu)* STOP!!!
(*will not wàtch)
Tsk! If your gonna kill me to then just kill me... Its not like its gonna matter! *Starts to tear up abit*
*Backs out of the house quickly, spreading my wings and taking off, landing on the roof above*
No you didnt tell me anything you didnt even say anything to anyone!!! All you did was hurt Dadreas...
WHAT DO YOU WANNA TELL ME!! JUST SAY IT YOU BXSTERD!!
*Shakes head and also tries not to throw up* I don't even know...
(brb)
(gtg latrs!!)
(back and gbai fwend)
(no angels no demons boi)
(theres only like 5 avians at most. )
(Ok. Right now in the roleplay, the School has only created four avians.(that we know of, there could be like two more) so there isn't really anyone for you to be a god of. (sorry if I'm seeming mean at all, I am not trying to be in the slightest))
(THE TITLE OF THE THIRD BOOK IS SAVING THE WORLD AND OTHER EXTREME SPORTS. YES. YOU SHOUKD READ THEM. AND THERE IS ALSO A MOVIE. AND MANGA.)
(I'm on the third book. ARI IS SCARY AND MEAN BUT THEN NICE IMMA STOP BEFORE I SPOIL THE ENTIRE SERIES!)
(what's the title? Like other than Maximum Ride, what's it say on the cover?)
(Ye, that's the first one.)
(RAVEN GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS)
(CHANGE ACCOUNTS AND SCARE PEOPLE DAY!)
(NO JOKE I CAN LOG ON TO MYTHIC'S ACCOUNT)
(and that hatepage, a fanpage, my other accounts)
(I swore I wouldn't. I'm sorry. I can tell you if she says it's ok, but otherwise, I can't.)
(I'll trade passwords with u as long as u don't mess with meh account. SERIOUSLY NO CHANGING ICONS OR PASSWORDS OR NAMES)
(ITS ACCOUNT SWAP DAY)
(Raven?)
(k. And delete the comment afterwards so no random one knows it)
(promise you'll say yours?)
(now u have to give meh your password)
(yeet)
(GOT IT)
( I just did something...... LOL)
(WHAT)
(WHAT DID YOU DO)
(WE NEED TO ALL TRADE PASSWORDS WITH ASH TOO BC MARS)
(RAVEN WHAT THE FRICK DID YOU DO CHILD)
( just look at who your following)
(oh crud what)
(U FRIKING DOGGO Y WOULD U DO THIS)
(lol jk)
(huh?)
(Ohh waiiiittt. It's ok!)
(Yeah it is. Seriously, I understand you were a bit annoyed, because changing the password is y'know, not good. )
(Yeah. If I couldn't get in to my account, I'd probably freak out as well)
(I gtg to sleep so gnite!)
(I might not be at school. ;-; and if I'm not my dads gonna turn off the wifi.. so I may or may not be on. It depends.)
(and I'm not giving you my password. remember what happened last time?)
(I know Mythic and Raven's, and they both know mine, but not each other's)
(I don't trust you with mine anymore lol)
(ik. I'll tell u mine, as log as u dont mess with names or passwords or anything.)
(ok. I might tell you mine. email meee)
(Heyo boi)
(ey)
(Ive dont nothing....)
(BOI)
(ey)
(good. u?)
(which secret account? I have many.)
(I have liek 5 secret accounts)
(EYYYY SAME)
(OH MY GOFF. DAN LIKES NEKO ATSUME. AND PHIL DOES TOO)
(NO. IM DOING A BINGE WATCH)
(I am ashamed of myself)
( YOYOYO)
(who's on my account)
(WHO ON MY ACCOUNT)
(RAVEN OR MYTHIC OR ASH)
(ain't me)
(I WAS SPAMMED SO IT WASNT ME SO IT WAS RAVEN)
(ME AND MYTHIC WERE AT A BAND CONCERT) *Hugs knees and continue sitting on roof*
(I THINK PART OF ME IS STILL AFRAID OF THE CONCERT BC MY HANDS ARE STILL SHAKY)
(Nah. I think she aslep)
(y?)
(y would you think that?)
(I don't think she is Raven. She still loves you. )
(*pat pat* is ok fwend. )
(According to Ash, watching Dan and Phil is a good stress reliever.)
(*KAZOO KID TO CHEER YOU UP*)
(frick. *Yee memes to cheer you up!*)
(DOG MURDER. *Gabe the dog memes*)
(you can't kill Gabe. He's already dead.)
(I didn't learn that until two days ago... RIP Gabe.)
(*Hydrogen gas explosion* lol we will forever remember Gabe)
(*Chlorine explosion*)
(*Explosion*)
(*explosion of DANK memes*)
(*Explosion of ducks*)
(*mind implosion*)
(*mind bibliography*)
(*mind Science Fiction Novel*)
(*Mind craft*)
(YES. *Mind Roleplay*)
(NO. NEVER QUESTION THE ORIGIN. EVER.)
(EVARRRRRR)
(nope not allowed)
(*Is questioning this conversation*)
(*is questioning life*)
(*Hugs Raven* Doot)
(Luv chu 😚<3)
(Huehue *Dissapears then reapears behind u* Spooky ness)
(NO OVER 9000!!!)
(Oh... Thats gotta suck....)
(Brb gotta take a Star Test)
(*joins all roleplays*)
(Hey thats pretty good!)
(EY)
*Looks up at the sky, seeing a few specks of black in the distance* What're...? *They get closer and I realize what they are* Flyboys.(FLYING ERASERS OH CRUD) *Jumps down from the roof* Dadreas! Sypri! Andy! Flying erasers! We have to go now!
Yeah, and I'm Harry Potter. *Sees erasers approaching* We have to go.
(hey guys..)
(wifi goes out at 9 btw)
(STOP BEING SICK BOI)
(UR NOT ALLOWED TO BE SICK)
(IM SORRY)
(ITS OK ITS NOT UR FAULT U JUST CANT BE SICK)
(IM TIRED)
(so am I WHY ARE WE SCREAMING)
(BECAUSE IM TIRED AND SICK)
(*pat pat*)
(*casually cries and dies*)
(*Resurrects and u is no longer sick or tired*)
(*nope*)
(*yep*)
(gtg. am falling asleep literally baiiiii)
(k. bai fwend)
(Wassup)
(GSAP)
(*begins to question undertale*)
Frick! *I spread my wings and take off* ... *I see one of the erasers are carrying a hooman shaped object and it appears to be Razz knocked out and bleeding* how many of us have esacped?!? *Thinks Razz is an escaped Avian*
*I recognize Razz* That's not an Avian. That's the Eraser who I talked with... *I glance down at him* He doesn't deserve to go back to the school, or to die. *I fold my wings and dive down towards the Eraser who has him*
Huh? *Is confused but oh well...* *Sigh* Fiiiinnnee i'll help u rescue him... *Follows u*
*I kick the eraser in the side of the head, knocking him out* Thanks!
*I sigh and catch Razz* Ok!! We got ur boyfriend Echo! Lets go!
*I roll my eyes* He's not my boyfriend! *I unfurl my wings and take off*
Ok whatever you say *I smile jokingly at u* *I do le same*
That's like saying Dadreas is YOUR boyfriend. *I mutter* ~Probably is though...
*I laugh* Yeah. I ship it now! *Continues flying*
Tsk! You wish *Laughs*
Nah. I don't have to wish, because I can ship it! *I land near an abandoned ski resort* Hey, this'll work! Since it's summer!
*Walks into the ski resort* There's even food here...
(FRIIIICCKKK BRB GOTTA FIX MYTHIC'S ACCOUNT THEN)
*Turns around* Wait... who are you?
No, You look completely different from him.
Fair enough. But then why do you look different?
*I wait for u 2* Guys the erasers are going to catch up to us! hurry up!! Dosent matter who he is we gotta go!
Well ok! *Grabs some food, stuff it into my backpack and runs out the door*
*Sees a few Erasers flying towards us* We need to go now!
(RAVEN. IM STILL REALLY SICK. I PHYSICALLY CANNOT SPEAK)
(THATS WHY I WAS NOT AT SCHOOL)
(THE WORLD WANTS ME TO SUFFER.)
(FRICK)
(WHAT)
(nope. not allowed to die. ASH. DO YOU HAVE EBOLA)
(MY CAT FRICKEN ATE MY COMPUTER CHARGER WHILE I WAS GONE. HE BIT THROUGH THE ENTIRE THING)
(AND YES I DO)
(OH GOD)
(AND THE CHARGER WAS PLUGGED IN.)
(ASH OH MY GOD EBOLA)
(AND IS YOUR CAT OK)
(HOW DID HE EVEN)
(ERMAHGERD)
(No I don't have Ebola and YES HES FINE)
(GOOD AND GOOD AND ALSO SORRY FOR NOT RESPONDING IM ROLEPLAYING WITH TWO PEOPLE)
(IM TALKING TO PEOPLE AND WATCHING MOVIES SO)
(OH)
(MKAY)
(ITS FINE DONT WORRY)
(GOT IT)
(IM TIRED)
(THATS MY LIFE EVERY DAY.)
(SAME)
(Here's my morning. 1. Wake up. 2.Turn alarm off and fall back asleep. 3.Wake up again, 15 mins later. 4.Wish I could go back to sleep. 5.Repeat step 4 for the rest of the day)
(gtg. baiiii)
(mkay. baiiiii)
(EYYYY)
(Hey... Thats pretty good)
* One of the Erasers reaches the cabin before the others* Eraser boi 6272648478:*Sounds like a recorded message* You will come back to the School.
(Wow dats alot of numbers)
(hey, you know what's special about the numbers?)
(They're...)
(OVER 9000!!!!!!)
(bippity boppity flippity floppity)
(Okay so I'm now in possession of the original Ash's choker necklaces irl)
(wut)
(i see)
(cause Im a GryffinClaw *Song and dance to I'm an albatraoz(but no swear)*)
(ok so Sage and I exist in the same building and I think the world is going to implode)
(My god im reading this series^)
(savage)
(I got it from the library once... but I DIDNT READ THE NAME. SAVAGE)
(yeet :3)
(sure! I will say mine too but you only have five minutes to read it)
(Yesh)
(WASSAT)
(EXPLAIN PLS. *Floats in the air far enough away so I can't be stabbed with a FREAKING KNIFE*)
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