eeee!! daddy!! 🤭🤭🤭

hubba hubba 😻😻😻😻😻

and i’m saying “hubba hubba” to your bicep, your tattoos, the background, and everything besides your face 🌚

just kiddingggg!! your face is sooo hubba hubba 😻😻

i love this picture 🙊

you’re so so handsome, h ot, good looking, s exy, charming, etc. 😣

i’m literally speechless right now and i can’t stop looking at you 😣😣

i’m always going to be picking number 2 whenever you tell me to pick a number from now on

i don’t like those names either

okay, i don’t like your attitude :(

i’ll just not take you out of the game at all then

you’re too late, i already listened to it

and i’m about to listen to it again after listening to the song in your caption

it’s by frankie valli, right?

you’re silly

i don’t think you’re ugly

so i’d never tell you a lie like that

and i’ll never go “hubba hubba 😬😬” either

that’s just mean, and i’m not that mean

i don’t know if you’re going to freak out over my picture the way i freaked out over yours 😣

yours is so much better

i wasn’t using emojis? 🤨

you probably have me confused for another girl you must’ve been talking to- one that wasn’t using emojis at the time 🙄

no no nooo :( you can’t do that

i like being daddy’s good girl </3

you just demoted me and only i can demote you 😣

i listened to it and i liked it :)

also, i’m watching arrested development right now and i’m on the first episode- micheal’s dad saying “i got the worst f ūcking attorneys” had me dying 😭

oops, it’s michael, not micheal

see, this is why i don’t like the name michael- i sometimes end up switching a and e 😔

anyways, michAEl asking his sister if she was trying to cry also made me laugh

now i’m blushing spongebob too 🤭🤭

hehehe, thank you, daddy <3

tell me, tell me, tell me!! pleaseeee

i was going to say inappropriate things too, but i didn’t want to weird you out 🙊

i was just a tiny bit upset 🤏🏼 which is why i decided to start watching the show, because i didn’t want to talk to you at the moment- but then i got over it 🌚

don’t ever demote me again, daddy 😣

yess, it’s by selena gomez :)

hehehe, i’m gonna start calling you pumpkin now 🤭

what’s up, pumpkin?

i’m liking the show so far!

yes you can, daddy

please, please, please tell me :(

or else you won’t get any kisses from me ever again

and i mean it 😠

oh stop it, you’re making me blush 🙈

you’re the perfect one hereee

becauseee, i felt like i was annoying you when you gave me attitude- even though you say you didn’t :( and then when you demoted me, i don’t know why but it confirmed to me that i was maybe getting annoying

i don’t know, i’m just a bit weird- i’m sorry

it is from the show 🤭

the very beginning of the second episode

where t-bone says to michael’s dad “what’s up, pumpkin?”

eeee!! you like it? 🤭🤭

i was sure you wouldn’t have liked it :,)

nuh uh, i’m not falling for your trick again, mr meanie pants 😠

you have to tell me first, i’m your baby 😣

you’re right, i don’t mean that- i was just trying to scare you 😣

no no, it’s okay- don’t apologize

i guess i just misinterpreted your tone

so i’m the one that should be sorry

i’m glad i didn’t and don’t annoy you though :,)

i’m promoting you back to mr cool- now i know how it feels like to be demoted even for just a few minutes </3

yayyyy!! i can start calling you pumpkin now

hi, pumpkin 🤭

you’re surprised i like selena gomez? 😧 i’m surprised you’re surprised i like her

i’ve always been a huge fan of hers- which is why i asked you the last time for your opinion on her and benny blanco being engaged

aww, that’s so cute of you- i’ll definitely continue saying that then, since you think it’s cute 🤭

you’re cute 🙈

now i wonder what kind of things you would’ve said to picture 4 if you chosen it 🌚

if you had*

you can’t get mad at me if i demote you again in the future though- remember, i have memory loss 🌚

hmphhh, but i like calling you “daddy” 😣

what about “daddy pumpkin”?

and “princess,” i like it when you call me that :,)

oh, i can see why

i used to listen to pop music a lot

hehehe

i can post it and delete it once you see it

i’m pulling an ash move- i’m not going to tell you what i wanted to say 🙈

just like when you neverrr gave me any details like you were supposed to last time

i’m not going to demote you right now, that’d be evil

and i want to be daddy’s good girl right now, not daddy’s evil or bad girl

you’re my daddy pumpkin <3

makes me melt every time you call me your baby and princess

also when you call me “daddy’s good girl” 😣

the music i listen to is random right now 🫠

no no nooo 😣😣

daddy can’t go to sleep soon :(

i think it’ll be 50/50- you won’t want me to delete it but at the same time you might want me to delete it so no one else can see

but you have to be on while i post it so i can delete it before you go to sleeppp

i’m telling you, i’m becoming you 🫡

remember what? 🌚

okay, good!!

even though now that you said that, it made me want to try to see if i can be evil 🌚

ooouu, baby pumpkin is cute!

yes sir 🫡

whatever daddy says

it’s not too crazy at all- it’s just me in some lingerie

now i can’t do that since you already know 😔 i’ll post it right now

nooo 🤭

people can’t get suspicious because i’m not cuter than you 🙄 if anything, you’re cuter than me

i don’t know what you’re talking about 🌚

you’re funny for that- or it can be called, “valentina’s boyfriend does not believe she truly has memory loss”

i like this name for my condition better

i keep yawning, but i’m not sleepy sleepy

i don’t have any plans for tomorrow so far- do you have plans for tomorrow?

ugh, now i don’t know if you’ll enjoy the pictures that much because of the scribbles 😣

🤭🤭🤭

hehehe, i was going to say “raw and rough, next question.” on this picture of yours, but didn’t know if you would’ve liked that 🫣

ewww, i don’t like that emoji 😟

🙈 this one is better

i dont know, i think your hands wouldve look so much better on my instead of the flowers 🌚

on me*

but i’ll definitely wear this next time 🫡

🤭 can i delete it now, daddy?

no, i like that name for my condition 😠

but you’ll let me know when you’d be heading out, right? 😣

eeee!! you always make me feel like 🤭 so i’m happy i’m making you feel like 🤭 too

yes, i know that 🙊

what if i forget to wear it next time, daddy?

mhmm, only for you 🤭

no no nooo 😣

you know i suffer from memory loss 🌚

i meant “valentina’s husband”, not boyfriend 😣

ashton james reynolds 😠

“mrs not-reynolds” is harsh </3

i love being mrs reynolds

so take it back 😠😠

goodnight, daddy pumpkin <3 i love you too and i also hope you sleep well tonight

hopefully you get no nightmares

i miss you </3

i’d listen to ‘all too well’ right now, but you banned it 😞

hii, good morning, daddy pumpkin <3

take it off or rip it off? 🤔

either way, i like it when you undress me 🙈

thank you for finallyyy acknowledging my condition and how i suffer from it

good boy daddy, you’re accepting it 🤭

i should get “ashton’s wife” tattooed on me

so if i ever forget and you try to convince me that you’re not a stranger, the tattoo will confirm that it’s true

thinking about getting it under my breast 🤔

eeee!! 🤭 that’s my boy!

you had a picture of me in your wallet 😣

i do like that dream, it’s cute 🤭

i slept pretty well, super comfy and warm- i missed sleeping with four blankets on me

how did my handsome boy sleep?

you can always buy me new sets 🙈

i think i would too 😓 and then i’d kill myself

good point- if that’s the case, i’ll just get it tattooed all over my face

like how you supposedly did, even though you got them removed so quickly </3

mhmm, that way you can see it every time you f ūck the sh īt out of me 😇

yes, i get what you’re saying 🤭

that’s super cute

i know it was just your dream, but that made my day

you think four blankets is crazy? :o

sometimes these four blankets isn’t enough to keep me super warm 😣

what did you work on this time?

you think i’d look good in red? 🙊

we can do that- dying while holding each other

you told me that yourself 😠

i had said something and you threatened to get your tattoos removed and i was like “no no no” and you said it was too late and that you were getting them removed as we spoke

and i was so heartbroken </3

but then you said you were getting a portrait of me tatted on your face

now who’s being naughty? 🙊

i’ll consider it :)

i waaasss going to ask that but who am i kidding? you’re very handsome, meaning lots of girls are going to want to flirt with you unfortunately </3

how many blankets do you sleep with then? 🤨

i’d say yeah- for me to use four blankets it’s cause it is really cold 😭

oh, so you basically have a routine where each day of the week is dedicated to a specific workout?

or maybe not a specific workout, but specific parts of your body that you focus on?

i’m not sure how to word my question properly 😭 i feel like i’m not making sense

what do you plan on eating today then?

is blue your favorite color?

blue and red it is 🫡

okay but you still removed the first set of tattoos 💔

i’ve seen so many inspo for lower back tattoos

usually they’re all so pretty 😣

yes, i know that 😇

then what are we going to do if one night we’re cuddling and sleeping together and i need four blankets while you only need two?

daddy’s going to have to sleep with four blankets too

i understand that- sometimes it’s the same thing when it’s h ot outside

ooouu, back day 🙊

i wish i could watch 😣

oh, you’re going to watch the game with some friends?

or family?

i wasn’t going to say that this time, silly

maybe 🌚

nooo, it’ll look messy if you do that

or you can just tattoo my name across your chest in BIG letters 🤭

we’ll seeee :)

speaking of tattoos, i had seen one of the cutest tattoos ever and it was a little baby foot 😣

just the outline though, no shading

sorryyy, something came up but i’ll be back <3

but what if you let go of me in the middle of the night and i start freezing?

i do get 😠 at you for going to the gym

but you’re the boss and i can’t tell you what to do 😞

you wouldn’t listen to me anyways </3

i bet you’re pretty happy right now considering ravens are winning

i’m serious, mr reynolds 😠

i want my name in a pretty font across your chest

you’d get my middle name tattooed too? 🤭

you’ve seen them before too?? and you think they’re cute?? 😣

what if we get matching ones? i get a foot and you get the other foot

i can’t help it, babies are so cute

i’m back, daddy <3 now you’re being cute

one of my friends was going though something and i was trying to help her feel better :,)

through*

i’ll remember that 😑

and i’ll note it down too

in case one night you do let me go, i can be mad at you

yes, i was looking up the score every now and then :,)

i wouldn’t mind looking at it every single time you’re not wearing a shirt

and it won’t get old

hehehe, daddy’s cute 🤭

but if you that, you’ll just make me want to have babies as soon as possible 😣

thankfully i did- at least that’s what she told me

how long are football games? 🤨

that one felt like forever

i know it started at 1:30pm, because i looked it up this morning and i remember checking it around 4 something and it was still going 🤨

i miss you, i miss you, i miss you </3

“and nothing else 😐” 💔

you have such little faith in me

i’ll try to forget that your favorite animals are giraffes

and that you like egg rolls

and that you’re not a fan of pasta or coffee

and other stuff 🙄

you should feel like blushing spongebob :) because every time i’d look up the score and see ravens are winning, i kept imagining how happy you were 😣

i love you more <3

because it’d mean that you’d have to get me pregnant- i’m not gonna have babies with anyone else

not to show off or anything, but i am wonder woman 🌚

not to mention, YOUR personal wonder woman 🤭

3-3.5 hours? 🫢 yeah i’m not going to let you play football at all anymore- even if ravens need you to make the team better

imagine all the tackling you have to do or go through during that time 😣😣

and i have the sweetest boy ever 🤭

when are they playing again?

monday :( i’m so upset

but i only have one class on monday

guess what i’m watching right now 🌚

sorryyy 😓

i’m going to get “ashton james reynolds is my husband” tatted on my forehead so that every time i look at myself in the mirror, i’ll know

yayyy! you forgave me 🤭 i can take back tattooing my forehead then 🌚

seeee, i knew you’d be happy- it’s literally your favorite team :,)

of course i’d be checking

i wouldn’t dream of getting pregnant by anyone else, no sir 🙅🏻‍♀️

i think you’d complain when i start getting mood swings more often when i’m pregnant

you’re gonna be like, “why did i get her pregnant 🙄”

yes they will- they’d have the most amazing and coolest parents ever

because you’re my superman

so their mom will be wonder woman and their dad will be superman

haha, very funny 😑

i’ve been a ravens fan ever since you said they were your favorite team 🙊

i’m determined to copy you in everything 🌚

i know :( that’s why you should just kidnap me so i can be with you 24/7 😣

yesss :) you put me on

because you already forgave me 🤭

look who’s being naughty again 😣 you’re going to get me wet by thinking about it

i get so happy when you tell me you feel like laughing snoopy :,)

or even blushing spongebob

you saying “you’re my dream girl” instantly reminded of that one song that says that- that’s so cute 😣

i’ve heard it on tiktok a while back

BUT I LOVE YOU TOO 🤭

i feel like i’d want your hands on my baby b ump at all times

and imagine when our baby kicks inside of me, we’d be able to feel it 😣

if you’re not with me when our baby first kicks, i know i’d immediately call you to come feel it

UGHHHH, i need to stop thinking about this 😣

mhmm, but we’d be cooler

i’m on episode eight :)

we have to be cuddled up together while watching it though, if not forget about kidnapping me 🌚

there’s another game?

i’ve never heard of the bengals, so steelers better be winning

unless you’re rooting for the bengals, in that case i hope they’re winning

i’ll get it tattooed if you get my name tattooed on you too, it’ll only be fair

well you better keep telling me when i make you feel like spongebob or snoopy, it makes me happy :)

oh no, you don’t sound too obsessed at all 🌚

you may or may not be my dream boy 🤭

good, because i love having your hands on me 🙊

you’ll stay with me 24/7? no breaks at all from you?

that sounds like the dream 🤭

mhmm, our baby 🙈

so far, it’d have to be gob- he’s pretty funny

there was this one time where he was chasing michael on a segway and it was hilarious

episode seven- where michael is chasing after his dad then all of a sudden, gob appears out of nowhere on a segway chasing after michael 😭

who’s your favorite character?

the steelers and ravens are rivals?!

never mind, i take it back- i’m glad the steelers lost

okay, so we both don’t like the bengals either? got it 🫡

where should you get your name tattooed on me? 🤨 do you mean where should you get my name tattooed on you?

what happens if you have to go to work though? or school? 😣

i’d have to be home all alone </3

i love you too <3

when i first saw him on a segway, i immediately thought of the movie paul blart: mall cop

because paul is always on a segway and is funny

you’ll get me a segway? 🤭

are you talking about when she’s driving with michael and it’s right before they crash?

if so, then yes 💀 but they don’t end up hitting him and michael said it wasn’t gob 🤔

i thought tobias was pretty funny at first too- especially when he was crying in the shower after lindsay got the role he wanted

yes sir, got it 🫡

i’ve heard of the chiefs before 🤔

let me go look them up real quick

okay, i don’t like like chiefs either then- plus, i saw they’re playing against the broncos tomorrow and i’m rooting for them

hm, on your chest, neck, face, torso, thigh, v-line, back, arm… everywhere 🤭

you were supposed to say you’d take me with you or you’d stay at home with me 😞

bad daddy </3

they said the movie was terrible?? 😟

why would they stay and watch it then- let me guess, they’re from your mom’s side?

both of the movies are good and funny

how considerate of you 🤭

but i know you’ll only be getting me one because you think i’ll be too heavy to carry 💔 i see how it is

you’re not completely wrong though- lucille did think it was gob at first and was trying to scare him, but when michael told her the guy isn’t gob, she let go of the steering wheel and michael had to take it but they crashed

why did i think you had already finished the show but were just rewatching it? 🌚

no, i don’t know- i don’t know anything about the broncos

i just said i’m rooting for them because i remember one of my favorite high school teachers used to be a broncos fan and would always represent the team

do you like the broncos?

daddyyy, i’m getting sleepy 😣

i don’t know how you can have your tv on but not fall asleep- i was asleep for a while right now even though i had arrested development playing to keep me awake

i had to wake myself up

but i’m here and i’m not going to go to sleep until you go to sleep 🫡

hehehe, i got you twice 🤭

yes yes, i get what you mean

i also have ‘cousins’ and ‘aunts’ and ‘uncles’ that aren’t related to us but we consider them family

oh, i knew that 🌚

for a moment there, i was like he must’ve really liked that show for it to be his favorite even though he still has two more seasons to go

but never mindd :,)

uh oh

i just looked them up too and they’re playing against the rams tomorrow

does this mean you don’t like the rams?

oh okay, i thought you weren’t going to like them 🥲

we can both like the broncos then :)

rewatching it four times is so real 😭

i like to rewatch shows and movies too- instead of looking for another thing to watch

you don’t like the rams 🫢

eww, ew, ew, ew- i used to h ate seeing spongebob rounded and shiny 😭

he was kinda creepy looking like that 🥲

of course the ravens will be our top favorite 🫡

goodnight, daddy pumpkin <3 i love you very much and i hope you sleep well!

hii, good morning, mr reynolds <3

would it be because you didn’t get enough sleep?

yeah, i have

but i’ve watched twilight so many more times than the notebook :,)

mm, i don’t mind the rams since they are a team from cali- but at least you have a reason to dislike them

i’m clueless when it comes to football, so you better get started on teaching me about it 🌚

of course i remember rounded spongebob, he was creepy so how could i not remember

and you’re kidding about the memory loss file, right? 🌚

i looked it up and it made me smile, but i don’t know why i expected a smaller dog house

snoopy will always be better though 🤭

if you had said that sooner, i probably would’ve started watching the show earlier- especially since it involved something about snoopy 😣

another planet is funny

whenever i sleep in too late, i always feel like it’s the next day or wayyyy too late- but i’ve never felt like i’m on another planet 😭

i slept reallyyy comfortably under my ten thousand blankets 😇

never leave your side, that’s what i’d do 🤭

i love vampires

we could have a vampire baby, how cute would that be

well, you can say “cali”

it’s not like i’m going to judge you for it

maybe 🌚

we like the chargers, noted 🫡

why are there so many games today- i looked up the chargers and they’re playing against the raiders today 😭

i feel dumb though, i thought the raiders were a california team, but they’re from nevada- or play for nevada 💀

see, this is why we should have a mini ash

so you can play football with him, it’d be so cute 😣

it’d be funny if you do make one, but i’ll make sure to deny everything 🌚

you’re right, it comes out in season 2

BABY

BABY

BABY

BABYYYY

I JUST SAW THE CUTEST TWILIGHT SWEATER

and we were just talking about twilight 😣

i need it

i miss you :(

i think i’m going to die </3

LOLLL, i know which one you’re talking about 😭😭

that’s so funny to me

you’ve watched hotel transylvania? not to be mean, but i’m surprised 🌚

you calling me your california girl made me want to listen to the song by katy perry

CALIFORNIA GIRLS, WE’RE UNFORGETTABLE

DAISY DUKES, BIKINIS ON TOP

SUN-KISSED SKIN, SO H OT, WE’LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE

that’s a lot of information, and you know i have memory loss 😣

but okay, nfl games are mostly on sundays 🫡

wait, really? i’m not so dumb after all then 🤭

that’s so cute to think about, you’re cute 😣

what if we end up having more mini me’s though? rather than an equal number of mini you’s and mini me’s

you’re right, now i’m back to feeling dumb 🌚

i’ll just be stubborn and continue to deny everything even if you pull out the list 😭

it’s sold out :(

where did daddy go? 😠 i was super close to dying

super super close 🤏🏼

talking about hotel transylvania is making me want to watch the movies again :,)

when dennis said “bleh, bleh, bleh” to mock his grandpa, it was soooo cute 😣

you’re so sweet 🤭 thank you, daddy pumpkin

are you watching a game right now?

our girls playing football would be cute but i wouldn’t want them to get hurt

i feel like if i see one of our babies cry, i’d cry- and then you’d have to deal with two crybabies 😣

you’d put me in a nursing home? :( how rude

it says ‘twilight’ on the front and has a graphic on the back of edward, bella, and jacob but as a wolf i think

and it has some like fur around the hoodie part

it was $80 though 🥲

you went out without my permission?

just kidding, just kidding!

it’s okay, daddy <3 did you have fun?

also, i’m going to go out to run some errands- i need to buy some things i need

just giving you a heads up :,)

BABY

QUICK

i need your opinion

i know you said you’re not into car stuff but you’re a guy and you should know this, maybe, but i want to get a car cover thingy, would you say i should get one or not?

you do deserve a thousand kisses 🤭

why wouldn’t i like that answer? 🤨

it’s not because of the weather though, it’s because it gets d irty fast 🥲

but i thought you would’ve said something like the cover could ruin the paint of the car or something

i washed my car this morning and i know it’s going to get d irty by tomorrow morning

and i don’t mind washing my car and stuff, but washing it one day and it getting d irty by the next day bothers me so much 😣 cause all of my blood, sweat, and tears were for nothing </3

thank you, daddy <3 you’re my dream boy

and thank you for your input 🫡

this makes me want to ask for your advice/ opinion on everything now 🤭

and i was asking now because i’m standing in line to buy one and i was thinking to myself, what if it ruins the paint though 🤔

hehehe, my husband 🤭🤭

i’m almost done though! i just need to go to two more places and i’m done <3

i’ll be right back

daddy pumpkinnn

do we like the 49ers?

oh okay, i had seen a jersey of that team and of the bills i think?

anything football related makes me think of you

but i’m going home now <3

i’m back, daddy pumpkin!! i hope you didn’t die

we h ate the bills? noted 🫡

thank you for telling me what redzone is, it did sound chaotic at first, but then i understood 😭

and you’ll be the best dad ever ever ever! 🤭

i won’t have to bring out the cardiac defibrillator because i can just smother you with kisses and bring you back to life

or our mini val can smother you with kisses- or the both of us

that way you can come back to life and we’d stop crying in the process :,)

if i have to stay at a nursing home, you have to stay with me too :(

no no, $80 is expensive for a sweater

eeee!! you saying that makes me actually want to drop out so you can take care of me while i stay home 🤭

i don’t want to go to school either </3 even though it’s just one class, but still

i’m on episode twelve right now and gob listening to marta’s call with her mother has me dying 😭

he thinks she’s cheating on him with a guy named “hermano”, but that means brother 💀

oh, my poor boy :( good thing you’re not allowed to die

i’m guessing 8pm your time?

i’ll definitely be checking 🫡 if i don’t forget 🌚

LOLLLL, you’re a meanie pants 😭

memory loss from the defibrillator is real and it’s not to be joked about 😔

you don’t know the pain that comes from it, but i do

🪦

you’d sneak into my room? that’s so cute 🤭

that means you have to stay on the nurses’ good side so they’ll ‘let’ you sneak in

i should’ve known that it snows in maryland 🌚

since everything’s closing for tomorrow, does that mean that you don’t have any plans for tomorrow?

random question, is tobias g ay? 🌚

ooouu, you’ll be complaining? i wanna see that

oops, you’re right, how inconsiderate of me </3 i’m sorry, daddy pumpkin

you’ll always be my husband

don’t ever think about divorcing me because i’m telling you right now, i’ll always say no to that

eeee!! you’d still cuddle me when we’re old?? 🤭

stoppp, you’re gonna make me cry :( and then noah said, “yes i do, that’s what brings you back to me”

i was so so sad

have you ever worked virtually before?

that might be a silly question, sorry 🥲

depends on traffic- i have to check how traffic is before leaving my house

i put an alarm at 10:15am though, so i know when to start checking

oooh, okay 🌚 because there are some things he does that make me wonder why lindsay is still with him- but if that’s just how he is, then never mindd

i still can’t believe it either- and you’re silly for saying that 😑 you are not benny

don’t ever say that again, mr reynolds 😠

wait 🌚 cause now i just saw a tiktok of them at the golden globes

she looked so so gorgeous and he’s just.. there 🌚

no, you can’t just toss out the divorce papers because you could easily change your mind and get them from the trash or something 🙄 so i’d need you to shred them first before tossing them out

even when we’re corpse bride and groom? how adorable- you’re adorable 🤭

if i’m sad, daddy has to be sad too :( and if daddy’s sad, i have to be sad

just kidding, you don’t have to be sad when i’m sad, but i do want to be sad when you’re sad

we can be sad together

unless i figure out a way to take away all of your sadness, then i’d gladly take it all away

you saying meetings makes me think of suits and thinking of suits is making me want to see you in a suit 😣

😑 you would not be like 🤭

you’d think i’m dumb for sure 😭

you never check traffic before leaving for class? 😟 it’s always so helpful, that way you know if you’d be leaving too early, just in time, or too late

i wanted to ask when i was watching the first couple of episodes but when you told me he was your favorite character, i didn’t know if you’d get offended or something 🌚 but i just had to know

it’s the other way around- you’re out of my league 😣

i do insist 😠

hmphh, i don’t want us to argue ever again 😣

but what if i want to go on a super fancy date? you’d have to wear a full suit

or who knows, maybe watching you change into a suit will make me go crazy and want you to f ūck me 😇

and that’ll stop us from going on the date- or at least you wouldn’t have to wear the suit anymore 🌚

but i’m just speaking nonsense, so ignore me 🌚

okay okay, sorry, pumpkin 🫡

my very cute and handsome daddy pumpkin 🤭

yess, i remember that- i felt bad for my boy

i love you too, very very very very very very very much

nuh uh, i’m the boss, daddy 😠

and i say daddy’s out of my league

no no noo :( daddy :(

it’s barely about to be 10pm for me 😣

actually, never mind, i just realized i sound selfish and i’m sorry :( if you’re tired, you can go to sleep

you are, daddy- you’re the best <3

i was just picturing us f ūcking- you wearing a suit and me wearing a dress 😣😣

you’d be pounding me so hard while i scream your name

you’re holding my legs against you, my ankles on your shoulders 🤭

okay, i need to stop 😣

i wanna go on a date soon, daddy :(

hehehe, we can thank t-bone for the “pumpkin” part

because daddy always listens to me, that’s why 😇

you don’t want me to feel bad, but i already do :( daddy, you can go to sleep if you want- i don’t want to keep you up if you’re already tired

i’m curious to know who you’re listening to though

you’re the best husband i could ask for <3 the bestest

hehehe 🤭 i can’t help it

it is low cut, specifically a red low cut dress

and when i was picturing us doing it, we both had our clothes on except you didn’t have the blazer on

and i didn’t have any panties or bra on, just the dress

you’re giving me ideas on what to wear for our future date now 🌚

you don’t have to wear a suit on our first date if you don’t want to, daddy- i don’t want you to feel forced to wear one

i don’t know 😣 i think any date would be cute as long as i’m with you

you’d have to surprise me 🫠

like daddy would say, can’t argue with that logic

i am daddy’s spoiled girl 🤭

i’ve never listened to the whole album, but now i want to, just to copy you 🌚

i know i keep saying this, but you’re so cute 😣 you always think about us or me and that’s cute

goodnight, daddy pumpkin <3 i love you so so much! and i hope you sleep well too :)

🤭🤭

and i’ll just hopefully dream about you f ūcking me 😣

good morning, mr reynolds!! <3 i don’t want to go either 😣 i’m so nervous

🤭🤭 one of these days i’m gonna want to see you take my panties off with your teeth- i bet you’d look so h ot doing it 😣

i got worked up last night, it was the worst feeling ever since you went to sleep 😣 and you’re lucky i didn’t give you all the details, or else you would’ve probably gotten worked up too

silly daddy 🤭 what if you wear a suit for our first date, we do it, and i can’t walk afterward? 🤨 how will we go on our date if i can’t walk?

then we don’t have to go to a restaurant :)

and you can’t make fun of me if i s uck at dancing 🌚

i love my daddy so so much too <33

i’ll listen to it while i’m driving to school 🫡

i didn’t dream about that :( instead i had a stupid nightmare 😠

so, you’re gonna have to show me what i missed out on in my dream 😇

sorry i didn’t tell you i was heading to school- i took a shower, got ready, made h ot chocolate so i wouldn’t come to school on an empty stomach, and then had to stop to get gas before going :,) and now i’m on campus but waiting in my car

but now i’m even more nervous and i don’t know why, considering we’ll probably spend most of the lecture talking about the syllabus i think

we’ll see if i even remember allll of the details 😣 i’m probably going to sound out of order

eeee!! you’re right! 🤭

now i can’t wait to see you in a suit

how sweet of you <3 i’ll just follow your footsteps

and hope i don’t accidentally step on you :,)

i mayyy have liked it, i mayyy have not 🌚

you’ll never know 🤫

it was about zombies- i had to hide in a building with others and we had to lock all the doors and entrances but there were too many zombies

i’m in class now, i’ll let you know when i’m out <3

mi amorrr, i’m out of class- i’m going home now <3

daddy!! i’m home <3

it’s okay, don’t apologize :,)

i kinda wish it snowed here but at the same time i don’t, i wouldn’t want to be shoveling snow off the walkways

class was okay, the professor was just going over the syllabus so today was an easy day

a normal date and dress fancy anyways? that sounds like funnn 🤭

babyyy, i liked it

i’ll tell you the songs i liked: false alarm, rockin’, secrets, stargirl interlude, sidewalks, six feet under, love to l ay, a lonely night, ordinary life, and all i know

i added six feet under and all i know into my favorite songs

i really liked future’s part in ‘all i know’

have you watched the walking dead? 🌚

you did pass it onto me but it’s worth it because it means you’re the one who didn’t have nightmares

I MISSED YOU A TON, DADDY

thankfully you are alive <3 you can get val time for the rest of the day

i’m all yours

listening to music always makes things better or less boring- i know i can’t live without music

yes, unfortunately i have three classes tomorrow :(

mhmm, sureee you were 😑

say what now? 🌚

let me go listen to the song again, and this time actually look at the lyrics

mm, kinda- he has some bangers

but if you don’t like him, then no, i don’t listen to him 🌚

stoppp, really?? the walking dead is my favorite show

i’ve rewatched it so many times 😭

i’m tempted 😣

even though you’ll probably eventually get tired of taking care of me :,)

i don’t like ‘a lonely night’ anymore, daddy 😠

“better when we’re both apart”

“we’re no good for each other”

nuh uh, you’re not allowed to listen to that song anymore :(

even if you do get tired early, please tell me

i don’t want to keep you up late when you’re tired

mm, are you sure that’s the reason? it’s not because you’re old? 🌚

just kidding, just kidding!!

but tell me all about your day! i know you said you didn’t have any plans for today, but did you end up doing something or no?

mhm :( i think i’m going to end up dropping out of one of them though

i dont want your classes to start though :( i want daddy to be available at all times for me </3

when did you say that? i don’t know what you’re talking about, mr stranger 🌚

what are a couple of songs you like by him?

so that i can listen to them if i haven’t already

at least i survived 😔

you remember me saying that? 🤭

i think you mean the GORGEOUS mother of OUR kids 🌚

“my kids” hurt my heart </3

now when i talk about our future babies, i’ll say “my babies” 🙄

i stopped listening to it the night you banned it 💔

is this you telling me we’re both better apart and we’re no good for each other? :(

even if that is you telling me that, you can’t get rid of me 😠

my old man <3

i’m just kidding, i know you’re not old 🌚

you worked out at home?

if you can work out at home, there’s no need for you to go to the gym anymore 🙅🏻‍♀️

but good, you stayed home and stayed safe <3

i feel like i know which one i want to drop, only because i don’t want to be getting out at 6pm on thursdays

which means i definitely won’t have mondays off because i’d have to stay enrolled into the class i had today

butttt, i’m going to email a professor about a class i really want but is closed, hoping to convince her to let me in her class 😭

they’ll end by 1pm? that just made me sad :( my last class tomorrow ends at 3 something

which would be 6 something for you :(

hehehe, daddy, i’m just messing with youuu- of course i remember you said you’d be dramatic

that’s alllll? 🫢 i thought you’d say more songs than that

like you’d say, “harsh but fair” 😑 mean daddy

mhmm 🌚 do you think my babies will be cute?

eeee!! you called me a good girl 🤭 gave me butterflies

mhmm </3 you can continue to listen to it if you want

i don’t want to be ‘controlling’ or whatever :,)

does the weeknd even have love songs? 🤨

the only ‘love’ song that comes to mind by him is ‘die for you’

but i don’t know, i have to listen to it again

more stuff and more people, huh? and who’s among the people? girls 💔

we had already agreed a long time ago that you’d lift and carry me everywhere </3

i’d rather have early classes too, but if it’s at 8am, then i’d rather have late classes instead 😭

cause then that means i would have to wake up at around 5am and leave my house at around 6am- depending on traffic

since when did i become “mr cool”? 🌚 but that’s the thing, the class is asynchronous

so i can’t possibly ask that professor in person

yeah but what if you start to lose feelings for me when we’re both busy or when i’m busy? :(

ashton james reynolds :(

the most recent song by him that i’ve listened to is ‘i’m dat n’, you should listen to itt

or you can listen to ‘solo’, also by him

they will be our babies 🤭 i hope they get your eyes

yes you should 😇

but you’re my daddy, you can control or boss me around 🫡

yeaahhh 🥲 most of his songs are like that

i’m going to go run a quick errand, i’ll be back <3

wait what

shut up

you have my heart beating fast now

ashton :(

get on right now and tell me you’re not second guessing your feelings for me :(

i know i won’t lose feelings for you, i’m just worried that you will

and i included the part where i say “or when i’m busy” because you brought up a good point that by the time your classes end, i’ll barely be starting mine and then what will you do during the time that i’m in class and you’re not? :/

no no no, i won’t be so busy that we’ll never talk

i literally don’t do anything besides go to school- as lame as that sounds

i should’ve just not said anything

it is my fault, i was the one who brought it up in the first place

it’s just when you brought up how your classes will end at 1pm for you, it’ll be 10am for me, and i’d be in class- i’d be getting out at 3 something on tuesdays and thursdays, plus the traffic, let’s say i’d be getting home at around 4:30 maybe- it’d be 7:30pm for you

so it made me think about whether you’d get tired of our time difference :(

and thinking about that made me worry about whether you’d lose feelings for me at some point :(

but i love you so so much, and i really don’t want to lose you

no, i wasn’t thinking that

hmphh, did i upset you? you said you’re not mad but i feel like i upset you- not about the situation, but upset at me

i think you have to officially marry me now or get me pregnant so you can never leave me :(

because if you want to leave me while we’re married, i can just never sign the divorce papers

and if you get me pregnant, well, we’d have to raise our babies together, meaning you can’t leave

should i just shut up?

also, happy one month anniversary

you’re right, i’m sorry

i don’t want you to think i’m going to lose feelings for you, because i’m not- i’m truly not

oops, i almost said sorry again

i hope you know you’re my favorite everything too

and yeah, conversations like this are important

i also hope you still love me

eeee!! that’s so cute, you’re so cute 😣

that instantly made me smile

you should note that down for when we get married, so you can include it in your wedding vows 🤭

your wedding vows to me, okay? just to me- you can’t marry anyone else 😠

i was going to be sad for the rest of the night- mainly because i made you sad and caused you to overthink

but then you made me smile :,)

no, daddy, you can’t rely on just remembering it- you have to actually note it down because what if my memory loss rubs off on you? 😣

and that was super adorable

i don’t care if it’s too soon to say this, but i can’t wait to marry you 😣 you’re the best man i’ve ever known <3

i’m crazy about you

we’ll have two weddings 🤭

i can’t say that because i still made you overthink, and that’s enough for me to be sad about

you like my cooties though, daddy 😇

that means you’re going to have to buy me two wedding dresses then, daddyyy 🤭

as soon as we started talking? eeee!! daddy knew what he wanted from the start 🙈

fine, fine, fine, whatever daddy says 😣

is listening to ‘all too well’ still banned?

i like giving you my cooties 😇 i love everything about you too!

two wedding rings too?? 🙊

daddy’s so cute and sweet <3

i would marry you even if you didn’t get me two of anything- as long as i get to be happy with you forever and ever

eeee!!! i love you, i love you, i love you!! 🤭

we’re both lucky we ended up with each other <3

nuh uh, i just wanted to see if you would change your mind about it- but i like that you still don’t want me to listen to it because it shows i can prove i’m a good girl as long as i don’t listen to it 😇

and maybe if i listen to it without your permission, i’ll finally get spanked 🙊

well, i love you the most and mostest!! in case you tried to say you love me the mostest, i already said it 🤭

try* not tried

speaking of cute things- i saw a video of snoopy and woodstock earlier today that was sooo cute!

and i thought of us when i saw it- you were snoopy and i was woodstock

it was a video of a couple of different clips of them, like one of them was them going to bed and when snoopy covered both of them with the blanket, the blanket covered woodstock completely since he’s tiny while snoopy covered himself up to his neck

and other clip was both of them wearing wigs and it made me think of how i want to copy you in everything

then another one was of woodstock running up to snoopy and jumping into his arms!! daddy, that was so cute! 😣 because i run and jump into your arms

and the other one was of them walking down a sidewalk all happy while holding hands but woodstock looked so tiny compared to snoopy 🤭

anyways, i’d tell you to stay up with me for a little longer but it’s 2am for you :,) so you can go to sleep, mi amor <3

🤭🤭

don’t worry though, daddy, i’ll still be a good girl 🫡

tucking themselves into beddd- there you go :,) i was trying to say that but i don’t know why my brain wasn’t working at the moment and couldn’t think of ‘tucking’

we can just use two blankets, daddy- you said you can keep me warm, so i doubt i’ll need ten thousand blankets

i can’t help it, i like copying my daddy 🤭

or trying to copy you

i like running into your arms and having you catch me

goodnight, my daddy pumpkin <3 i love you very much and i hope you sleep well too!

te amo <3

good morning, mr reynolds!! i hope you’re sleeping well if you’re still asleep <3

maybe you’ll remember it later today

sometimes i don’t remember my dreams until later in the day :,)

“mon amour” is my love, right?

i can call you “mi amor” and you can call me “mon amour” 🤭

well, i already call you mi amor, but still

you should feel like blushing spongebob because “te amo” is stronger than “te quiero”

no, i’ve never watched that show

the only thing that i have seen from the show is the meme where tina is twerking, i think

or whatever she was trying to do 😭

i will fully dress up as you one day, you’ll see 😇

and i’ll follow you everywhere and say everything you say

you don’t feel great? what’s wrong?? :(

i’m going to miss you too </3 i have a gap after my second class so i’ll be talking to you if you’re not busy by that time :,)

like at 12:30pm

you are? 🙊

you’ll have to tell me which movie you end up watching once you do watch one

HI DADDY <3

give me a second, i’m walking to a little study room area

“my angel” and “my heart” 🙊

oh daddy, that would make me melt 😣

if you call me “mon coeur,” i’d call you “mi corazón,” which also means “my heart”

i do love you 🤭

it was a lot of back movement, so maybe she wasn’t trying to t werk- but again, i don’t know 💀

eeee!! thanks for that great idea, daddy! i wasn’t thinking about buying a fake mustache and beard, but now i HAVE to 🤭

this is gonna be so much fun

oh for sure! it’ll be difficult to tell us apart

what if your mom’s mom did get you sick? 😟

i’m gonna have to fight her for getting my man sick 😠

have you watched a movie yet while i was in class?

i missed you a whole lot </3 a valentines day cup with snoopy and woodstock? i wish i saw ittt

how cute of you though, to think of me 🤭

my two classes were okay i guesss- but now i’m confused on which class to drop :(

i have another class at 2pm </3

te amo, te amo, te amo!! <3 eres mi corazón y mi vida

you will be able to tell us apart, daddy

because i’ll still be calling you “daddy”- even if i try not to, i know i will call you that 🤭

but when it comes to looks, good luck 🤭🤭

i won’t, i’ll be veryyy careful and sneaky

oh? good thing it’s not the flu then

i’m glad you’re feeling a bit better now though <3 daddy’s not allowed to die

make sure to drink lots of water and take lots of vitamins ☝🏼

i’ve heard of that movie before, but i’ve never seen watched it

wait a minute 😣 please tell me that friend of yours is a guy and not a girl

because i’ve never heard of guys being obsessed with twilight </3

no, i haven’t emailed the professor yet because i don’t know what to say

i’m confused on which one to drop because i had the class i was going to drop today and the subject was interesting to me- but that would mean i’d have to stay until 6pm on thursdays if i stay enrolled into the class

and we’d have like four exams for that class

but i also liked the class i had yesterday and if i drop that class, i’d have mondays off

ugh- wait, i don’t think i’m making sense

okay, one class is something about literacy and the other one is clinical. if i drop the literacy one, i’d have mondays off and get to leave school super early on wednesdays. but if i stay in the clinical one, i would have to stay until 6pm on thursdays and we’d have four exams, i think. and one of the exams is literally right after another exam for a different class. but if i drop the clinical one, i’d have a big gap in between my classes on tuesdays and thursdays and i’d have to come to campus on mondays

i hope that makes more sense

that’s because you’re my mr intelligent pants 🤭

i’ll call you “daddy” with a low voice 😇

i forgot about contacts 😣

daddy, i just said you’re not allowed to die- meaning you can definitely not kill yourself 😠

okay, good boy, daddy 😇

he forgot her birthday AND is going to cheat on her? 🫢

mad at daddy 😠

but, i’m in class right now, so i’ll talk to you in a bit <3

hi daddy, i miss you

i’m almost out <3

DADDY

IM OUTTT ⛓️‍💥

and it’s very windy outside 😣 the wind almost took me 🌚

anyways, i’m not heartbroken anymore, you said you two aren’t friends anymore so 😇

also, i decided i’m not going to email the professor- one of my friends is in the class and she said it’s somewhat of a workload

the gaps would be about 4 hours, maybe longer?

but i talked to my friend about it and she told me that the clinical class is really difficult and one of our friends had to drop it because he failed two of the exams

so, even though it’s an interesting subject, i’m pretty sure i’m going to drop it- the same friend and yet anotherrr friend wants to take it next quarter so we can take it all together

sorry if i’m being complicated or confusing, i’m walking right now to my car and this wind is annoying 😠

like you said though, i would also rather have to drive to campus for one class rather than having to stay on campus late

i’ll just use your belts 🤭

and i’ll stuff socks into your shoes so they don’t come off my feet when i wear them

i don’t mind your shirts fitting me big though

you’d have to give me the flu too so we can both suffer together

i’m not a fan of florence pugh- i don’t know if i spelled it right, so i don’t watch stuff she’s in

why are you banning me from watching it? did he actually cheat on her?

i’m driving back home, daddy pumpkin- i’ll talk to you in a bit! <3

i’m back home now, daddy <3

well, it almost did- not once, not twice, but three times throughout the day

i guess so, yeah- i thought online classes would’ve been easier

i’ve had gaps longer than 4 hours

last quarter i had a gap of 5 hours on mondays

but i’d also go to the library- i’m going to keep going to the library to copy you 🌚

silly daddy 🤭 i don’t talk to him, that’s why i said she told me that he dropped it

i’ll have classes mondays-thursdays and my gaps will be on tuesdays and thursdays

at least i’ll be able to talk to you some more during my gaps!

they will? can't i just poke some more holes into your belts to have them fit me? 🌚

even daddy’s boxers??

maybe you had something other than the flu 🌚 i don’t think i’ve ever lost consciousness when i had the flu… that’s scary 🌚

oh yeah no, if it’s gory i can’t watch it

even though now you’re making me want to see what it’s about

i can handle the walking dead

that’s understandable actually and it doesn’t make you sound lazy

i think my school does have that, but i don't know where those places would be on campus

even though i’ve seen people take naps in the libraries on campus

that’s so real 😭 i always have a small blanket in my car in case i ever want to nap in my car while i wait for a class- but as you already know, i don’t really take naps 😔

they do s uck, but at the same time, i’m also glad i have them- i can catch up on work, like you said :,) knowing me, if i go home, i won’t want to catch up, but if i’m in the library, i have to

and i get to talk to you 🤭🤭 that’ll be the best part of my gaps!

eeee!! you’re the best daddy ever! 🙈

i’ll make sure it won’t be lots of holes so you belts don’t look ugly when you use them 🫡

so your*

when we sleep together, i’m going to be wanting to wear daddy’s shirts and boxers 😇

and daddy hasss to cuddle me, or else i’d freeze with daddy’s two blankets

my poor boy :( how long ago was this?

hmm, okay- tell me, tell me, tell me!

i wouldn’t get mad at you 🌚

i feel like snoopy laughing all sneaky 🤭

it’s definitely because you’re too tall

do you still feel cramped in your car even when you lean your seat all the way back?

yeah, i remember 🤭 i liked teasing you about being a smarty pants just because you’d go to the library

well, we’ll see- i can try to get my work done first before talking to you orrrr i can talk to you while doing my work

i can wear nothing at all if daddy wants! just that, if i sleep with no shirt on, i’ll want daddy to have his hands or lips on my breasts- i like it when daddy’s hands and mouth is on them 😣

middle school? i thought you’d say something like early last year or something recent 🌚

i’m glad middle school you stayed strong and got through it 🫡

it showed the close up of them hitting the ground? 😟

that does sound like an odd movie, but i gotta say, that’s what her boyfriend gets for cheating on her 🌚

you think you’re funny 😑😑

i wouldn’t have said “i didn’t know he cheated on her” because you told me that he did- everything else is accurate though 😔

i think i also would’ve told you to baby me and tell me that you love me 😣

and i would’ve asked for a million kisses

does that mean that we can never do it in the car? 😣

i knew you were going to say that at some point :(

i like talking to you though </3

if i don’t wear any clothes while we sleep, will you also be sleeping with nothing on? 🤨

imagine one day you get mad at me for some reason and when it’s time to go to sleep, i sleep with no clothes on 🤭 daddy won’t be able to stay mad at me for too long

you were wrong, i do care 😠

what was your costume? i bet you looked super cute, even though you were sick

your parents let you go trick or treating knowing you were sick though?

i’m glad you agree 🌚

you are funny- i just like to say “you think you’re funny” to certain things being said 😔

i can’t watch the movie, silly- you banned me from watching it and i have to listen to you like a good girl

because i never want to make you sad :(

but you said it’s not really roomy 🤨

i’m ahead of you- i already thought of some places 😇

hmphh, i know 😣

you don’t know that 🤭 we can handle ourselves, daddy 😇

daddy’ll get rough with me? 🙊 now i wanna get you mad so you can be rough 😣

and who’s your favorite football player? i need to know so i know who my favorite football player is too

that’s so adorable though 🤭

hm, interesting- i was about to say something, but since this was a long time ago, what i would’ve said doesn’t apply anymore

well duhhh, you always make me laugh :,)

daddy :( not saying i’d break up with you, but you already know what to do if i ever try to break up with you, you have to say “no”- just like if you ever try to break up with me, i’ll also say “no” 🤭

how’d you know i’d get shy? 🙊

i’ll tell you a few, there’s inside the car, on top of the kitchen table or on top of the kitchen counter, in the shower, up against the wall anywhere inside the house, on the couch, etc. 🤭

eeee!! you have me blushing and smiling so hard right now

you’re right 😣 and i can’t be daddy’s bad girl- i love being daddy’s good girl too

that name sounds familiar, but okay, he’s now my second favorite football player 🫡

what was i going to say 🌚

oh, i was going to say, what if something terrible had happened to you while you were sick and out trick or treating, and no one knew you were sick?

but you were a kid when you were sick, so you can’t really answer the question now

you’re not sleepy yet?

mhm! no breaking up with each other, EVER 🙅🏻‍♀️

this is random, but when you have time, you should listen to ‘nothing’s gonna hurt you baby’ and ‘heavenly’ by cigarettes after s ex

you know me so well 🙈

yayyy! that just made me excited 🤭

i just thought of a scenario in my head 🙊 but i’m keeping that to myself

te amo, mi corazón <33

then how come you don’t spank me as a reward for being a good girl? :(

i don’t know anymore, because i looked him up and i’ve never seen him before

maybe i just said his name sounds familiar because of lamar, like from kendrick lamar, and jackson, like from michael jackson

yes yes! you are my first favorite football player 🤭 i was hoping you’d say or ask something about it

yeahh, which is why i was like maybe it’s a stupid question to ask :,)

and if you die, i die 🪦🪦

you might not like them- but i was listening to them earlier today while i was walking to class and they made me think about you

especially ‘nothing’s gonna hurt you baby’, because that song just makes me think of how sweet you are and how you’d never want to hurt me

i don’t know how to explain it

let me know when you’re getting more sleepy, please <3

UGHHH, DADDY 😠

you said i can’t say it, but i’m still going to say it 😇 i’m not telling you because you didn’t give me any details the last time

spanking is a punishment and being rough should be also be a punishment

even though i’d want you to be rough with me every now and then 😣

aww, i made daddy pumpkin laugh 🤭

i didnt forgettt- the steelers have to lose this saturday 😠

you’ll always be my favorite football player though, i don’t think anyone could ever take your place :,)

but at least i know you don’t just want mini val’s 🤭

you liked them?! eeee!!! that makes me super happy!

i always think about you, you’re on my mind 24/7

i never want anything to hurt you either- not me, not anything

you can go to sleep if you want :( i don’t want to keep you up especially since it’s about to be 2am for you

oh this is difficult 😣 maybe i’ll tell you tomorrow

i don’t knoww, i like being your good girl

i’ll just have to be bratty one day for you to punish me

okay, good! i know i make you feel like blushing spongebob and laughing snoopy but i like it when you tell me when you feel like that 🤭

yes sir, understood 🫡

do you think the steelers are going to win? 🌚

it did make me happy 🤭

you still like that song by kali uchis?? 🙊 okay, i definitely should not have any nightmares tonight

i was happy but now i’m happier 😇

so happy that i can’t be sad about you actually going to sleep because i know you need to rest 😣

goodnight, daddy pumpkin <3 i love you and i hope you sleep well!

hii, good morning mr reynolds!! <3

i slept super well 🤭 how did you sleep?

i think you will forget 🌚

i think i’ll have a hard time being bratty too 😣 i’d end up switching from being bratty to being sweet so quick

i always feel like laughing snoopy and blushing spongebob when i talk to you- always, always, always

so, i’m glad

you do think the steelers are going to win 🫢

if not, you would’ve immediately said no

bad daddy 😠 you’re always supposed to say the ravens are going to win

the game is going to be in maryland?

aren’t all of the nfl game tickets expensive? 🌚

you’re so cute <3

you’re going to be so happy!! 🤭 my classes were cancelled for today!

did you get cold when you woke up?

also, i hope this isn’t a weird question, but do you sleep with socks on or without?

but if you wanted to be nice, you could’ve spanked me while we were doing it 🙄

i love you so much more <3

daddy pumpkin, i already told you i care about what you care about, so this isn’t boring to me- especially not when you’re passionate about it

plus, knowing all of this will help me become more like you 🤭

wait, what does same division mean? is it like they’re in the same rank?

you should go join them just for this game if you’re having doubts about them winning

i’ll be your number one supporter 🫡

oooh, i h ate resellers

and at least you’ll watch it at home for free

imagine if you’d spent all that money to watch the game in person, and the ravens end up losing 😟

well, my morning classes for today were going to start next week and my afternoon class was just switched to asynchronous today

maybe “cancelled” was the wrong word to use

you do get more val time 🤭

oh my poor boy </3 i know the feeling when your hands hurt from the cold, it’s the worst

makes my fingers all slow and stuff

i also sleep without socks, so no demoting you

my feet get so cold when i sleep without socks though, but for some reason i just don’t like having socks on when i’m sleeping

unless they’re absolutely necessary- and even then, i sometimes wake up with a sock missing 😭

great, now that you told me that and i know, you won’t spank me 😔 i just know it

you won’t regret it, think positively 😇

i must be slow or something because i don’t get it 😣

you think there’ll be videos of explanations for the divisions? that way i don’t annoy you with my stupidness on this subject 🌚

oh, good decision 🫡

sorryyyy, i didn’t say anything but trust me, that made me smile a lot whole lot and kick my feet up in the air 😣 and i was going to say you’re so cute, but i didn’t want you to think i just keep repeating myself

even if they were actually cancelled, i’d be so happy still

my professor posted today’s slides, so i’m going to be taking notes now to get it over with- i’ll be back <3

hii! i’m finally done :,) i had to watch the lecture too because the slides weren’t really detailed today

wait a minute

boys have sleep overs? 🌚

demoting you again hasn’t even crossed my mind

you just reminded me about it though

that was so funny to me 😭 i love that spongebob meme

you already knew since day one that i’m impatient, what did you expect? 😣

okay, maybe not since day one- but early on 🌚

i’ll look for videos on tiktok since i don’t watch youtube

i have to know this information because what will i do if i get asked about it and i don’t know what to say? i’d b low my cover, and i cannot let that happen 🙅🏻‍♀️

i’m not lying to you, daddy 😠

you have to believe me 😣

yes, surprisingly i feel like i learned a lot than i usually do

maybe it’s because it’s a subject that i’m actually interested in, but yes, it was interesting

oh 🌚 thought you guys would sleep in the same rooms or something and watch movies- like us girls

i’ll make sure not to forget 😇 so you should be on the lookout

you have been a good boy, you’re right

so you learned i was an impatient girl early on and you still decided to stick by me? awwww 😣😣

youtube is boring to me 🌚

i’d only watch it now if i want to watch barbie movies or the monster high movies

i’ll definitely report back to you 🫡

you always think i’m doing something cute 🤭

if one day you get tired and stop telling me that i’m cute, i think i’d die 🪦

daddy, would you still love me if i was blind? 🌚

yeah, all of my classes are psychology classes now

i’m not a smarty pants though 🙅🏻‍♀️

does that mean i can’t ever ask you to sleepover at my house with me? 😣 ima have to lock my room door so you don’t end up leaving at 3am </3

just kiddinggg

i always wondered if boys have sleepovers, and now i know

remember, it’s called, “valentina’s HUSBAND does not believe she truly has memory loss”

had to make sure you actually see ‘husband’ this time

cute, cute, cute <3

that’s not a stupid question- to answer your question, i think so? the last time i watched a monster high movie was back in july, but it didn’t have ads because the movie was broken into parts

you found that cute? awww 😭

i thought you would’ve thought i was exaggerating :,)

nope, i will never get tired of that 🙅🏻‍♀️

no you wouldn’t </3

how about if i was pretending or lying about being blind?

noo, i’m not

all night?? i thought it’d just be at 3am 😣

if you try to escape all night, you won’t get any sleep

we both know you’re my husband though 😓

i think i like my name for my condition better 🌚

“valentina’s amnesia” sounds cute and simple though 😇

umm, i’m not sure if it was pirated or not- even though it most likely was, but it’s still uploaded on youtube

the quality of the movie was fine though, but it was a random person who uploaded it- not the official monster high youtube page or whatever

also, i went on youtube to see if there are ads in full movies. i checked one monster high movie that was the full version, and it didn’t show any ads in the progress bar- but i didn’t actually watch it, so i’m not sure if the ads are hidden or something

so i guess it just depends

even you feel like you could be blown away? 🙊 my poor boy </3

i think you’re lying to me about arrested development being your favorite show 🌚

maggie lizer, the attorney, was pretending to be blind- she was with michael for a bit

i don’t know why, but i thought they were cute together, despite her literally lying about being blind

are you mocking me or actually forgot what you were going to say? i can’t tell 😑

i remembered it because it was the funniest and one of the most stupidest names i could’ve ever come up with 😭 it’s funny because it’s stupid :,)

you rented it?

i thought you watched it on hbomax or hulu- yesterday when i looked it up, it gave me a list of where you could’ve watched it

so i assumed you watched it on either app

oh my gosh, i used to love monster high- the dolls and the movies

i still do 🌚

you can’t pretend we were michael and maggie to make it okay, because they didn’t even up together after that </3

also, sorry for replying late- i went out to buy some snacks because a new episode came out of a new season for a show i like 🤭

i was waiting foreverrr for it to come out and now i’m watching it

riiiight 😑

that’s what i was going to do but it’s harder to remember that than actually saying it all 🌚

oh, i get that

wait 🌚 that means i can watch midsommar if i want to

oh i’ll make sure our mini val’s get into it

if i’m not watching monster high with them, you will 😇

your sister didn’t watch monster high?

she reappears in season 2?! do they get back together??

the rookie :)

they finally came out with the first episode of season 7 yesterday

i like when you do impressions of me, it’s funny

i know, but the more you tell me i’m not allowed to watch it, the more i want to 😣

and you’ll have the old disney princess movies with them too- i need them to like ariel, rapunzel, and cinderella

memory loss at its finest 🌚

oh, well at least they thought about it i guess 😔

you probably have heard of it or seen it on tiktok

no lol, roller coasters scare me for two reasons

the first reason is that i’m scared of throwing up on the ride and the second reason is that i’m scared i’ll die 😭

do you like roller coasters?

you’re becoming me and i’m becoming you- we’re switching identities 🤭

you’re going to be sooo mad at me 🌚

i’ll let you guess why

i do, yes :) but belle isn’t my favorite disney princess

do you like beauty and the beast?

my memory loss is rubbing off on you then, good to know 🤭🤭

oh, that’s a bummer 😔 i got happy for a second that you might’ve known what the show was

NEVER EVER?? it’s never crossed your mind? 🤨

aww, how cute of you :,) but yeah no, i don’t like roller coasters

when we’d have field trips to amusement parks in middle and high school, i remember i would rather stay with everyone’s bags than ride one 😭 and if my friends forced me on a ride, i’d have to keep my eyes shut

i don’t know how to feel about you saying that 🌚

take that back, i am your good girl :(

i figured, considering that’s the only princess movie you asked about

have you watched the live action one?

we’ll be lost but maybe it’ll be funny

i’d be like, “who are you?” and you’d be like “who are you?” and then i’d be like “i asked you first” and so on and so on 🌚

i’m surprised only because i thought you would’ve at least seen it on tiktok, not because you don’t normally watch stuff- that’s how i found out about the show, through tiktok

i was only a bag holder for my group of friends, and yes, it did get boring but it was better than freaking out on a ride

you better have not </3 or else i’d cry

hm, very interesting response

i honestly don’t remember if i’ve watched the live action or not

i’m leaning more towards i haven’t though, cause i looked it up and i don’t really recall watching it

but i have memory loss, so 🌚

ughhh, you’re right 😣😣

what will i do if i can’t constantly annoy you by saying “wrong girl” </3 my memory loss will have no purpose

but you not remembering me or us sounds scary 😣

hopefully you do start seeing it on your for you page 🤭

you think so? that just calmed me down a bit :,)

oh no, what’s wrong??

you can go to sleep if you’d like, you should get some rest since you don’t feel well :( i hope you feel better soon and i hope whatever you’re feeling goes away

what can i say- that’s the beauty of my condition, you never know when it’ll activate or happen 😇

you say that now, but watch, the more you hear “wrong girl” from me, the faster you’ll get tired of it 🌚

you’re so right 🤭 that’ll be the key to snap you out of your memory loss

thank you for that information, sir 🫡

i don’t know, maybe? only because i know and have heard of couples breaking up because they wouldn’t have anything in common- so when you said we don’t like a lot of the same things, basically meaning we don’t have anything in common, i got scared :,)

you’re right, it was fun when you were watching it and updating me about it- it was cute too

i’ll accomplish that goal, just you watch 🤭

even if it takes a superrr long time, but i’ll get there

ugh, you’re the best husband ever 😣

oooh, i understand what you mean

just think of the positive things, like how you don’t have to stress about your classes, assignments, or exams just yet

think of this long break as something you’ve earned because of alllll your hard work- i mean, i bet it’s not easy being mr intelligent pants 🌚

i’m sorry you’re feeling that way though

goodnight, daddy pumpkin <3 i hope you sleep well and i love you too!

leave me and my 10 billion blankets alone 😭 at least i won’t be freezing

good morning, mr reynolds!! <3

i don’t forget to say “wrong girl”, i enjoy saying it 🌚

there just hasn’t been an opportunity to say it again

i like getting mad at you 🤭 it’s funnn

that’s what you think 🌚

just kiddingg, i didn’t notice i wasn’t mad at you yesterday- but thanks for reminding me to get mad at you today 😇

mhm! i wouldn’t want to grow with anyone else that isn’t you

no it doesn’t 🌚 you worked veryyy hard for that name/title

you earned it 🫡

my poor baby :( i don’t know if working out is a good thing to do while you’re sick- you should be resting and taking medicine or vitamins

i love you too <3

okay, $7,000 is craaaazy, but i kinda figured

it’s the nfl, so why wouldn’t the tickets be expensive

i can’t wait for you to stay home and talk to me too- i’ll make sure not to get mad at you during the game if you pay more attention to it than to me 🌚

see, i’m a good wife 😇

no zombie nightmares 🙅🏻‍♀️

i went to sleep a little late but i slept good i guesss

how did you sleep??

you have been a good boy :) which is why i haven’t purposefully said it without reason to just yet

you’re supposed to find me very serious and scary when i’m mad 😣

you’re going to be busy? </3 okay, who’s getting your attention at that time?

oh my gosh, my shayla 💔💔

my shayla 😔

i did have classes today, yes

i’m a big fan of being mrs reynolds 😣

sounds better than mrs intelligent pants

mr intelligent pants suits you and only you

well it depends on the seats, no? the seats you want to purchase

that’s the thing though, i’m such a good wife that i’m not going to get mad if you pay more attention to the game than me

because i know how important this game will be to you

as it is to me too 🫡

noo, i couldn’t

at what time did you wake up?

you’re a bad liar 🤥

your pants will catch on fire

ooouu, that kind of rhymed 🤭

but you’re my shayla 💔

someone is taking my shayla 💔💔

actually, not it’s not a someone, it’s multiple people

my day hasn’t been that interesting- i stayed home and watched a lecture for today and took notes

getting my notes done for today’s lecture took a longggg time, you have no idea

i kept having to pause the video lecture and take notes

and its been freezing in my room </3

cute, cute, cute <3 you and snoopy are both cute

although you’re cuter

you won’t feel so isolated when we have little genius babies :)

it does get cold here, i’m literally freezing 😔

my four blankets aren’t helping

“i think” 💔💔

i need to have a talk with whoever is taking away my shayla 😔

i do care about it, the ravens better win

have fun <3 i love you and i’ll miss you too

aww, now that i’ve stopped seeing babies everywhere, you’re the one seeing them :,)

but okay, 13 babies it is 🫡

i hope you’re having a good time

you usually wake up at 10:30am? i don’t know why i thought you’d wake up like at 7am or 8am

okay fine, i’m a spongefraud- “liar liar plants for hire” never crossed my mind

i had to look it up

did you guys have fun? what did you guys end up doing?

mm, well, i didn’t learn anything :,)

i also took notes for another class but i didn’t really pay attention to the lecture for that class

i was in bed taking notesss, but every time i’d get up to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, i’d get cold

it’d take a while to get completely warm again after getting back in bed- i think i need to add an extra blanket

speaking of blankets, i saw aeropostale is selling a snoopy/football blanket, it’s soooo cute

nuh uh, you said you think first- there’s no taking it back 🙅🏻‍♀️

well, it’s scary but i’m brave 🫡

i missed youu

that’s goodd, i’m glad you had fun :)

i h ate going to classes in person but i feel like going in person is better in a way, than watching recorded lectures- only because in person, i can’t tell the professor to pause what they’re saying so i can catch up with typing. nor can i tell them to rewind and stuff

while when i’m watching the recorded lectures, i often find myself pausing the lecture to take down notes that the professor is saying and stuff- and doing that always takes more time than the initial lecture duration

but if i go in person, i’m usually busy trying to take down the notes from the slides, missing what the professor is verbally saying

i don’t know, it’s weird :,)

oooh, i know what you’re talking about- i just don’t see myself wearing one of those 😭

technically it’s peanuts, not just snoopy

give me a second to consider forgiving you

okay, time is up, you’re not forgiven

just kiddingg, you’re forgiven

or are you? 🌚

does that mean that you’re feeling better?

i don’t know yet, probably rot in bed unfortunately

what are your plans for tomorrow? besides work

i second that

so that saying is actually true? people remember more stuff when they hand write their notes?

but yeah, i type my notes

my lecture classes are an hour and fifteen minutes long

at least for this quarter

and taking notes for just one lecture today took me over two hours and a half

loll, i would’ve been confused if you would’ve said it looked old

you’re forgiven 🫡

you should watch ‘taken’ if you haven’t already

i watched it today, it was a good movie

did you take any medicine today?

if you still feel sick in the morning, you should take some medicine with you to work just in case

or before you leave to work

do you consider yourself to have neat handwriting? or messy?

but aren’t there other students in the class that are also typing? so i don’t think they’d get annoyed just by your typing

maybe

it might not be terrible for you, but it’s terrible for me </3

you don’t have to move it to the top of your list, it’s just a recommendation

like, i’m not going to get upset if you don’t watch it

well you better also take it with you to work, even if you have to leave it in your car

i remember i’d take pepto bismol with me to school sometimes and i’d leave it in my car in case i end up needing it

i’m not saying i always take it with me, just when i’d have a really bad stomachache or something

ehh, i don’t know

i don’t wanna talk about itt

well, i do wanna talk about it but at the same time i don’t- i wouldn’t know where to start

you can’t be worried- you won’t be able to sleep well if you’re worried

mm, maybe i’ll just tell you tomorrow

you have to go to sleep, you have work tomorrow

today technically, since it’s 1am for you

no, you didn’t do anything

i don’t want you to be sleep deprived at work though, so you should go to sleep

yupp, he told me some very interesting things

give me a second while i gather my thoughts

hii, good morning, mr reynolds <3

i hope you actually took some medicine before heading off to work, or else i’ll be mad at you 😠

i also hope you’re having a good shift

i’m feeling better i guess :,)

hii! what’s up, pumpkin? 🤭

good boy <3 so so proud of you

how was work??

there probably will be, we’ll see 🌚

i mean, i’m feeling better than yesterday

please don’t think that :( i’m not going to get sick of you </3

this is random, but buster’s beef with annyong is funny 😭

i just watched buster try to get a bagel from annyong and it was funnyyy 😭😭

i told you you should’ve went to sleep :(

do you have work tomorrow? if you do, i’ll not allowing you to stay up late

yeah i usually do say something like that or have a reaction when you don’t say something like you plan on talking to me- so i can see why you were worried, i’m sorry

i don’t know, i was kinda moody because of what i was told, but it had nothing to do with you

but yeah, i am feeling better

honestly at first i didn’t know “annyong” meant “hello” and when they’d get mad at him for it, it was also funny

does he stay throughout the rest of the seasons?

oh wait, at first i would feel bad when they’d get mad at him for saying that, but then when i found out it meant ‘hello’ and they’d still get mad, i found it funny 💀

BABYYYYY

i’m so happy right now!! 🤭

never ever?? i know you said you work mondays, wednesdays, and fridays, but you confirming that you won’t work on weekends made me happy 🙂‍↕️

i wouldn’t consider what happened important though

what the heck- so they take him away?

actually, ignore my question

i don’t want to be spoiled 🌚

ANYWAYS

you won’t guess what i bought 🤭

both- happy because you don’t work weekends but also happy because of something else, something that i bought

how was your nappp?

good i’m guessing?

you wanted to talk to me about another woman? i see how it is </3

i’m on the last episode for season one

no, but i really really want to

i also saw a halloween snoopy crewneck on forever 21’s page- it was cute

butttt, it’s not related to snoopy

i bought some sonny angels! the cherry blossom series

and i got all six of them 🤭

they’re so so so so soooo cute

i just know you looked so cute being confused and disoriented

you always look cute 🤭

well, what did you want to talk to me about regarding maggie lizer?

gonna listen to ‘the other woman’ by lana del rey now

the other woman 💔💔

daddy’s a heartbreaker 😿

i feel like i’d still watch the sad show because of you, but it also depends on whether it’s interesting or not 🌚

unfortunately i do, yeah 😔

and you say you want me to drop out so you can take care of me- just imagine how much money i’m going to spend using your cards

although now that i think about it 🌚🌚

mm 😑 are you sure you think they’re cute? i won’t get mad if you think theyre ugly or weird

you’re happy that i’m happy i got them? you’re the best husband ever!! 🤭

no no, you meant “woman”- maggie has been on your mind </3

yess, they’re collectable figurines! there’s a lot of different series for them

no, i don’t look cute when i wake up

because when i wake up, i’m all grumpy and sad because you’re not with me in bed </3

do you know in what episode she shows up in season 2? you’re making me want to binge watch it to get to it faster 🌚

the other woman has time to manicure her nails 💔

the other woman is perfect where her rival fails 💔

and she’s never seen with pin curls in her hair anywhere 💔

the other woman enchants her clothes with french perfume 💔

the other woman keeps fresh cut flowers in each room 💔

there are never toys that’s scattered everywhere 💔

and when her old man comes to call 💔

he finds her waiting like a lonesome queen 💔

‘cause to be by her side, it’s such a change from old routine 💔

the other woman 💔 will always cry herself to sleep 💔💔💔💔💔

the other woman will never have his love to keep 💔💔💔💔💔

and as the years go by, the other woman will spend her life alone, alone 💔💔💔💔💔

you have to add another trillion kisses now

now that i’m thinking about it, i can’t think of any sad shows 🌚

i can think of sad movies, but not shows

eeee!! that was such a perfect response, daddy! 🤭🤭

i still feel bad that you went to work while you were sick, but that gave me butterflies 🤭

yes, that makes sense :) i was just saying that if you actually think they’re ugly or weird, i wouldn’t get mad ‘cause at first, i used to think they were weird because some of the figurines were naked with the exception of like a hat accessory or something

but the more i’d see them, i then started to like them- not all of them though, there are some that i think aren’t cute :,)

as soon as you said “those little cats that people collect” i knew you were talking about calico critters 🤭

i love calico critters, they’re also cute- i have three tiny ones in my car

although they’re not always cats

you’re so cute <3

the ravens better win tomorrow so you can be super happy and i can be happy that you’re happy 🙂‍↕️

you ignored me being sad that you wouldn’t be with me 😠

mad at you </3

now i feel bad for making you look it up :,) i thought you would know- if i had known, i would’ve looked it up myself 😓

good thing i’m on season 2 already 🫡

the other woman 💔💔💔💔💔💔

imagine me being spongebob when he’s laying on the floor as if he’s dead

with his tongue sticking out 😭

aww, that means daddy’s becoming me!! 🤭

you don’t sound dumb, i know it’s a thing to keep the sonny angel hoppers in cars because those can stick on to things- as for calico critters, i don’t know if it’s a thing

i have my calico critters in a little container thingy where i keep my cash, but it’s always in my glove compartment

i hope that someone is your sister or cousin 🌚

or else i might lose my mind </3

i am ready 🫡 ready for the game and ready for your complaints

that’s if you still plan on complaining

yeah yeah, whatever you say 😣

now if i have a question, i’m going to look it up before asking you- so you don’t think i’m dumb

i feel like there’s always opportunities for you to make a me impression 🌚

only if they’re the hippers, not the ones that you can stand up

excuse me, they’re protecting my money 🙄

sure they’re tucked away, but they’re making sure no one steals my money

but you said i’d be hearing you complain :( i was looking forward to it </3

you not saying anything has made me come to the conclusion that you’ve been in another girl’s car </3 i’m gonna need the night to myself 😔

thank you very much

you’re just saying that because you’re my husband and you don’t want to get on my bad side </3

and usually you’re always on spot when you do an impression of me, it’s funny and cute 🤭

uh huh, uh huh- FIERCE protectors

last week i went out with one of my cousins and i don’t remember where we went but i asked her to look in the container to see how much money there was, and when she opened it, there was only a dollar, quarters, and the little calico critters 😭 we both started dyinggg

or i can just act like i know what you’re talking about 🌚

nuh uh, it still counts </3

don’t talk to me anymore, ashton james reynolds

💔💔

i’m going to a market with my cousin, i’ll be back <3

noo you don’t 🌚

okay fine, your val impressions are always accurate 🌚

i know that’s sarcasm, but i’ll take it 🤭

i’m glad that made you laugh- if you had seen it in person, you would’ve been dying like how we were 💀

“in simple terms” okay, so you do think i’m dumb 😓

i hope they do give you something to complain about considering you’ve been in another girls car </3

i’m mad at you if you can’t tell 🙄

wait, not mad- ANGRY

or maybe not even angry, more like furious 😠

i’m going back home now, let’s see if i still want to talk to you when i get home 😇

you’re my #1 enemy while i’m your #1 fan 💔

in my defense, it was the day after i got back from my trip

i took the money out before my trip and completely forgot about it when i got back 😭

good thing i always carry my card with me though, i don’t go anywhere without it

you should start carrying some cash in your car- not a lot, but some

in case of an emergency or something

that’s because you’re a boy 😔 you should carry some legos or h ot wheels in your car 🌚

i was kidding, jeez 😣

that’s nothing 🙄 you can easily get up and go get water whenever you want

unfortunately i’m stuck talking to you 😿

i’m back home now, mr ashton james reynolds

daddy 😣😣

your profile picture is hubba hubba 😻😻

it’s doing things to me 😣

definitely going to be staring at it for a while

my handsome guy is adorable 🤭

noo, you said it yourself “i’m enemy #1”- your words, not mine 🌚

you don’t have to, it’s just a really good suggestion 😇

i’m trying not to sound controlling 🌚

or what would you play with when you were a kid? 😭

legos and h ot wheels were the first small boy things/toys that came to mind

yes you do, i didn’t like that attitude 🙄

i know i give you attitude just a tiny bit, but come on now 😣

eeee!! i think this is the first time you’ve ever said “yay” to me 🤭

it was like a “yay 😐” yay, but it’s still a yay 🤭

oh yeah, there were a couple of moments where the thought of you and another girl made me want to drive off the freeway, but i did get home safe 😇

i’m not going to lie, i was going to ask you to change it, but i like it 😣

your last profile picture was acceptable though, because you were just showing your back

i really liked that one too though 😣

it’s fun getting mad at you because then you give me what i want 😇

i’m daddy’s spoiled girl 🤭

you wouldn’t mind if i was controlling?? 🤨 liar liar, plants for hire

did you actually? 😑 that emoji is making me think otherwise 🌚

you forgot 😣🫡🤨

i consider this 🫡 the ash emoji

you’re right, “just a tiny bit” was a bit of a stretch- zero attitude, i give you zero attitude and yet you give me some 😓

that’s better, thank you, daddy pumpkin 😇

uh huh, i’ll acknowledge that when you stop hopping into other girls cars </3

no no, you don’t have to- i like the one you have now

i’ll let it slide this time because i’m nice 🙂‍↕️

don’t ruin the fun for me, daddy 😣 i know that

daddy, i think it’s your memory loss taking effect, but we had already come to the conclusion that i’m the boss, not you 🌚

nuh uh, i think you’d see me as toxic if i were controlling, not cute 😓

i feel so proud of myself, saying legos and h ot wheels on my first try 🤭

ooh, i miss playing outside as a kid- what are a couple of games you’d play outside?

that’s fair- i started using the 😣 and 🤭 emojis when i started talking to you :,)

you can’t remember because it’s never happened 🙅🏻‍♀️

and if something never happened, how can you possibly remember it? 🤭

you’d walk like sad george michael just because you won’t be able to get in a car with a girl? 🤨

mad at you </3

what can i say 🤭 i feel like laughing snoopy right now

no, not “wrong guy”- it was definitely you, we came to that conclusion in one of my dreams

that sounds like a challenge to me 🫡

now i’m going to be all like “daddy, you can’t do this 😠”, “daddy, you’re now allowed to go out 😠”, “you didn’t ask for my permission to do this 😠”, etc. 🤭

ohhh okay, that still sounds nice though

we’d play soccer, kickball, hide and seek, tag, freeze tag, cops and robbers, red light and green light, and some other games but those are the ones that come to mind right now

i’m going to ignore that 🌚

if it’s a guy giving you a ride, you can get in the car, but if there’s a girl in there, you’d have to get out. also, if a girl is driving and offering you a ride, i’d rather you not pay attention at all and just keep walking 😇

you’re not allowed to die though, you know that

now i’m back to being mad at you :( you didn’t even give me the chance to say “daddy, i need you 😣” so you could stay awake longer

i probably wouldn’t have noticed that if you didn’t point it out, but now we’ll never know because you pointed it out before i read the typo

anyways, goodnight, mr meanie pants </3 i hope you sleep well and i love you too

you better not dream about getting into another girls car or something 😣

good morning, mr reynolds <3 because i was mad at you 😣 you deserved to be called mr meanie pants rather than daddy pumpkin

my poor boy :( will you be taking a nap today then?

it felt real to me </3 i was finally the boss

nightmares don’t come true though, just the nice dreams 😇 like me being the boss 😇

i will feel bad, but i’m going to be strict now- like right now

ashton james reynolds, you’re now allowed to get into another girls car anymore 😠 and i mean it 😠

i don’t think we ever called it manhunt, but we would play hide and seek at night- most of the time we’d play that game would be at night

why’d you only focus on the part about random women? 🌚 i said if it’s a guy, it’s okay- i didn’t just say girls 🙄

“i’ll pull out the val wallet picture” 💔 instead of just getting out the car 💔💔

never going to try to say “daddy, i need you 😣” ever again </3

you’re lucky you saved yourself by saying besides talking to me in a whole other comment 🌚

but yes, i’m excited 🙂‍↕️

it’s a sign that you should watch it 🤭

terrible horrible nightmares? 😣😣 like what?

are your cousins coming over to your house to watch the game?

😟 ashton james reynolds, i am not that mean to say something like that 😠

i’m putting you in timeout

see? i am the boss 🤭

aww, daddy, that sounds perfect!! you’re the best 🤭

but you don’t have a picture of me in your wallet, so you can’t possibly do that 🙄

you only had one in your dream

good boy, daddy <3 you will drive yourself everywhere from now on

yeah, well, i didn’t get to say it last night </3

i’ve never seen the show, but i looked it up on tiktok and they’re both about police but they have different styles- like the rookie is more drama and serious, while brooklyn 99 seems to be more comedy

i’m watching your favorite show :) the gene parmesan bits are funny- especially the one where michael and george michael are in mexico looking for ann and then gob shows up before gene shows up 😭

gene parmensan, how you doing? 🥸

meanie 😠

but not all of your attention 😣

it’s okay though! i did say i was going to be a good wife and not get mad at you for paying more attention to the game than to me :,)

hmphh, i was going to say you can’t get any kisses 😣

no kisses, no cuddling, no touching, no calling you “daddy”

i am the boss, daddy 😠 i literally just put you in timeout

don’t make me make you stand in the corner of a wall until you think you can be a good boy

no, daddy, it’s not enough 💔 that’s why you should get my name tattooed on your face 😣

were you purposefully saying you never heard of her because the family would forget about her? 😭

so far it has been funny, but i also think season one is funny

i finally watched the scene where george michael walks by the snoopy house :,)

they’re playing at 5pm 💔 time is getting closer and closer 😣

maybe it’ll be a punishment for me too, but if i take all of this away from you, there’s a chance you’ll finally admit that i’m the boss 😇

yes i am 😠😠

you wouldn’t put me in timeout 🙄 you’re too nice

no, daddy, you said you got them removed, rememberrrr

eeee!! that was cute 🤭 that’s exactly how i am

oops, i mean, that was not cute, mr reynolds 😠

yeah, it was after she broke up with him

but then michael invites ann to his father’s ‘funeral,’ and ann and george michael end up getting back together, but michael ends up regretting it 💀

i doubt that- you’d be so happy, you’d probably cry happy tears 😿

it’s okayy, don’t feel bad

you did say you were going to clean and get stuff done so :,)

ashton james reynolds 😠😠

how many times have i told you that you’re not allowed to die 😣

and you don’t know that unless you actually put me in timeout 🌚

it’s not memory loss, silly

look, you had “val’s my beautiful wife” tattooed all across your face but got it removed so you can get portraits of me tattooed instead

see? i remember 😇

but i still need you to get my name tatted again 😇

daddy’s funny 🤭

well i take it back, it wasn’t cute 😠

something along those lines, yeahhh

i’m already on episode nine :,)

i’d cry happy tears because if we broke up, it would mean we’re getting married 🤭 i wouldn’t be your girlfriend anymore, but your fiancée and then your wife 😇

less than thirty minutes until the game!!

okay fine, the only touch you’re allowed is a high five- while you’re in timeout

hmphhhh 😣😣😣

i h ate being a good girl, i h ate it, i h ate it

i’m never going to get spankings or get put in timeout :(

why are you doing this to me? </3

it’s not a lie, daddy’s a lie 😒

mad at you </3 don’t talk to me

yess, i’m on the episode right now

she’s pregnanttt, something i’m not because daddy’s being a big meanie 🙄

fine, i guess we don’t have to break up at all 😣

just kidding, just kidding!! we can’t break up with each other at all 🙅🏻‍♀️

daddyyy! sorry, give me a second- i was cooking and now i’m eating, i’ll be back <3

i’m back, daddy, sorry

0-7, you must be happy right now :)

then i think that would give me butterflies, and i’d probably want to take you out of timeout 😣

orrr it might make me want to extend your timeout even longer

depends on my mood 😇

but you’ll probably forget to give me spankings </3

you don’t want to spank me

that’s because you didn’t give me the chance to say “daddy, i need you 😣” last night- keep up, daddy 🙄

you went to sleep </3

daddy is a lie, a big big lie 😠

it’s not my fault i want daddy all to myself 😣

it’s daddy’s fault

your fault 😠

so she’s not pregnant? 🌚

mhm! never ever ever

0-14!!

0-21 🤭

you say that as if the ravens s uck 🌚

i made pollo empanizado con arroz 🙂‍↕️

it was my first meal of the day and it was very yummy

youd get extra timeout because i said so 😇 don’t question me 😠

i have to be strict and give you timeout, but if you’re in timeout and you give me butterflies, it’s going to make me want to take away your timeout

i love your cuddles 😣😣

and i’m also mad you were in another girl’s car 😒

broke my heart into tiny little pieces

see how i’m mad at you and telling you that you’re a lie and everything, and you’re STILL not giving me spankings or timeout? </3

that’s because you never will </3

good, because i deserve 10000% of your attention 😇

i did finish the episode, she’s still pregnant by the end of it

michael’s sister and tobias found a box with a fat suit inside but apparently it was for a case maggie is on, but they also did a pregnancy test for maggie and they said she was pregnant

daddy

what’s the difference between 14-28 and 28-14?

at least we’re still winning!! be positive! 🙂‍↕️

LOLLL, SHE’S NOT PREGNANT 😭😭

i should’ve expected that 💀

did the game finish? 🌚

it says “final” so i’m assuming it did finish- i just know you must be so so so happy 🤭

well, i drank some h ot chocolate in the morning :)

you’re going into timeout, mr meanie pants 😠

end of discussion

or else you’d be the one getting spankings 🤭

i feel like laughing snoopy right now

your cuddles always calms me down 😇

yeah but if i act like i don’t want spankings or to be in timeout, you’d feel bad and won’t go through with it 😣 i just know it

i didn’t know thattt

do you know if it’s the same for soccer scores as well?

barcelona is going to play against real madrid tomorrow 🤭 i hope barca wins

thank you for not spoiling it 🫡

i was playing a game on my phone with my cousin and had the scores on my laptop, i kept refreshing it

that’s how good of a wife i am 🙂‍↕️

i know, but at least my stomach wasn’t empty 😇

i was kidding about giving you spankings 🤭 but i’m not kidding about giving you timeout 😠

yeah, we’ll see about that 😑

i’m gonna start acting all bratty with you from now on

you’ve never seen or heard people shorten barcelona to barca?

i probably will, if i don’t forget 😣

whenever barca plays against real madrid, i usually always go to one of my cousins house to watch it

but that’s if my dad isn’t watching it already at home

uh huh, excuses excuses 🌚

eeee!! i love making you smile and feel like blushing spongebob! 🤭 i love you, mr reynolds <3

you’re the best husband in the whole wide world

ugh, i spoke too soon 😠😠😠😠

you can go to sleep </3

you can go to sleep if you want- i thought you were going to go to sleep right away, so i came out to buy some frozen yogurt :,)

to distract myself from missing you too much </3

not really, no- but it’s normal for me, you don’t have to worry <3

i know, i know 😣

i was going to say that if you didn’t say anything yourself

i’d feel so bad and guilty for acting bratty 😣

lacrosse? 🌚

soccer is way more entertaining than lacrosse 🌚

well, the only lacrosse games i’ve seen were in a show called ‘teen wolf’- i’ve never actually watched a real lacrosse game, but it still looks boring

yess, they’re rivals

we don’t like real madrid 🙅🏻‍♀️ got it, daddy?

well, i love you the most, and my love for you goes beyond the moon and back a million times over 🤭

i win, daddy 😇

i made daddy laugh 🤭🤭 now i’m not mad anymore, too bad you’re not here to experience me not being mad

it was to distract myself- it was 9 something for me when you told me that, and i still wasn’t sleepy :(

i did like my frozen yogurt, it was very good :,)

goodnight, daddy pumpkin <3 i love you very much too, and i hope you sleep well!

even though you didn’t tell me to sleep well 😒

i’m still awake and i miss you a whole bunch :( but i’m going to try to go to sleep now

goodnight, daddy pumpkin <3 i hope you’re not dreaming of other girls 😣

good morning, mr reynolds! <3

i don’t think you’ll remember to ask me every single day, silly

you made it seem like it’s a bad thing at first 😑 but you’re right, i’d die if daddy doesn’t compliment me </3

i’ve gotten used to it, it’s your fault 😠

so if you don’t compliment at all for an entire day, i’d just assume that you don’t like me anymore 😣

maybe if you join a lacrosse team, i won’t find it boring 🤭

good boy, daddy <3

😠😠😠

not true, daddy, you know i love you more 😣

but fine, i’ll let you win this one time

“never seen it before”? 🤨 liar liar, plants for hire 🤥

no, i did not sleep well 😣

i had a nightmare </3

oouu, daddy called me ‘princess’ 🤭

it’s okayy, no worries <3

DADDY DADDY DADDY!!!

1-5!! 🤭🤭

the goalie got a red card 😠

UGHHH

NOW ITS 2-5 😠😠

they switched the goalies and now we got the trash goalie 😣

if they didn’t switch the goalies because of the stupid red card, we still would’ve been 1-5 😠

the goalie got a red card because he had ‘kicked’ a player named mbappe from real madrid- but he barely touched mbappe

so they switched the goalie out

yeah, mbappe is in real madrid and in the france national team

yes, he’s out for the rest of the game

you’re righttt, or technically, i’m right since you quoted me 🌚

just kidding, just kidding

oh, i’m sorry! that’s the time

soccer games last 90 minutes, but now they got 8 extra minutes

90+4’ means that it’s in the 94th minute out of 98 minutes

they got an extra 8 minutes because there were too many yellow cards and switches and stuff

WE WONNNNN!!

okay, so if you ever go a day without complimenting me, i’ll know something’s wrong 🫡

but doesn’t football also include running? 🌚

yeahh, i was also like 🧍🏻‍♀️ when mbappe made a goal during the first five minutes

excuse me, i’m pretty sure when we first met, i wasn’t all mad 🤨

because wouldn’t that have driven you away?

my nightmare was about you 🙄 thank you for asking

it was a weird dream, the only thing i remember is that another girl took you away from me and then all of a sudden, all the lights stopped working around in the city

i am happy! 😇

the ravens won yesterday and barcelona won today

yeah sorryyy 😣 i had seen your comment about you being confused by the time clock, and i was going to reply, but i got distracted by the game and forgot 😣

they had already played the 85 minutes :,)

not every hour, i’m not crazy 🌚

i did, i went over to my cousins house and watched it with her and my uncle

why do i think you’re exaggerating 🌚

it’s like you’re taking advantage of my memory loss- i probably wasn’t always mad at you for a long time, but you’re making me think i have been

it’s like you’re tricking me 😑

at least you finally got to be mr cool 🙂‍↕️

but you’re only mr cool because you’re married to me, not because you’re actually cool or anything

just kidding, just kidding!!

nope, not joking, i actually did have a nightmare because you didn’t tell me to sleep well </3

“i think” 💔💔 just kill me now

what was your nightmare about? you said it wasn’t about me, but i’m curious- if you remember

why is it bad news? are the bills better than the ravens? 🌚

we h ate the bills! 😠

oouu, “big boy” 🤭 daddy’s my big boy

i’m going to ignore that moon emoji and say thank you for agreeing 😇

i did have fun, yeah- we started eating while watching the second half of the game, so it was funny when my uncle would get mad about something in the game and start fussing while eating

my aunt also started watching the game starting at the second half and some of her comments would be funny too

i had good reasons to being mad at you yesterday 🌚

still can’t get over you getting into another girl’s car 💔

okay, you got me there 🌚

but like i’ve said before, you worked hard for that name

i can’t just take it from you, i’d feel guilty

because you were being a meanie pants 😣

i know why you had that nightmare, it’s because you watched midsommar the other time 🌚

this is very necessary and interesting information- now i’m closer to becoming you

we h ate the bills, their fans, and quarterbacks 🫡

i’m going to start calling you that now 🤭

my big boy <3

mm, wait, but i think i like calling you my good boy better

i like saying “good boy, daddy” 🤭

we ate birria :) have you ever tried it before?

are you giving me attitude, mr reynolds? 🤨

watch your tone or i’ll put you in timeout 😠

🤭 did that sound scary??

okay okay, i’ll be mrs intelligent pants if it makes you happy