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GUYS IMAGINE so Dan burnt his finger in the toaster, and is whining and cradling it, and Phil rushing to pour him a cup of ice water then setting it back down on the table then hugs Dan from behind, telling him it's fine
laying in bedππ I gotta go volunteer for soemthing today
lmao^ thx but me and my hair r not prettyππ
thx. but honestly I so am not
aww u so sweet π
if it pleases u. ok
ππ
Hogwarts Games Schedule on my page!!! Please check it out so I know if you can't do a round!!!
WOW OK YOUR CAPTION GOT ME
YES
dude ILYSM πππ
but no I never got a feature π
YASS weeee goals π you want a spam too?
IKR like I want eyes like Phil
imagine he forgot to dye his hair for a video
Dan and Phil are the cutest liars
so it's okay if they lie
for the most part
thanks for what you said about my icon tho
AHAHAHAHAHA s
see how weird I am
my auto correct did that
I feel like we must have a special thing now
where EVERYTIME I post I give you a number and you have to get me to that amount of comments and EVERYTIME you post I do the same
want to?π
it'll be interesting BC we will just end up rambling about life ππππ
ummm want to pick one together and I'll do the same number for you?π
idk I guess I'm not good enough ππΌ
OMG really?π±
I'm pretty sure Dan and Phil would look cute doing about anything tho I can't picture them ginger either ππ and well about your uncle its PROBS BC he's 40
yes they can tho I don't appreciate it
111?π113?π118?π130?π pick one ig ππ
okay then 130!!ππ on this one would you like it?π
okay I'll do this oneπ
BC it's Dan
and Dan is my everything
so I'll start now then?
yeah
so where I live its 2:32am
and yeah
but I'm glad to be spending my time spamming you
BC your awesome
and amazing
so I guess I'll babble about random things now
excuse what I say
and keep in mind it's 2:33am π
so apologies in advance
why does AC make such weird noises
PHILS hand HABBIT is adorable
idk why that went in caps
my autocorrect
is weird like that
it puts certain things in caps and just why
well I think I know why
BC I tend to talk in caps a lot so it's used to it
why you may wonder
well BC I'm not normal and I fangirl a lot
πππππ
no but it's true
I'm tired
only BC I started sleeping earlier for school
BC I'm gonna be a mess when school starts
even tho I already am a mess
so messier then now I mean
yeah that
BC in summer I used to stay us to like 6am or 5am
being stupid
ππππwow
but I'm not home RN
I'm at family's house
if I was home my mom would have made me go to sleep to get ready for when school starts
rn only me and my other FM is up
FM is family member lol
she wouldn't stop moving her leg for a minute
and it was really annoying
like can you stop
comment "π" on my page if you actually read this allπ
only if you read it all
like it ALLLL
ALL
ALL OF IT
omg she's moving her leg again
what the fΓ»Δk
can she please stop
sorry for my language ππ
I told her it's annoying
but I don't think she cares
she too busy
stalking 11 from stranger things
well not 11 but the actress
and obsessing over Winona π
Winona is an actressπ IDk her last name
she was the wife in Beatle juice
and the crazy mom from stranger things
love her
she's 44
but she looks SOOO good
omg the leg thing is so annoying
I literally cannot
it's so dark
this was actually fun
I feel like you got to get to know me
I actually really liked this
I was super bored till I started this
and now I'm like entertained
BC Netflix was acting up so yeah
I was trying to watch greys anatomy
before that I was watching the stupidest
I mean stupidest YouTube things
and music videos
yo her leg is annoying the ΔrΓ’p out of me
omg she moved YASSS
πππ
getting off the couch
me I am
I might go over 130 lol
about to go to the room I'm sleeping in
till I go home tm
walking there in the dark
I'm there
but I have to brush me teeth so yeah
washing my hands
your probably so annoyed at meππ
so I'll stop at 130 fine ππ
so yeah comment π if you read it allππ you don't have too OFC!
oh and Ily mission accomplished βΊοΈ
at 132
BC I go above and beyond
omg Tati shut up
135β¨ππ¦π
yes I do ship it
tho they are SOO hot and I wanna date Dan TBH
it starts September 8 not including some classes I must take
*thinks about school and has cringe attack at memories*
I'm obsessed with them too and read Dan X reader I have nothing to hide ππ
tho Phil is adorable too ah
finally someone else who likes joe SUGG π tho I loved all those ppl you named π«π what bout Tyler Oakley??π±
haha same I'm full on Internet nerd π
I have a new sweater for school that says team Internet and I'm so proud of it
WHAT NO I NEVER SAW THEM IRL DAN WOULD BE MY HUSBAND AND PHIL MY HOT BFF IF I DID ANSKSOOSODOCOOCODOOE HBU?
I live in New York where you live?
same mom keep up with my FANGIRLING π
sleep isn't my friend
my mom called Dan and Phil Phil and Bob before
exactly she was being annoying but she stopped
aww were goals π
Dan and Phil are my drug
NO NEVER STOP TALKING TO ME YOU KEEP ME SANE
OML I'm creepy
I am a fangirl so I won't bite myself don't worry!π
God what even was that sentence
come to therapist Tati Howell tell me your problems what happened in the Dan X reader?
you wanna be the maid of honor at our wedding?ππ and help me plan it?π
all hail queen Tyler π«
omg YESS I wanna be like joe some day π
DO YOU SHIP JASPAR?
oh man ππ moms are just wow
they deff don't look alike
do you say mom or mum?
DO U SHIP JASPAR AS FRIENDS OR MORE THAN THAT?
ohh oh I see I see well that was a very bad written one and I'm sorry you went through that
(Is it bad I really enjoy being called MrS.howell like OML)
I've called my mom mummy the other day and she just looked at me
yayy!
OML YOU AND PHIL SHOULD MARRY N WE SHOULD HAVE A DOUBLE WEDDING
mrs.lester?π
it's obviously gonna be Phil π
aw yes
awwwwww your literally making me blushhhhhhh I'm not even jokinggggggg awwwwww
being called that makes my life
daddy π when I say daddy I think of danπ
WHAT DID I JUST SAY
yes MrS.Lester we should when shall we have it?
omg yes yes yes ANAJSKOSO I'm screaming πππ do you want me to call you Mrs.Lester?π
yeah that would be a good idea *sigh* man but I would like to think that's sooner just for the wedding TBH π
oh yes that's greatππ how old is a proper age to marry??????? out of curiosity I'm totally not obsessed haha
also would you like to be called MrS,Lester ?
omg omg Lilly Lester that's SOOO pretty OMLL!!
I'm Hailey! πβ₯οΈ
Aww thanks! you're so sweet. π
I'm sure you're very pretty! And nah I'm not that sweet. I can be quite rude
my friends get my sarcasm but my mom doesn't! I'll be like "Oh my god I wanna punch that guy in the neck" and then she'll be like "Why would you do that?!" Like BRUH!
ππ She also doesn't understand why I strongly dislike pop music..
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