we got to sign up for roles in act iv and i'm upset bc mercutio isn't in that act at all and i wanted to be mercutio but instead i signed up to be the nurse, i have 2 lines and i'm lowkey rlly salty but i was gonna sign up to be paris if i didn't get to be mercutio BUT THEN one of the other guys signed up before i could and i was like "fríçk might as well end my life now"

i don't like the other ppl in the scene i'm in either

also the nurse speaks in prose and one of my lines is literally "ay, forsooth" and i'm like UGH

i'm so heckin salty rn

mercutio is the best character. im sorry you didn't get to bring his sassy to life (the to death...)