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Our lord and savior Elmo begins the ritual to purge all who are not true followers
Jesus is back and he's not fu1cking around.
^That last one
“as elmo took his last breath upon the cross, he turned to the middle aged soccer mom out buying groceries and said, ‘LALALALALALALALA ELMOS W—- hello darkness my old friend’”
Elmo takes his last breath; inhales exhales...........LALAALAAKALAALALALALLALALALSLALLALALLALAL ELMOSSSSSSSS WORLLLLLLLDDD *ear rape noise*
Elmo didn’t expect the whole Jesus act to go far
When you mom buys pizza rolls
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