@ask_bipper WHAT NO PLEASE!!!

@ask_Bipper P-PLEASE STOP!! ILL DO ANYTHING!!

Dipper- I.. I uh.. HOW BOUT NO! *kicks him where it hurts causing him to drop Rachel*

are you okay?? *helps her up* we gotta get out of here..

RACHEL!!! I.. uh.. *lunges at Xoltol and punches him in the face* LEAVE HER ALONE!

STOP!!! *starts crying* I.. IF YOU STOP ILL.. K-KILL BIPPER!!*cries a little*

*bites lip and gets scared* right now?? wouldn't you.. rather make him like.. suffer first??

*cries and stabs bipper in the chest*

Bipper- *runs over to bipper* im Sorry... uh.. *takes off his best and uses it to keep the wound from bleeding* you gotta be okay... Mabel- *comes in and starts crying* B-Bippy?!? what happened?!?

Dipper- I.. uh.. I had too... Mabel- *just stands there crying and shocked*

Dipper- I DID IT FOR YOU!!! Mabel- *walks over to dipper and slaps him* I HATE YOU!!!! *runs over to bipper and cries* b-Bippy?? please don't die..

Mabel- *looks at Rachel with teary eyes* Rachel? c-could you pl..please heal him.. please??

Mabel- just do like.. magicy stuff and spells and yeah! it can't be that hard...

*mabel and dipper cover thier eyes*

Mabel- BIPPY! *hugs him* Dipper- Rachel? are you okay....?

Mabel- wait what?? Dipper- will?? *gets in a karate stance* are you bad?? I WILL KILL YOU!

Mabel- y-your dead?? oh my gosh..

Dipper- well.. please don't hurt Rachel okay? Mabel- this is awful.. *cries a little*

Dipper- her name is Rachel. she's the best girl on the face of the earth.

Dipper- YEAH BACK OFF MY GIRLFRIEND!

Dipper- so what happened to you anyways? *sits next to Mabel and Mabel scoots away from him*

Mabel- *hugs Bipper* hey.. it's okay... Dipper- on my gosh.. I am so sorry..

Mabel- haha, new kind of peeing right?

(((idk.)))

Mabel- uh.. NOTHING! Dipper- you don't have peeing? do you want me to show you how to?

((sorry)) Dipper- well you gotta learn!

Dipper- what? okay so will you use your little stick thing in your pants..

Dipper- THEN YOU JUST LET IT RIP! *yells at them* Mabel- bye will!

(((lol)))

Mabel- hi! okay... so.. what do you wanna know about being a girl..?

Mabel- okay. well.. you know these things? *points to boôbs* these are called breast or bôobs. when you give birth the baby drinks from them.

(((me too. sorry.)))

(((I'm sorry.. ))) Mabel- you don't wanna know the rest?

(((sorry again 😕))) Mabel- *explains everything about girls and what they do and like and stuff*

Mabel- he's in the other room. Dipper- *comes in* what? I'm here sorry.

(((okay..)))

Dipper- *pushes him off of her* YUCK!! WTH WILL?!?

Dipper- *wipes off mouth* yes. interesting.. *rolls his eyes* Mabel- BWAHAHHA SHIP IT

Mabel- still.. willper? dill? I don't know.

Dipper- *pulls away again* STOP IT!

Dipper- it's fine.. Mabel- wait will if you leave then wouldn't you be.. gone forever??

Mabel- oh will... we would all miss you so much..

(((yeah I'm crying too..))) Mabel-I'll make sure to.. *hugs him/her and sniffles*

Mabel- *cries a little* wills leaving..

Mabel- well.. leaving this world.. I guess..

(((me too.. and I'm a middle of a store and everybody's judging me but I do not even care))) Mabel- Awww.. *wipes a tear away with her arm*

Mabel- *tears up and puts her hand on Bippers shoulder* are you gonna be okay..

(IM CRYING SO MUCH)

Mabel- *hugs him tightly* it'll be okay Bippy..

(((I HATE MY STUPID HEART FOR FEELING THINGS)))

(((I TRIED AND NOW I PHYSICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY HURT)))

*pulls away* there's no way to get him back.. it's part of life.. I'm really sorry..

Mabel- hey.. it's okay.. you'll always have me.. *rubs his back trying to comfort him*

(((the struggle of being a fangirl. so many feels all the time)

Mabel- it'll be okay.. I promise..

Mabel- Bippy, I don't know if that's possible..

Mabel- BIPPY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

Mabel- how do you plan to do that?!

Mabel- in the living room..

Dipper- uuuuuuuummmmm... loooooong story.

Dipper- he wanted to know what kissing was like soo he kinda kissed.. me........yeah..

Dipper- yeah I guess..

Dipper- okay.. can you please? *smirks*

Dipper- *kisses her back* happily*Mabel- Bipper..?*knocks on door* you okay in there?

Mabel- o-okay.... if you need anything let me know.. ((hehe)))

Dipper- very much. Mabel- yeah.. okay.. *walks out worried and just rushes upstairs*

Dipper- *smiles and puts his arm around her*

Dipper- yeah me too. I really hope he's okay.

Dipper- your right. do you think theres anything we can do to help him..?

Dipper- yeah..

Dipper- right again. but who? like you said it looks like Mabel can't..

Dipper- hmmmmm.. *thinks*

Dipper- what? how am I out of all people supposed to do that?!?!

Dipper- I.. okay.. *walks up to the room Bippers in and knocks on the door* hey.. uh.. Bipper?

(((why are people so stereotypical 😑)))

(((yeah I guess)))

Dipper- *opens door* Bip? *walks in*

Dipper- you need to stop trying to bring will back.. he isn't coming back.. I'm sorry.. he's gone..

Dipper- Bipper, your lying to yourself. you can't bring someone back from the dead..trust me, I know..

Bipper.. look at yourself.. your going crazy and screwing your self up over this.. he's gone. he's not coming back. you gotta say goodbye. stop messing yourself up over something that's not even possible

BIPPER. YES HE IS AND HES NOT COMING BACK. THIS ISNT WORTH ALL OF YOUR ENERGY

I'm sorry.. you have to say goodbye... *hugs him*

*rubs his back while hugging him* I know,buddy,I know.. but you have too..

it's just part of life.. a sad part of life..

yes. it gets better..

hi!! we haven't talked in a while, how are you?

how do you want me to prove it?

(((okay)))

(hello, it's me)

(yas. ready to continue?)

I can't prove it to you.. but I can tell you it'll be okay.

you can trust me, I care about you dude. I wouldn't lie to you.

*hugs him back and smiles* good..

(((BEHAHAHAHAHHAHAH))) doesn't matter. I'm just glad your back to normal.

I know.. let's go fix you up.

(((HAHAH)))

*leads him to a bathroom and cleans him up* all better

any time, bud. *pats him on the back*

you okay..?

(((hehe his feet are so big))) Dipper- I know. *sits next to him and puts his hand on his shoulder* just let it all out..

*hugs him back* let it out.. it's okay...

(((AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I CANNOT I JUST ITS SO CUTE))) it's okay Buddy.. it's okay.,

((I do too.)) anytime man. *smiles at him*

uh.. she's in the bedroom! *yells at him from the bathroom and then just sits there staring at the floor*

Mabel-hey.. Dipper- what? *looks up* oh, yeah I'm fine.

Mabel- I missed you too.. are you okay now? Dipper- *stands up* yup.

Mabel- *laughs then kisses him* Dipper- *follows her*

Mabel- *giggles* Dipper- *sits next to her* whatcha doin there?

Dipper- oh okay. Mabel- *giggles and wraps her arms around his neck*

Dipper- R-Rachel?? Mabel- I love you Bippy.. more then you could ever know..

Dipper- RACHEL STOP!! Mabel- *giggles and kisses him again*

Dipper- GAHH!! *knocks knife out of her hand* Mabel- *smiles then hears them down stairs and pulls away* what's going on down there??

Mabel- I'm gonna go check.. *starts running downstairs* Dipper- RACHEL WHATS GOING ON!! *takes knife from her again and throws it far away*

Mabel- DIPPER! Dipper- *dodges it* RACHEL WHATS GOTTEN INTO YOU?!?

Dipper- RACHEL! *hugs her*

Dipper- wow.. thanks Bipper.. Mabel- that's really scary!!

Dipper- OH! *catches her and stares down at her* she's gonna be okay right!!?

Dipper- oh please be okay... Mabel- so how do we get rid of the xolotl dude anyway?

Mabel- then we gotta hide or something!!

Mabel- then what do we do..

Mabel- WE GOTTA FIGHT BACK! WHOS WITH ME!

Mabel- not if you don't think we can.

Dipper- *looks down* GAHHH!!! RACHEL!! Mabel- OH MY GOSH!!

Dipper- NOOO! *gives her mouth to mouth cpr*

(narwhals are pretending to be bow ties)

(randomness)

(are the kids alright.. in the end will I do it all again??)

Dipper- come on come on.. *keeps giving her cpr*

Dipper- SHE ISNT DEAD!! *keeps going*

(it's a song nvm)

(the kids aren't alright.. fall out boy? yeah okay.)

Dipper- BECUASE I LOVE HER!!! WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT MABEL SO MUCH?!? ITS LIKE THAT! *keeps going*

Dipper- WELL I LOVE HER!!! *cries and doesn't stop*

(k)

(haizers!) Dipper- RACHEL!!! *hugs her tightly* I thought I lost you..

Dipper- good. *hears bipper* what do you mean danget??

Dipper- no. what do you mean. I want to know.

Dipper- what?!? why?? Mabel- bipper that's awful!

Mabel- oh crud muffins... *gasps*

Mabel- Xolotl? get out of him..... now..

(wait is it bill or xolotl?)

(okay) Mabel- wait bill? GET OUT OF HIM!

Mabel- but you can just pocess bipper because of that.. can't you get away from him somehow??

Mabel- yeah.. well what does it help if you pocess bipper!?

Dipper- nope *pushes him away from him*

Dipper- NOOOOOOOO.....

Dipper- F-FINE!!

Dipper- JUST DONT HURT HER!!

Dipper- RACHEL ITLL BE OKAY!!

Dipper- if he doesn't hurt you.. then yeah. SHOW ME WHATCHA GOT TRIANGLE

Dipper- what are you gonna do to me. (this should be interesting.)

(OMG there's gonna be a fandom PC prom on PC on July 31st!!)

what you gonna plant a pine tree in triangle land or whatever

(HEHHE)

(lol)

(oh right okay) greaat.. go ahead.. do your worst..

Dipper- why would he be sad.. he's probably gonna be scarred for life..

YUCK!

(lololol)

(I don't like the future.. robots scare the shït outta me..)

DONT MENTION THAT!

(that is strange.)

(oh gosh the squirrels back... OR IS IT DOODLEBOB! Dun dun dun..)

(HAHA.) yeah please no..

(I'm gonna die. ID LIKE TO THANK THW ACADEMY.)

(aww. okay well then I'd like to thank the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets, and all my frie- oh right. well I'd like to thank bipper for being one of the bestest friends I could ever ask for!)

Dipper- yay....

(I have like. two irl :/ )

(but being honest I'm completely fine with it cuz they are the only ones I need)

GAHH! IM NOT A STRÎPPED PUT IT BACK!

( 😊 yeah. okay doodle bob has found me.. PEACE OUT WORLD! *gets killed by doodle bob*)

Dipper- I don't know..

(NUUUUUU)

(what does cooperate mean sorry I'm not a English expert. not even close)

(okay thanks) Dipper- o-okay!

and what would that be..?

(oh no don't die..) *covers his eyes* go ahead..

(everytime someone says doodle bob or noodle I crack up)

(YEAH! FALLOUT BOY FOR LIFE! what song??) Dipper- *keeps his eyes closed* not gonna look..

(BEWAHAHAHAHAHAHA DONT I CANT and centuries cool!!!)

(I'm listening to uma Thurman. I have a fall out boy obsession that's the only thing I've been listening to for the last week :/)

( IM DYING OMG HAHA) *doesnt kiss him back and looks pîssed*

Everything. everything is wrong

I don't wanna do the baby making thing with you..

NOPE I WANNA YOU TURN ME ON..

(IDK I WAS TRYING SOMETHING AND IT DIDNT WORK I THINK IT MEANS MAKE THIER BOOM BOOM STICK WABT STUFF IDK)

((IM NOT MADE FOR THIS SEXÛAL STUFF))

((if it doesn't make me learn stuff too early, then YES PLEASE))

Dipper- *sits in corner crying* why...

(same) Dipper- *hugs pillow and rocks back and forth* no.. it wasn't..

IM SORRY!!!!!!!!

BILL MADE ME!!

okay... *remains hugging pillow* Mabel- *come in* what's going on in here..

*hugs him back and gasps* DIPPER WHAT THE HEY HEY!!! Dipper- I HAD TOO!

I know.. are you gonna be okay...

*hugs him* yeah..I'm sorry.. *flips dipper off* Dipper- HEY!

(OH MY FRED)

(for shame..)

Dipper- I don't wanna talk about it.

(his parents have raised him wrong.)

(oooooooohh....)

Mabel- *whispers to her what happened*

(I won't. I learned it from peri)

(hehe yeah)

Dipper- RACHEL.. WAIT! *runs after her*

Dipper-*helps her up* NO I DIDNT BILL MADE ME DO THAT OR WE WOULD HAVE DONE IT TO YOU!

((I've never heard that. I'm gonna listen to it now.))

he* (ooh double trouble aye? tripple way baby makin)

Dipper- yeah I did.. I didn't want him to hurt you..

(they gettin the party on..)

Dipper- yeah I know.. him and Mabel are probably gonna hate me forever *sighs*

(what is?) Dipper- yeah..okay.

(oh sorry I didn't mean to sorry) Dipper- what was that?

(OH MEH GOSH) Dipper- oh...

Dipper- your not stupid!!

(YAS)

Dipper- I don't want to break up with you (that awkward moment when your talking to your crush about him liking your best friend)

(yup..there goes my heart..)

Dipper- yeah. so wanna go back to the shack now?

Mabel- yeah I know..

(((uhh.. *sighs* yeah.))) Mabel- I'm not really sure.

((( I really shouldn't even like him though it's just realllly hard not too..))) Mabel- I know, Bippy, I know. I hate him now.

(((no I won't))) oof!! hehe.. well I'm glad I could help.

(((I wanna know though..))) Mabel- *giggles*

(((heheh))

(((okay.. I'm scared to though I watched the first one I freaked out)))

(((WAIT WHAT?!?)))

(((ummmmm...okaaaay then...)))

((no don't go it's okay just shocking wow.)))

(okay, okay! sorry!)

(wow.. the weathers nice today....)

(((sorry.)))

(((well dis is awkward.)))

((no don't! it's okay to think he's cute ig, I mean you guys would be a cute couple. I mean. I should shut up))

((sorry. I'll back off you can have him. okay yeah. um sorry I'm being so awkward it's just huh.)

((agreed. everything goes back to normal)

(yup.)

( I gtg to bed sorry goodnight I'll be on tommorow.)

(yeah okay. PLEASSE let everything still be normal after this conversation that we never had.))