tap for something πŸ† there will be three winners each will have their shower thought posted on this account (there may be other prizes) this will end when I find three that I like the best

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tap for something πŸ† there will be three winners each will have their shower thought posted on this account (there may be other prizes) this will end when I find three that I like the best

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if the map asks where things are, then yeah, she’s an explorer
do we pee then do fish pee too?
when you clean a vacuum cleaner you become a vacuum cleaner
do lobsters think fish fly?
we say hair when referring to a lot of it but hairs when only talking about a few
when you drink alcohol your pretty much just borrowing happiness from tomorrow
idk if the ones I submitted were already posted so yeah πŸ˜…
butter is lotion for food
mosquitos are basically dirty used needles
where does dust come from?
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