re// ahhhh you're so sweet, thank you. <3

OOOOOOH SHÌT I WANNA SEE

50cent garbage can is my new favourite phrase you should patent it

it's in emojis

i call kamns a 'hasn't been dusted in twenty years desk'

i forgot the ™ sign dang

my desk used to be like that lol there was this huge like five-inch deep covering of grimy dust and filth, man, that was nasty

OHMYGOD THATS BEAUTIFUL

i'm dead holy smokes

the worst roast of them all

how bout 'an accidental sip of chlorine-filled water and choking on it™'

that was terrible grammar but i literally couldn't find any other way to describe it

warning: this is like really gross but one time, i had just eaten a chalupa and i went into the pool to swim with a friend and i choked on a gigantic slorp™ of pool water and at the same time, i threw up a lil bit in my mouth and so yeah chlorine-induced vomiting is not fun

aLSO BRO I ATTACKED THE KAMNS DUDE AND TOLD HIM THAT I MYSELF AM NON-BINARY SO I AM LIVING CONFLICT WITH HIS CRUMBLING IDEALS

I AM LIVING CONFLICT WITH THE STRAIGHTS TBH THE STRAIGHTS CAN FIGHT ME ALL THEY WANT BUT I AM BREAKING THEM JUST BY EXISTING

gigantic slorp™ is a beautiful but absolutely disgusting phrase that should be used in the most appropriate of occasions

YO, I JUST REALISED SOMETHING

WE ARE THE HOLY TRINITY OF GAY

YOU, ME, AND ROSE, WE ARE THE HOLY GAY TRINITY

u r the Holy Ghost, u r the powerful spirit of gay that runs through our veins, that forces the straights to their knees

instead of the bible we have the BIble

TOGETHER WE UNITE TO CREATE THE SUPER ATY SQUAD™ THE HOLY GAY TRINITY™ WHATEVER U LIKE TO CALL IT, WE BREAK THE STRAIGHTS WITHOUT MERCY AND EVENTUALLY WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

Blble™ I LOVE IT

wait no it was BIble™ nvm lmáò

using unnecessary ™ signs, being super gay, the family business

blessed be the gays

my sexuality was figured out through a lot of painstaking internalized quèerphobia (that's probably a word idk) and i'm still figuring it out TBH

why did it capitalize tbh it knows i'm screaming a lot

bruh

relatable tbh

night

g'night, my dude, dudette, and anything in between

lmaô I looked at it

I can't believe they're actually serious

dude I'm so sorry I disappeared

I agree with everything you said