I started watching the original X files before the new series came out. now Tooms (a liver eating 100 year old man who climbs through the air ducts) is haunting my dreams, along with ukulele pichu who stares at me really creepily. help?

seriously, I can't walk into a dark room for fear of two orange eyes staring out of the gloom.

do you like bats or babies more?

do you have any pets?

Moonstone: Am I sèxy 🌚🌚🌚

Onyx: Yes...a bit...but not as sexy as Senpai

Moonstone: 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

oh come on I'm hawt 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚😂

Onyx: Yeah a bit...But Senpai...she's beautiful...but she could never love an Onyx...so many of me back at home

uh wut