why can't I go see Dan and Phil on tour?

why are my eyes watering allergies go away

well u asked what's going through my head rn Lmho

😂

my friend and I might go on tatinof

why the hèll am I still in bed I woke up at 8

that's what I get for grabbing my phone

Where are Phan going on the American tour

lol

wow (sarcasm)

Hi! I dunno why I spend time doing this, but yeah, I have written another phanfic . *cues music . Reasons why I’m a fail (yay) *totally horrible and not derpy face. *Yup. If you don’t mind much, can you please stop by and check out my phanfic. Ugh that was so awkward *bangs head on table and forgets that I am wearing glasses <facepalms

I know I'd probably just sent you a message telling you that I've written a phanfic, but honestly, its not that good, so , how would you like to co-write a phanfic ? Please please give that a shot ? I want to try to write a phanfic with other people, so I 've created this page where we can do that ! Just look at the comments before you and add on a sentence . Please give this a try ? *tries out puppy-dog eyes and cringes

wait what is living bc I think I'm failing? am I? am I not? I'm not! wait no I think I am!?... I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING WITH MY LIFE JUST MEEERDF

I think my crush likes me. WAIT. Does he? I don't thinks he likes me... AHHHHH!!!

the lyrics of Not Today by TØP because that's what I'm listening to rn😋💜🎵

my math test

I probably should take a shower... but will I? What's the point of taking a shower? I might die tomorrow and the shower was pointless! *has an existential crisis*

@caption happy birthday to my bae