lost a toe

cursed at the government for not using your taxes to fill holes with more cement

slept with Donald trump's hair

drank lemon juice

peed your pants

had a mental back down in the shower because of that one time the joke you were trying to make didn't work out and it's ruined your life forever and you can't stop thinking about it when you try to sleep at night and all you see in regret

Break*

kissed jacob sartigabdiqwnoaj âss

slammed you head on a wall

ate squid