I SAW YOUR NAME AND I WAS LIKE IS SHE WATCHING IT OH MY GODDDDD

I'm SPN trash ffs

YEYE SPN IS COOL M80 YEE

AND YES IT IS FROM HAIR JORDANNN AJCNSIDMS

I just walked into the room that my sister's in, said "NOOT." and left

You proud

I am so prouddddd.

I have raised you well.

I've been saying noot and yeet at random moments over the past couple days. I don't know if that's a good thing or not

Nah it's a great thing. You're definitely growing as a person.

I will yeet to the world!

And there is noothing they can do to stop you!

They'll join me, someday!

They will all join our Noot Cult™ !!

I don't know how you'll persuade them to do that but yeeeee!!

HAVE YOU STARTED USING NOOT IN YOUR CAPTIONS YET?

CAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU GOTTA DO TO JOIN

You just noot and yeet at them until they become a yeet

That's how you persuade them

Legit.

I shall noot and yeet everyone.

Don't question it

Because if you do

Gotta convert y'all peasants to Nootlam

We'll either prove it

Or give an illogical answer

Don't question it because either way we'll just shove it all down your throat whether you like it or not.

And you won't have a say in the matter

Unless you're saying noot or yeet

Don't even think about saying anything else.

Noot and yeet are the only way.

Noot and yeet are your life now.

There's no going back now.

Every second of the rest of your existence is now noot and yeet.

You stop nooting and yeeting, you BIBH.

You're not allowed.

Pls don't let the cult down.

It make us sad ;-;

You don't want us sad, do you? ;-;

So disloyal ;-;

Kys. ;-;

Just die ;-;

It's what you deserve ;-;

So mean, so rude, so horrible ;-;

So disrespectful. It's unacceptable. No. ;-;

Making smol beans like us cri. ;-;

What did we do to deserve this? ;-;

Nothing! All we wanted was to yeet and noot! Why can't you respect that?

It's our choice, not yours. And we will noot and we will yeet, FOREVERRRR !!

JUST YOU WATCH!

YEAH!

JUST WÂTCH

AS WE TAKE OVER THE WORLDDDD

AND YOU'RE THERE IN MCDONALDS

WISHING

THAT YOU

HAD NOOTED

AND YEETED

AND WHILE WE LIVE A LIFE YEETING AND NOOTING TO THE WORLD

YOU'LL BE THERE WITH YOUR CLEANER JOB AT FREAKING MCDONALDS

YOU WILL REALISE THAT YOU SECRETLY ENVY OUR LIFESTYLE

AND REGRET EVERY DECISION YOU HAVE EVER MADE

AND LIVE YOUR LIFE REGRETTING THAT YOU DIDN'T TAKE OUR HAND IN THE NOOTYEET CULT

BECAUSE NOW IT'S TOO LATE. YOU CAN'T TAKE IT BACK.

-OLI VOICE- AND NOW IT'S TOO LATE TO TURN BACK~

YOU'RE NOT BLESSED, YOU'RE CURSED

YOU'RE GOING TO HËLL

GO TO HÊLL FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE

GO TO HËLL FOR YEET'S SAKE

GO TO NOOT FOR YEET'S SAKE

NOOTS COME OUT OF THE WOODWORK, YEET'S CRAWL FROM OUT OF THE DIRTTTTT

THERE IS A NOOT, BELIEVE ME I'VE SEEN IT. THERE IS A YEET, LETS KEEP IT A SECRET

IF YOU CAN'T NOOT WITH THE EAGLES, THEN DON't YEET WITH THE FLOCK

(I didn't mean to type YEET'S but it was Simon ffs)

YOU'RE JUST A WOULD'VE NOOTED, COULD'VE YEETED, SHOULD'VE NOOTED, NEVER WAS AND NEVER EVER WILL YEET

I DON'T WANNA NOOT THIS BY MYSELF, I DON'T WANNA YEET LIKE A BROKEN RECORD. I'VE HEARD THESE NOOTS A THOUSAND TIMES, AND I'VE YEETED ALL BEFORE

HALLELUJAH, WELL I'M SAVED! JUST A DOZEN NOOTS AND 28 YEETS.

NOOTS LIKE A CAR CRASH, I KNOW I SHOULDN'T LOOK BUT I CAN'T TURN AWAY. YEETS LIKE A WHIPLASH, I SEW MY WOUNDS BUT I CAN'T HEAL THE WAY I YEET ABOUT NOOT.

WE'VE BEEN SURROUNDED BY NOOTS AND YEETS AND WE'RE TRULY ALONE THE NOOTS ON YOUR HEART ARE YOURS TO ATONE WE'VE BEEN SURROUNDED LET 'EM NOOT LET 'EM YEET

YOU'VE GOT HÊLL TO PAY, BUT YOU'VE ALREADY SOLD YOUR NOOTS. IT'S BLASPHEMY, BUT THE YEETS DON'T MAKE SENSE NO MODS

YOU'RE SCARED, I CAN SEE YOU TREMBLE SHAKING LIKE A YEET SHÏTTIN RAZOR NOOTS FEEL THE SHADOWS LIKE A STRANGER, WELL JOIN THE CULT, YEAH JOIN THE CULT

EVER SINCE THIS BEGAN, I WAS BLESSED WITH A NOOT. AND FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE, I WAS BORN INTO A YEET. I KNOW I SAID MY HEART BEATS FOR YOU, I WAS LYING, ____, IT BEATS FOR TWO. CAUSE I'VE GOT YOUR LOVE, AND I'VE GOT THIS CULT

I'VE HAD ENOUGH THERE'S A BIRD IN MY HEAD SAYING "NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT" BUT IF I SING ALONGGG A LITTLE GOD DÄMN LOUDER TO A HAPPY YEET I'LL BE ALRIGHT

why can't I beat that

HOLD ME CLOSE, DON'T LET GO, WATCH ME NOOT...IN THIS HOSPITAL FOR YEETS

I'm just too good at this. ^-^

THIS CULT IS SWALLOWING ME, MIRRORS START TO NOOT AND SHADOWS START TO YEET

DON'T CALL IT A PARTY, CAUSE YOU NEVER NOOT. ONE YEET IS TOO MANY, BUT IT'S NEVER ENOUGH.

I'VE GOT A SECRET. IT NOOTS ON MY TONGUE AND IT YEETS IN MY LUNGS AND I'M GONNA KEEP IT. I LEAD A CULT THAT YOU DON'T KNOW.

SO LEAVE THE NOOT ON, I'M COMING HOME. IT'S GETTING DARKER, BUT I'LL YEET ON. THE SUN DON'T SHINE BUT IT NEVER DID. AND WHEN IT NOOTS, IT FUHKING YEETS BUT I THINK I LIKE IT

I'M UNDER YOUR SPELL AND YOU CAN THROW ME TO THE YEETS, I WILL NOOT TO YOU, I WILL NOOT TO YOUUU

I WOULDN'T HOLD MY NOOTS IF I WAS YOU, CAUSE I'LL FORGET BUT I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU. DON'T YOU KNOW, DON'T YOU KNOW TRUE FRIENDS YEET YOU IN THE FRONT

WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU WISH YOU COULD NOOT. I GOT A HOLE IN MY SOUL GROWING YEETER AND YEETER