AAAAAA; no literally i'm gonna go to bed now with that fùcking heavenly áśś voice singing in the background

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AAAAAA; no literally i'm gonna go to bed now with that fùcking heavenly áśś voice singing in the background


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hey dork
s u f f e r
also I don't think Colleen's gonna be on
I commented a whole bunch of headcanons on one of her posts tho
hmmm
well do you have any other LGBT family members
because ( at least I think so) the main reason why coming out to my relatives was easy was because I had open lgbt cousins on both sides
specifically they were gay men
hello?
b o I r e p l y
by what ?
unfortunate
the straights are awful
internet?
ah
god your mom is a bîtch
I despise every single thing about her
??????
w h a t
okay I'll give her that
god I hate people who are like " straight pride!!!😳😫😩😩😩😩"
y'know straight people in general need to be fought
specifically cis straights tho
no you didn't
bîtch straight pride day is the same as white history month
pointless
I, a known Heterophobe
also story time
so one time, my school's guidance counselor came to talk in my history class
and she brought up LGBT people
but instead of actually calling them LGBT
she called them" people who liked the same gender or wanted to be a different gender "
like you could tell she thought everyone there was a cishet
I was screaming inside
straight people tried to have their own pride day last year on like June 29 I think
I hate my school guidance counselor
I remember one time grace said she looked like Dolores umbridge
and she was right
I wish I did
honestly I'm surprised I wasn't like " THEY'RE CALLED QUÉER!!!!"
yeah and she acts like umbridge too
I don't think so she's just a huge pričk
boi acephobes can fight me
the entire universe ( except for a few people) can shove it
also straight boys who sèxualize bi and lesbian girls are disgusting
also story time
it doesn't happen all the time but I hate whenever I come out to straight class mates
they're like " oh do you like * insert random girl *" or whatever
me on the outside: nah
me on the inside: she hełla cute but I ain't saying anything cause I know you'll bother both her and I about it
I feel like most of our problems involve straights
you're so gay
it's the basis of our friendship
no seriously I became friends with you because I found out you were qûeer
wait I think I already told you this but I'm not sure
eradicate the straights
just stop
I'm so glad I introduced you to Hamilton
thank god for me
is there a gay god/goddess
me: you literally created your own mythology... with LGBT gods/goddesses... me: oh yeah
long story
I love Ellen
I think they're a woman??
okay kids buckle in
so I basically took regular ocs of mine and decided to make them gods
so different elements of different mythologies are incorporated in mine
now I have like nine gods in total
so there's a god of literature
a god of fashion ( who's fabulous btw)
I don't know who the model is
a god of the earth
god of sea
sky
death
emotions
dreams
and time
okay which one do you want to know about
boi where have you gone
I have this entire thing mapped out
I'm guessing you meant dreams
okay so her name is marzena
she's giant, purple and has five eyes
very egotistical and power hungry
slight villain but sort of gets along with the other gods
can enter and control people's dreams
her entire realm is just crazy af
I love her
she also battled the god of literature once
and lost
and by battle I mean played Rock Paper Scissors
that's all I've come up with
what's the next one?
she*
I'm using god in a gender neutral term
so lirita is like the top god
that's actually why she and marzena " dueled"
she writes fanfiction about everyone
no seriously e v e r y o n e
she's also overshares everything
I have no idea if you're being sarcastic or not
I need to know
oh okay
should I continue?
okay so her physical description is medium brown skin, red straight hair usually in a ponytail, green eyes and she still has a bit of fat from when she was pregnant
she's the mother of the goddess of the sea and the goddess of death btw
she loves both her daughters but likes her eldest more despite trying to not pick favorites
she is
so far she's only been with two people
Tiffany's( goddess of the sea) dad, who I haven't named yet
and Tyrone Auschwey , Kathleen's dad
she married Tyrone but not tiffany's dad
you're right!
she was a mess after he died
my poor bab
Tyrone died when Kathleen was still a baby
Tiffany liked him and also cried at his funeral but not as much as her mom
Tyrone worked as a mortician
which might explain Kat's death powers
she distanced herself from tiffany's dad
they were just a one night stand
like I said they didn't interact much with tiffany's dad
like he married a different woman and lived with her in a different place then Tyrone and lirita
tiffany's dad died way after Tyrone
he had a decent relationship with both Tiffany and Kathleen
depends on what point you're going by
like since they're gods they outlive him
but my stories are awful when it comes to timelines
which god now?
hi?
I'll just go with Kathleen
she was the first one I created
she's a dark skinned black girl with long straight black hair and black eyes
all of the gods can change their physical ages but most of them stick to a specific one except Kathleen
she's emo af
and pansexual
her looks come from Tyrone
her full height is 6,2
but it decreases depending on her age
she leans towards girls
thoughts?
because I make them cute
so at this point in my universe she's dating phoebe , a buff German trans girl
okay
1. you 2. girls 3. qûeer stuff 4. animals excluding bugs 5. flowers 6. books. 7. art/drawing 8. writing 9. comedy 10. musicals
in no particular order
what about you
please sleep if you need to
sea is beautiful
s p a c e m y d u d e
okay then
hey why'd you want that list again?
blue is the warmest color
I agree
the greatest smell is that of a loved one's hoodie
well then I want to know your list
you'll know someday
what makes you happy
nice
* hugs you *
there's a reason you're number one on my list
moana is fantastic
we are number one...
you're funny, a cutie patootie, fun to talk to, have a great personality
I'm surprised you like me
I like the weird things you say
also you put up with me so there's that
so am I
and you're not selfish at all
it's important to care for yourself especially considering your circumstances
you should care
you're irreplaceable
* platonically cuddles you *
it's okay you'll still have depression/anxiety when you're older
but that doesn't mean it can't be lowered
ah
okay think of depression as a wound you can't get rid of
now because you can't get rid of it at times it'll hurt like hełl
but when you're able to you can put bandages on it to dull the pain
makes sense?
I disagree
you're already wonderful
yeah but trust me you'll find a way
stick to bandaids for now I guess
...
I don't know what I should say
I'm sorry
how's the wound now?
* sighs*
hello ?
ah you're back
how are you feeling now
🙁
well that's what I'm here for, to help you
it's like putting a damp towel on the wound, stops the bleeding but not necessarily the pain
well then how would I be talking to you?
how would anyone be talking to you
you're not bothering me
I'm staying up to make sure you're safe
okay
sleep well