Dan's giant nose lmaaรธ

Dan_and_Phil_Lester

Dan's giant nose lmaaรธ


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Can You Please Like My Recent? I Want To Get It Featured. Thanks. ๐ŸŒŸโœจโ˜„โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
Maybe they've been proved ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ‹
I challenge you to write a fanfic about them getting abducted and probed, post it on PC so I can read it if you do it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿš€
wait so you was born in 2003 too?๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’–
lolzor I'm older ๐Ÿ˜
LILY I ALWAYS SAID LILY๐Ÿ˜‚
I have to go to school so I'll spam this after k babe?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–
also leave my husbands nose alone๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
tho he does have a rather big one๐Ÿ˜‚
wow that sounded sรซxuรกl๐Ÿ˜‚
but yeah I have to take that class thing and it's morning so I sorta have to rush so I'll spam you after ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I promise
lols tho the other is rather big too๐Ÿ˜‚
no no I love commenting !!๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ I just have to do it later now ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ but I'm gonna do it
no don't feel bad making me work I'm a lazy hรถe I needa work ๐Ÿ˜‚
I'm wearing all black lols oops
like husband like wife๐Ÿ˜‚
I'm staying now...thank you so muchโค๏ธ
okay okay
I can spam you now ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
all black all day everyday ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
whose da opposites?๐Ÿ˜‚
AYEE 2003 SQUAADDD๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ
ah hello younger sister ๐Ÿ˜‡
awwww that's so sweet๐Ÿ’• I'm still gonna do it tho NO YOU HAVE TO POST I LOVER YOUR POSTS!!!
rn I have stuff to rant about so I'll do it now๐Ÿ˜‚
how bout that?
I'll only do it when I ACTUALLY have something to say so your not bored ๐Ÿ˜‚
so rn I'm in the car ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—
driving home just got picked up from school ๐Ÿ˜‚
well I mean the class I have to again till Thursday I think?
it lets out at 1:30 tho so that's good
bc actual school lets out at 2:22๐Ÿ˜ญ
but I'm gonna go to after school this year โ˜บ๏ธ
so the class actually wasn't bad
I actually don't mind going
it's way better then actual school
I think all the ppl there is gonna be in my math class so that's fun
I liked the ppl there they were actually decent
so you may be like so why you had to take classes? well Lemme tell you
so I'm in an advanced math and science class ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
I'm in 8 grade well we are both ๐Ÿ˜‚
and so in the class they prepare us to take regions
yes regions ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
I'm taking math and science regions this year tho I'm not even in high school yet
that's good ig right ?
I was so surprised that I got into it bc I'm an idiot ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
so then there was lunch most the ppl left for lunch bc they didn't have to stay for the second half
a few others and I do have to stay
why you may ask?
I'll tell you
bc the little bit of others and I got excepted for another special thing๐Ÿ˜ฑ
lols yes
we got excepted to take a SHSAT or sum
in other words
we're preparing to take a specialized high school test
to get into extra good high schools๐Ÿ™„
so that's good ig
what's going on in your life??
BUT IM ALSO SUPER UPSET ATM
bc remember my FM that wouldn't stop moving her leg?
well yeah she's going to college on Thursday ๐Ÿ˜ญ
I had her my hole life and now I'm loosing her
but I'm super proud of her
that's not the problem tho
the problem is
at first I thought these classes only went till Wednesday
so I thought I could drop her off!
BUT THEN THE FรœฤŒKรŽNG EMAIL SAID THURSDAY
AND IM SOOO MAD
and I haven't told her yet๐Ÿ˜ญ
like. how do I tell her?
maybe it was a typo??
ugh it's so frustrating
what do I do therapist Lester????๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
aw that's a super cute idea I just have๐Ÿ˜ฑ
I just had
I could've said had
but I didn't
see why am I even in that class
anyways
back to the idea
I COULD BE YOUR THERAPIST
Mrs.howell
AND YOU CAN BE MY THERAPIST
Mrs.lester
WHAT DO YOU THINK??
the work in the class was hard tho
especially the math
I got a headache bc of a problem
but eventually it started making more sense
I still hate math
like hate math
H
A
T
E
you know what math stands for?
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
don't say I didn't say I didn't warn ya
t swizzle references everywhere ๐Ÿ˜Ž
all day๐Ÿ˜Ž
every day ๐Ÿ˜Ž
just pulled up at home
grabbing my stuff
my Snapple sweet tea
and I'm out to inside
I'll tell you stories when I get inside
the class gave me hw๐Ÿ™„
it's not like bad hw tho so it's okay
it's sooo hot
I'm back to posting today tho aye
after I finish commenting here I'll post
then he
hw*
my levels of importance are very interesting
as you can see
finally inside
it's cooler
oh yes
I really love talking to you
I could talk to you all day
mr.lester is a lucky man
he gets you all to himself
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um tati plz read my comments on your post
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^^^OKAY ILL GO LOOK NOW
I'll brb gonna go look at her comment
okay I'm. back
poor girl got hacked I think๐Ÿ˜”
anywaysssss
I'm sitting down
ITS STORY TIME MRSLESTSER
their not gonna be exciting stories
so don't get your hopes up
so in math (the first part)
I sat with a really good group
I loved them
but their not my fave
my fave was the second part group
we was litt ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜‚
anyways but I was sitting in front of this boy
his name is yehia or some shรฎz
so we call him ya ya ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
OFC
count on us to make a ลกhรฎtty nickname
so this story is short but
here it goes
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
I wore my hair in a ponytail and I tend to move a lot
the tables are set up weird
so that I had a side seat and so did he
and he was in the table next to mine
so he was sorta behind me
and I kept moving ๐Ÿ˜‚
so I kept hitting him with my hair ๐Ÿ˜‚
he got annoyed but i didn't care๐Ÿ˜‚
in my head I was like
you can move
I was in this country first
I'm a bรฎtฤ‡h๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
but yeah ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
there's the story ๐Ÿ˜‚
I never said it was gonna be a good story
but I have another story๐Ÿ˜
dans in this one
this one takes place at lunch
my friend Jacob took his phone out
and I was like oo what are your screen savers?
he showed me
it was some weird รคss anime shรฎt
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
so I just left it with no comment
and skipped straight to mine ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‡
mine currently are 2 sรซxy pictures of daddy
aka Dan
so I showed him
and he was like what the hรซll Tati let me see
so I showed him closer
he was like who is that?!
I was like you don't know him?!
he was like no
I said he's a YouTube!!
youtuber*
he just looked at me
so I was like its Dan Howell danisnotonfire !!
and I opened it to my other pic of him
and he was like OHHH those guys
and I was like no it's that guy
that's not those guys
and I was like but I have a pic of those guys!
so I got a pic of Dan and Phil from my gallery
and I showed him and said look at those cuties!
he was like that other guy looks like that one guy
who used to be in fall out boy
I was like Phil ?!
he nodded and tried not to laugh
I just glared at him and giggled
he could've continued the convo
but idk if he did
bc after that I just stared into space
thinking about Dan and Phil
when I first showed him my screen saver and he said whose that in my head I was yelling
ITS DADDY๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ
but OFC I didn't actually yell it
bc then everyone would stare at me
and be like what kind of ลกhit is she on
so i didn't
IMAGINE IF I DID THO๐Ÿ˜‚
but nah
I only yell daddy for Dan
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oh stop judging me lilly
we all know you do the same for Phil
hmmm?
hmmm Lilly?
hmm?
you do the same for Phil right ?
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๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ
๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ
๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
OMG
wow that was so fast
we're already at 253!
wowza
hope I didn't bore you too much
with my lame life
lame stories
daddy Dan
your daddy Phil Lester
therapist idea
that basically sums up the entire chat
ANYWAYS
on more exciting note
it's become the time for
ASK LILLY๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ
yup that's what I'm calling it
super swaggy right ?๐Ÿ˜Ž
not really
the only swaggy part is your name
I LOVE YOUR NAME๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•
Phil loves to scream it to right?
OMG SOMEONE KILL ME๐Ÿ˜‚
me and my dirty jokes need to go home
yeah but question time:::
Phil loves to scream it right ?
^^thats one of the questions ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’–
the daddy questions too๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
and
how did you like my therapist idea?
if you and Phil had a cat what would you name it?
what's your opinion on Taylor swifts cats,?
when you Phil Dan and I move in where will our house be?
where is our wedding Gonna be?
are we all honey mooning together or separately?
how's your life?
what's going on in your life?
how you and Phil doing ?
do you enjoy these?
or do you hate me and want me to stop?
OMG 291๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–
it all happened so fast omg๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
so okay yeah
comment ๐Ÿš— on my page if you read it all
comment ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿผ on my page if you hated my stories๐Ÿ˜‚
ANSWER ALL MY QUESTIONS ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
do you mind all my dirty jokes?๐Ÿ˜‚
just asking answer honest ๐Ÿ˜‚
ILYSMMMM๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•
300 ACCOMPLISH ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–
everyone go follow this godsend ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿปshe's awesome (plus I had to get rid of the nine lmร รธ) but she's awesome
WHAT THERE WAS NO NINE
but tysm tho ๐Ÿ’•
no my comment section is a ลกhรฎt hole๐Ÿ˜‚
yass you go girl make it dirtier and funnier๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฆ
OFC I scream dans name๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ
dANn
Dan is da man for the job๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ
bc this fรปฤkรฎng bรฎtฤh is spreading a rumor about me on pc saying I do
what the heล‚ล‚ Lilly ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I don't do that do you?๐Ÿ˜‚ I won't judge if you do
who needs to do that when I have Dan ๐Ÿ˜
me? beautiful? lol tysm ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• but who told you that lie
OMG I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUTLOUD IN BED AT THAT YA YA COMMENT ๐Ÿ˜‚
but yes swing that hair in yaya's face๐Ÿ˜‚
yap I'm pretty clever but not in that way in a sarcastic way tho๐Ÿ˜‚
yes yes therapist Lester does sound vv cool๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ
I'm currently in bed hby Mrs.lester?
that is pure genius ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’• mental abuse to Howells that's very good
YES TRIANGLE POWEE
power
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Dan loves to run his fingers through both
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AH THAT WAS TOTALLY A YES LILLY LESTER๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
DAN AND TATI๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’–
LILLY AND PHIL๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’–
IMAGINE YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME OMG๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
yup that's why I glared at him ๐Ÿ˜‚
with dat glare doe๐Ÿ˜‚
yes Dan is my daddy๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ
DAddY dAN๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
mmmm YASS I love my dadi
TATI AND DADI DO RYHME OMG IT WAS MEANT TO BE
is that you screaming daddy for Phil?๐Ÿ˜
mm YAS we both have daddys๐Ÿ˜
YAY WE BOTH LOVE DIRTY JOKES ๐Ÿ˜‚
yup Dan screams my name lots๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ
I bet Phil screams yours a lot too๐Ÿ˜
IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE THE IDEA
AYEE ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Susan number what?๐Ÿ˜‚
I'd probably let Dan name it bc he's good with naming stuff ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ not really but it'd be funny
ooo I love cats
do you like visiting her?
mmmm wanna try London first?๐Ÿ˜‚
I live in New York now๐Ÿ™
hmmmm idk any ideas from you?
for wedding
we can have the honeymoon tgt but it might get loud๐Ÿ˜
aw yay! I love commenting time with Lilly!
OMG LOL YOU ACTUALLY LIKED MY STORIES?
aww tysm ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜ฉ
no no no
if anyone fรผฤks with you I will run over there with fรผฤking machette
I'm a bรฎtฤh that's why I get hate I told you๐Ÿ˜‚
aw you like my comebacks? thx I got them for days ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘‘
Dan loves to pull my hair ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
no that's not me on wattpad
mmmmyes they is good daddies ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ
do you think Dan and Phil would like to stay in London?
TM I'm gonna whip ya ya with my hair for you girl ๐Ÿ˜‚
you gonna judge me so hard if I tell you๐Ÿ˜‚
I think so do you?
omg I actually don't have the app sense I broke my phone ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Let me re download
then I'll tell you
YOU CAN ANSWER MY EARLIER MESSAGE THO
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13 must be a popular number, this is the third time it's been suggested ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I've already done what song it is, so suggest another random number? ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ‹
the messages earlier up in the chatโฌ†๏ธ
IK they are ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’• but thx ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 more followers where ?๐Ÿ‘€
ohhhh lol ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ soz I'm slow ...
okay then London it is๐Ÿ˜‚ I always wanted to live in London
whoever that hater is is a dรปmb hรถe ๐Ÿ˜‚
aw thank you thank you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’•
your a beautiful soul๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ’–
GREAT I LOOK FORWARD TO READING IT!!! (I'll do one too if you like, I'll do a different topic so it's not the same, but I've never written a fanfic before so if I do one and it's not very good hen I'm sorry) ๐Ÿ˜‚ shall I do one too?
I think I'll write about them getting kidnapped by crazy Phangirls or something (I don't ship them so I refuse to write a story about them being in love, they get enough of that anyway ๐Ÿ˜‚)
Yeah, is that a good storyline?
WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY ACCS๐Ÿ˜‚?
Lilly can I tell ya something?
ILYSM ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• you literally make me so happy and idk what I would do without you.. just wanted to tell you๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜‡
awwwww๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜ญ SAMe tho I get excited to go pc bc talking to you makes me SOO happy!!!๐Ÿ’• your my source of happiness
hi lily! coarse we can! and you can call me Rachel๐Ÿค—
and believe me. I am the awkwardness QUEEN๐Ÿ‘‘
and thank you! I like your ACC too๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜˜
why auto correct, why you gotta turn acc to ACC
Percy Jackson? yep!
THANK YOU
I'm doing pretty well
What about the dankest of the dank? (that's you)
Ikr!๐Ÿ˜‚she's da goddess!!๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ˜‚and wanna be friends!?๐Ÿ’•
nice to meet you too!๐Ÿ’–I'm Melka!๐ŸŒบ
I know this sounds weird but I have this bunny rabbit that I had since I was 6 and I called her Lily!๐Ÿ˜‚now you probs think I'm weird!๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚