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Cheryl kicks a door open and walks in.
(nope, you didn’t.)
Chloe has snuck into Jackson and Alex’s dorm and she’s looking at the kitty cats. Wait.... so at first, she was stalking Alex and Jackson and watching them.... but now she’s stalking Jackson and Alex’s cats and watching them..... wow Chloe.
(well I am.)
(OH MY GOD CHLOE😂😂)
(CHLOE IS THE BEST😂😂👏🏻)
(SHE IS)
Napolean was staring at Chloe...giving her the scary cat face.
“Meow.” Chloe said. She poked Napoleans nose.
(and Alex and Jackson are just standing there.... looking at her as if she was crazy....... which she is😂😂)
Alex glared at Chloe. “I told you to quit bothering my cat.”
(aren’t we all crazy?)
“But he’s just so cuuuute....” Chloe whimpered. || Jackson was hanging in the closet... like a bat. And he had been like that for hours. He Was hanging upside down, in the closet, making origami. The closet was almost full of origami swans and.... other origami animals.
“I said stop bothering my cat.” Alex picked Napolean up and dropped him away from Chloe
“Well Fine. I’ll play with this kitty instead.” Chloe turned her attention towards Night, Jackson’s cat. “Hi kittyyyy.” She scratched his head.
“Knock yourself out with that one.” Alex said
“Yay!” Chloe picked up Night... and squeeze-hugged him. After only two minutes, her shoulders were covered in scratches from Night trying to escape. It looks pretty painful.
“I probably should have warned you that cats do that though...” Alex sighed. “Oh well.”
“I think I’ve been through worse.” Chloe let go of the kitty cat.
“Yeah, Whatever. Why are you here anyway?” Alex asked
“Because... uh... You have cats here... and... that’s it.” Chloe shrugged.
“Any chance I can get you to leave?” Alex said, moving both the cats away from Chloe
“...Why?” Chloe smirked.
Alex rolled his eyes. “Because I honestly can’t stand you.”
“I don’t think that’s why...” Chloe snickered.
“I’d like to hear your reasoning.” Alex said, not amused with Chloe
“You and Jackson are gonna make out!” Chloe snorted. Wow Chloe. Wow. They’re TOOOOOTALLY gonna make out.
“No. Absolutely not.” Alex shook his head. “That kid hates me to the end of the earth.”
Chloe narrowed her eyes and looked at Alex. “I for some reason think that’s untrue....”
“Chloe...I’ll admit there is a reason I want you to leave.” Alex sighed. “But it’s not what you think.”
“...It’s cuz you wanna make out with Jackson, right?” Chloe asked.
“No. I already told you that isn’t why.” Alex said
“Oh.” Chloe looked down. She reaaaallly wanted them to make out.
“I want you to go talk to Eliza. She’s seemed kind of lonely lately.” Alex said
“I can do that.” Chloe cartwheeled out and hit her foot on the door on her way out. “Ouch.” She ran off, no longer visible.
Alex slammed the door shut after Chloe and sat down at his desk.
Chloe walked around. She just now realized that Alex hadn’t told her where Eliza was.
Eliza was wandering the halls of the school, still dressed all in black. But something about her was different.
Chloe ran around, trying to look for Eli- oh wait there she is. “There you are!” She shouted as she ran over to Eliza and gave her a big hug.
“Hey Chloe...” Eliza said smiling a little
“Why is all your clothing so depressing?” Chloe asked.
“Because my clothing usual fits my emotions at the moment.” Eliza shrugged
“Well that’s not good because I am here to cheer! You! Up!” Chloe smiled and poked Eliza’s arm
“Let me guess. Alex sent you?” Eliza asked
“Uh... technically he didn’t send me. He just shoved me out the door and said, “Chloe!”” Chloe used an extra special grumpy voice that’s pretty Dāmn funny. “”Get out of here and stop bothering my cat!”” She giggled.
Eliza rolled her eyes. “He told you to go talk to me, am I right?”
“....Maybe.” Chloe admitted.
“Figures.” Eliza sighed. “He’s using me as an excuse to be left alone.”
“No. He wanted to be left alone so he could start kissing Jackson, he just didn’t say that.” Chloe shrugged. “Maybe.” She added quickly. “I just kinda guessed that they would do that...”
“I doubt it Chloe. That’s just not who he is anymore.” Eliza said.
“Hey can I... do something crazy?” Chloe asked.
“I-I guess...as long as you aren’t going to murder me.” Eliza shrugged.
Chloe moved close to Eliza’s face and.... put her hair up so that they looked like kitty cat ears. “Aw, you look so cute now!”
Eliza laughed. “Aw...Wow. Who knew I could ever be cute?”
“Me. That’s why I put your hair into these cute kitty ears.” Chloe smiled.
“Well thanks...Chloe.” Eliza smiled. “Hey...I have a question?”
“Yeah?” Chloe asked.
“Could I Maybe...take you out to dinner tonight...?” Eliza asked. “Not like a date or anything...just friends...”
“Yeah that sounds awesome! Where you thinkin’ about going? Chuck E Cheese?!” Chloe jumped up and down like an impatient child.
Eliza smiled. “Honestly I was thinking we could get takeout and then bring it somewhere. Somewhere near a place that sells ice cream.”
Chloes eyes practically sparkled. “I love that idea!! You’re a genius!” She smiled and hugged Eliza.
Eliza sighed. “I’m not a genius Chloe...”
“Well... Maybe you aren’t... but... I love the idea of going to get ice cream and takeout!” Chloe said.
“It’s actually not my idea.” Eliza shrugged. “My sister Cornelia came up with it.”
“Cornelia?” Chloe tilted her head to the side.
“Yeah. She’s one of my sisters, as I said.” Eliza nodded
“Is her nickname Corn?” Chloe laughed.
“Nope.” Eliza laughed. “Her nickname is Cornie.”
“Wait a second...” Chloe pulled a tiny pocket-sized notebook out of her back pocket and a pencil. She started drawing... corn? “Does She have light hair or dark hair?”
“Medium hair actually.” Eliza said
“Got it.” Chloe added a ponytail to the corn and colored it in lightly. She then added a smiling face.
“What are you doing?” Eliza asked
“Cornie.” Chloe turned her notebook around and showed Eliza her drawing of corn with a ponytail, face, legs, and arms.
Eliza laughed. “Oh my goodness. That is beautiful.”
“Why thank you.” Chloe bowed to Eliza, as if she had just finished performing in a play or musical.
“So, uh, we should get going, yes?” Eliza asked
“Yeah. We should.” Chloe nodded. (CLOIZA IS COMING BACK TO LIFE Y’ALL BAHAHAHAHA)
“I just have to get my sweatshirt back from Alex.” Eliza sighed. (aka that sweatshirt Alex has been wearing for the past few days.
“Okay. I’ll probably be somewhere in the walls while I’m waiting for you.” Chloe said.
“Alright...” Eliza said walking off to find Alex.
Chloe had somehow gotten herself into the vents and was now just above Alex and Jackson’s dorm.
Alex sighed. “Chloe come here. I need you for something.”
Chloe stuck her head out from the vents. “Yeah?”
Alex took off the sweatshirt he was wearing and threw it to Chloe. “Give that to Eliza.” He said, pulling his shirt sleeve down in an attempt to cover the bandages on his arm.
“Okay... but she just left and she’s on her way now so.... take it back.” Chloe threw the sweater back down to Alex.
“Oh please. I’m not talking to her.” Alex rolled his eyes
“You’ll never believe what I saw.” Chloe smirked.
“What?” Alex asked
“Open the closet door.” Chloe instructed and looked at the closet.
“Fine.” Alex cautiously opened the closet door
About a billion origami swans spilled out the closet door when Alex opened it. “Hi.” Jackson said, still upside down.
Alex laughed. “Allo there origami master.”
“I might’ve set a new world record for the amount of origami folded in one day.” Jackson laughed. “197,263 swans.”
“Wow. Eliza used to fold origami cranes...but never that many.” Alex said
“I’ve been up ‘till.... 4 in the morning?” Jackson asked himself. “Yeah. I’ve been up ‘till 4 in the morning making origami. If you look closely, I made some whales too.”
“Jackson...I really need to ask you something...” Alex sighed
“Hm?” Jackson looked at Alex.
“Do you...hate me?” Alex asked
(I gotta go, I’ll see you at 9:30-10:00😘)
(Okay😘)
“Nope.” Jackson said. “I’ve just been in the closet because I enjoy it, not because I want to get away from you.”
“Ye gods Jackson. You really shouldn’t spend so much time in there.” Alex said
“Yeah but I do it anyways.” Jackson shrugged.
“Well some people get worried about you when you disappear like that.” Alex said
“Disappear...” Jackson thought. And then he fell down from the top shelf of the closet. But he didn’t seem bothered by falling 5 feet out of the air.
“At least try to be careful.” Alex said, failing to hide the fact that he was worried
“Pfft.” Jackson laughed. “Careful. Oh please. You could put 100 zombies around me and I’d recklessly run through them all with nothing but a thermos and a pocket knife.”
Alex sighed. “I guess...I mean...I just don’t want anything to happen to you...not that I care, obviously.”
“You totally care.” Jackson smirked.
“I don’t care about anyone Jackson.” Alex said
“I know someone you care about.” Jackson looked down.
“Okay, who?” Alex asked
“Yourself.” Jackson said.
“Yeah, that’s true.” Alex nodded. “But I do have a list of people I care about. I’ll show you if you want.”
Jackson wanted to see this list, but he also didn’t want to see the list. “Okay, sure.” He shrugged.
“Promise you won’t freak out if I show you?” Alex asked.
“I won’t freak out.” Jackson said. He rarely ever freaked out about anything.
“Alright then.” Alex took the bandages off of his arm and showed Jackson his wrist which was covered in names carved in with a knife. And in strangely neat cursive.
“....The fūck?” Jackson looked at the names. “How’d you do that in cursive?” Wow Jackson. Yeah sure. Don’t ask why he CARVED the names in his arm. Ask how he used cursive. Sure. Go ahead. Do that.
Alex shrugged. “That’s just my normal handwriting. Except usually it’s extremely slanted.”
(WAIT ELISZA WHAT ARE THE NAMES OF THE PEOPLE ON HIS ARM?)
(I’ll give you the names you might recognize, in order. Rachel Faucette, Kitty Livingston, Angelica Schuyler, John Laurens, Eliza Schuyler, Jackson Sill.)
(ah yes. only one of them I do not know about.)
(kitty Livingston?)
Jackson traced his finger along the names, feeling the cuts. “These feel... weird.”
(yeep)
“I suppose they would. I’ve never really thought about it.” Alex said
(long story short: Alexander Hamilton stayed with the Livingston’s when he first got to America. {the house is actually in Elizabeth New Jersey. I’ve been there before})
“Wait...” Jackson looked at the Eliza and Angelica, who shared the same last name. “Angelica and Eliza... Have you told me about Angelica?”
Alex shook his head. “I doubt it. She’s Eliza’s sister.”
“Does She have any other sisters I don’t know about?” Jackson asked curiously. “It’s just a random question.”
Alex nodded. “She has...I think...six siblings?”
“That’s a lot...” Jackson said.
“Yeah. A lot of them like me.” Alex said
“All I have is a mom and a sister and a dad who ran away with a dental hygienist.” Jackson sighed. “It sounds cool to have a big family.”
“Sure does.” Alex looked down at the floor. “All I’ve got is me. And a few distant relatives off in Scotland.”
“Wait frick I was supposed to get ice cream with Eliza!” Chloe shouted quietly. She scampered off to go find Eliza. || “I have an uncle who lives in Australia...” Jackson said. “I’m pretty sure I’m part Australian...”
“Australia?! That’s so cool!” Alex said. “I’m Scottish. And that’s about it.”
“Australia sounds pretty awesome. Nobody wants to go to drop atom bombs on Australia or anything, so it’d be a great place to live...” Jackson said.
“Yeah...maybe we should just run away to Australia.” Alex suggested, only half joking
“Maybe.” Jackson laughed. He was actually considering what Alex had said.
“Or we could go to my castle in Scotland.” Alex laughed.
“You have a castle in Scotland?!” Jackson asked, surprised.
“Well, my family does.” Alex shrugged
“Cool....” Jackson said.
Chloe ran and found her way to Eliza. “Eliza! Sorry I left for so long... but I have the sweater!”
“Not really. I’ve never even seen it.” Alex said
Eliza smiled. “Thanks Chloe. How’s Alex doing?”
“Well he made a list of people he cares about on his arm... and you’re on the list.” Chloe smiled.
Eliza’s eyes went wide. “Dâmn. That sounds bad.”
“Oh.” Jackson sounded disappointed somehow.
“I guess... hey are we still getting take out and ice cream?” Chloe asked.
“But...if I ever live to see it, I’ll make sure to take you.” Alex smiled
Eliza nodded. “Yeah. What were you thinking food wise?”
“I was thinking we could go to McDonalds.... and I’d get a Happy Meal!” Chloe said. “And you could get some nug nugs or something.”
“I don’t really eat fast food...but I could really go for one of their milkshake things right now.” Eliza said
“Going to a castle sounds cool...” Jackson said. He fell back into his huge pile of origami.
Chloe laughed. “Well...” She began. “I’ll have you know....” She paused again. “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like it’s better than yours. Yeah right, it’s better than yours.” Chloe did that dance that lady did in the song. Wow Chloe.
“Oh...uh...Jackson. I forgot to tell you something.” Alex said
Eliza smiled. “Nice song Chloe.”
“Hm?” Jackson looked up at the ceiling.
“Thanks.” Chloe smiled back. When was Chloe NOT smiling?
Alex sighed and held up his now very broken pair of glasses. “I think I created a problem...”||”Come on Chloe. Let’s go.” Eliza said
“O-kay.” Chloe grabbed Eliza’s hand and skipped outside with her. || Jackson looked over at Alex. “That does look like a problem...” He nodded slowly.
“You know where your going, right Chloe?” Eliza asked||”Well...you’ll be seeing a lot more of me now.” Alex laughed
“Yup.” Chloe smiled. || Jackson reaches into the pile of origami and pulled out a cat. “Look. A cat.”
“Alright then.” Eliza said.||Alex picked up Napolean and held him out. “Look. A cat.”
Jackson put the origami cat on top of Napoleans Head. “Look. A cat on a cat.” He laughed. || Chloe walked for about... 10 more minutes and then they got to the McDonalds. “Here we are.”
Alex put Napolean on top of Night. “Look. A cat on a cat on a cat.”||”Hey, you order and I’ll see if I can find an ice cream place near by.” Eluza said
“Hm...” Jackson began to think. “How can we keep this going?” || “Kay.” Chloe walked inside and ordered. “I’ll have a Chloe.” Surprisingly, they gave Chloe a Happy Meal and 20 piece chicken nugget. Apparently Chloe got McDonalds so often that they knew exactly what she wanted when she walked in. “And a milkshake.” And then Chloe got a milkshake. A strawberry milkshake. For Eliza.
“I got it!” Alex picked up the cat pile and put it on his head. “Look. A cat on a cat on a cat on a cat.”||”Okay...there should be one over here...” Eliza said
“And to top it all off...” Jackson pulled out a cat ear head band from nowhere and put it on his head. He tried to carefully put Alex on back and give him a piggy back ride. “Look. A cat on a cat on a cat on a cat on a cat.” || Chloe looked into her Happy Meal box and made sure she got her toy. “Hey.” Chloe said as she walked up next to Eliza. “Found it yet?”
Alex laughed. “Ye gods. This is bringing back some memories.||Eliza nodded. “It should be around here.”
(how did this happen? Chloe and Eliza are going on a date and Jackson and Alex are putting cats on top of cats😂😂)
(shouldn’t it be the other way around😂)
“How did we manage to pull this off?” Jackson laughed. || Chloe handed Eliza her milkshake and looked at the night sky.
“Same way I used to.” Alex shrugged, accidentally knocking the cats off.||Eliza took the milkshake and took a sip
(I CAN SEE THEM SWITCHING POSITIONS AND ALEX AND JACKSON ARE ON THE DATE AND CHLOE AND ELIZA ARE STACKING CATS ON TOP OF CATS😂😂😂 It works either way😂😂)
(it does😂)
“Aw! You ruined it!” Jackson laughed and dropped Alex. || “Hey...” Chloe looked at Eliza. “What made you want to go out to dinner with me anyways?”
“Ow!” Alex glared up at Jackson. “You better help me up.”||Eliza shrugged. “It was actually your idea.”
“Can’t you do that yourself?” Jackson grinned. || “Nah. I remember you saying that you wanted to have dinner with me, as friends.” Chloe said.
“Yeah, But I don’t want to.” Alex smiled his really adorable smile in an attempt to get Jackson to help him.||”No, back on the beach you asked me if you could take me out to dinner.” Eliza said. “I said I would think about it. And I did.”
“Hm. I guess you’re right.” Chloe said. “I still have that crab with me, y’know?” || “Fine....” Jackson groaned and helped Alex up.
Eliza smiled. “Cute,”||”Thanks.” Alex kisses Jackson on the cheek. “Sorry! It’s a habit!”
Jackson put a hand on his cheek and smiled. “It’s fiiiine.” || “How does the milkshake taste?” Chloe asked.
“No, it’s not fine!” Alex blushed. “I need to stop doing that.”||”It’s great.” Eliza said
“Well I could make my face look not kissable.” Jackson shrugged. “Then you’d stop.” || “Would you mind if I had a sip?” Chloe asked, trying to be as polite as possible.
“I doubt it.” Alex mumbled.||”Go ahead.” Eliza said handing her milkshake to Chloe
“Thanks!” Chloe smiled and took a sip. “That’s Good.” She nodded. || “Then every time you did, I would slap you.” Jackson suggested. “But I don’t wanna slap you... that’s the only problem...” He mumbled.
“Yeah...it tastes the same as always.” Eliza laughed.||Alex sighed. “Maybe you should just slap me anyway. I deserve it.”
“Or I could get the thermos. That’d work too.” Jackson said. || “Oh hey-“ Chloe took out a chicken nugget and offered it to Eliza. “You want it?”
“Oh please. Anything but the thermos.” Alex groaned.||”No thanks.” Eliza said. “I don’t trust those things.”
“Hm? You’re saying you totally want the thermos?” Jackson joked with Alex. || “Kay.” Chloe shoved the chicken nugget in her mouth. If Chloe was writing this, she would wrote nug nugs.
“Don’t tempt me to hit you on the head with a thermos.” Alex glared at Jackson.||Eliza sighed. “Chloe...”
“Hm?” Chloe looked at Eliza with a very cute and innocent face. || Jackson quickly grabbed the thermos. “I got it first.”
“Thanks for doing this...” Eliza smiled||”Well I have an even better weapon.” Alex smirked
“No problem.” Chloe smiled back. “Tomorrow you’re gonna wear brighter clothes, right?” || “Pfft. What is it? A cat?” Jackson joked. (And it turns out it actually was a cat.)
“Maybe.” Eliza shrugged.||”Nope.” Alex grabbed a book from his desk, dropped it on the floor in front of Jackson, and stood on that they were the same height. And then kissed Jackson. On the lips.
“Agh!” Jackson blushed and hid his face in his hands. “Okay, okay! You beat me!” || “Oh look.” Chloe pulled out a cute little toy dog of her Happy Meal. “It’s a puppo.”
Alex smiled. “I will always beat you Jackson Sill. Always.”||Eliza sighed. “Good for you Chloe...”
“Hm...” Jackson looked at Alex. Chloe you better get in here right now. || “We should go back now.” Chloe said.
“Okay...But you have definitely beat me with scariness.” Alex said.||”Yeah...” Eliza nodded. “I’ve got a bad feeling...”
“Bad feeling about what?” Chloe began to walk back with Eliza. || “I actually don’t surrender.” Jackson said.
“I don’t know...” Eliza said.||”Me either.” Alex admitted.
Jackson jumped on top of Alex and kissed him. On the lips. And it lasted about 10 seconds. 10 seconds is quite a long time. || “Maybe because you had a milkshake this late at night?” Chloe asked.
“Ye gods Jackson!” Alex screamed. “You almost gave me a heart attack. Again.”||Eliza shook her head. “It’s not like that.”
“Ha! I win.” Jackson said. He was proud of himself. || “Oh I know. You probably think something bad is gonna happen.” Chloe nodded.
Alex rolled his eyes. “Yeah, no. This is far from over Jackson.”||Eliza nodded
“Oh yeah? I wonder what your next attack will be.” Jackson smirked. (EY ELISZA IF THEY KEEP GOING ON LIKE THIS, EVENTUALLY, IT’LL TURN INTO ONE OF CHLOES SPICY STORIES)|| “Well I feel... excited for some reason.” Chloe said.
(oof. my phone just died. goodnight💙)
(goodnight💛)