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sans: I ANINT KILLING THE HUMAN! IM CAPTURING HIM!!!
I meant you will never catch the human, even if you use pasta.
I WILL USE HOTDOGS!!!!!
AND CHOCOLATE!
sans? where is papyrus.
asleep, lazing around...as always
Well he's a lazyBONEs XD
......OH MY GOD -lasers you with gaster blaster, destroying you instantly-
*it ricochets* yea well done doofus.
-dies-
heh.
-Comes back to life- -Undyne voice- THIS AINT OVER TILL YPUR DEAD PUNK
Oh shoot...
-EPIC SANS BATTLE THEME-
shoot...*starts blocking attacks and dodging*
-unfortunately A LOT OF ATTACKS HĪT YOU-
Weeeeeh....-blocks even faster-
-MORE ATTACKS HĪT YOU EACH TURN. You run out of food-
-respawn and tries again- grr...
NYHEHEHEH!!! -dodges your attacks easily- what? you think I'll stand there and take it?
eh...-attacks and hits a critical- heh...
.......-not much damage. MORE ATTACKS. you die- GEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT DUUUNNNNKKKEEEDDD OOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!
-respawn- Papyrus!!! Sans is trying to kill me!!
ghost of papyrus: I can't help u there! I'm dead!
Shoot...UNDYNE?!
Undyne the dying: same.
anyone not dead?!
everyone except sans: nope
Any tips?
nope
flowey: he's a frikin demon, there's no stopping him!
-blocks all attacks- nyehhh..
-one attack hit you. critical hit-
-respawn- Tori?
tori: nope, my murderous child...
Dang it Tori...
tori: sorry 030.
-GASTER BLASTER HITS YOU-
Ugh...This is getting Boneing XD
Sans:HOLY FŪCK -mega throw about on the walls-
This is getting unBEARable
-swapped sans slowly turns into normal sans- THOSE WERE HORRIBLE JOKES, IT WASNT EVEN...."HUMOURUS". -the real battle has begun-
That's getting BEARY humorous.
Haha! -throws you out of window-
-respawn- You can't BEAR my GOLDEN jokes?
Your a weird purple human....was your mom red and you dad blue? -dodges your attacks-
maybe maybe not, -smirks and clicks spare-
..........your sparing me?........well I can't let your efforts go to waste......come here pal! -smashes you with bones. you died too many times. you have to do a true reset- GET DUNKED ON!
-respawn a by using hacks- heh..
-game crashes and you mess with the time line.....your are ripped between time and space- Gaster: yo.
Who the heck are you?!
Im Gaster.
Why are you here?
reasons, like your here
I tried to respawn?
no. you got ripped from the time line
wait what?
you mess with the game p, you mess with the time line. you broke the rules kid.
I was sparing sans! you can't just run out of lives!
well you did kinda swap his personality, I call that breaking the game....
U have to do that!
no, you don't
on the final battle. -.-
you don't understand what you did to him did you....