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HUNGER GAMES
NO. WHY MUST HE DO THIS. my dads turning off the wifi. -.-
YEEEEEE
NOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'll see you later ;-;
;-; k bai...
*cri*
*also cri*
Plz come back
;-; plz
UGH PLEASE COME BACK!!! ;-;
Yo
I have been summoned. Also, Bottom left.
Yoyoyo guys, it's aparri here
Top left
WE WERE BOTH SUMMONED
BY THE POWER OF CHEX MIX
AWH
WAH
By the power of clorox bleach
why must my dad do this. he's making me sit downstairs otherwise no wifi
GUYS. WE HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM.
WHAT IS THIS HUGE PROBLEM?!?
It's about Raven.
What did he do...
He didn't do anything, don't worry
just... we may never see him again
WHAT
FRICKEN WIFI I SWEAR IF YOU GO OUT LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN
....... NO IF HE GOES TO A DIFFERENT SCHOOL DEN HE MOVES TO SCHOOL CRAFT!!!
YES. HE DOES NOT GET A CHOICE
AND THEN ASH YOU HAVE TO MOVE BACK
No but seriously what are we gonna do
wait like, diffrent state school??
I CANT. MY BEST FRIEND HAS DECIDED THAT I AM HIS WILL TO LIVE
Go to his house, convince his parents, and then everything will be fine.
right?!
Most likely homeschooled tho
I hope hes not homeschooled, he would have to spend almost every day with his parents,WHO PRACTICALLY HATE HIM!!
ikr?!
NO
I HAVE DECIDED FOR HIM. HES MOVING HERE!!
Not here as in where i live but the township here
Raven is one of my best friends. THIS CANNOT HAPPEN
IKR?!!!
Well... he most definitely wasn't eaten by the Phandom
(all my friends are heathens take it slow wait for them to ask you who you know please dont make any sudden moves you dont know the half of the abuse, welcome to the room of people who have rooms of people that they loved one day docked away)
Welcome to depression, everyone.
brb gonna make mah bio
Frick Julian and Apri dont post until 7:00 PM so I have to wait
I know how to depression already
brb in ten
kk
K back
Finished mine
Ahhhh back anyway in four
brb
ASH THIS IS A HUNGR GAMES RP!!!
wait. forgot it was hunger games XD
XD
So Wanna start??
let's wait for Sage
lololol i made a playlist that literally just has songs that make me cry
K
While sage is gone imma redo meh bio
kk
snazz
SAY SOMETHING IM GIVING UP ON YOU
*Coughs bc ebola* BOIZ I AM DYING FOR REAL, NOT JUST DYING INSIDE
OH. WHAT HAPPENED
I was stabbed 37 times in the chest. And Cyberbully channels. *Coughs again bc ebola*
IM CRYING. AGAIN.
IM LAUGHING IM CRYING IT FEELS LIKE IM DYING
I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT BY THE TIME WE GET THROUGH THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
*Mind goes blank*
*Dies8
Hey There Delilah. Song makes meh cry everytim
*Dies once more*
;-;
*Dies permanantly* IS DED OH NOES
TELEPORTATION
HOW CAN YOU DIE IF YOUR ALREADY DED?!?!?
I'm gonna try and start up my computer
K
My person has a blue wolf tatoo on her forearm.
noice
-ROLEPLAYYYYYYYYY LE BEGIN-
snazz. mine has black arctic wolf Aztec lines on her forearms.
()*
*Wakes up, still shaking from my nightmare*
(just be like: *violently stabs someone*)
(Nvm)
(SHOULD WE DO THE DAY OF THE REAPING, OR ALREADY IN THE GAMES, JUST ABOUT TO START THE GAMES, OR WHAT)
*I wake up and slowly sit up* Hopefully im not chosen for this year *Sighs*
(THANK YOU)
(what is the day of the reaping?)
*I get ready, and remember today is the day of the reaping* Oh great... *I run downstairs into the cafeteria of the hotel, and order some SOUP*
(why is soup capitalized)
(CAUSE THERES JUST MORE SOUP)
(WHAT IS THE DAY OF THE REAPING?!?)
(my computers turning on)
(The reaping is when they choose who goes to the hunger games. ALSO DISTRICT THREE PEOPLE WANT TO GO TO THE GAMES)
*just lays on the couch, dreading the upcoming reaping*
(THERES STILL SOUP)
(DIL. WHY ARE YOU EATING TACOS YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS JUST ABDUCTED BY ALIENS)
*I sit down and eat my SOUP*
(This district three hooman doesnt wanna get choosen, bc i know how meny people die in the hungery games)
(THATS WHAT I THOUGHT BUT I WANTED TO BE SURRRREEEEEEEE)
(DIL. SERIOUSLY. GO RESCUE TABITHA FROM THE ALIENS. THEY TURNED ON THE STEREO TO SCARE HER)
*Teh speakers announce that the reaping is in two hours* Great.
(MY MOM'S NURSE'S NAME IS RUBI!!)
(DOES SHE HAVE BLACK HAIR WITH RED DYED ENDS, SUPERSPEED, A HOOD, AND AN UNCLE NAMED QROW)
(APARRIS ONLINE)
*Sighs*
(nooo he just went off)
(I DONT KNOW SAGE!!! I HAVENT MET HER!!!)
(LOG ONTO MY ACCOUNT AND BE A SPINNY BOI)
(he went offline)
(WELL OK)
(so if you meet Julian as a spinny boi he will buddy you)
(I made a masterpiece of his eye piece today. IT WAS COOL)
(So r we gonna rp oooorrrr wut?)
*I walk upstairs to get ready, and put on my nicest clothes, as required*
(I made a masterpiece 6 days ago and it hasn't been approved yet)
*I get my dark blue dress and put it on* i hate this year, and every year before and after it... *sighs*
Last year. No chance I'll get picked. *I fasten my necklace around my neck*
(Ash you wanna be shipped with someone or nawt, bc you usually do, but im just checking to make sure you do or dont...)
*is already dressed but continues to lay on the couch*
*I put on my cresant moon choker*
(I'm okay with that)
(mk)
*I walk out to the square*
(SAGE DIS BE A PACK ROLEPLAY)
(*Lenny face*)
(ALSO GIVE MY BOW BACK PLS AND STOP STEALING IT)
(I've literally had it for like a month)
Effie:Welcome, Welcome, to the (number) Annual HUNGER GAMES!)
(I am on evereh Saturday or Monday, depending on the week.)
(Boi r u in District 7?)
(I might be a min so brb)
(Ah whatev itll just be a central thing, she does them all at once)
Effie:*Chooses the district 1 and 2 tributes, and the male tribute for district 3* Next, we have...
Effie:Flurry Alaska! Come on up!
(I'm scaring people XD)
(GOOD)
(DONT MIND ME, I AM JUST A APPLE)
(:3)
*I freeze once i hear my name but then i slowly start to go up onto te platform that Effie is on*
Effie:Hurry up, we haven't got all day! *She smiles*
*I make my way up onto the platform*.....
Effie:Ok! On to the next districts! *She reaches district 7*
Oh great.
(looooool)
Effie:Arizoe Phoenèi! *I blink as I hear my name*
*runs out of the house, realizing she's late, and slips past the guards to the ceremony*
(Akward silence)
*Walks up to the platform silently*
*Effie reaches district 12* Dylan Florida! Where are you? *She smiles*
Dylan: *Steps up onto the platform*......
*crosses fingers behind my back*
*She smiles, then continues* Who's next... *She draws the piece of paper out of the bowl, unfolds it, and reads the name* Kip Domitri!
(back stabber)
(Nose)
*i clench my fist and walk up there quickly, keeping my head down*
(*is Suspiciously suspicious of the suspicious sage suspiciously*)
*Effie says a few words, and then all the tributes are taken to a room, for anyone they know to say their goodbyes*
*i sit on a puffy couch in the corner, knowing no one will come to see me*
(WHY DID I CHOOSE SAGE OF ALL NAMES)
Dylan: *Shoots a glance at Kip then looks back down*...
(BECAUSE YOUR A PLANT!!!)
*Only one person comes to see me, my old school friend, Mel* Mel:Sorry... But I know you can make it! You can win Ari!
(WHY THANK YOU)
*No one comes to see me bc i dont have friends and never did*
(BUT WHY DID I CHOOSE SAGE)
(BECAUSE YOU CAAAAAAANNNN THATS WHY!!!!)
*Le peacekeepers escort her out*
(BUT I JUST KINDA THOUGHT "Oh heheh Sage is a neat name Why don't I make my name SageTheWolf" AND THEN MY NAME BECAME WHAT IT IS NOW)
*I continue sitting there looking at the floor*
(AHAHAHAHA!!!)
*I sit in silence, then look down at the table, noticing something that wasn't there before* What the...
(Did Ash die??)
(AND NOW EVERYONE CALLS ME SAGE. EVEN YOU TWO IRL)
(Yes)
(Sometimes Not all the time)
(Yes very much so)
(STILL DOE. WHY AM I JUST SAGE. WHY THE HECK DID I CHOOSE THIS NAME, AND WHY AM I USING CAPPPPSSSSSSSSS LOCK)
*I ajust myself so that im laying down looking up at the ceiling*...
(why did I choose Ash?)
*i look up at Dylan* ... hi.
(Y did I choose mythical huh?? WELL I GUESS WE WILL NEVER KNOW!!!)
*I pick it up, and realize it is the chain bracelet I gave to Mel when we were in school together* I thought she threw his away...
Dylan: Hi....
(MR OWL WHEN DID YOU GET HERE)
(I had an OC called Ashtail... so that became my username... then I kept changing it and Ash just stuck)
(WHOOOOO!!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!)
(Boi!!)
You're name is Dylan... right... *i look back down, my hair creating a curtain around my face*
(Lenny face)
Dylan: ...Y-Ya, your name i-is Kip correct!?
(did you just... stab him XD)
(XD)
Yeah... um... nice to meet you, I guess
(I WOULD NEVER)
Dylan: Ya, n-nice to meet you too........
(*stabs Sage with a SPORK*)
(I THOUGH T YOU ONLY DISLIKED LIKEABLE HOOMANS SAGE!!!)
So... if it's alright with you... do you wanna team up... or something... during the Games? *looks up at him*
(Fine if thats how ur gonna be sage then i is mad ;-;)
(;-; nu do not be mad my fwend. I only did that bc he is the only person who is not real. I MEAN WHAT IF I WAS LIKE:Stabs Ash and Mythic with a fork)
(I would throw you out a window and then dump a bucket of sporks on you)
*I put the chain bracelet on my wrist, and follow le peacekeepers to the train*
(SEE WHY I STABBED HIM AND NOT YOU GUYS)
(he could kill you in the RP though)
(NO HE CANT BECAUSE I AM GOING TO DIE ANYWAYS)
(instead of eating MORE GOLDFISH I'm eating cheese crackers)
(Im sitting in my room freezing to death)
(I put up fairy lights :D)
(MYTHIC. MAKE DYLAN ANSWER ME)
(Im working on that. I have to drill hooks into the ceiling before I can put them up)
(I just put them up with thumb tacks)
(DONT MIND ME I AM JUST A APPLE)
(Ice cream soup)
(... cheese crackers)
(ITSSSSS MUFFIN TIME)
(BIRDIE NO!)
(MALACHITE IS A GEM)
(THE TITANIC SINKS)
(My fellow Americans... there is Ebola.. in America... which means, we are screwed)
(XD)
(ONCE UPON A TIME)
(MAKE DYLAN ANSWER ME)
(I WAS A YOUNG SPINNY BOI, AND GATHERED MY TROOPS TO INVADE THE APARRI CASTLE)
Dylan: Sure i dont mind but I dont really have a personal intrest in winning the games...
(THEN APARRI DIED. THE END)
I don't either. I have no one to come home to.
(ALL BUT TWO OF US DIED, AND THEN I SAT ON A HAY BALE AND SAID SPINNY BOIZ INVADE)
(THEN A DEER CAME AND TRIED TO KICK ME DOWN BECAUSE I SAID JULIAN IS BETTER)
(Julian IS better)
(I DODGED AND THEN HE RAN AWAY)
Dylan: I-I dont either *Sighs*
(*intense Pokémon theme*)
(AND WE WON THE WAR AGAINST THE CHEESE TIGERS BY BEING NEW YEARS SPINNY BOIZ AND USING SPIN ATTACK ALL AT ONCE, WHICH WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!!)
*wipes tears off cheeks with the back of my hand*
(THE END)
(*Eyes grow back*)
(THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS)
(btw that was a true story that happened today)
(Zeniths)
(ANALYSE ATOM Y)
c(stealing meme)
(WE MEDITATED AS SPINNY BOIZ TO REGAIN OUR STRENGTH BEFORE ATTACKING THE CHEESE TIGERS AND THEIR LEADER, APART I)
(THATS MEAN)
(Bites neck bite neck)
(Bites neck, bite neck)
(lol we need to stop)
*Rides train to Capitol*
(I CANT STOP *epic bass drop*)
(boi!!)
(SHALL WE TIME SKIP UNTIL BEFORE THE GAMES START)
(I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU MY CHILD)
(yes)
(I AM AN CHILD NOW)
<Time skip till right before games>
(FRICKING WIFI IS GOING OUT)
(my wifi turns off in 10)
*rides le train with Dylan*
Dylan:...
*stares at the floor*
Dylan: *Trys to start a conversation*~ ....S-So what now?
(gtg.... BAIII)
(;-; Mk baaiiiii!!)
U-um... I dunno...
(k bai)
Dylan: I wish these stuiped hunger games never existed, alot of people die and families are crushed.... N-Not that anyone will be sad if i die thats for sure *Trys not to cry*...
(Bai!!)
(WIFI IS BACK AND BAI ASH)
(my wifi is still existent so if I randomly leave then it turned off)
(Huh)
*just hugs him* I would be sad... I know I've only known you for like, an hour, but i can somewhat relate to you... so... you're my friend now.
(I do apologize. I just want to say, I don't really like this roleplay... I'm sorry. ;-;)
(*stabs you with a spork*)
(too bad)
(;-;)
(lol no it's ok. I might continue with Mythic if she wants to)
(Its not like I don't like the roleplay itself, I just have nothing to do)
(I'm trying not to move so my dad doesn't hear and turn off the wifi)
(BECOME FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE. ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE SHIPPED)
(I have lost all feeling in my left foot)
(I'm worried about tomorrow)
(Why)
(because school starts and I always hate being around people)
(We have the rest of the week off)
(well we started a week before you)
(I AM CHOKING BUT IF I GO DOWNSTAIRS MY DAD WILL REMEMBER. SO ITS EITHER CHOKING OR WIFI)
(AS IN DYING)
(nah. just need to cough)
(COUGH INTO A PILLOW)
(*le cough*)
(le ebola)
(DONT WXTCH DAN AND PHIL WHEN YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP. IM LAUGHING SILENTLY)
(I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP AN HOUR AGO)
(my parents think I go to bed at 9. lol 1 FRICKEN AM)
(3 FRICKEN AM, AND MY BROTHER GOES TO SLEEP AT 2)
(but I have to get up at 5 so I will get at least 6 hours)
(I get up at six on weekdays I have school)
(my bus comes at 6 ;-;)
(are you on private??)
(No, I don't think so)
(XD)
(LEEDLE)
(HAI)
(Rip rp)