"MY NAME IS HANK I WENT BALD IN MY MID TWENTIES I GO GOLFING EVERY SUNDAY RELIGIOUSLY I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NAMED MARTHA SHES GREAT MY TWO SONS LOUIS AND TOM I ENJOY LOVELY TUNA AND PICKLE SANDWICHES AS WELL AS LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH DONT HATE ME CAUSE IM BALD I WEAR GREEN POLOS AND KHAKIS EVERYDAY IM A CLASSIC MAN THAT LOVES A GOOD OL DAY ON THE KYACKS WITH MY BUDDY TED I ENJOY COUNTRY MUSIC WITH A DASH OF R&B I GOTTA CUT DOWN ON SWEETS BEXAUSE MY BLOOD SUGAR IS GOING UP I HAVE A CAT NAMED PERRY AND HES BEAUTIFUL #CATLOVERS I GO TO THE BOOK CLUB EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT WITH MY GOOD PAL BILL AND MY AFRICAN AMERICAN RELIABLE OLD AMIGO JEROME OCCASIONALLY I GO GET CHINESE FOOD ALL THE ASIANS KNOW ME IN THERE SHOUT OUT TO CHANG LEE FOR GIVINV ME EXTRA SOY SAUCE WITH MY LO MEIN I LOVE MY DUNKIN DONUTS ALL THE INDIANS IN THERE KNOW WHERE I COME FROM WHEN WALK IN THERE WITH MY JOYOUS WHITE SQUAD OF 50 YEAR OLD MEN I DRIVE A NICE SUV PERFECT FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY BUT DONT FORGET OUR STRIVING STRIPED CAT PERRY EVERY NIGHT AT 9 PM I WATCH THE NEWS WITH A BOWL OF CHERRIOS WITH SUGAR AND STRAWBERRIES WITH A NICE HOT GLASS OF MILK MARTHA WORKS SO BABYGIRLS CAN COME OVER ALL NIGHT WHILE THE KIDS ARE PLAYING POKEMON GO I THINK LOUIS IS GAY AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO IM JUST HANK A STRAIGHT GUY LOOKIN TO HAVE SOME FUN DONT HATE ME CUZ YOU AINT ME VEGAN LIFE FOLLOW MY INSTAGRAM WHERE YOU CAN SEE ALL MY RADICAL POSTS @HANKSMITH66 PLEASE HIT MY LINE DOWN IN THE DMS - HANK THE OLD GUY 🤘🏻