- she was found in the gutter of Sonic by my wifey and gifted to me when they had to move and couldn't take her

-my dad only accepted taking her cause she's part Siamese

- she will only attack feet if they have socks on

- she doesn't like attacking people with claws/teeth so when she accidentally does she apologizes (like just a bit ago, she was playing and grabbed my finger and almost bit it, realized what was happening, and put it down

- SHE CAN TELL IF YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF HER AND WILL STOP WHATEVER SHE WAS DOING SO YOU CAN'T

- she hides in the shower curtain to attack me when I walk by. It sometimes works

- one time she tried attacking my through the curtain, jumped to high, and got stuck in the curtain

- she can climb into the ceiling and knows where I sleep and meows right. Above. My. Head.

- one time I moved my bed around and she didn't know the new place so she was meowing in the wrong spot and I'm like okay, I can't make noise or she'll know AND THEN I SNEEZED AND THOUGH "CR*P" and sure enough, she came running and meowing towards me

- she only really likes me

- .... And my older sister....

- her full name is Shia Labeouf cause.... Okay I didn't name her my wifeys mom did

- she HATES other cats and refuses to go outside if there are cats outside, and makes me open a DIFFERENT DOOR THAT HAS NO CATS

- she had one friend but as soon as that cat got pregnant, SHE HATED IT

- I almost just rolled on top of her

- she let's me pet her belly and basically everywhere and she let's me pick her up and kiss her. But I'm the ONLY ONE that can pick her up cause she loves me 😘

- she mostly likes dry cat food. And chicken. And tuna. And... Tomato sauce?????? I caught her eating my tomato sauce twice ????

- she gets upset when she sees my mom opening tuna and eating it cause she thinks its her food

- she can climb up my STRAIGHT UP, ROUND LUNGED, METAL LATTER THAY LEADS TO MY BED??? I CAUGHT HER DOING THAT ONCE

- she will inform me if she needs anything by cuddling, and then when I get up she BOOKS IT TO WHATEVER SHE NEEDS LIKE AN EMPTY FOOD BOWL OR A FULL LITTER BOX

- she's s*xist. I don't blame her tho most of the guys she knows torment her

Okay I think I'm done, congrats if you read all this

these are precious 😭

Aww she sounds adorable! Siamese cats are literally the cutest. I’m laughing at the thought of her getting stuck in the curtain😂