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I went to take a peaceful shower and I came back to a one person conference on my page
and thank you, I don't like it when you're sad either friend
πΊπΈ
and yep smarter than me, I can't believe I keep tryna talk to him honestly idek why maybe it's just become a nostalgic thing who knows but the point is I need to stop thinking he's hot and then I'll be good it's just he has pink hair now which is obviously great but I'm just going to convince myself he's a terrible person (shouldn't be all that hard tbh) and get on with my life
he's such a pile of salsa
BE HAPPY OR I WILL SMACK YOU WITH A MANGO
and yes, a shΔ«t ton but they're all hilarious so it just makes me laugh
I also have a video of him fitting an entire watermelon slice in his mouth and then spitting it out
#ionlydatewinners
will do. The finding an annoying thing part should be wicked hard ((hahaha I'm so funny))
anD YES I KNEW I COULD FORCE YOU TO ENJOY LANA
and here we see a deep insight on how outsiders view our country and its citizens
*watermelon-eating idiots*
ALSO SHUT UP YOU HAVE ME AND MY BEAUTIFUL AURA OF SUNSHINE
ALSO YOU JUST SAID "DO DO" SO THATS SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT YOU TORTILLA
NO I'M ACTUALLY FROM NEW ENGLAND (it consists of Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, and more that I don't feel like listing) AND WE SAY WICKED ALL THE TIME WE ALSO HAVE AN ACCENT WHEN WE SAY COFFEE
well you can add a quote from a real live American to your speech - "Donald trump and Hilary Clinton are the only choices left therefore England and Canada should be expecting 90% of America's population to arrive on their property within 24 hours of Obama's departure. We are all doomed. But we shall bring cheetos and twinkies and Tyler Oakley with us."
AND HOW DARE U NOT LOVE HER
ALSO WE KNOW EACH OTHER TOO WELL I THINK WE HAVE A MUTANT CONNECTION
YOU KNOW WHAT THATS NOT MY PROBLEM BLAME CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS FOR FINDING THIS DANG CONTINENT SO LATE
AND WHY DOESNT MY CAPS LOCK COMFORT YOU I AM BEING COMFORTING
A L S O W H A T D I D U J U S T S A Y
and here is where I learn about your fetish for blue people